Subsequent GTD reflections

Hello there fellow DFO’er.  Hope you’re well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain.  There’s no reason as to why some comments make it and others don’t. Seriously. There isn’t.

This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:
It is the man’s own mind, not his enemy or foe, that lures him to evil ways [in bed].
Buddha

remember folks have a safe word and a consenting partner.  Or just turn off the phone and go the fuck to sleep. Think either work here.

As a reminder, Sunday comments stand alone and Monday comments will go on the next week’s post.

Note that during the offseason, I’ll probably look at the Sunday posts.

Without further ado, here are the comments of the week.


Ah, Monday. Other than 5pm, Hippo’s thoughts are the highlight of the day.
ArmedandHammered



Gumbygirl


Sirianni should be fired. litre_pug makes better decisions and he is a knucklehead.
litre_cola

I support litre pug’s bid to be coach, though will be difficult for him to hold a clipboard without thumbs
Doktor Zymm



I feel as though the Giants put a band aid on a huge gaping wound with their win over the Browns.
scotchnaut

And THIS GUY knows about gaping wounds!
LemonJello


The Bengals Defense couldn’t stop a leaf falling off a tree from hitting the ground.
Redshirt

Doesn’t have to hit the ground…
WCS


Thanks to Terry and Buffalo D, I’m now 0-3 in Freezer Vodka.

Sharkbait

“We welcome you to the Lowratio League. Lowatio League. Lowratio League.”

LemonJello



Brocky


DAMAR HAMLIN WITH A HEART-STOPPING INTERCEP…

Horatio Cornblower


https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/brett-favre-reveals-he-was-diagnosed-with-parkinsons-disease-while-testifying-before-u-s-congress/

Can we still make fun of him?
Redshirt

Our moral high ground might be a little shaky, but I’ll allow it.
Sharkbait


Not to beat a dead horse (which the BUF/JAX match very closely resembled) but Buffalo treated Jacksonville like one of those stupid tourists in Yellowstone National Park last night.
https://i.chzbgr.com/full/7497939968/hB12629A3/this-buffalo-is-not-in-the-mood-for-pictures
LemonJello


LemonJello


Greetings from Crooklyn! YEEEEEEAAAAH

Don T


I don’t want to say Buffalo abused Jacksonville last night, but Janae Rice apologized for her part in what happened on national tv.
LemonJello

Also, the Jags D had so much trouble reading plays that I though Lea Michele was their coordinator.
LemonJello


NYC Mayor Eric Adams has been indicted, which is awesome because he seems like a genuine prick. I wonder how long it will be before he’s “diagnosed” with Parkinson’s disease?

Oh, and fuck Brett Favre and Phil Bryant with a rusty nail file.
Horatio Cornblower


Who fucking puts on a wedding on a Sunday? Even worse, it’s gonna keep me from watching the Ravens. fucking so dumb
jjfozz

You’re typing like you’re coming down with Covid. Please don’t be selfish and attend the wedding.
SonOfSpam


So sexy

Doktor Zymm


Alright Al’s. Back on track.

2Pack


I said nothing, when they came for the Golden State Warriors, because I was not a fan;
I said nothing, when they came for the Oakland Raiders, because I was not an ex-con;
I said nothing, when they came for the Oakland Seals, because they played in the Pacific time zone, the worst of all time zones.
So when they came for the Oakland A’s, there was no one lest to say anything.
herodotus450

Oakland Raiders fans are pretty experienced at exercising their right to remain silent.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly


Is Eli allowed to watch his old team play or does it get him all revved up and too wired to sleep?
jjfozz


Gentlemen, I am in one of mankind’s most feared social situations:

At a wedding, by myself, where I hardly know anyone not in the wedding party

The alcohol, is not one of my preferred spirits
Brocky

I’m going to ask the important question: Are you wearing red and black?

Gumbygirl

the boy’s a tiiiiiimmmmme booooommmmmb!
King Hippo


Some husband and wife duo dropped by unannounced-they didn’t get the memo that wifey and I (more so me) are very private folks. Does the husband have the balls to come up and visit me in my lair? I’m guessing no.

Wifey’s Sister [Christmas get-together 2022]: “People think that because of what you both do that you’re both intimidating figures.”

Me/Wifey: [look at each other] “Whaaa…?”
scotchnaut

Wait…your wife shares your, uh, “hobby”?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

the couple that slays together STAYS together ppl forget that
King Hippo


So I go to Saturday evening mass, to make Mrs. Fozz happy.

Yes, we went to the church I hate.

I got in the car, fired up Spotify and first song to come up: Slayer – Angel of Death. I cranked that fucker leaving the church parking lot.
jjfozz


Ladies and gentlemen.

I

Have a date.

November 2nd.

Not just a date.
A date with the woman that I could spend the rest of my life with.

Think I shared before about being engaged in a very long term arrangement.

Her youngest daughter is going off to college and this will be our first date in 14 years?

She always said that when her girls grew up and shit got less complicated we would reset.

That is this.

Holy shit!

I have a date!
yeah right


Groper Cleveland just trying to force the play. Can’t seem to take “no” for an answer.
LemonJello


Just finished walking 60 miles around Denver over the last three days to raise money to fight breast cancer. AMA.
BrettFavresColonoscopy


THIS DERRICK HENRY LEMME TELL YA I CALL HIM THE WHITE MAN BECAUSE HE IS KILLING ALL THE BUFFALO
fleshwound_NPG


Rex would be proud with that going deep throw
Sharkbait

Truly, The Dragon was unleashed.
BeefReeferLives


Bengals Defense watching this game to check out next week’s opponent:

Redshirt


Optimized the placement of my hammock chair!
Doktor Zymm

This is why she’s a Doktorb, folks.
WCS


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LemonJello

Hey, I slapped together a post on the current standings in Freezer Vodka and Lowratio Leagues.

I’ll let others more knowledgeable in the inner workings of WordPress to publish it.

LemonJello

No preference, I just didn’t want to step on any other posts.

2Pack

Thought Gumby Girl might like a picture of the Cult, then and now.
You’re welcome Cara.

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Gumbygirl

They still seem to like each other after all these years. That’s pretty rare, good for them!

blaxabbath

Was just at a hipster coffee shop at Sky Harbor. Chatted briefly with some old ladies. They’re heading back home to the Midwest from the Big Island (in Hawaii). They said it’s patriotic to book trips to the islands right now because The Economy and it’s a value now.

I had to agree.

2Pack

Hippo should use Brocky’s Hippo with Jesus pic for his Monday recaps. Its calming after a tough Sunday of games.

Sensational hustle here GTD.

Gumbygirl

These are always great, aren’t they? GTD is an international treasure!

Redshirt

Reds Fans: (sniff) “Good night, Charlie Hustle.”

Everyone Else: “Hey! When did Kinsella open a Casino?!”

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Horatio Cornblower

“Just finished walking 60 miles around Denver over the last three days to raise money to fight breast cancer. AMA.
BrettFavresColonoscopy”

For reasons that should be obvious, this week I’ll be walking 60 miles to help out Parkinson’s disease.

blaxabbath

“Is someone walking 60 miles? I’m in!”

-yeah right

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Thanks for including me despite being largely AWOL these last few days. Makes me feel even worse for fat fingering a four star rating.

ballsofsteelandfury

Freezer Vodka standings are in Media Library!

Sharkbait

Call me Leicester City. Because after winning it all, I’m going down immediately.

ballsofsteelandfury

It’s really quite amazing how the teams are spread out…

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Sharkbait

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Senor Weaselo

THIS SHARKBAIT I CALL HIM THE MIDNIGHT WISPS BECAUSE…

…Well they did the same thing.