Wasn’t that last tilt a keeper? (writing this at noon EST) They don’t get much better than that! And the ending-I did not see that coming. Onward.
To The Game!
Steelers/Ravens:
Flowers For None: Zay has been ruled out of the game. Ordinarily I’d think that a receiving corps whose best wr is Rashod Bateman would be very suspect but this is one of the very rare scenarios whereby the sum total of the players (and system they use) is much better than the individual parts.
-Streaks: Bally cruised into the postseason on a five game W tear. Oh boy. Pitt’s woes were very well-documented-they’re pretty much the Blues Brothers car that imploded at the end of the chase scene the moment they exit it. Anyway, they limped, waddled, doddered, staggered, and stumbled to the finish line with four losses in a row.
-Can those Steelers get to the 24 point mark because I can see the Ravens easily reaching that figure.
-In this rivalry the home team has won seven straight tilts.
-One fella that did some damage last time round, (162 yards rushing) King Henry, set a record this year! Hold on, it’s for most yards gained without winning the rushing title.
-Pitt needs to turn the ball over and Lamar has been able to be stripped in the past. Watt will most likely be obliging on that front.
-It feels as though these guys play each other every other year in the playoffs but they’re meeting for the first time in a decade.
-Which Pickens?: The mercurial George had 1 catch for 0 yards last week vs the Cards but had a personal high of 8 grabs for 89 the last he played the Ravens. It’s anyone’s guess.
Be you in the comments.
This is Fresh Guacamole (2013), which at one minute forty seconds (1:40) is the shortest film ever nominated for an Oscar:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6wgQWkURdw
GREAT FUCKING KOMMENT HUSTLE OUT THERE TODAY!
TOMORROW, WE WATCH LITTLE BO NIX, THE FUCKEAGLES, AND MRSA MEN! WE WANT TO FEEL THIS WAY TOMORROW – ESPECIALLY THAT PURPLE BASTARD OVER THERE IN THE HARBOR.
NOW LET’S GET A GODDAMN SNACK!
If I am that Purple Bastard, I accept that mantle on bended knee, giving all glory to the Kommentariat
I thought I was the purple bastard on the harbor.
Can we get a ruling?
I think this is a Why Not Both? Situation
I had the most incredible Thai food today.
Which got me wondering.
I really want to order Thai hot for my food order but apart from Senor who has the intestinal fortitude to try it with me?
Anyone?
I’m looking for fire eaters here.
This comment was made on my toilet.
Not me
That’s a given.
Absolutely not.
Passo
I’ll try it, although don’t think there are many places that actually do that, and none of the thai food I had in Thailand was that spicy
Go away.
think Lamar joined you before the game tonight
Much like the Stillers offense, it seems our computer network is on the verge of collapse.
Saturday night, Stillers loss, and now this.
What’s your backup?
Carrier pigeon
Interior Fozz: “Okay, that’s enough bourbon. You’re slugging it down like milk. Tomorrow is gonna suck.”
Exterior Fozz: ” WELL FUCK YOU I LOVE PAIN AND FUCK AND I DON’T KNOW FUCK THE STEELERS? I’M HAPPY! LET ME BE HAPPY! WHERE THAT’S BOURBLE?”
Post game show highlighted a Ravens fan who gets a tattoo after every Ravens win. His wife does the tattooing. This entire city is populated by lunatics. I’m glad that I can say my DNA relfects this.
After his interview Lamar ran over, signed the dude’s jersey, gave him a hug. It’s amazing that a guy can embrace the goddamn lunatics who root for him.
That’s how Lamar was able to slap the subdermal tracker onto him
Gotta be easier ways to find scary bars in Baltimore
every bar in Baltimore is scary, because it’s Baltimore
My favorite spot in Baltimore closed, apparently it was a pit of possible fraud and financial mismanagement even before covid
You can’t get hung over if you don’t stop drinking.
Post game crowd chanting “Fuck the Steelers”. I hate Baltimore, I love Baltimore.
Forget it man.
He’s on a roll.
Our city is a goddamn disaster, the only reason we are still here is because we are like roaches. Kill us, but we will not die. Well, we die hard. and then come back. and eat the rats.
Found a picture of RFK Jr. driving.
https://ibb.co/yNMy052
Still… The voodoo evades him in the post season.
You’d have to kill more chickens than exist on the Island of Hispaniola to overcome the shortcomings of this team.
can’t carry it to term, Lord know I’m a Voodoo Abortion
Stop it, or you’ll make don_t start drooling thinking about arroz con pollo.
https://ibb.co/P6zM2rs
Saffron rice is your friend
Might be another bird flu issue
Mike T. ran out of chicken blood..
Bills
Eagles
Commanders
Vikings
It’s a lazy set of predictions, but so am I.
Beers drank: easily 10
Ciders drank: one
Number of times my wife corrected me for shouting FUCK: 5
Drunk facetime calls from my little sister: 1
Just poured a big sweaty glass of bourbon.
You guys better win the whole thing.
…or at least knock off the Chiefs.
If only . . .I like our chances but fandom is a harsh mistress
I can only hope I made a pledge last year after the AFC loss, that I would not buy into any hype, would not let my heart get broken. yeah, bullshit.
Congrats!
Was she correcting your use of the word fuck or then context in which it was used?
Both. “You are a child.”
Yup, I am.
Then she’s a pedo
Prediction:
Tomlin will keep his job but there will be wholesale changes in the coaching staff. Also, Harris is gone. Hopefully, Wilson is gone. They will draft a QB.
Looking at the free agent list, I think a LOT of Steelers have played their last game in Pittsburgh…
I dunno about the QB; there’s nothing really available. Receivers, please and thank you.
They should retain Fields and have him start next year until they find a QB in the draft.
Next year’s QB draftee would be Fields’ backup.
Sign me up. 730000000%
Najee did a fine job this season, he should end up with a decent contract somewhere
How does Russell Wilson keep getting chances in the NFL?
Going to a Super Bowl accounts for a lot.
Here’s hoping this was his last one in Pittsburgh
He only cost the Steelers the veteran’s minimum because of how much the Broncos owed him. They got their $960,000 out of him.
He’s won more playoff games than Kirk Cousins at least?
LET LAMAR POOP
He’s the hero the US fiber industry needs!
cuz it would taste better than that Russ is Cooking
Steelers Country: Let’s Cry (up in this bitch)!
throwing into triple coverage to a dude who is 5′ 9″
it will be even better in a giants or jets uniform
Might actually work on the Giants
Sir, the Browns are upset at being omitted from this list.
We are going all in on Wentz.
Oh we are fucking familiar with that moonball, thanks.
LET RUSS BOOK
a flight home and put Fields in!
A tad bit late now.
If only Tomlin read these comments, smh
Going for it on 4th and 15 after passing up 4th and inches earlier is a classical case of game mismanagement up in this bitch!
Carrollesque management
Ricard is the Ravens fullback? Tasty!
Fancy
The surviving LA mall can use this ad.
I’m curious as to what Fozz is up to
He’s getting stoned out in the shed.
There wasn’t any weed in there before …
Adjusting his erection in purple camo zubaz?
oh great, more drone discourse
At least this one didn’t take out a water bomber.
BUILD THE CEILING
They don’t have birding teams to keep the stadiums drone-free?
Sounds like a job for JEWISH SPACE LASERS!!!
Don’t summon her
boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
AND MAKE GOD PAY FOR IT!
Which one Zeus, Allah, Poseidon, Xenu?
Yes.
Let the drones pay the drone tax! I pay the Homer tax!
Yes, now’s the time to get into the shootout! Down 14!
baltimore reminding everyone that they love to fuck it up in the 2nd half of games
and giving you a taste of whats to come when they play kc again
The most amazing part of that catch was that they aren’t picking pieces of Pickens’ spine out of the front row.
little ass receiver was wanting to fight a defensive lineman?
what is it with you and dumbass receivers, stillers
Kind of our thing.
bears will offer a 2nd for him
(they still have an extra 2nd from the panthers!)
Scrappiness because the original steel and coal workers were undernourished?
Sure, we’ll go with that.
Steelers can’t stop the pass, but they make up for it by not being able to stop the run.
Coaching trees can kiss my shiny metal ass
The perks of being a Doktorb!
Got you covered – It’s one of the Hate Week topics!
Woohoo!
Pick your most hated & I’ll include it for you.
I think I have to go Shanny, partially because of destroying RG3, partially because of the added spice of nepotism, and partially because people won’t shut up about it
This isn’t Hate Week? Fuck, I am peaking too soon!
Will they be rated on a scale of Shanahan to Belichick?
Walsh to McVay.
When Derrick Henry surveyed the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more defenders to punch.
When we tired of the current one… BANNER!
I got an assist from ThePirateSloth.
I get trying to stop the run, but it’s King Henry. Putting 11 guys in the box just means he is going to score.
points!
nevermind
No Steelers safety? Someone call OSHA!
Quick, since OSHA is on the DOGE chopping block.
oop didnt see, Was reading a article this week about Boring company and vegas and how they agreed to just fine them instead or reviews. And of course any fine for 1500 for dumping shit in drains or blocking high ways for hours gets overturned for being too onerous on their business.
have one week left to call OSHA
oh fuck you, hyundai
-Rodney King 1991
Reading Bill Parcells’ dream journal again?
I think the guy doing the Patrick voices had money on the game. His one liners get dark and vicious towards the end.
https://youtu.be/TcHIfPERX0s?si=TTYUynE6Z2S4KgDp
The at least managed to get a decent pic of Jim Harbaugh.
Dauber!
M-O-O-N spells “Patrick!”
That’s a deep cut!
THIS RAVENS O-LINE, I CALL THESE GUYS SUMMERS EVE BECAUSE THEY’VE KEPT T.WATT NEUTRALIZED
Ew
We know its you, Brick. No need for a mask.
This is me:
More dashing than I had anticipated.
Great eyes Brick!
I think the Ravens Defense will have to do warmups again since they haven’t had to do hardly anything since kickoff.
I didn’t realize the tariffs on steel had already kicked in
Nippon Steel would never!
Lamar at least leaving to locker room to take a shit, while the Steelers are just doing it on the field
Taking a page from the Bears playbook?
at least it got the bears a top 10 pick
which is impossible to get if tomlin is your coach
tomlin is the new age jeff fisher, but instead of 7-9 it is about 9-8 and one and done in january
the Bears have a playbook? sure it is not just screenshots of plays from old Madden games?
Ooof.
Lamar sneaking off to crap before the half? Game over
And we’re done here.
Wait…are the Ravens allowed to that? It has to be a penalty to have a QB able to dance around like that.
Steelers are lost in the sauce up in this bitch.
And LAMAR! just snuck off to get a jumpstart on his halftime pooping.