JV NFL for 23 Nov 2004 (Late)

In case you enjoyed the early slate and would like even more JV NFL:

Army (+14.5) v. Notre Dame @ Damn YankeesVille (7:00, NBC)

I wish I had a better piece of shade to throw at Yankee Stadium.  My brain is borken, just deal.

Washington State (-12.5) at Oregon State (7:00, CW)

Too bad we, as a society, are no longer worthy of cheerleader banner pics.  Anyway, 2-PAC title is on the line, though Nice Beaver would not even become Bowl eligible with a win/title.

Alabama (-13.5) at Oklahoma (7:30, ABC)

We think that Roll Damn Tide has grown past their attention span troubles, and should beat the Okies.  Then again, pending HHS nominee would say THAT IS JUST WHAT TEH JEWS WANT U 2 THINK!!!1111

Texas A&M (-2.5) at Auburn (7:30, ESPN)

Oh God, if Bonfire Cult blows their clear title game shot (home to Steerfuckers South) next week, by looking past lowly War Damn Eagle.  Hilarity ensues.

Vanderbilt (+8) at LSU (7:45, SECN)

Oh God, the deliciousness of a potential Brian Kelly Death Valley Night Fixture loss…to fucking Vandy???

Troi Boiz (-4.5) “at” Westwood Klavern (10:30, NBC)

Remember when this game mattered, for anything other than minor Bowl eligibility.  Pepperidge Farm scratches its head.  OK, and balls.

 

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Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan. Also a proud fookin' Evertonian. Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child. [Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
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Redshirt

If I became a pilot, I would so cut the lights to the cabin and sing the Wonka Tunnel Song over the PA on every flight.

Willy Wonka Tunnel Song

Brick Meathook

My high school graduation ceremony was in this building, on the main stage. It’s the Shrine of the Immaculate Conception in Northeast Washington DC, and is the largest church in North America. This is not to be confused with the Washington Cathedral across town, which later during college I spent six weeks inside of filming a time-lapse movie of the stained glass windows

https://ibb.co/0GX9shk

the main stage:

https://ibb.co/JH9xYpk

litre_cola

Looks like Sacre Coeur in Montmartre, Paris. My favoUrite arrondissement in Paris no question.

Redshirt

Rivalry Games should be color on color, if feasible.

WCS

something something Nick Fuentes

WCS

You should be able to downvote your own comments.

SonOfSpam

Yeah, when Carroll and Neuheisel agreed to that 20+ years ago, it was a great (obvious) idea. Plus the Bruins-Trojans unis are classic.

scotchnaut
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Redshirt

Time for me to check the Alabama score and…

You folks got a towel?

WCS

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litre_cola

Hippo and I were texting that this is perfect for complete chaos. I will argue to the death that the 12 team playoff is so much better.

jjfozz

Dog gets into trash.

I yell at dog.

Dog starts growling at me.

Dog goes into crate.

Continues to growl.

“WELL YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF! I HOUSE AND FEED YOU!”

“Fozz, are you yelling at one of the kids?”

“NO! I’M YELLING AT THE DOG I SWEAR TO CHRIST I’M GOING TO KILL HER!”

“Fozz, don’t take the Lord’s name in vain.”

Me, in a whisper to the dog, “Swear to God, I’m going to murder you.” Pour a glass of bourbone.

jjfozz

Middle Fozz has homecoming dance.

His date seems nice.

She walks into kitchen, looks at my wife and says, “Hey. Can I get a tampon?”

Wife goes to get her a tampon.

“Can you believe she asked that?”

“Well, at least she won’t get pregnant.”

I should not talk.

Horatio Cornblower

Could’ve been worse, could’ve walked in and just immediately said “who do I gotta blow to get a tampon around here?”

jjfozz

Silver lining? Not to be a prude, but my son’s friend’s date walked in wearing a dress that would shame Madonna.

litre_cola

I am writing tomorrow night’s game preview. Suck it, Spam. Go Birds.

What would anyone like to learn about wine? Q and A if you will.
I will read them in the morning and answer them in there tomorrow. If no one has questions, I will make them up.

jjfozz

Wine question: “How do people not know that Ernest and Julio Gallo red mixed with Sprite is what made me the person I am today?”

Yup, my grandfather would make those for us kids every Sunday. Luckily, it had no effect on me.

litre_cola

We had 2 litres up here growing up called California Coolers, no shame in that. I reckon they would be your equivalent to Mad Dogs.

SonOfSpam

There will be RAMMMMMMMMMING

ballsofsteelandfury

We’re all here for the real game (USC-UCLA), right?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’ve been watching Spirit-Pride

litre_cola

Is that a Trans v LGB hooligan dustup? I would have no idea who to put my money on in that one.

litre_cola

I am! As it will lead into F1!

WCS

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SonOfSpam

GO BRUINS

Yes this is the only game

Redshirt

I’m just enjoying a Bungals-free week. Even JV Cincinnati shitting the bed and rolling around with it isn’t ruining my vacation.

Horatio Cornblower

I’m just here so I don’t get fined.

WCS

Hug your loved ones. Let them know you love them.

jjfozz

Since my dad died, I’ve hugged a lot of people. The girls down at the Passion Pit, well, they don’t like getting hugged.

WCS

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Keep your hands to yourself.

litre_cola

I thought that the Sam Darnold mono info graphic was good but this is just awesome on so many levels.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Position: Doggie

litre_cola

Reverse cowgirl? Like a false 9

Redshirt

That would help with her core.

Redshirt

Trump: “SEE?! OUR ARMY IS LOSING TO A BUNCH OF LEPRECHAUNS?! OUR MILITARY IS WOKE AND WEAK!!”

Aide: “Mr. President, the election is over. You’ve won. Can’t you ever be happy with your accomplishments?”

Trump (starting to tear up): “…no.”

WCS

Why does Notre Dame HAET TEH TRUPES

Redshirt

Trump was right! The foreign Irish are destroying the US Army!

Redshirt

Nice to see JV Cincy is…just there.

Brocky

Finish the quote:

I haven’t been this disappointed in the army since…..

Doktor Zymm

They named their special forces ‘rangers’ instead of something good like ‘pants ferrets’

herodotus450

The Battle of Montreal?

Gatoraids

next year

Redshirt

They watched the Capital be invaded on January 6th and went “My God! Someone oughta do something!”

Senor Weaselo

Well, at long last I can finally start playing that Humble Bundle with Burnout Paradise that my friend got me for my birthday!

In 2013.

Doktor Zymm

I played a bunch of Squirrel with a Gun today. Super fun game

Doktor Zymm

For every ridiculous product that exists, someone has to make it. Somewhere there are people who work in a factory making unsanctioned Hello Kitty vibrating nipple clamps, someone who designed them, someone who funded the whole operation

litre_cola

Do they come in an unmarked package?

SonOfSpam

No, but if you have a retired shut-in neighbor, you can make do.

litre_cola

NeighboUr’s wife hates me because I smoke weed in my yard.
Other neighboUr’s name is Deb, is 65, likes to get hight too. I don’t need to know Deb’s fetishist.

Senor Weaselo

I wish I had a better piece of shade to throw at Yankee Stadium. My brain is borken, just deal.

NYCFC has the most recent championship won by a team that calls Yankee Stadium home.

litre_cola

Become a futbol fan!

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SonOfSpam

They’re trying their damnedest not to

ballsofsteelandfury

Bullshit. We are always worthy of cheerleader pics. Specially Cougarettes.

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ballsofsteelandfury

I am scratching both my head and my balls

WCS

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litre_cola

He’s a witch!

Burn him! Burrrn him!

Downfield Matriculator

Just here to be mildly excited that Cal has defeated Stanford in a classic Atlantic Coast Conference tilt! Also bowl eligible (Is the Poulan Weedeater bowl still a thing?). Should have beaten Miami but for BLEERGH so rivalry game win will have to do.

WCS

Sparky-Big Love has gone beyond plaid and into the NetherRealm.

litre_cola

Was fuxking superb. A little nervy in the 4th I will admit.

WCS
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