So there are four games this time around on the late slate so that’s…acceptable. The games themselves? We’ll have to wait and see but two of the matchups have been close historically so there’s that.
To The Games!
Commies/Cards:
The book on Daniels coming into his rookie year was that his footsies would help him out while his inaccurate arm progressed. [checks some stats] His completion percentage is 80.3% so far! While not sustainable, it is very impressive. Ekeler is out (imagine that!) so Robinson and his 4.1 yards after contact should have himself a great game. After a very slow start Harrison Jr. is living up to the enormous hype-not an easy thing to do when you’re called the best prospect to come out since…whoever.
Pats/Niners:
Is this Brissett’s last start? He averaging a paltry 122 yards passing so far and that number is unlikely to rise vs San Franny. As though starting Drake Maye would solve the myriad of issues that the offense has had for three(?) seasons now. At least they can rely on Rhamondre. Oh, he had 6 rushes for 28 yards last week? Huh. Jennings had an unbelievable game last week and is generally very efficient to the extent that Purdy has a perfect 158.3 rating when throwing him the ball.
Browns/Raiders:
According to 33rdteam Cleveland had the third-best offensive line last year and yet somehow Watson has been sacked 16 times already. [looks at injury report-sees three starters there] Ahhh… Eleven of the last twelve games between these teams have been won by fewer than two scores.
Chiefs/Chargers:
Here’s another series that has been much closer than one might expect-although K.C. has won five straight, seven of the last ten have been decided by 7 or fewer points. Herbert is dealing with a high ankle sprain so he’ll be limited with what he can do outside the pocket so the Chargers will have to get up early and slow the game down and I don’t think they can do that at this point. The Chiefs have swept the series 7 times since 2013 and the Chargers in-division record has been 23-43 during that time. Btw, this is the first time that a reigning Super Bowl and National Championship coach have ever played each other.
Get going in the comments.
Y’all notice that the injured Bosa brother was wearing a San Diego Chargers sweatshirt in the stands?
Aren’t they all?
I reckon most were rocking Chefs swag, but I weren’t paying much attention
angel reese sighting at the ratbirds game, reminding all that she is from the maryland area, and the dc mystics channeled their inner washington wizards by passing on her in the draft
I’ve got a 73.00 to 66.00 lead over Horatio, and he’s all tapped out. Is it possible for my kicker and defense to combine for -8.00 points? Absolutely! Would it be unsportsmanlike for me to sit them both and lock in the win?
Not at all.
Interesting. I’ve done as much, but it still shows them as playing in the roster. Guess we’ll see what happens!
I mean, you might deprive us of hilarity, but can’t fault you for that. I actually want you to try it just so we can see if yahoo still only gives you a 99%
some of the dan fouts years
the 1994 run (before getting destroyed by the niners)
the 2007 run (until they ran into the 18-1 greatriots )
thats it, thats all the chargers have given us
Hey, nice job Raiders!
Did your phone try to autocorrect that?
It was some gloeious derp. Much like Jest/Donks, but without the weather element.
I guess 10-nil is the most dangeroUs lead in footy??
It was nice to give the ShieldAssist™ the week off thanks to THE CHARGERING.
Keep that bullet in the chamber, Ginger Hammer!
Groper Cleveland just trying to force the play. Can’t seem to take “no” for an answer.
Hah, Groper Cleveland is a great nickname
I have switched from making chicken wings in my smoker to just drumsticks. I will never go back now. Taste phenomenal, just bigger! I used a Merguez sausage rub on them and they are superb.
love drumsticks because they have a handle to hold on to. the handle is also made out of food.
Wings are only a step up from chicken feet
Kris Krisofferson Sunday Afternoon Staying Down
I like how there’s no such thing as stopping forward progress anymore.
Republicans beg to disagree.
I’m gonna lose in my money league because I started Kyler and Rashee instead of Love and Josh Downs, fantasy football is hard y’all
I’m well on my way to keeping my winless streak going in Lowratio League.
That’s 4-0 if you travel back in time!
Just finished walking 60 miles around Denver over the last three days to raise money to fight breast cancer. AMA.
60 miles? Was there chaffing?
Do you think it was easier or harder to walk that much than it would have been to talk people into donating directly?
Jayden Daniels is pretty freaking awesome, it’s so novel to enjoy watching WAS play. Even the stupid name is less annoying!
(though I will continue to call them “football team”)
THIS GUY, NICK BOSA, I CALL HIM THE PITMASTER BECAUSE HE’S TENDERIZING AND CARVING UP A BRISSETT FOR HIS TEAMMATES!
The opposing quarterback has a year-round tan, of course he’s extra motivated.
Four and Oh?
With wins over the Pack and the Niners?
You NOE there’s celebrating up in this here motherfucker!
I gotsa bunch of Addison points in Freezer Vodka!
Even more impressive with that retar…I mean very special quarterback you have this year.
/ looks around
I…
I like him.
Usually when a Younghoe wins it in Atlanta, Diddy has to pay the legal fees along with a settlement.
Taking the Lady LemonJello on a lunch date instead of watching another Jaguras field-shitting seems to have been the better choice.
Berman should be tanned into leather … after he dies.
“While” would also be acceptable.
I really should scroll more!
muting myself during halftime to avoid him repeating Flacco is Backo like he was journaling at the Overlook Hotel
While he dies.
Bullshit, NO FUN LEAGUE is in full effect in Arizona.
In other stuff, Zaccheus should change his name to Zaius.
https://youtu.be/M2E1m90YSpA
ChargeringTM cares not who the head coach is
wordpress cares not when the trademark symbol is pasted
Mariotta grooming anyone … Fuck
Oh thank God, gambling and Post Malone here to save me from the Kelces.
That’s his Raiders!
Oh Jesus what did they do?
Bobbleception six
Oh wait, that was the other direction. Honestly both teams have been pretty derpy so it’s hard to remember who derped which derp
As with all color broadcasters, you either flame out or live long enough to be loathed.
This Nantz-Romo is paint drying on my ass.
Narrator (uncomfortably): “That wasn’t paint on Buddy’s ass.”
I don’t know who the female announcer is in the Raider game but she is unoffensive and I don’t want to throw things at my tv like with Romo and Collinsworth.
That’s our very own Beth Mowins!
She sounds like the Yankees announcer who lost her shit when Clemens was sitting in Steinbrenner’s box
I lost my shit when Clemens ate Mindy McCready’s box
I am afraid to ask about other times you lost your shit.
Appropriate because Romo sounds like he’s hyperventilating from huffing paint when he talks.
I think that’s some lung scarring from all his broken ribs
It’s actually pretty good for Las Vegas that the Raiders are the Raiders because they’ll always get lots of away fans, even Browns fans have hope. Unjustified hope, but even unjustified hope pays for tickets!
Didn’t Don T say beers were 20+ dollars each when we were there?
Sounds right. It’s a brilliant business model
Those seats are heinously expensive, even on the secondary market.
TONIGHT GIRLFRIEND is not a cheap date.
Five years ago, OBJ was getting charged $5,000 a night by a British glamour model.
“Tools win the biggest games” – Lowes explaining the Dreamboat Dynasty
Yay! Commies kicking the Oldest NFL Team™ Arpaios’ asses
This was a nice reward for doing a one-hour, 4-mile walk. Nearly hit 10k steps. Still fat as holy hell.
4mph is a good walking pace
Lol Browns
Is the washington defense way better than I thought or is Kyler playing CoD between plays?
The cliche answer is “Yes” but I can’t see how the Commies fixed their atrocious secondary in one week.
Yeah, I mean they’re more young than awful so some improvement wouldn’t be surprising, but I was thinking more like ranked 30th instead of 32nd
If you ever wondered why Cincinnatians seem a little off…
It’s like a Mario vs Wario situation
Lmao
It Follows: NFL Edition
Since Rice is cooked, GO SHITTY CLIPPERS
Oh great I jinxed em
Harbs is going to get Herbert killed
Never
Kittle TD Catch was ROCKING!!!!
I thought that said Kitty TD at first, and started wondering who dragged Cutler out of retirement.
Found a funny:
smartToilet 7:55am
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smartToilet 7:57am
lol
smartToilet 8:00am
hello??
smartToilet 8:01am
are you mad at me
smartFridge 8:05am
hey man did u say something 2 toilet he’s freaking out
Going to the in LA proper in a few weeks for work. Girlfriend wants to book a haunted tour on the Queen Mary. Its better she learns now am a big chicken.
The Tribe should rename itself The Red Scare
Bandwagon, too.
The NFL has an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other. The angel is John Madden, the devil is Chris Berman.
John Madden has been dead for a long time.
I’d still rather be in a room/have a conversation with Madden. I can hold my nose.
“Here’s a guy that when he’s dead, he doesnt say anything.”
I’d like to subscribe to your graffiti on the side of a railway car.
Gonna read like a fucking neeerrrrrddddd. WIll leave this late slop on, though.
Math Hard! league giving me a very generous 1% chance of winning.
“Watson finds a hole!”
Oh boy, here comes another lawsuit.
Are the Commies the most complete team in the NFC Least?
commies have been a major player in the east since 1917
DA, is predicted in the dialectic!
Give three weeks for the Jayden-Kliff experience to get on film.
Commies secondary doing a great imitation of, “We’re Not Dead Yet!”.
Congrats to all those folks out there playing in 22 team leagues that started Jeremy McNichols!
Morning.
Also HAHA SUCK IT RODGERS
I left 30 fucking Lovepoints on the bench. Fuuuuuuuuuuuck!
*me through all of high school and most of college*
ShieldAssist™ activated!
Ladd McConkey! I believe I ran into him during a cricket match at the officer’s club a fortnight ago! Wonderful chap!
so, how are the chiefs gonna bullshit their way out of this game by just a narrow score again
The refs have no idea.
TRUST in ShieldAssist ™!
No Ekeler, means Gunshot Robinson all day.
Well done Indy! That was super unexpected.
Go Commies.
I’m out until SNF.