I’ma make this short and sweet just like my last high school girlfriend. Hell, we’ll be seeing scrubs all day and night long so I’ll save my trenchant insights (HA!) for later on.
This is what we have on offer this afternoon/evening.
You Bet!/Purple Toe Suckers-
Gosh Bay/Brownies-
Desantis Insanity/Skyline Chili-
High Rent/Kingless Titans-
Kadarius Sucks/Jerktown-
Fish Tossers/Cheatin’ Harbaughs-
Boudin Suckers/Playstations-
There’s a rumour in the air that there’s international games shenanigans afoot. Watch at your own peril.
Huh, so the same media that thought John Podesta’s risotto tips were relevant news in 2016 is suddenly too principled to print hacked Trump emails?
Amazing how liberal the liberal media isn’t.
Sean Hannity said he wouldn’t rest until Seth Rich was avenged.
Jesse Watters believes tan suits and hugging one’s spouse are signs of weakness to our allies and enemies globally, but supporting a convicted criminal stands for law and order.
Lauren Boehbert took time during her son’s trial hearing to tweet that Kamala Harris supports crime.
Steve Bannon said he was a political prisoner, and would serve time or cave to the woke, globalist deep state.
Ray Curto was working with the FBI most for the series.
One of these things is not like the other.
/NYT Pitchbot has entered the chat
Finally found the Steph Curry highlights from that Gold Medal final game! 🇺🇸 🥇 🏀
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xf-zV1uTkW0
It’s Rocking!!!
Found a funny:
taking benadryl with red bull so i can sleepwalk real far
Apparently Trumps campaign got hacked! 🖥️
Hahahaha!
HAXXXORED N00BS
I’ve noticed a pretty intense focus by the media to get the conversation focused back on his campaign (“Trump called Harris a bitch – isn’t he outrageous?”) and I honestly could give a tin shit about his campaign being hacked other than it indicates their security procedures are atrocious. If there evidence of any kind of crime it should be sent over to the DOJ, but otherwise I’m more interested in the sweat on my dirty asshole than I am about any of their middle school drama running that clown show of a campaign.
Is football really back if it’s a preseason Saints-Cards game?
It’s not even sponsored by a casino. Just Seatgeek.
You could make the same argument for a regular season Saints-Cards game.
HEY, the SAINTS are the only team that matter in this whole stupid league and you damn well better know it!!
Just changed one of my FFL team names from Super Bowl Cut (with Mark Davis as avatar) to Unnecessary Duffness. Yes, I am home alone.
Evelyn Jade Pupdate!
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-g19oSp-Qc/?igsh=MWh5eTFudXhhcW9hdQ==
This is going to sound weird for the non bakers in the crowd but I wish every one of you could see my sponge right now.
We gonna muffin up this bitch!
Olympic distance sprinting lays somewhere between masochism and cartoon-ish supervillainism.
Am I off about this, Dok?
That’s what makes it great.
So the Algerian boxer lady (that right wing assholes were calling a man) won the gold, and announced her intention to look into lawsuits against internet people. That would rule.
I seen enough Seahawks football today.
/pencils Super Bowl date
MAYBE if they can get past the Rams in the NFC title game.
Irrational preseason optimism is so fucking fun.
I kid
But if this new Seahawks regime actually shows up for the first half of every game instead of playing “OH SHIT WE GOTTA CATCH UP” second half ball, I’ll be happy with this season even with an early playoffs exit or missing the playoffs.
Basically my bar is low after these last few just exhausting Pete seasons.
SEA-TAC vs Bob Hope actually ain’t that bad
me watching caleb williams highlights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHRBkptxh2g
me: *sweating* manage expectations. manage your expectations. and breathe.
https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1eoybz8/highlight_caleb_williams_makes_unorthodox_screen/
no youtube vid embed but a broken embed for a reddit post link?
caleb is already breaking my internet
Hey, the backup Tits placement man is a Wolven Sort rookie. Straight down the gooch!
I just want to put this out there: I’m stoopid in love with a princess.
I always have been with her, from the minute I saw her I was smitten. She played hard to get for years, we went separate paths, and somehow found our way back to each other. Now, we have an incredible son together.
I’ve had a strange few years, but genuine thanks for everyone here for keeping my morale up during some tough times. Love yinz too, but not that kind.
Alright, enough sappy shit…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwXHKALCgbM
GIT SUM, WCS!!!
Fuck are you doing?
Don’t you have a call coming in?
Just reported. Now yinz are stuck with me.
Super awesome to know some royalty, and happy that you’re happy.
Seems like I’m finally seeing events that I’ve been hearing about for two weeks bit not seeing because Fubo now. The climbing, the breaking, the table tennis is awesome. I am definitely getting Peacock or Trumpvision or whatever it will be in 2028… Who’m I kidding, if we end up with TrumpVision there sure as shit won’t be anymore Olympics. Or maybe LA will be able to form its own “shit hole country” and still host somehow. Truly, we are at a crossroad
LA shithole countries:
People’s Republic of Venice
Independent Republic of Santa Monica
South Central
Inland Empire
El Reinado de San Fernando
Hipster’s Paradise of Silver Lake
San Fernando’s really gone downhill since all the porn left town for the internet.
Don’t get me started on Lancaster.
I have a feeling Republicans will have some conflicting feelings on gun control when it comes to South Central
President Harris will be hanging out at the LA Olympics and it will be glorious.
Trump will be in prison or deceased. (Natural causes – ragestroke)
And hopefully I’ll be hoisting a beer by your side when that happens.
Sure, if you can catch a reasonable flight from Porto.
Gotta be offseason but I’ll make it work.
Ugh, until now when they stop showing the men’s gold medal volleyball final to show their regular Sunday News program. Oh, well…
I am debating renting out our house here in LA and getting a place somewhere not too hot and just watching nothing but Olympics for the entire time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7JRvwfHFwo
I LOVE THIS COUNTRY
even with all our inane and insane bullshit, we can still kick your asses at exercise.
Fuck yeah.
Finally watched the highlights from the USA vs France men’s basketball game.
USA won gold!!! 🇺🇸 🏀
That was Rocking!!!
Curry shot over that Double-Team was LEGIT! 🏀💪
https://vimeo.com/997188313
Hey Poochy, Pads won in extra innings! What is that?
IT’S A GOLDEN DAGGER!
That deserves a Breen “BANG!”
Maybe not quite a double bang, unless it was to take the lead.
OMG, Mini Kiss is performing at a local casino. Why didn’t you give me a heads up Horatio?
Ooh. Someone should put together a K-pop version called “bbobbo” (뽀뽀).
He was afraid Lowratio would hear about it and demand to go.
Thicc Punter is on the Tomsulas. No word yet whether he will dance in the Tenderloin District midweek.
One thing I like about the French people and their country:
They’re way the hell over there.
I spent a grand total of about 3 days there. And in my super-limited experience, the people that the French locals were rude to, totally deserved the treatment.
But of course I’m willing to learn to hate anyone, even Frogs.
Two things can be true.
WHOOOOOO SEAHAWKS FOOSBALL
HOX!!!
I think you, me, and nine other randos from this site could at least stay even with the Chargers.
Apparently they’re looking at stripping Jordan Chiles of her bronze medal cause of some scoring shenanigans. I think if they ask her to give it back she should be like “Oh, yeah, I can’t find it, I must have lost it. I’ll be sure to give you guys a call if it turns up, really sorry about that.”
Someone is appealing her appeal on the difficulty qualifier
What I just heard was that the appeal from the US was made four seconds too late.
US gymastics coaches (artist’s conception):
Did they fax it in?
Agree totally. “Gosh, if it turns up I’ll totally send it back”
Okay, Touchdown. Sit down Burrow, please.
Went and saw the new movie, Trap, not bad, little slow in places but would recommend but not at full price. And I am so stoked for Aliens: Romulus, the trailer looked good.
Aliens: Romulus looks like Friday the 13th but instead of Jason it’s a xenomorph.
And, that’s bad?
For me, yes. But I’m not one to judge others’ taste; if that’s something you’d enjoy then you should be in for a treat!
That was not the surprise I was expecting
Methinks DonT’s previously magnificent Tits will be almost as bad as Hippo’s Donks this season.
Oh, good. The rookie is starting at RT. This will certainly end well.
“You have selected ‘regicide’…”
https://vimeo.com/997173203
I hope you guys in the Northeast don’t get shafted by the remains of Debby.
Probably just a few spurts.
Based on that map and my knowledge on anatomy, Newfoundland will be getting a lot more than a few spurts.
It depends on how many hurricanes there have already been this month.
Oh cool. Football.
Only thing missing from this win was a constant corner cam of Tatum
More like Steph CARRY amirite?
Steph FUCKING Curry if you please.
Deep cut for fans of the small-market Edmonton Oilers, but the horn in this basket ball game sounds just like the Oilers goal horn
“Canada’s Phil Wizard wins Gold Breaking in the Olympics” doesn’t make any kind of sense but is true.
“short and sweet just like [I did with] my last high school girlfriend”
Fixed that for you
The one and done format of this Olympic basket ball tournament is patently unfair for France’s Evan Fournier, he much more excels in a Series.
I’m confident he can Transform himself
Damn it
And once again, Frank Ntilikina is trash.
The NFL network blacked out the Raiders Vikings game because obviously LA is in the Las Vegas market.
You dense motherfuckers.