In case you enjoyed the early slate and would like even more JV NFL:
Army (+14.5) v. Notre Dame @ Damn YankeesVille (7:00, NBC)
I wish I had a better piece of shade to throw at Yankee Stadium. My brain is borken, just deal.
Washington State (-12.5) at Oregon State (7:00, CW)
Too bad we, as a society, are no longer worthy of cheerleader banner pics. Anyway, 2-PAC title is on the line, though Nice Beaver would not even become Bowl eligible with a win/title.
Alabama (-13.5) at Oklahoma (7:30, ABC)
We think that Roll Damn Tide has grown past their attention span troubles, and should beat the Okies. Then again, pending HHS nominee would say THAT IS JUST WHAT TEH JEWS WANT U 2 THINK!!!1111
Texas A&M (-2.5) at Auburn (7:30, ESPN)
Oh God, if Bonfire Cult blows their clear title game shot (home to Steerfuckers South) next week, by looking past lowly War Damn Eagle. Hilarity ensues.
Vanderbilt (+8) at LSU (7:45, SECN)
Oh God, the deliciousness of a potential Brian Kelly Death Valley Night Fixture loss…to fucking Vandy???
Troi Boiz (-4.5) “at” Westwood Klavern (10:30, NBC)
Remember when this game mattered, for anything other than minor Bowl eligibility. Pepperidge Farm scratches its head. OK, and balls.
https://youtu.be/gK-aGl5s3J8?si=8Kn51H0F3CUX8F8m
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXKmsvRXE4A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij9U8kyPIm0&list=PLFi9V6EFsFIkuSpLRIWCO1kp6EjBkqLjJ&index=29
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDvK7LVlxDM
These broads rock, Hippo approved.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd9jeJk2UHQ
I’m going to put my headphones on right now.
Thank you.
Workshopping ideas for next seasons Sunday Gravy
Grilled California with a side of mashed Danny Boy?
I should give some background.
This is my only personally drawn graffiti.
Two months ago.
That’s on the Shankill side of the “Peace” wall in Belfast, Northern Ireland.
Our catholic driver gave us whatever we wanted to tag the protestant side of that wall.
You got spray cans?
Yep.
Got paint?
Yep?
Got guns?
Gimme 15.
Fucking Belfast right before they clanged the gate for the night.
Soggy day in Temple Bar.
Been there!
Sad night aided by whatever coke-fueled bender allowed for F1 to be raced at this time in Vegas.
This Irish Whisky has stopped my writing for tomorrow. All I know is Spam can get rammed but a tush push
My Anteaters are playing their next game in someplace called Lethbridge. I assume it’s a dank pit full of hosers.
Watch out for the killy rammer!
The windy city!
Seriously, I am from Winnipeg which is windy as Chicago but Lethbridge is insane. Also full of Mormons and Indigenous. Add some oil workers and you got yourself dysfunctional madness,
If I became a pilot, I would so cut the lights to the cabin and sing the Wonka Tunnel Song over the PA on every flight.
Willy Wonka Tunnel Song
I should tell my pilot friend about this idea!
My high school graduation ceremony was in this building, on the main stage. It’s the Shrine of the Immaculate Conception in Northeast Washington DC, and is the largest church in North America. This is not to be confused with the Washington Cathedral across town, which later during college I spent six weeks inside of filming a time-lapse movie of the stained glass windows
https://ibb.co/0GX9shk
the main stage:
https://ibb.co/JH9xYpk
Looks like Sacre Coeur in Montmartre, Paris. My favoUrite arrondissement in Paris no question.
One of the few cool places I’ve actually been. The church was amazing and so was the ham and cheese sandwich I had afterwards. Something like a Croak Mon Sure.
The artist ghetto around it is unreal.
I searched the internet for a photo of a nuclear submarine engineroom. Few if any of those photos exist, and I don’t have one even though I was there.
Google gave me this, even though it’s actually the Missile Compartment Upper Level. This is where we stored our 16mm movies and also our world-ending Trident warheads.
https://ibb.co/FWmvvcR
4 out of 5 dentists prefer sugarless warheads for patients who splode warheads.
We should have drinks.
SOON
Skipper: GODAMMIT! We just launched Ernest Goes to Camp!
Weapons Officer: We still have Ernest Goes to Jail. It’s missing one reel though.
Skipper: Well, I guess that’s better than nothing. Carry on, men.
https://ibb.co/FY9mndQ
I would hope you couldn’t find that online.
Although War Thunder alone has produced dumber situations.
My high school graduation took place on a dry lake bed in China Lake California.
We did have a USAF flyby in my mind.
Rivalry Games should be color on color, if feasible.
something something Nick Fuentes
You should be able to downvote your own comments.
Bad kitty!
Yeah, when Carroll and Neuheisel agreed to that 20+ years ago, it was a great (obvious) idea. Plus the Bruins-Trojans unis are classic.
Life is hard-harder for others.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeA20ydkjKM&ab_channel=ClassicVideos80s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m_qNHscaog
Going through something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwoLACv_srQ&ab_channel=LCDSoundsystem
Time for me to check the Alabama score and…
You folks got a towel?
Hippo and I were texting that this is perfect for complete chaos. I will argue to the death that the 12 team playoff is so much better.
I still prefer 16
MOAR madness. Here for it.
Dog gets into trash.
I yell at dog.
Dog starts growling at me.
Dog goes into crate.
Continues to growl.
“WELL YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF! I HOUSE AND FEED YOU!”
“Fozz, are you yelling at one of the kids?”
“NO! I’M YELLING AT THE DOG I SWEAR TO CHRIST I’M GOING TO KILL HER!”
“Fozz, don’t take the Lord’s name in vain.”
Me, in a whisper to the dog, “Swear to God, I’m going to murder you.” Pour a glass of bourbone.
I love my dog too.
Middle Fozz has homecoming dance.
His date seems nice.
She walks into kitchen, looks at my wife and says, “Hey. Can I get a tampon?”
Wife goes to get her a tampon.
“Can you believe she asked that?”
“Well, at least she won’t get pregnant.”
I should not talk.
Could’ve been worse, could’ve walked in and just immediately said “who do I gotta blow to get a tampon around here?”
Silver lining? Not to be a prude, but my son’s friend’s date walked in wearing a dress that would shame Madonna.
Barely wearing?
That means Middle Fozz is going ass tonight!
You are my fucking hero.
I am writing tomorrow night’s game preview. Suck it, Spam. Go Birds.
What would anyone like to learn about wine? Q and A if you will.
I will read them in the morning and answer them in there tomorrow. If no one has questions, I will make them up.
Wine question: “How do people not know that Ernest and Julio Gallo red mixed with Sprite is what made me the person I am today?”
Yup, my grandfather would make those for us kids every Sunday. Luckily, it had no effect on me.
We had 2 litres up here growing up called California Coolers, no shame in that. I reckon they would be your equivalent to Mad Dogs.
We had California Coolers in California. We also had Bartles & James.
There will be RAMMMMMMMMMING
How the hell do i utilize a wine list? Those fucks know I don’t know anything about these names/years!
Tune in tomorrow
Wine question:
Why do they use the word “dry” to describe a wet product?
Also, what is “dry” in this context supposed to mean?
Tune in tomroow
We’re all here for the real game (USC-UCLA), right?
I’ve been watching Spirit-Pride
Is that a Trans v LGB hooligan dustup? I would have no idea who to put my money on in that one.
I am! As it will lead into F1!
Bender “Wait you’re serious… HaHaHaHa”
GO BRUINS
Yes this is the only game
I’m just enjoying a Bungals-free week. Even JV Cincinnati shitting the bed and rolling around with it isn’t ruining my vacation.
I’m just here so I don’t get fined.
Hug your loved ones. Let them know you love them.
Since my dad died, I’ve hugged a lot of people. The girls down at the Passion Pit, well, they don’t like getting hugged.
Keep your hands to yourself.
I thought that the Sam Darnold mono info graphic was good but this is just awesome on so many levels.
Position: Doggie
Reverse cowgirl? Like a false 9
That would help with her core.
Trump: “SEE?! OUR ARMY IS LOSING TO A BUNCH OF LEPRECHAUNS?! OUR MILITARY IS WOKE AND WEAK!!”
Aide: “Mr. President, the election is over. You’ve won. Can’t you ever be happy with your accomplishments?”
Trump (starting to tear up): “…no.”
That would be totally on brand for Trump to call Army a bunch of losers.
Every story of him telling the military they are losers is funnier than the last.
Why does Notre Dame HAET TEH TRUPES
Trump was right! The foreign Irish are destroying the US Army!
No one tell him about 1863
Nice to see JV Cincy is…just there.
Finish the quote:
I haven’t been this disappointed in the army since…..
They named their special forces ‘rangers’ instead of something good like ‘pants ferrets’
The Battle of Montreal?
next year
They watched the Capital be invaded on January 6th and went “My God! Someone oughta do something!”
Well, at long last I can finally start playing that Humble Bundle with Burnout Paradise that my friend got me for my birthday!
In 2013.
I played a bunch of Squirrel with a Gun today. Super fun game
AKA Peanut’s Revenge
For every ridiculous product that exists, someone has to make it. Somewhere there are people who work in a factory making unsanctioned Hello Kitty vibrating nipple clamps, someone who designed them, someone who funded the whole operation
Do they come in an unmarked package?
No, but if you have a retired shut-in neighbor, you can make do.
NeighboUr’s wife hates me because I smoke weed in my yard.
Other neighboUr’s name is Deb, is 65, likes to get hight too. I don’t need to know Deb’s fetishist.
It’s a strange world indeed.
Seeing b-roll or older Latinas in L.A. making giant multi-ethnic dildos is one of the most American things ever.
I wish I had a better piece of shade to throw at Yankee Stadium. My brain is borken, just deal.
NYCFC has the most recent championship won by a team that calls Yankee Stadium home.
Become a futbol fan!
I think that’s enough of a reason for people to root for NYCFC for the potential sentence of “NYCFC has won more championships calling this version of Yankee Stadium home than the Yankees.”
just so long as Bama wins y’all
They’re trying their damnedest not to
Bullshit. We are always worthy of cheerleader pics. Specially Cougarettes.
I am scratching both my head and my balls
He’s a witch!
Burn him! Burrrn him!
Just here to be mildly excited that Cal has defeated Stanford in a classic Atlantic Coast Conference tilt! Also bowl eligible (Is the Poulan Weedeater bowl still a thing?). Should have beaten Miami but for BLEERGH so rivalry game win will have to do.
Sparky-Big Love has gone beyond plaid and into the NetherRealm.
Was fuxking superb. A little nervy in the 4th I will admit.
what is Mormon heaven like, anyway?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amzkkLrCR5E
Regular heaven, I guess.
Seven and a switchblade.
https://youtu.be/XIJGBCg9ywE?si=uFUyBT29e3VnbGcQ