Monday Morning Mock Draft: Oh Brother Where Art Thou?

I was trying to work on a different topic but it wasn’t working to my exacting standards and seemed likely to age badly, so I had it step down from this week’s topic nomination and reached into my ‘Suggested Topics’ file cabinet and pulled one from frequent contributor Rikki-Tikki-Deadly.

This week we’re drafting brothers.  The only qualification necessary is that they be brothers.  It does not have to be a pair; if you want to draft all three of the Alous you go right ahead.  Want to draft however many of the Sullivans died in WWII?  Go right ahead.

There were 5 Sullivans and they all served on the same boat and the boat got sunk and that’s when the military supposedly started to keep siblings apart, although apparently they were supposed to start doing that several months before the Sullivans.  Also two of them survived but the Navy didn’t send any rescuers for days.  

Anyway, you could draft all five of them of you wanted.  Or any other brothers.  Adopted brothers are fine as well, but there does have to be a legal or blood connection.  Just because Hulk Hogan called a guy ‘Brutha’ once or twice does not make them brothers.

No sisters, I may need to use that topic for another draft.

I am also making the executive discussion to allow fictional brothers as being eligible for the draft, thereby expanding the pool.

With the first pick I’m going to go back in time a bit and take the DiMaggio brothers.

Joe’s one of the best ball players of all time, (and who knows, might have naked pictures of Marilyn Monroe), Dom was no slouch himself, and Vince was…well someone needs to make sure the other two stay hydrated.

Actually Vince was a lot better than I thought.  A two-time All-Star who could hit you a home run with some frequency, even if his batting average left a but to be desired, back when people cared about such thing.  Sorry about that Vince.

The rest of you are on the clock.

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SonOfSpam

The middle guy does NAWT look like Sam Elliott

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Listen, if you have Sam Elliott agreeing to play a part in your Western, it matters very little whether he looks like his character or not. I’d cast him as Big Nose Kate if it meant that he would be in my movie.

BeefReeferLives

Getting a bit meta. The Wayans brothers, who did The Brothers Brothers skit on In Living Color:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACCW71GsipI

ballsofsteelandfury

With my next pick, I’m going to take the Ripkens

/Pours one out for TWBS

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

5. I need more pure athleticism on my roster, so I’ll take the McEnroe brothers.

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yeah right

Chris and Rich Robinson.

The Black Crowes.

BeefReeferLives

or, as I like to refer to them, The Crack Bros

LemonJello

We interrupt your regularly scheduled Monday Morning Mock Draft with a very important updated on the tWBS Memorial Lowratio League:

We are now up to eight (8) teams!

There’s still time to join!

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We now return you to your program, already in progress.

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LemonJello
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I have joined.

LemonJello

TEN! We now have 10 teams!

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Brocky

I’m in..

Wait, uh I meant to say….

Uh….

Balls, I need a hand here!

Shit that’s not good either

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I have Splash, Bash, and Smash Bros so I don’t think I need anything else. (Beyond my first three amazing picks of Smothers, Wright, and Super Mario)

But fuck it, let’s go with the Dulles brothers. You don’t have to be a good person to be massively impactful

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LemonJello

You could take Jim Tomsula, Ryan Leaf and Tod Marinovich as the Trash Brothers…

DJ TAJ

So I’ll take David J and Kevin Haskins better know as the seminal band, BAUHAUS

BeefReeferLives

Didn’t see ‘The Blues Brothers’ picked yet…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB0T-g_MIaU

ballsofsteelandfury

I was going to pick the Doobies but it turns out none of them are actually related.

So, with my next pick, I’ll take the Jones brothers from the Friday series

https://youtu.be/iZYX_y9FVyc?si=a8y4VemffpNebCpL

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BeefReeferLives
LemonJello

You can’t throw out the BoSaF signal all willy-nilly like that!

ballsofsteelandfury

You know I clicked that article real quick!

ballsofsteelandfury

This is still one of my favourite things someone has posted in this site. I sent it to Lady Balls and she enjoyed it.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Super Smash

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SonOfSpam

“Er, ah, I’m doing Marilyn. Then getting shot.”
“Er, ah, wait, that’s my plan.”

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DJ TAJ

Second round I’ll take Bob and Mark Mothesrbaugh also know as DEVO

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

4. Given that I just saw a Shakespeare play last night and also I mean come on.

(Bob and Doug McKenzie)

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ballsofsteelandfury

Steal

Game Time Decision

fuckin hoser

yeah right

Malcom and Angus Young.

Senor Weaselo
SonOfSpam

You including Andy? He got peak Victoria Principal.

BugEyedBoo

Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers

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ballsofsteelandfury

Next pick: the Hughes Brothers (hockey)

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Don T

Gotta go with the Latin OGs, Romulus and Remus
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Don T
Brocky

I can find a picture, but Ronde Barber has 1 older brother named Tariq.

So Tariq and Ronde Barber

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DJ TAJ

Iggor on drums

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Splash

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Just because Hulk Hogan called a guy ‘Brutha’ once or twice does not make them brothers.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

You’re neither my supervisor nor the commissioner

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Also, Bash

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

You’re not a legitimate pick

DJ TAJ

I’ll take Max and Iggor Cavalera who produced some of the best thrash and without a doubt the best drummer who EVER lived!

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SonOfSpam

Didn’t realize one of those guys was Neil Peart

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DJ TAJ

Sorry, only second to Iggor.

LemonJello

#2 Pick: The Allman Brothers

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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SonOfSpam

The geniuses behind Prestige Worldwide

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Game Time Decision

The Jim’s from Shoresy. 2 are actuually brothers.

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BugEyedBoo

*cough*

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Brocky

Tyrion and Jaime Lannister.

Aka “The king slayer” brothers

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Shame they ended the series after season 6 with no conclusive ending

Dunstan

Put on the foil, because I’m drafting the Hanson Brothers:

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

3. The Brothers Grimm

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ArmedandHammered

The Watt bros.

ballsofsteelandfury

For my next pick, I’ll go with Ringling

ballsofsteelandfury

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Brocky

Pick #2 Marx brothers

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Pictured: Chico, Harpo, Groucho & Zeppo

Not pictured: Gummo & Karl

Brocky

Also, the film Horse Feathers has what I feel is the greatest play call in a football movie ever:

“Hey-diddle-diddle, de cat an’ de fiddle, dis time I think we go down the middle!”

SonOfSpam

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Redshirt

Not watching the House Secret Service Investigation but I imagine its going something like this:

Republican: “How could you let our President get shot?”
Secret Service: “Maybe Trump being a complete monster making himself a target didn’t help us much.”
Republican: “I don’t understand what you are talking about.”
Secret Service: “Of course you don’t”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

2. Alex and Eddie Van Halen

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

(Super) Mario

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LemonJello

#1 Pick: The Kelce Brothers

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Doktor Zymm

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Wright.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

1. Coen Brothers. These dudes are just out there cranking out one fine film after another.

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WCS

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Brocky

Pick #1: Cooper and Eli Manning

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Game Time Decision

LOVE THIS

blaxabbath

Billy and Bennie McGuire

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Smothers

ballsofsteelandfury

Going along with Don T’s pick, I pick the Gallaghers

https://youtu.be/TDe1DqxwJoc?si=jifPjE-1_64jUnqw

BrettFavresColonoscopy

In the same room at the same time?

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WCS

I am also making the executive discussion to allow fictional brothers as being eligible for the draft, thereby expanding the pool.

Okay, leading off…

Vince and Julius Benedict

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Don T