Your Footy Then Football Open Thread

Looking forward to today. Well, aside from that whole ‘watch the Giants collapse in a new and different way’ thing. Unlike yesterday’s college offerings (some late games excluded) the NFL slate promises to be good. AND we’ve got a five game [faints] late slate that is a banger.

To The Games!

Chargers/Steelers:

With two games below 150 passing yards Herbert has doubled his career total of that number to date. Harbaugh The QB Killer? Dobbins has had plenty of success vs the Steelers, averaging 6.9 ypc against them. Can Fields sorta kinda guide Pitt to a win again? Don’t doubt The Voodoo.

Texans/Vikes:

Stroud to this point in his career has 43 completions of 25+ yards-he’s a remarkably accurate downfield thrower. Nico has been the prime beneficiary, averaging about 106 yards over his last eight games. Of course they gave old man Mixon too much work out of the gate and he’s doubtful so Cam Akers has risen out of the grave of his dead career. Sam Darnold is my $1 QB in Math Hard! league and I’d pay three times that for him today.

Eagles/Saints:

Who’d a thought this tilt would be almost necessary viewing? New Orleans ability to put points on the board has taken everyone by surprise, even Saints fans. Well, except for all those that are saying, “I told you so”. Shaheed continues to blow the top off defenses and Carr has yet to revert to his boring checkdown self. Is there something special in the beignets down there? Philly has their hands full given that their best weapon Brown is still unavailable.

Broncs/Bucs:

Chicks dig the long ball (timely reference!) but not Bo Nix’s-he’s 6 of 24 with 3 INT’s on downfield throws so far which is worse than the since-pulled Bryce Young. Baker has continued to play well but he has favored Godwin who is having a resurgence. Meanwhile on the other side Evans has now gone 7 straight games without 100 yards.

Packers/Titans:

For some reason (Love being out) Lafleur decided to give the rock to Jacobs 32(!) times last week. Sure fantasy owners were happy with that 151 total but that’s just silly. Love was limited in practice so I’m guessing he’s a game-timer? The Titans have the league’s best overall defense and are winless-Levis has to show more.

Giants/Browns:

The .500 Browns look to get on the winning side of things against a NY team that just can’t get everything right at the same time. Last week when the offense finally was sniffing at competency, roster management negated it. Wait. Is this a trap game for Cleveland? Nah.

Bears/Colts:

Boy howdy Chicago’s O is disgusting. They average three yards per play which hasn’t been equaled since way back in 2006. Caleb is a dump down artiste right now-that’s usually the case when a rook qb can’t process defensive looks fast enough. That should improve, it has to improve. Perhaps there should be some emphasis on the ground game given that Indy has given up 474 yards so far.

Now it’s all you.

 

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clint greasewood

Derek Carr is back

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NotShogunButShogun

Whoa! An actual game? Hi iggles!

hippofant

Saints defense, it’s 2024, how the fuck you doing that on mesh in 2024?

Gumbygirl

Who am I losing to here? Is that Beef Reefer with the Shibas?

BugEyedBoo

-raises hand-

I think you’re gonna get it, TBH.

NotShogunButShogun

Oh fox…big25 will never matter. Stop it

litre_cola

Eagles are going to fucking lose again due to Sirianni’s fear of fg’s

King Hippo

(except when he tries from 60 up ONE point)

King Hippo

The Standard Remains The Standard

WCS

Holy crow, 3-0.

fleshwound_NPG

caleb williams, finally good at football

fleshwound_NPG

bears coaching staff, not

Brocky

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hippofant

lol

WCS

Took until Week Three, but the New Jersey Gints have finally managed to outscore Chris Boswell.

Fuck off, Hashtag Pawls.

Redshirt

“Oh, yeah. They’re the Giants.” – multiple

Gumbygirl

Woooooooo Steelers!

Mr. Ayo

3-0! Just like everyone predicted!

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hippofant

How did the Saints put up like 80 points on the Cowboys but only 6 on the Eagles?

WCS

/femur drum kit collapses

hippofant

uh oh why is Heinicke in? Is Heinicke in? The CBS commentators called him both Herbert and Heinicke

Redshirt

Heinicke is in. Herbert hurt his ankle.

BugEyedBoo

Herbert hurts hock, Heinicke helps Harbaugh’s host.

Redshirt

Bears OC was caught shaking while calling plays.

So that’s two breakdowns in two weeks.

Mr. Ayo

A Very Special Injury!

NotShogunButShogun

Premature explosions? Look Tennessee, I watch fitbal to escape the failures of my youth

Redshirt

Lay off them! It’s been a long week!

litre_cola

Finally!!!

Spur

died bird in new orleans

clint greasewood

Greg William’s Bounty paid out.

clint greasewood

Devonta Smith in blue tent

fleshwound_NPG

caitlin clark, save my fucking sunday

JustStopDude

She has been fun as shit to watch. Even that youtube channel, awful coaching, sings her praises.

And he rages about everything.

fleshwound_NPG

…and immediately gets poked in the eye

JustStopDude

Went on a date on Friday. A coworker and his wife hooked me up. I was honestly kind of struggling following what my date was talking about half the time.

I figured out half way through the date that she was not born yet when 911 happened. I have no idea what those two were thinking. I was worried at had a teenager in a bar.

I’m 44. My coworker knows this. I haven’t asked a date if they lived with their parents since I was in the military. It was insanely weird.

ArmedandHammered

I have heard about the current dating scene and, Morrigan forbid, if anything happens to my wife. I will move back to the mountains and just become a RL hermit, but stay online.

ArmedandHammered

But much luck to you man.

hippofant

Was it a good date though?

Yeah, there are weirdo perverts out there, but you didn’t look for a date that young.

JustStopDude

She is a medical student. Nice kid but i can’t imagine being in a relationship with someone that I have to explain all my references and jokes constantly.

NotShogunButShogun

I was under the impression the 500’s were the Texas team that didn’t suck?

Doktor Zymm

But soft! What fuckery through yon early window breaks?

NotShogunButShogun

Tis incompetence, and the names be plenty

King Hippo

Philly fucking up every “little thing” humanly possible.

JustStopDude

I always love it when I get commercials for chains that are literally a state away.

Like what is the fucking point?

NotShogunButShogun

Agreed. Sonic (which, garbage) appears here all the time

ArmedandHammered

You travel right? I think they sometimes do it for name recognition when you drive through, like “I’ve seen the commercials, you want to stop and see if the place is good”.

litre_cola

Ayo and I are having a battle of who could win with maybe 70 pts?

King Hippo

Both my squadrons are Stroud-led, so not going to even look.

Mr. Ayo

The battle of the soon to be relegated!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

blax and I did that last week. He won.

King Hippo

I’m not even sure Dimebag can ha’penny (h/t, Dok Zymm) this one up

Redshirt

Herbert ded. Again.

King Hippo

#ThePauls, Pauling to NEW heights!!

ArmedandHammered

Don’t you mean new lows?

fleshwound_NPG

why are the vikes doing the opposite of tanking

Redshirt

Calvarying?

clint greasewood

Mike Vrabel
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JustStopDude

I can’t get the Browns game where I’m at.

That is probably for the best….

fleshwound_NPG

neither can the browns

Redshirt

Nobody gets the Browns.

ArmedandHammered

I have not seen Tits get plowed like that since Christy Canyon’s first titty fuck.

NotShogunButShogun

Ahh mammeries…

King Hippo

Scary times for innocent bystanders just wanting a Whopper (en espanol) at the Magick Burger King…

NotShogunButShogun

Welp. The tits are deflated and drooped

fleshwound_NPG

andrew luck curse, baby

JustStopDude

Matlock is a woman now? Well fuck you I’m voting Trump now!

Matlock don’t need no genders! I don’t even care that Vance is an emo cutter!

MAGA!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Doktor Zymm watching this Eagles-Saints game (artist’s conception):

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clint greasewood

Packers Slamming the Tits to the turf

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Wakezilla

Lesser footy is funny because there are good draws and bad draws. Arsenal went from having a good draw to a draw that felt like a loss

litre_cola

Fulhamish.

Sharkbait

Nabers needs to stop immediately

NotShogunButShogun

Jim Nabors? Goll-ee!

ArmedandHammered

Liberace does not agree.

rockingdog

Is Broncos RB Javonte Williams still a decent start for Fantasy rest of the season? 🏈

Redshirt

21-7, NY Giants, as everyone expected.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The NFL knew my heart needed a break from all the pounding it did during the Man City – Arsenal tilt earlier so it graced me with this 3-0 Eagles-Saints lullaby.

fleshwound_NPG

if anthony richardson was a competent quarterback the clots would be winning at the half 21-0

but my theory of the andrew luck curse is even being proven right in a game they’re gonna win easily

NotShogunButShogun

Luck is what Irsay calls finding a hidden briefcase

ArmedandHammered

Full hidden briefcase….

ThePirateSloth

Is it weird that I’m drinking with 2 of my ex’s?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Only if you weren’t dating them both at the same time and this is their first time finding out about each other.

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ThePirateSloth

They were roommates, I had a thing with one, she introduced me to her roommate and then I dated her for years.

BugEyedBoo

Spousal unit says, “Yes.”