It’s been a long day. The Giants lost like a big buncha losers. (typing this at 12:54 EST) Just as an aside, I wish I had the blind, unwarranted confidence of a Chris Berman-he’s so far past irrelevance and yet he waddles out there every Sunday like he owns the fricking place. Fuck him. Where were we? Oh yeah…
To The Game!
Jets/Steelers:
-Fantasy monkeys are all ascared about wr Wilson’s prospects now that Davante is on the field. Yeah, that uber-talented dude now gets covered by the other team’s #1 cb at least 50% less. Boo Hoo.
-Speaking of, there’s talk of how many plays Adams will be involved in but there’s got to be some routes that Mr. Research and his best buddy know by heart. I just hope that Lazard’s heart isn’t broken because Aaron is moving on.
-It’s yet another standalone game for the Jets-I guess the league thinks that polarizing nutbars that do their own homework bump up the viewership. [thinks for a bit] They’re probably not wrong.
-Useful Poll Results: A majority of Jets fans approved of the latest trade. Duh.
-Beware T.J. Watt, especially since Rodgers leg issues have caused him to be sacked 11 times and hit 30 more times in the last three tilts.
-Do you think Wilson is washed? I do. And yet here he is, trying to breathe some life into an Arthur Smith offense that would have been mid-level in the 80’s.
-Seriously, way back in the day Wilson was a great deep-ball tosser and Pitt only has that Pickens dude that can go long. I’m guessing Sauce has that covered as is the way with his people/emulsions.
Take it away brothers and sisters.
That has to be one of the stupidest penalties. Who cares how players get through. More blocked kicks!
Don’t know about that, no pushoff, looks like more for balance than anything
Why can’t Pittsburgh challenge the challenge flag throw?
Also, I helped write a paper on The Death of Ivan Ilych, with supporting quotes and citations on what elements of philosophy could be cited. This include wisdom, awe, and existentialism and how it can help individuals find true happiness in life.
Finished my wine, so bourbon or scotch?
e) all of the above
What are the options for each?
In CA so this
Middle is a rum
Feels like a bourbon night.
Welp, that was disgraceful.
So the least consequential thing about aging that really bugs me, fingernail grooves.
That got me too. I’m a biologist and I still can’t find a reasonable explanation
I have them too.
just finished building a balloon powered car. of course it’s due tomorrow.
Have you gone back to middle school? You’re gonna do really well!
This is for a physics class in high school. Glad we’re shelling out that kind of money.
I actually really miss doing similar dumb stuff, will gladly help out next time I’m in town during the school year
Mr Wizard salutes you
Uh oh, Russell Wilson has gotten into his Peak Average groove. I’m sorry Steelers Nation wing of the DFO.
The Doctor is sorry, so sorry – YouTube
Cable guy has got to make that catch
THE FUCK WAS THAT MOTHERFUCKERS?
WTF, I saw Pickens drop HOW MANY Fields passes? And he catches THAT?
There’s your drive-killing mistake this time. Right on schedule, so well done.
Russell Wilson taking the field for the 2nd Half:
Thank You Masked Assailant – YouTube
(lets go mets)
Hey, the Steelers are wearing their non-italic numbered jerseys. Is this a one-off or did they realize their mistake from the late 90s?
I love this unis.
Me too, and I hate the Steelers. These uniforms are perfect. You already have your loveable quirk by only having your logo on one side. Why add to it by hitting CTRL+I?
They’re letting Russ cook some botulism stroganoff
Very motivated and professional 3 & outs by Wildon.
This crowd if Russ comes out next drive:
Yikes
holy fucking shit
What the fuck was that “pass”?!?
This shitty game makes me want gingerbread for some reason. Like, good gingerbread with real delicious ginger.
Ive made it the last couple winters. The recipe I have is stupid easy. Just ignore the metric fuckton of butter that goes into it…
Why would I ignore one of the things that makes it sounds pretty awesome? I’m down with ginger shortbread if that’s what it essentially is
I use the Joy of cooking recipe, so thats pretty much the same thing
Gotta steal my parents copy of that next time I visit, pretty sure they don’t use it anymore and it’s old enough that I can trust they haven’t edited out any butter
Furiously takes notes
Screw it. Donald and Harris on Monday Night Football. They can pick the players, coach and have to play at least 15 snaps. Winner takes the election.
Any objections?
As long as Donny gets to choose his roster exclusively from players from 2016 in their current form.
None. Can you imagine if they had let him buy the Bills?
We wouldn’t be in this mess and the Bills would probably be in Vegas.
The Bills would have been the only NFL franchise to somehow go bankrupt.
THE ATLANTIC CITY BILLSMAJALS!
PUT FIELDS IN YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS!
BE PATIENT WITH WILSON YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS!
IT DOESNT MATTER TOMLIN IS STILL GETTING HIS 9 WINS MOTHERFUCKERS
BUT WHY YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS?
BALLSOFSTEELANDFURY IS PROBABLY IN THE MIDDLE OF A SLIGHT, SPORTS-INDUCED MENTAL BREAKDOWN, SEEING A CLEAR PATH TO THE PLAYOFFS GET RUINED BY FRONT OFFICE INTERFERENCE YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS!
Just wait for the (nano) bubble to pop
I FEEL LIKE SCREAMING MOTHERFUCKERS!
DO IT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Good evening all. What a pile of shit this game is. Hope your days have gone far better than this heap of a product.
This SNF game is still in better shape than Deshaun Watson’s ACL.
It sounds like watching the Spanish version is paying dividends.
The Hackett “¿Tiene trabajo?” dead horse flog was 😘👌🏼
If he was British it would be spelled ‘Soss’
How do you make a Jets – Steelers broadcast even worse? Add Donald Trump.
hes going to put a tariff on watching the Spanish broadcast
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Watching Dodgers Mets with no regrets.
With lots of pets?
And making bets?
(wait…are you not doing a Dr. Seuss thing?)
Certainly not watching the Jets.
Replay assist: Hey, we have 150 cameras, we should probably use them all to make sure we get the calls right
Is it me or is the Steelers offense regressing in real time?
They can, 4-3 is still above .500 so the Tomlin blessing/curse is maintained
that would assume they ever progressed first
they seem to have shrunken somehow
Oh, I got my super sequined tacky Washington jacket and it is GLORIOUS
Stillers nation, let’s forge.
MOAR dropped passes. That’s your jorb, Georgie.
Did Tirico say “motility is a factor”? Does he know that’s Fields and not Sexy Rexy?
Just turned the game on, hopefully Q-A-RON was waiting for me to tune in before getting Theismanned
I’m rooting for the other Achilles, so he’s twinsies both with his past self and Groper Cleveland
See, Adams drops it and Aaron doesn’t pout.
-Lazard’s shoulder devil
CMON NAJEE GET ALL THE POINTS
Quick question for the audience:
Took Wednesday off for birthday reasons.
Which leaves open the idea for dinner.
I can afford anything and everything.
Should I catch an Uber and grab a dinner while letting someone else cook? There’s a local steak place that has a dollar per fresh oyster deal.
Should I stay home and cook my own steak with a red wine, garlic, shallot reduction that will blow any steak place on the planet away?
I can also dial up Uber eats and get something delivered.
Or maybe get my Dublin tattoo touched up, that girl leaned on her tattoo gun like I owed her money, then drive through In-N-Out and get a double double with animal fries?
So many choices!
Go out.
good excuse to go out for streak and oysters, but really combo as many as possible
Make the trip to Bavel if you haven’t been. Make balls or Rikki meet you there. I’ll Venmo for a round of drinks.
Tomsulas think Aiyuk tore his ACL. Y’all just heard a contention window shut. HARD.
Truthers to playoffs at 8-9??
Ladies and gentlemen, your 3-4 Santa Clara Niners!
Stupid fictional people making me like them and feel sad when they have sad things happen. It’s all Canadian television’s fault. Ok football, BE LESS SAD
HAHAHAHA
I’m really tired. Woke up at 4 this morning and didn’t get back to sleep then did my normal Sunday stuff. Over/under on when I fall asleep during this game?
Now
20 minutes ago?
I mean, I’m clearly still awake so it’s a good thing balls didn’t put any money on his own line
Are you?
I usually have better dreams than Jest/Stillers, so yes.
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34 number of bowls of icecream Bluebunny had this weekend, 10 number of JJ’s dead hookers
watching three things
-jets/stillers…can either find a quarterback
-avs/sharks…can colorado find a goalie, can sharks find a good tank
-lynx/liberty…can new york ever find a pro basketball title ever again
My rules for the night include the sound being off AT ALL TIMES. And I’ve already submitted the morning’s article. It gets no recapping whatsoever.
The world is a cold, dark, and unfeeling hellscape. Enjoy Arby’s.
already dropped those green leeches from the Beastmater in my ears. and Now Im Ready for some Football
“…and after three fights, thirty-six ejections and a spontaneous wedding ceremony, you’re finally score in Overtime, Pittsburgh 231-New York 229.”
Hippo tomorrow: “Just the usual SNF BS.”
I haven’t seen anything from today, except just how bad the Gints were.
They’ll beat the Stillers next week.
Nah, with Charmslinger you now have the power of CHRIST!!!
to win 13-12
and NANOBUBBLES! If it was still Ben it would be NONOBUBBLES
CHOCO TACOBUBBLES HARF HARF
Are there actually multiple Jets fans?
I’m of the opinion that Russ isn’t mobile enough to play behind this particular O-line, but we’ll see
This has been a very poor MANDATORIUM. Who would have guessed that Jaguras/P*ts would be as good as it gets??
I liked listening to Lions/Vikes, and Watson having his calf spontaneously combust was decent. Otherwise, yeah, lots of meh and even my fantasy teams agree
Yeah. Lions – Vikings was a good game. Commanders rinsing the Panthers was fun insofar as it’s nice having a team to root for again.
Huzzah to that
Moar like VOMITORIUM
please let this game end 9-11
Obligatory “jet fuel can’t melt steel beams”