Well, well, well. We’re into the double digits now friends as week 10 is upon us. There doesn’t seem to be that much going on in the football world-it’s as though some ginormous calamity has overshadowed everything else. I’ll share a few things with you and then we’ll get into the usual.
-Have you ever heard a fox call for a mate and/or howl in heat? At 3am? Less than 15 yards from your back door? It sounds, by turns, like an adult in the middle of a lengthy torture session or a baby with a speech impediment crying for its mother. Of course our dogs went bananas and wifey was insisting there was a wounded person in our driveway. Good times.
-I’m near the end of the book Love Goes to Buildings on Fire: Five Years in New York That Changed Music Forever. It covers the mid-70’s so of course punk, New Wave and rap are covered but this author goes far beyond-classical, salsa, disco, whatever Laurie Anderson does and rock are referenced. It’s remarkably thorough and the interplay between the various personalities is fascinating. Highly recc’ed.
Minutiae:
-I spelled it right without looking for the first time!
-James Jones, the middling Packer wr that is now a talking head somewhere, accused Dak of quitting on his teammates by being sidelined with a hammy. It turns out that he suffered a partial avulsion which means that part of the tendon pulled away from the bone. (it hurt to type that) He’ll be gone for more than 4 weeks I’m guessing.
-Prison Girlfriend looks like a no-show for the game this week so we get to see what chunky Mac Jones has made of himself the last little while. Those of you with the Vikes D are in a good spot.
To The Game!
Bengals/Ravens:
-Burrow is coming off a 5 TD game and the last time he played Baltimore he tossed-you guessed it-5 TD’s.
-That said these two offenses are different animals. (Duh!) The Ravens have the largest percentage of plays that go for 10+ yards and the Bengals have the very least.
-Since Tee Higgins has gone down, the leading secondary receiver has been Mike Gesicki and his 173 yards and two TD’s over the last two games. Joe has a weird crush on tight ends-didn’t he turn Tanner Hudson into a thing last year for a few weeks?
-The Ravens D is a bit unfocused-they are 4th in sacks and yet they surrender the 7th-best passer rating.
-Tre’Davious White came on board via the trade deadline and were Ravens fans happy about solidifying their secondary? Nope, they wanted a pass rusher. Some people’s kids…
-Tight end Likely is out so Charlie Kolar is going to vulture your Andrews TD. Sorry about that.
Let’s not even think about the mandatory Panthers/Giants game Sunday morning.
That was fantastic!
It would have been even better if he had thrown it to Gesicki
bungles cannot get away with this bullshit EVERY year
(start out like utter dogshit, become football gods by thanksgiving and into the playoffs)
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH PLEASE
copying the rivers-era san diego chargers playbook is never a good idea
(unless burrow wants a dozen or so kids)
LMAO what universe are you from?
I just had the funniest thought.
“Wow. You built up an incredible panopticon surveillance and censorship machine combined with functional Internet regulators willing to take on FAANGS directly. It’d be a shame if they fell into the hands of Elon Fucking Musk.”
They put that subtitle about the certified platinum artist like it was some sort of ass covering move, we swear he actually is someone even though no one seems to know who he is.
“Certified-Platinum” was just greedy.
this is how an ai will very soon win a grammy!
My ex-girlfriend’s kid sister has a certified platinum record, and I absolutely guarantee you’ve never heard of her. Which is a bummer, cause she’s really cool.
Just imagine if those two were on the same team.
So matte helmets with shiny facemasks is a home team TNF thing. Endorse, let’s start the Color Rush erasure.
I was thinking that it might help those with color blindness, easy to see the difference under the bright lights. I doubt the NFL thought of that, just that it might be an unexpected result.
Mike Brown paid for ShieldAssist™?
Chase and Tee are going to be pissed!
Must have had a coupon.
Evening. My compadre died in 2021 and he just sent me a friend request on FB. Where were you on Tiesday’s elections, huh? /request deleted
It could be scammers. it could be a “legit” shadow account. Facebook is a pit of Hell.
I need to fully get off of it. I still have family on there which is why I still have an account.
But great for recipe vids. After you delete all the dishes with waaay too many eggs.
Thanks again BLEERGH!
Based on the name I absolutely must try this:
https://www.peanutbutterandfitness.com/the-floor-is-guava-cocktail/
heh
I will once again stress we do not need to see zany antics by the halftime crew.
Joe Burrow is like Rocky Balboa, he’s likable, scrappy and he’s getting hit constantly.
Same literacy level as LSU alums—IT WAS RIGHT THERE K?
Oh, shit! Lamar is going to the Locker Room to take a shit!
False alarm. He just went down the step to fart.
There still are decent people in this country
And we’re all here watching football together. I don’t need anybody else!
Damn usually when a Harris takes a beating like that Ricky Roma is about to win a Cadillac
Where did they get these footballs from? Duffy?
Diddy, stupid autocorrect.
That’s all right, it actually sent me on a rather pleasant stroll down memory lane.
It was all a dream …
TE Sneak? TE Sneak!
you know who else wore brown shirts…
I’s be more worried about those wearing brown pants.
“nah, that’s a good idea!”
-lamar
Evening all. I feel so down I’m beginning to like Morrisey.
Go towards Jonny Marr not Morrissey.
Ironically, Morrissey is full of delight to see that his anti-immigrant rhetoric managed to take hold *somewhere*.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpjdbiGIEYE
(how serendipitously topical!)
(with regards to tonight’s game, I mean)
“Hell yeah!”
E. Clapton
The Cure is Robert Smith
““morrissey is so depressing, if he doesn’t off himself soon, I will””
Highground? Nah
More cop on cop violence? Don’t threaten me with a good time.
Risky swim!
Not for the crocodiles.
RIP Ryan Mallett
I turned the TV back on when they were showing the Burrow breaking wrist last year and thought it was live. Had a mini heart attack and bowel movement.
Just a regular Bungles game then.
standard operation procedure after eating skyline chili
Skyline Chili is fucking delicioUs.
We had Costco chili tonight and it was regular delicious.
So did Mrs. Cola
Can’t wait for the shit kicking I will receive from Sir Spam this week.
I do have the Vikings D going this week, (I’ll take “Things Lagetha Said” for $600, Alex), but BC Dick swooped in the grabbed Tyrone Tracy off waivers in front of me, so I am very interested in what Justin Hill can manage to do tonight.
Not interested enough to watch the game, of course. That’s just silly.
BC Dick is active in FF? Things I thought that I would never hear.
Team name is Dick’s Sweet Candy Asses and I just assumed it was him.
It sure is
Thanks BLEERGH!
I’m thinking I should mebbe sit Brian Thomas Jr this week if Prison Girlfriend is back in the slammer, dropping the soap. I picked up some rando WR just in case, can’t even think of his name!
Mingo the Rando?
Quentin Johnston. Apparently, he plays for the Chargers. Who knew?
Burton is alive, er, I meant active?
I wonder what would happen if I went on Henry’s diet? The world will never know.
A few Halloweens ago Eli Manning tried to go on an Oh Henry! diet but his killjoy mom put a stop to it right quick.
Derrick Henry’s diet? No one would cut in line in front of you at airports, that’s for sure.
Okay, let’s either get to .500 or mercy kill this season.
How many ravens does it take to make the equivalent of a tiger? 2,000 or so, maybe?
Silly me, I saw the banner picture and thought the NFL had decided to lighten the mood around here by showing a Bears game.
Nah. The Illuminati told them Trump would win so the NFL scheduled the Bengals in prime time for comedy.
I’ve always viewed the Bengals as more tragicomic than anything else. Too much pathos to get true amusement from watching them.
Like the early seasons of MASH, while tragic at times was mostly for outrageous, non-realistic laughs.
“Space guillotines”
It’s good to have the Revolutions podcast back
Usually it’s good when ham comes off the bone easily…
Like this
Is the Ham Ful?
Smoked is good too