Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Hedging Bets

First and foremost, I want to wish everyone a Happy Buttfumbleversary to those who celebrate.

It never gets old.

I don’t know what is the best part about that whose sequence. Is it the fumble itself? Is it that it is the second touchdown in a matter of seconds after the Patriots had a 1 play 80 yard TD drive previously? Or is it the knowledge that on the ensuing kickoff, the Jets would fumble again for another Patriots touchdown, their 3rd in 52 seconds.

Anyway, remember last week when I mentioned all that stuff about feeling guilty about not using the cocktail books? Well, Out the window this week. I came across the Hedge Maze from Stoa, in San Francisco, one of the Best New Bars of 2024 apparently, so I thought it was worth giving it a shot. Especially since it gives me a good excuse to break out my green Chartreuse.

1.5 oz. gin, preferably St. George Spirits Terroir Gin ( I used my Batson River gin I featured last week)
.5 oz. blanc vermouth, preferably Dolin (Lilet Blanc in my case)
.25 oz. green Chartreuse

Combine all ingredients in a mixing glass with ice and stir until chilled and diluted. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass.

It’s got a nice aroma to it. The chartreuse and the gin combine their strengths to give a floral, herbal, and somewhat earthy scent. It’s very pleasant.

The flavor is…interesting. It’s strong, that’s for sure. The gin leads the way, meaning it’s juniper and herbal up front. However, the chartreuse comes in almost immediately. It doesn’t take over, but rather acts as a complimentary ingredient. Much like it does for the smell, the chartreuse adds a floral, herby taste underneath the gin. I think it does diminish the intensity of the gin, while bringing its own strong flavors to the table, adding to the perceived strength on the palate when you take a sip.

Underneath all of that is a little bit of sweetness on the finish from the Lilet. I know the recipe calls for blanc vermouth but I had Lilet on hand so thats what I used. Lilet isn’t as sweet as a regular blanc vermouth is, so the sweetness at the end I would imagine is slightly diminished, which also leads to the gin and the chartreuse to be more pronounced. Of which, I don’t think this is a bad thing. I like the flavor intensity that is going on here. Not that I worry that a regular blanc vermouth would add too much sweetness (of which is a very miniscule amount given the other ingredients at play here) but I’ve tasted this one and damnit if I don’t enjoy it.

The more I have of this, the more I like it. I don’t know if I’ll promote this to a drink that is more in rotation since my bottle of chartreuse is probably worth its weight in gold right now. But as a quick way to mix up the rotation, I could certainly do a lot worse that this one.

(Banner image courtesy Matthew Tetrault Photography)

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Sharkbait has not actually been bitten by a shark, but has told people in bars that he was for free drinks. Married to a Giants fan, he enjoys whisk(e)y, cooking, the Rangers, and the Patriots.
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Doktor Zymm

This sounds right up my alley. We need a volunteer to go become a monk and steal the green chartreuse recipe so we can make it in the clubhouse

Unsurprised

What would a Buttfumble drink be?

Game Time Decision

The stuff that falls onto the matt the drinks are poured on

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Doktor Zymm

I always heard this called a ‘Jersey Turnpike’

Doktor Zymm

I know what glass it should be served in

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Gumbygirl

Balls needs a set of those. He should write a letter to Santa.

ballsofsteelandfury

Yes, he should!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: If we’re going to sell some stock today, we need to do it soon, the market closes in an hour.

DR. MRS. DEADLY, ESQ. (RET): Okay, but I need you to shell these nuts for me first.

Game Time Decision

like the DR MRS needs another reason to run the vacuum

blaxabbath

Why are you including her in this discussion?

Don T

About the Buttfumble: still can’t get over Sanchise’s facemask being at tramp-stamp level. That takes discipline.

SonOfSpam

Greatest Bengal ever, no one denies this

Redshirt

Munoz is at the top of the Pantheon, but Woods is easily in the next tier.

blaxabbath

Sharkbait: Finds a nice drink he enjoys more every time.

Also Sharkbait: “But we can’t afford to DRINK the liquor!”

blaxabbath

I read Robert Kraft is getting passed over for the HOF again this cycle.

Seems like not everyone thinks enough of those SB championship are clean.

SonOfSpam

Really getting jerked around

Redshirt

Still waiting on his happy ending.

SonOfSpam

The HOF Committee rubs him the wrong way

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Gumbygirl

Tugs the ole heartstrings, don’t it?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

There’s been a lot of friction in the process so far; I wonder if there are any wheels he can grease to get things running more smoothly.

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Horatio Cornblower

It’s tough job, but someone needs to step up and give him a hand.

Don T

Kraft is helpless like a choked chicken

Brocky

Sharkbait i apologize for highjacking your post, your post, as always, you’re far more a contributor than I could hope to be

Brocky

Man I’d never thought I’d be in a situation where I’d say “Jerry Jones has a chance to do the funniest thing without it invoking an Asian sexworker, but here we are

Brocky

Remember in 2011 when Orton got released by the broncos, got picked up by the chiefs, then beat the broncos later in the season?

The giants just happen to be facing a qb needy team on a national broadcast thanksgiving game in 6 days…

Brocky

Off topic but:

The giants just released Daniel Jones lol

ArmedandHammered

He ASKED to be released.

Gatoraids

Surprised Wilson Philips was never a coach or QB..yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcNyk54b3ZU

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That’s not nearly as off-topic as me suggesting that anyone who dabbles in prediction markets should bet the house on Robert Kraft being awarded a Presidential Medal of Freedom in the next four years (apparently he is pretty pissed about not being under consideration for the Hall of Fame and my expectation is that he will call in/purchase a favor as a fuck you to them and also to Belichick).

Brocky

I wonder what the typical waiting time is for an owner to have to wait to be inducted after winning multiple championships?

I know players have to wait 5 years, and coaches more or less have to be retired, but Jerry Jones got inducted while being active in his team’s day to day operations

blaxabbath

I think the answer is, the pro football HOF is seriously bullshit in the 21st Century.

BugEyedBoo

Was it Robert Kraft that has his SB ring stolen by Putin. “Hey Vlad, check this out.”. Hands Vlad ring so he can look at it. “Thanks,” and pockets ring. “Uh…”

Unsurprised

Yes. It was even mentioned in Phillip Short’s incredible Putin biography, Putin. Of course, having read that thing, among other things, is why I will forever look down on anyone else talking about anything Putin does. (Also because I’m always right, anyway.)

Also, it was his first SB ring. He was on a European tour that summer and there are Getty photos of him showing it off to everyone. The best is Pope Sidious. I remember SNL or someone made a joke, “It’s a Jostens!”

BrettFavresColonoscopy

How do you not have a bottle of dry vermouth on hand? I don’t have budget to support your and my bars.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Touché. I also misread your recipe as using Lillet Blond vs Lillet Blanc.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

THIS GUY BRETTFAVRESCOLONOSCOPY I CALL HIM BEN SHAPIRO BECAUSE WHEN CALLED UPON TO SHOW YOU A GOOD TIME HE THINKS SOMETHING DRY WILL DO.