Slap yourself in the face, pour MOAR coffee down your gullet – we gots MOAR FITBAW!!!
West By God Virginia (+3.5) at Arizona – 7:00 (FS1)
Look, I said MOAR – not GOOD. Winner keeps its season alive(ish). Clubhouse Derby, at least (WCS v. Blax, if y’all is new and/or slow)..
Paedo State (-6.5) at Wisconsin – 7:30 (NBC)
Like most outside of that godforsaken cheese-laden state, I think Bucky Badger is a fraud. But fuck, I sure hope not. For one week only.
LSU (+2.5) at Bonfire Cult – 7:30 (ABC)
Battle between the SEC Paaaaawwwwwlllll’s last two undefeateds. Surely, it must mean MOAR? I guess we shall see.
Kansas (+10) at Kansas State – 8:00 (ESPN2)
I have no idea what they call this rivalry. Winner gets to be King of the White Ppl, maybe?
SMU (-11.5) at Duke – 8:00 (ACCN)
As you can see, Vegas don’t believe in the Devils. But unless there are massive suspensions, I see this as a fairly even matchup between Methodist stalwarts? Didja know that Everton is also of Methodist heritage? Well, fuck you – ya do NOW.
Team JV WKRP (+5.5) at Colorado – 10:15 (ESPN)
Man, fhese sure is slim Tweaker pickings. I think very little of both of these programs, but one will go into November thinking they have a shot at the BIg Twaaaaaalve title game.
Scenes from a Malt Liquor showcase tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPSx283jpJE
I’ll start the day off with this: As I have been researching for today’s events, I have run into some reviews of various brews. One particular one stood out in that it said the brew tasted like octogenarian Mexican streetwalker bathwater.
I don’t know if that meant it had a spicy kick…
Fish sauce and urine overtones are usually associated with senility.
I’m beginning to think the release of a kraken is not nearly as effective as advertised for winning ice ball games.
https://ibb.co/4gNxmTt
We just did the DST fall back thing over here.
For comment, the attached view…
/ he knows where this is going…
// yes he did it on purpose…
the 1978 is strong with this one.
My life needs more structure.
Blast from the past: Steely Dan – Aja. I started listening to Steely Dan when I was in the Army, and up to that point I didn’t listen to anything like Aja. Still aren’t, really; I don’t listen to jazz at all. But Aja is good stuff; top ten on my personal list for sure, maybe top five.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hx5ZlTyzU-k&list=OLAK5uy_nNSt2pxzqur9OlUok2h9mJDnHQ1YqFA-8&index=5
Welp, congratulations to your 2024 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.
Aaron Judge can’t hit water falling out of a boat, everyone not named Juan Soto or Giancarlo Stanton can’t hit, and Aaron Boone capped off last night by not thinking to put in a pinch runner for Stanton, who might be the slowest runner in MLB, in the 9th inning, when the Yankees finally got something going.
Have faith. Take three at home.
It’s up to you. New. York!
I was stunned they got this far. They are a very flawed team with an idiot for a manager. The AL was very, very bad this year.
Still, I root for them.
Welp, at least I’ll be able to get some sleep. Night everyone.
Nicely done.
/realization redshirt will have gotten an entire sleep in before I leave.
dang
Methodist supremacy belongs to SMU. Congrats, Ponies!
Stay Classy, Lesser M-CH-G-N!
Post the link, Idiot.
WATCH: Fight breaks out between Michigan, Michigan State players as Wolverines kneel to seal rivalry win – CBSSports.com
“fight”
They say Ayatollah Khameini is sick, luckily my “Ayatollah Assaholla” tshirt is timeless.
Famous Last Words: “اگه اشتباه میکنم خدا نابودم کنه”
Khameini, Khomeini, hummanna hummanna.
MOO DENG!
Greased and lethal!
There’s a cul de sac party thing in front of my house. I’m tired. It’s been going all day — and the 7 tvs out there with sports on seems like a pretty arbitrary broadcast to me. And you all know i don’t care about the JV-For-Pay lifestyle
I have avoided everyone quite well-like. So I think I’m going to make sure my wife knows I’m leaving then Irish goodbye.
It feels good to be socializing again.
They named a town in Colorado Telluride because they thought there would be a bunch of Telluride there. Turns out there wasn’t. The bar was set low out there in CO and doesn’t seem to have been raised.
“Fourth Down? What the hell is a Fourth Down?!” – Cincinnati Bearcats Defense
When Soto got that base hit to start the 9th, all I needed to hit my parlay was LA -1.5. I’m the Mayor of fucking Mushville.
Bailed out by Aaron Boone!
At least he’s paying off for one of us.
Recap of the JV Bengals success at stopping the Buffalos’ Rushing Attack on the previous drive:
The Proclaimers – I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles) (Official Music Video) – YouTube
Every time I start to say hello, some inconsiderate jackass interrupts me.
“Oh, my daughter stepped on a nail!”
“There’s a weird van parked in the same spot for two days, but the windows are down and the van bounces like someone’s inside.”
“The fire in the kitchen is spreading into the living room. What should I do?”
I don’t know people, and I don’t care. What do you think this is, anyway? I’ve got dick jokes to make, and WVU football to yell about…
DON’T COME A KNOCKING WHEN THE VAN’S A ROCKING!
Some people can’t get out of their own way…
Taking away a touchdown due to a player flashing a Peace Sign is Peak BLEERGH.
Was it a violent peace sign?
I’m gonna pay NIL money to kids to challenge the NCAA rules. Like, here’s $10k — I need you to perform a throat slash but with a peace sign.
Follow up with the DX Crotch Chop but while signing “I love you” with both hands.
Ohtani ded?
Hurt his shoulder trying to steal 2nd.
Did anyone bet on him getting injured?
Pete Rose did, but he may have some difficulty collecting on it.
Looked like a wrist injury. Didn’t look good.
Maybe a sprain.
They’re saying shoulder, but man his wrist made some weird movements during the slide.
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before – a Brian Kelly team completely self-destructs.
Every time they are on the elevated platform of success, someone always falls off.
Sweet, nourishing cynicism!
Hey, don’t forgot my hockey assist!
Jesus Christ …
Didn’t save that day
Has anyone ever actually seen Anthony Volpe hit a baseball?
No unless hes in
Saw him drip one into the short porch last spring.
I thought it was the edible until I saw the box score the next morning.
Yes, but it was last year.
Honestly, other than Soto, Stanton and, the last two games anyway, Chisholm, everyone of these fuckers might as well go up there with Wiffle bats for all the good they’re doing.
My middle finger is getting sore from flipping off the Fox News anchors every time they show up on my TV screen.
American Sign Language ASL Video Dictionary – asshole
It’s not a question of whether Tom Brady is *ready* for his announcing job, it’s a question of whether he’s any good at it. (he is not)
good at paying for jiu-jitsu instructors
Yeah, that whole strawman thing really pisses me off. Like Bill Hicks said, man, fevered egos.
Oh look!
FOX brought back the glowing puck effect for the home run!
It’s magically stupid.
Found an informative map of Portugal for you!
Thank you!
That’s actually very helpful and it looks like I’ve made the right choice.
Man, that Lazy People district is calling my name.
The Lazy People district is also Desert
The announcers haven’t said, but I’mma bet this Le’Veon Moss on TAMU is the love child of Le’Veon Bell and Randy Moss. How could he not be?
A Tim Couch/Najeh Daveport love child is JD Vance’s wet dream made real
Doyers in 4!
I wanted 4 games with as many blowouts as possible, to make Manfred all pissy.
Time for a weekend special edition of RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!
I just hope that someday they get a few more fans to attend their games.
#MeToo
In the meantime I’m an MVP!
No plans to “End Racism”?
Next year?
Indeed
Every time I hear the name “Mookie” I think of a cow trying to “cookie”.
“Moo Key” is what a toddler Andy Reid used to access the cattle barn for a midnight snack
Well, MVP, if you’re just gonna strike out every time, at least make him throw 7-10 pitches to do it.
If I were managing the Yankees Judge doesn’t see the field in Game 3. Sorry, big man, love what you bring to the team in the regular season and you’re undoubtedly a great guy, but you are hitting .154 in the post-season, in the last two games you’re 1 for 8 with 5 strikeouts, and Stevie Wonder seems to have a better grasp of the strike zone than you currently do. Get your shit together.
Horatio, believe it or not I’m cheering for your squad because my hatred of the Dodgers runs very, very deep.
Still gotta say, last night’s game was electric.
Let’s tune into game 2 shall we?
Bathrobe+hammock+fuzzy blanket = super cozy
I look forward to (eventually) getting autumnal weather here…
/was 80 today
We’ve just gotten it the last few days, very much enjoying it!
Eh. It’s been raining and cold and it sucks.
Coastal Oregon weather is the most perfect weather. I could wear fleece and sweatpants every single day.
Wifey and I always told our kids, “If your friends ever run into trouble with their family they can always stay here”. Looks like we’ll be hosting for the 10th time this evening.
Good for you, unfortunate for the kid
We only get part of the story but there are some weird, unreasonable parents out there. Not something that the homeless kids conversation ever addresses.
/we’ve housed four kids whose parents demanded that they pay all the bills after they graduated high school. WTF?
The parents lost everything gambling?
Not sure. As far as I can tell, they’re users and manipulators that want to supplement their income.
edit: The mother is a nurse that makes good money, the step-dad a lazy contractor.
My kids owe me nothing except that dose of morphine to kill me before the dementia claims me.
We charged rent after the kids graduated college and had real jobs, but I can’t imagine demanding a high school graduate pay all the bills. That’s just shitty.
Hell, I’m still paying phone bills for both of them and car insurance for one. It would be two, but the oldest one moved out of state. And my insurance still went up this year.
On the bright side, that’s 10 fuckadoos who owe you an alibi if/when needed
Or, 10 apprentices out there “doing the lords work” culling the hobo population in greater Canadia, eh?
evangelism can take many forms!
I’m waiting to see what kinds of friends blaxito makes.
Sometimes it’s just best to let people with bad families go join the military.
It’s a good thing the Steelers don’t play until Monday Night. Tomorrow is going to be ugly.
I’m playing golf at 6:45 AM and then coming home to do the malt liquor tasting. I have 7 (seven!) candidates and currently looking for an 8th. If I find it after golf, it will be included.
I’m prepping my internal organs by drinking today. Cannot give them too much of a shock…
you’ll live BotG this in the game threads, yes??
Christ, hope you took Monday off.
Who Dares Wins
What a dire slate of games. #Thankful I have other options this evening.
Vodka-hued options? Have you paid FOAR female companionship??
Yes and of course. Can’t believe how cheap it is to see them go.
You may just be the (Bastard Man) hero we need….