I was trying to work on a different topic but it wasn’t working to my exacting standards and seemed likely to age badly, so I had it step down from this week’s topic nomination and reached into my ‘Suggested Topics’ file cabinet and pulled one from frequent contributor Rikki-Tikki-Deadly.
This week we’re drafting brothers. The only qualification necessary is that they be brothers. It does not have to be a pair; if you want to draft all three of the Alous you go right ahead. Want to draft however many of the Sullivans died in WWII? Go right ahead.
There were 5 Sullivans and they all served on the same boat and the boat got sunk and that’s when the military supposedly started to keep siblings apart, although apparently they were supposed to start doing that several months before the Sullivans. Also two of them survived but the Navy didn’t send any rescuers for days.
Anyway, you could draft all five of them of you wanted. Or any other brothers. Adopted brothers are fine as well, but there does have to be a legal or blood connection. Just because Hulk Hogan called a guy ‘Brutha’ once or twice does not make them brothers.
No sisters, I may need to use that topic for another draft.
I am also making the executive discussion to allow fictional brothers as being eligible for the draft, thereby expanding the pool.
With the first pick I’m going to go back in time a bit and take the DiMaggio brothers.
Joe’s one of the best ball players of all time, (and who knows, might have naked pictures of Marilyn Monroe), Dom was no slouch himself, and Vince was…well someone needs to make sure the other two stay hydrated.
Actually Vince was a lot better than I thought. A two-time All-Star who could hit you a home run with some frequency, even if his batting average left a but to be desired, back when people cared about such thing. Sorry about that Vince.
The rest of you are on the clock.
The middle guy does NAWT look like Sam Elliott
Listen, if you have Sam Elliott agreeing to play a part in your Western, it matters very little whether he looks like his character or not. I’d cast him as Big Nose Kate if it meant that he would be in my movie.
Getting a bit meta. The Wayans brothers, who did The Brothers Brothers skit on In Living Color:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACCW71GsipI
With my next pick, I’m going to take the Ripkens
/Pours one out for TWBS
5. I need more pure athleticism on my roster, so I’ll take the McEnroe brothers.
Chris and Rich Robinson.
The Black Crowes.
or, as I like to refer to them, The Crack Bros
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Oh for the ever loving fuck. Y U NO EDIT?
Link:
https://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/209105/invitation?key=3a07144c86507a29&soc_trk=lnk&ikey=79d23a09c66a6ad9
I have joined.
TEN! We now have 10 teams!
I’m in..
Wait, uh I meant to say….
Uh….
Balls, I need a hand here!
Shit that’s not good either
I have Splash, Bash, and Smash Bros so I don’t think I need anything else. (Beyond my first three amazing picks of Smothers, Wright, and Super Mario)
But fuck it, let’s go with the Dulles brothers. You don’t have to be a good person to be massively impactful
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You could take Jim Tomsula, Ryan Leaf and Tod Marinovich as the Trash Brothers…
So I’ll take David J and Kevin Haskins better know as the seminal band, BAUHAUS
Didn’t see ‘The Blues Brothers’ picked yet…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB0T-g_MIaU
I was going to pick the Doobies but it turns out none of them are actually related.
So, with my next pick, I’ll take the Jones brothers from the Friday series
https://youtu.be/iZYX_y9FVyc?si=a8y4VemffpNebCpL
Nice headline, IFLScience… Reeeeeeeeeeal nice.
“Uranus Has Experienced A Colossal Pounding”
https://www.iflscience.com/uranus-experienced-a-colossal-impact-that-knocked-it-on-its-side-48602?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR1to6fefrI5fKCD_2Fiw_Z4dVaiuFRsmbOqH-qQXONpDQfHynM7GTh8mgY_aem_7MOp9KzyXu72yB_hlRQ-pQ
You can’t throw out the BoSaF signal all willy-nilly like that!
You know I clicked that article real quick!
This is still one of my favourite things someone has posted in this site. I sent it to Lady Balls and she enjoyed it.
Super Smash
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“Er, ah, I’m doing Marilyn. Then getting shot.”
“Er, ah, wait, that’s my plan.”
Second round I’ll take Bob and Mark Mothesrbaugh also know as DEVO
4. Given that I just saw a Shakespeare play last night and also I mean come on.
(Bob and Doug McKenzie)
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Steal
fuckin hoser
Malcom and Angus Young.
Pick #1: The Brothers Gibb
https://youtu.be/fNFzfwLM72c?si=nB0FJkGJMOGbdr-i
You including Andy? He got peak Victoria Principal.
Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers
Next pick: the Hughes Brothers (hockey)
Gotta go with the Latin OGs, Romulus and Remus
Might be the steal of the draft.
SCTV does DiMaggiii
https://youtu.be/c0-vH8VpdQo?si=tv2Wfr9KdGKLXN6u
I can find a picture, but Ronde Barber has 1 older brother named Tariq.
So Tariq and Ronde Barber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEq-IssIGUk
Iggor on drums
Splash
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You’re neither my supervisor nor the commissioner
Also, Bash
Yeah, none of these are legitimate picks, but it’s hot and I’ve been in a deposition all morning so, you know, whatever.
You’re not a legitimate pick
I’ll take Max and Iggor Cavalera who produced some of the best thrash and without a doubt the best drummer who EVER lived!
Didn’t realize one of those guys was Neil Peart
Sorry, only second to Iggor.
#2 Pick: The Allman Brothers
The geniuses behind Prestige Worldwide
The Jim’s from Shoresy. 2 are actuually brothers.
That’s fantastic.
But you only get the brothers.
Simon Brothers
https://youtu.be/aClyUL_Amfw?si=0YiUejnjmT5-yfJM
*cough*
Tyrion and Jaime Lannister.
Aka “The king slayer” brothers
Shame they ended the series after season 6 with no conclusive ending
Put on the foil, because I’m drafting the Hanson Brothers:
3. The Brothers Grimm
The Watt bros.
For my next pick, I’ll go with Ringling
Pick #2 Marx brothers
Pictured: Chico, Harpo, Groucho & Zeppo
Not pictured: Gummo & Karl
Also, the film Horse Feathers has what I feel is the greatest play call in a football movie ever:
“Hey-diddle-diddle, de cat an’ de fiddle, dis time I think we go down the middle!”
Not watching the House Secret Service Investigation but I imagine its going something like this:
Republican: “How could you let our President get shot?”
Secret Service: “Maybe Trump being a complete monster making himself a target didn’t help us much.”
Republican: “I don’t understand what you are talking about.”
Secret Service: “Of course you don’t”
2. Alex and Eddie Van Halen
(Super) Mario
In honor of Bob Newhart’s recent passing, Larry, Daryl, & Daryl
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#1 Pick: The Kelce Brothers
Wright.
1. Coen Brothers. These dudes are just out there cranking out one fine film after another.
Pick #1: Cooper and Eli Manning
LOVE THIS
Billy and Bennie McGuire
Smothers
Going along with Don T’s pick, I pick the Gallaghers
https://youtu.be/TDe1DqxwJoc?si=jifPjE-1_64jUnqw
https://youtu.be/BJKpUH2kJQg?si=9sE4YLyeks9bQeZp
https://youtu.be/bx1Bh8ZvH84?si=zSW-UPgapJHABPXn
In the same room at the same time?
Okay, leading off…
Vince and Julius Benedict
The Davieseseses
https://youtu.be/BIc-RnqjwWA?si=ONjLX7m17kdY32gg