Fuck off, humanity. Also the Prem is currently ded to me (but here is the link to the schedule). Also, none of us deserve cheerleader pics.
Florida (+21.5) at Texas (Noon, ABC)
Fuck both of these states and the vast majority of their residents. This window is horrific, though. Fitting.
West By God Virginia (+5) at Cincinnati (Noon, FS1)
I dunno, gotta watch something, I guess.
Georgia (-2.5) at Ole Miss (3:30, ABC)
We’ll see if Kirby Smart is able to get his train back on the tracks. Carson Beck is playing like he’s shaving points, but the overall talent keeps pulling them over the line.
Michigan (+14) at Indiana (3:30, CBS)
Indiana finally trailed for a few minutes last week. They didn’t like it, apparently.
Colorado (-3.5) at Texas Tech (4:00, Fox)
Not sure I can bear putting that channel on my TV, but in the end who gives a tin shit.
South Cakalaky (-3.5) at Vandrbilt (4:15, SECN)
Chickens overly confident after last week, perhaps?
Who has Hollywoo connections? I have a great new TV series idea:
People Being Ripped Apart By Wolves on PCP
Is it the wolves or the people that are on PCP? Or both?
I see Indiana is remembering who is Indiana and who is Michigan.
#13Windiana is a fraud?
killer punt return, they do all the little things so well
Wolven Sort about to lose to Wake and Duke in the same season. In football. AT HOME.
JV hardwood footy or regular JV footy?
el segundo, senor
I don’t even recognize basketball as a sport no MOAR
Tessetore vs Sterretore: Next on Celebrity Death Match
I want that show to come back. Badly.
I, for one, am appalled that you would posit such a question. Sterretore is standard fare referee garbage while Tessetore is unparalleled announcing gold.
Tessetore commentating his own fight would be awesome!
Got my flu and Covid shot today
So far, no increase to my blood lust. It can’t decrease as it’s at zero
Also got some of the Christmas lights up on the house as it was a, for me, a nice day at sunny and 8C with not much wind.
Could there be such a thing as negative bloodlust?
the “fang-bangers” from True Blood!
That reminds me, I need to donate blood so I can get my blood pressure checked.
You have no blood lust???
/remembers GTD is Canadia-based
//just wait until after y’all vote next year
We’re gonna vote in the Conservatives
Not because they are better but cause we’re gonna vote anything but the Libreal party and Trudeau
/they all suuuuuuck
You’re telling me this doesn’t interest you *at all*?
Yuk, blood sausage is disguisting
like eating a plate of scabs
Not in the slightest. While it’s prob good, I have no interest in it
Trump gets elected Tuesday and today I get my lowest golf score ever!
He’s Making Ass-enthusiasts Great Again!
Did you get the windmill shot at 18 for a free game?
We get a write up on it or we just guess?
It was a 91. My mind is a blur right now. I still can’t believe I did that!
Noooooiiiccce
And congrats, that’s awesome
I have seen many things in my travels that defy expectations and reasons, but I never imagined one of those would be Indiana dominating Michigan.
hey, 3 MOAR placements and Michigan Men r rite back in this!
/fuck the state of Michigan too, btw
YEE HAA! IT’S RUSH SEASON!
“Hey, what about Trey Lance?!” – Nobody
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TvJy2Ot48M&t=65s
500 Self Portraits, Red #7
B. Meathook, 2022
Cibachrome print from4×5″transparencyiPhone 12https://ibb.co/g7H1FDh
SMU to the playoffs?!?!?
Hey, West Virginia won.
I assume you mean at football, because I’m pretty sure you didn’t mean the National Spelling Bee.
To be fair, JV Cincy as is SW Ohio was dealing with the eternal, unforgivable shame of inflicting JD Vance upon us all, so Cousin Lovers had a working bye week.
Ohio State are arranging pricks so they didn’t care.
Minny/Rutgers is a great game!*
*this is not a joke
I feel like an alcoholic drinking mouthwash, but I flipped over anyway.
(Hippo’s flipping seems to have acted like a fart in church)
Man Shitty is BACK!
Wow. Just, Wow.
TX – FL is boring. It’s over to you Miami – GT
yeah, I am half-paying attention to Cincy/WVU on mute, just because I am sick of seeing Miami bailed out by refs and/or the rank incompetence of ACC footballing squadrons
I don’t which is worse: watching UFL-UT or being exposed to Joe Tessetore and his pal Booger again.
Tessetore rules. Way better than Chris Myers.
????
“Tess” is like nails on a chalkboard. You must have given up on life.
It’s The Darkest Timeline, the answer is YES. Always worse. FOAREVER WORSE.
This Classic Rock Halloween playlist is a pretty good one, but some of the music doesn’t really fit the theme – “Ballroom Blitz” and “Mama Told Me Not To Come”, while both fine songs, are not even remotely related to Halloween type themes.
Well, yeah, Halloween themes aren’t big on pornhub.
No, you’re thing of “My Stepmother Told Me Not to Come (Into the Laundry Room While She Was Stuck Headfirst in the Washing Machine)”. Common mistake.
Let me check. BRB.
The “single version” of Black Magic Woman where it cuts off right at the start of the guitar solo section SHOULD NOT FUCKING EXIST.
Off to a pig roast. Kid doing it has never done one before.
Guess this is the day I learn how to spell trichinosis.
I’ve heard it helps if you soak the portions of meat in overproof rum before consuming them.
I CALL THIS FLORIDA/TEXAS GAME AN ABORTION [puts finger to earpiece] THIS JUST IN-I’VE BEEN FINED $100,000 AND BEEN GIVEN THREE YEARS PROBATION!
as a gator fan wish this season getting out of this season was that easy, team only purpose now is to serve as an excuse for not doing chores.
CPL final today! Deci and yours truly will be on the pitch for the anthem! Little cold here today
I can see your nipples from here.
Horatio has experience dealing with little colds. I’m sure he’ll chime in.
Will be watching after bowling practice. Tell Deci he’ll get a great Christmas gift if he throws out a “fuck the forge” on live TV.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cye-1RP5jso
Small mercy/grace from God – I forgot Everton even had a match this morning. Checked the score maybe 10 minutes ago.
Hope God had similar mercy on Fronk, doesn’t seem like Hammers will be any more encouraged or entertained than my fellow Bitter Blues.
Stoke CIty never changes. March 2274, and they are down 2 men against me before the 30th minute.
Wait, you’re telling me there’s a whole city of them?
Premium armpit. Goddamn
This is a picture of UConn star Paige Bueckers yelling triumphantly at the crowd during a game. The best part about it is the blonde cheerleader in the middle looking up at her while almost certainly thinking “Yep, if I wasn’t gay before I am now.”
The lack of dudes in this shot reminds me of my obligatory trip with Wifey to the crafts fair. Me, six other dudes and two thousand chicks of all ages.
And the dudes all bond because of their circumstances.
yeah we all kinda nod knowingly at each other from the chick mosh pit…
The student section at a women’s basketball game is probably going to be pretty heavily skewed female.
If I was a college guy, that would the first place I would go if I was single.
They might think that your shouts of, “Smash the patriarchy!” might not have been totally sincere.
“Going to a place where you’ll be surrounded by lustily cheering young women who enjoy watching sports? Have fun, soy boy!” – incels
I went a few times when I was a student at UConn. UConn had yet to get even sort of good at it, and there would be literally dozens of us in an arena built (then) for something like 8,000 people.
On the plus side it was pretty easy to find your friends.
“Enjoy her while she still has all the cartilage in her knee joints.”
-Dawn Staley, after a training session with Mike Tomlin
The one good thing about all this post-election existential dread is that hopefully we get some good music out of it.
https://youtu.be/wsOHvP1XnRg?si=MVYDrxV73kFHreRh
as we speak…
https://youtu.be/uQvIuvR7yks?si=4OYaP5at4DgbnbaF
Does anyone know what a Euphoria cheerleader is? Apparently, it’s a cosplay thing but I didn’t know the reference.
You mean the TV show?
Really, that goddamned show was a harbinger of doom. That generation ain’t capable of fuckshit. Even the women are starting to lose their minds, as men predictably get even MOAR worthless.
Sum shoulders for you Buddy
She is really amazing. Dang!
cristodios señññ ORRRRRRR 😛
Garsh!
I’ve no idea. I just googled cheerleaders costumes and this came up. What TV show?
Who’s on first?
Euphoria is the name of the show
Also a leading (and ignored at the time) indicator that us deluded pseudo-intellectuals wouldn’t even have HBO quality distractions during the Fall of Western Civilization.
Settle down. It’s not falling. Yet.
It started falling way before any of us even fucking noticed. Suspect it’s irrevocable, but we shall see.
Hunter S. Thompson saw the wave crash at the 1968 Democratic convention and he wasn’t wrong.
The hippies were our best chance.
I always wondered what it would it would have done to the timeline if somebody could Quantum Leap back and convince LBJ to get out of Vietnam after the 1964 elections.
To me, that was the first real fracture. LBJ was a sonofabitch, but knew how to accrue and wield power. And he really DID use it for good.
Vietnam just overrode everything else.
What channel/streaming service?
HBO/MAX
It’s horrible. Yes, Sydney Sweeney, (and others!), engage in nudity and explicit sex scene and it’s still somehow one of the worst shows I’ve ever seen.
That is quite amazing, it’s like hitting a 400-yard hole-in-one.
I made an eagle on a 500-yard par 5 once. The ball hit the asphalt cart path twice and ended up on the green.
Around here we refer to that as “kissing asphalt”.
Still counts!
Wife and daughter watched it. I watched about 10 minutes of it and bailed. “You ladies have fun.”
It disappoints me that we won’t have costume versions of this type of Cheerleader (and So-and-So, What’s Her Face, and The Ugly One)
Things are quickly degenerating here at Casa Balls
Looks like you are stuck somewhere nice… And nobody here is going to stop you…
There is SO MUCH Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders cosplay out there…
You’re trying to tell us that you’ve NEVER bought a DCC costume for Mrs. Horatio???
No, that was my shocked face that there are is so much DCC cos-play out there.
I have not, however, bought such a costume for Mrs. Horatio. Nor Lowratio, before any of you smart-asses ask.
She does, however, own a maid’s uniform, a Santa outfit, and several other such trifles.
Good man
Cause it’s still Halloween around here…
Yes, let’s.
ouch
Don’t ever let anything get you so down that you don’t post cheerleader pics!
“Can do!” – Climate Change/Hurricanes/Home Insurance Providers
Yayyyy Prospect Park has a brush fire and that’s why it smells like smoke!
/Not yay
It is so damn dry up here, and it’s apparently affecting the entire country.
Could do without the sense of humor displayed lately, God.
Good morning! I am stoked about the upcoming renaissance of bleak AND gallows humor (personal faves, YMMV)
Everything I’ve read about the new album says it’s brilliant. I may need to get my ass to an actual record store and buy it.
I had to go look at floor coverings, bathroom tiles and fixtures as part of the renovation project with Wifey and BIL this morning. I forgot how much I dislike that. First an hour of pinball back and forth lookin at everything in no set pattern in a pretty small showroom. Then a typical Italian goodbye sequence. Always goes like this regardless of it’s relatives, friends or a business.
1. First goodbye with handshakes… Head to the door.
2. Wifey asks one more question, followed by 10 minutes of more discussion… then goodbyes… Again.
3. Proprietor makes a remark that generates a BIL line of further questioning for another 15 minutes… FINALLY followed by ultimate goodbyes.
If I’m still alive by the time this project is done, I have many more of these ahead mind you, I’ll certainly be in a vegetative state.
He won’t feel good about it, but that would definitely put you on Coach Reid’s enemies list.
I heard the weather made it a good season for this in Italy
Veggie garden rocked this year. Finally dug it up, less the beets, last weekend.
Nice!
Beets are something I really started to like more of as an adult.
Yeah I never cared for them as a kid but have grown to really like them. Easy to grow too, just put them in and come back two months later. A power food they say.
DID SOMEBODY SAY…oh, beets. Never mind.