I’m sure this was some error by the sked makers that was somehow overlooked by the powers that be but it’s too late and now we have choices. We can never go back! [looks at Week 7’s late slate of three games] I guess we’re going back eventually.
To The Games!
Panthers/Raiders:
Ok, let’s get the stinker out of the way. So, how long before Minshew gets injured? He’s being asked to throw the ball and has responded by averaging 266 yards over the first two tilts but he’s also been thrown to the ground nine times as well. Rook tight end Bowers is all he promised to be early days-he leads everyone at his position in catches, targets and yards.
Fins/Seahawks:
It’s Skylar Time! The last time we saw him he was way back in 2022, playing in a Wild Card game vs the Bills and going 18 for 45. It might be safe to downgrade Tyreek and Jaylen a little bit. It’s early but it looks like Geno has regained his surprising form from two years prior. He threw for 300+ last week but if you’ve got a modicum of talent how can you go wrong slinging to the trio of D.K, Tyler and Jackson?
Ravens/Cowboys:
Baltimore is 0-2 but leads the league in total offense. One of those things just doesn’t belong and I can’t see the Ravens going 0-3. So that means that Dallas is going to lose at home and there will a decided lack of celebratory “YEE HAWS!” and I’m here for it. I think it’ll be a very close game however.
Niners/Rams:
An important early divisional matchup with no Puca, Kupp, Deebo or Christian and maybe Kittle. This screams “Big Game” for Aiyuk and Mason. The Rams passing offense now goes through Demarcus Robinson and Colby Parkinson. What? That’s a long way down.
Lions/Cards:
Yet another interesting and probably high-scoring tilt. Thank you, four pm EST window! That’s just not something that gets written very often, if at all. Goff leads all qb’s in pass attempts so far with 83 and Jameson Williams is reaping. He’s one of only three wr’s with 200+ yards in this low-scoring start to the season. It took all of two games for Harrison Jr to bust out. 130 yards in one quarter? That’ll do.
Enjoy.
Is there a new thread going up for Hawai’i Baywatch premier (night one)?
betcha the hot girl and the brooding new dude with a dark secret HOOK UP!!
Ooh we have jerrah-cam! AND Enjoy the Silence?! Wow fox, way to drive things home!
For all you Ice LioUns fans, Thatcher Demko gingerly skated off the ice during practice today and looked pretty defeated. I feel sorry for the guy
What is the Tush Push in Seattle? The Salmon Shove?
I like it!
Smells fishy
I’m not owned!
“Ay chihuahua…..”
“Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown-especially if that fan is a fucking clown.”
-Shakespeare, some words amended
Kyler thought he hit the Fire button but accidently hit Grenade Lob on his controller.
“LOOK AT JONATHON GANNON’S SMALL PLAY SHEET!”
Look at how the Lions have controlled this game with making adjustments.
It’s discomforting to hear Dak get ready for the snap with YYAAAAARRRGGGGHHH, the universe is a dark and unforgiving void
He should change it to YYAAAAARRRGGGGHHH I got paid!
To be fair, it’s just the short form of Peyton yelling, “Omaha!”
How many fucking 70+ year old’s do you really think I care to keep alive between now and Nov 4?
RSV for everyone!
“I CALL THIS BALTIMORE/DALLAS GAME BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN BECAUSE IT SHOWS JUST HOW VULNERABLE COWBOYS CAN BE WHEN THEY LET THEIR GUARD DOWN!”
Jerrah’s new emotional strength coach
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Wq24ebd8Fng
I really should take great solace in the fact that it’s impossible for the Raiders to go 0-17 this year. They have scored seven points against a team that gives up an average of 36.5.
This Lions defense is really stifling a Cardinals offense that went off against a Rams roster full of brittle year-old Halloween skeletons.
Who could have seen this coming?
You should dial into Qards Talq to discuss Xbox, Jr.’s accuracy
The Rams defense is poor
Kenny Albert with the speculative punctured lung for a chest pain diagnosis is a bit over the top.
Yup, just leaped right over ‘cracked rib’
“Do you see how the defender has a clenched fist as he leaves the field? My guess is that he’s holding his opponent’s larynx; which he ripped out of their trachea with his bare hand during the tackle.”
Well, it is the Raiders
Oops, Kevin Harland is the announcer.
I’d apologize but I’m drunk so they all sound the same right now.
Hope one of y’all with Deebo or Kittle on your fantasy team subbed in Jennings.
I spent all my money on CMC at the beginning of the draft because I’m Al Davis and I can’t get anyone else.
I’ve got Aiyuk. How is that going so wrong?
Meh
That was supposed to be Meh defense by the Rams and they picked the expensive guy to guard as one might expect, leaving Jennings to run wild. And one crazy circus catch that bailed out a weak throw from Purdy
/fuck WordPress and its edit function
My backup was Conklin, so that’s of zero help.
This game is never going to end and I am going to die in my seats.
Kevin Harlan is getting passive aggressive on commentary. This is an abomination of a game
I think they’re required to call it at 2 am because of noise regulations
Welp. Just about got in a fight. Some guy in a Dolphins jersey was looking for his friend in the bathroom & I said, “blowjobs are in the shitters, pal.”
That’s funny though.
That’s funny.
I believe that was a well-reasoned response
I mean, got to pass the time somehow.
I swear I’m having flashbacks. A squandered offense, dubious defense…90’s me wants jncos
Ross is the Boss in ’96
The chain wallet I never bought likes you
For anyone who is having a lousy day because their chosen franchise is getting blown the fuck out by a team that analysts roundly agree is the worst in the NFL, here is a little pick-me-up: Joe Lieberman is still dead.
Rush Limbaugh rots in agreement.
It’s been a really stellar day for worst in the league candidates
tough day to be a canned ham product (water added)
Andy Dalton and Rodgers killing me in my superflex league. What is this, 2013??
May as well give it to them. It’s not like it’ll affect the score.
Remember that Thankgiving we all lived the Tim Boyle experience? Shit, I think that was even pre-COVID
Does Mercury Morris still get champagne?
he gets to avoid having to watch this dolphins game, so reason for him to celebrate
This Dolphins/Hox game is probably going to be 4hrs long. Ridiculous
They should add a pitch clock or something
Best thing to happen to baseball. I actually watch games now
I’m fucking dying here.
I bet. Stay strong. You may need to spend the night in Seattle
Spoiler alert: Arizona won’t produce shit, RedZone
Like there is some OTHER place you can get citrus?!
Miami: I’ve seen this movie
Dolphins offensive a more realistic depiction of a wasteland than Mad Max
Alright. Who the fuck was the dumbass that pissed off Derrick Henry?
That series made no sense.
The LOLphins!
Let’s see the Derrick Henry TD again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=ixMVuOslebI
Promote yourself to Head Coach, Jerral. You know it’s the only way.
Could he be any worse than what you have now?
Oh it would be worse and it would be GLORIOUS
Like, what if he had a team employee hoist him on his shoulders on the sideline? The whole time he’s yelling instructions to move him to and fro. And he also calls the plays.
Oh you know he would stick a bridle on that employee and ride him like a horsey
yeeeeeehhhhhhaaaawwwww, I’m the ALPHA COWPERSON
Of course! C’mon now.
HEE-DAMN-HAW!
The Dad from Everybody Loves Raymond is back and in aqua!
A gallon of chocolate marshmallow will not undo that
I slept like 12 hours last night, why am I falling asleep?
SISTER!!
Send Micah and CeeDee to Detroit. they’d know how to use them.
QB 3 in for Miami. Everyone has talked about Miami’s O-Line being an issue. Unfortunately, Coach McDrunk and Grier disagree. Fuck
our beautiful fast paced dynamic offense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ueVuvS8zBY
Skylar ded, it’s time for Boyle’s Law
back up – back up QB for Fins.
Tom Brady: “I wanna see what the Cowboys do this half.”
Me: “I’ve been rooting for them since the mid-70’s and I don’t. I’m walking the dog.”
See you all some time in the 4th quarter, when I’m sure McCarthy will have this all sorted out.
Impressed that the NFL put together a helmet-safety ad and didn’t put a laugh track in it.
When it’s going great…
https://x.com/TAMUPolice/status/1837674860488659102
If the cops aren’t going to beg anyone reading that tweet to donate money to the TAMU NIL operation, they aren’t doing their part for the community.
Cardinals: “Saw something we liked on that run. Let’s go no huddle!”
Cardinals: Short quarterback tosses a lame duck into double coverage and gets picked off in the end zone.
Marvin Harrison Jr asking the ref for a flag like, “Do you know who MY FATHER is?”
Would you like a carwash? I know a guy…
Just noticed that I’m starting the Ravens D in the Lowratio league, so this is actually great.
Also, I am fucking LOADED.
Pretty goddamned close to reality, given how this game is going.
Is McCarthy capable of feeling shame?
Hint: He lives and works in Texas.
Um, no. He’s Pittsburgh tough after all
Update from Seattle – how is this game taking fucking longer than the Broncos game?
Do you have to wait for something to compost first?
Probably Geno at this rate.
It so cool that all it took for the Panthers to surpass their total points from the first two games of the season was a single half of playing against the Raiders.
It’s really too bad they benched Young, he could have used the confidence boost
Announcer acting like Mike McCarthy’s going to make some great halftime adjustment as though the only thing McCarthy’s going to do isn’t reach for a quart of Blue Bunny Ice Cream, then take a nap.
he’s a lame duck coach.
Weird way to spell “shitty”
Two quarts
Here’s to another listeria outbreak, less sickening than the cowboys
THIS DALLAS COWBOYS TEAM LEMME TELL YA I CALL THEM FRANCE BECAUSE ALL THEIR DEFENSES DISAPPEAR AT HOME
Double J has the Cheerleaders working on the can can
