Jayden Daniels has that “Wiser than his years” look that Mahomes had back in the day but methinks they’re simply overmatched here vs a team of destiny. Let’s take a look.
To The Game!
Commies/Lions:
-I think that Washington needs to get to 40 points to have a chance here but they’ll fall a bit short.
-Prediction: On Detroit’s opening drive they’re going to shove the running game down the Commies throat and there’s nothing the latter will be able to do about it because they are middling vs the run.
-Another thing that Washington needs to do is keep their punter off the field. The good news? They’ve done this three times this year.
-Although Gibbs could have driven this team all the way through the playoffs, the addition of Montgomery makes the Lions’ offense all that more powerful.
-These two teams are the only ones in the league that have scored points on more than 50% of their drives this year.
-For you few Washington fans-not too bad for a re-tooling year, huh?
-This Might Come in Handy: Daniels and Co. have converted nearly 90% of their 4th down chances. Take that, Campbell!
-Random Symmetrical Stats Alert: The Lions led the league in yards after the catch and the Commies were the very best at allowing the least of same.
-The O/U of 55.5 is the highest set since the Bucs/Chiefs Super Bowl.
Gimme some of those sweet, sweet comments.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgwihMqSTfY
A good friend of mine recently underwent radiation therapy for prostate cancer. At some point during the treatment things down there got so swollen that he had to get a catheter. This was about three months ago. That stuff that I was complaining about, he was getting in spades (except for my first night – I can top him on that). He was ready to do anything to get that catheter removed – TURP, roto-rooter, whatever. But the doctor told him to hang tight, and since his wife was a nurse she could remove the catheter from time to time and see if the plumbing is working again. Today she removed the catheter, and things are flowing.
We’ve know each other for getting close to fifty years now. I told him that I bet we never thought fate would turn us into urinary tract experts.
Since impotence can be a problem when , I sent him some pictures to hopefully wake things up down there.
*when things have problems down there. Proofread at 2 AM! Nonsense, I say!
https://youtu.be/O1CQgHeoe14?t=186
“Why are there people like Frank?”
otherwise the Cabinet would be empty
All condolences to LA, but I lost a hat tonight thanks to their shitty effort and defense.
As a sign of solidarity I won’t set up a GoFundMe for my replacement hat that’s 25% off at the team store. I’ll just use one of the spares I have lying around.
Are you from the future? I guess this means the Eagles win, but do they cover?
Although you’re probably talking about ice football. But you could still be from the future
They do not cover. The lost hat is the allegory element here. The exposed bald spot is the other.
Son of bitch! The hat I threw is no longer available!
Ebay? Or stadium lost and found?
Hats tossed on the ice are long gone. Ebay has nothing.
It’s fine, I have two other hats. Just need to keep the one I got for being a first year season ticket holder.
Ugh, Snoop
MAGA WAS THE CASE THEY GAVE ME
Licking on gin and boots
Minor stretch with this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxDv_RTdLQo
Well one thing is for certain. After that clutch defensive performance, Woody Johnson is now gleefully drafting Aaron Glenn’s contract to be the new HC of the NYJ.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQciegmLPAo
I actually do feel kinda bad for Goff and Detroit, but also… WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
That kid?
That fucking kid?
He’s got something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQlByoPdG6c
NFC Wild Years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I9GqxDA4ac
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rpq35wyDi7I
One more:
oh come on they beat the chargers
Doing a thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4K7XZGeHTE
Obligatory
This could be a Stefon bit.
The Fuck Tomb has everything. Sad Lions fans. Drunk Kommentists. And is that Dan Snyder in the corner? No! It’s a child playing in his own feces.
I had to get the Snyder dig in there, but it deserves a COMMIE WAVING A BANDANA FROM HER HOO-HAH
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
a fuck tomb is where derek carr lost his virginity ppl forget that
It’s fitting that like TikTok, Commies will move on to future endeavors (Xiaohongshu)
https://www.reddit.com/r/NFCNorthMemeWar/comments/1i4qg1v/what_dan_campbell_really_meant_by_his_comment_to/
needs the Inside the NBA crew for gone fishing segments
Ouch
https://www.reddit.com/r/NFCNorthMemeWar/comments/1i4qewf/what_the_hell_just_happened/
J.O.B. Squad
Didn’t get a chance to enjoy this last night so I’m catchin’ up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9UmMP7FouE
Listen to Knopfler play every end of those chords.
Killing it.
I’m going to investigate this further.
Whoa. That’s not what I expected.
&ct=g
Dee says: “Go ahead, put my money in there!”
https://ibb.co/nkF8ck5
Gonna head on over to https://old.reddit.com/r/NFCNorthMemeWar/new/
Accurate.
Between this and the news of Fire Fighter + Pilot Combinations
Gronk talking about Kliff Kingsbury being good at grooming players doesn’t sound so bad because he never worked at Penn State.
For all the power in the NFC North this season, all three teams were one and done in the playoffs.
Technically, Chicago has a better record than them.
Confirmed my Skins loving brother in law cheatedon my sister Do I kill him now, or now?
Two days ago
You what? You were with us the whole time.
I can’t go to prison, well I could, but I have to kill him. Any ideas?
Nothing against the Commies but today’s results are very much in keeping with my expectations for 2025.
So this is what it’s like to be a fan of a team that wins playoff games. It’s nice!
Oh, wait. You really weren’t old enough for the post-Strike era.
/Falls on cane like a samurai
I wasn’t raised with football. The last time WAS was in the Owl I’m pretty sure I requested ‘Clarissa Explains it All’ because it was only on once a week and was rebuffed with the response that the Super Bowl is only once a year and then I went to my room and pouted.
Yeah funny how far a team can go unburdened by meddling ownership.
The game ended with a combined 1,002 yards. That’s insane.
Danny I just realized it’s almost midnight on the east coast
Is there anything to burn in Detroit if there’s a riot?
Whatever it is, chances are that Dan Gilbert owns it.
I think there’s still a few piles of rubble left.
I presume Hippo has already typed up an Ode to Baby Buster’s Return.
WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
BANDANA HOO-HAH CLUBHOUSE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
https://giphy.com/gifs/sloth-the-goonies-136V8raQQogOfm
Oops
There it is! Game-sealing INT!
Called it.
CHECK. MATE.
Turn your head and Goff one last time.
Good fantasy name.
Glad I never had the chance to use it
August is just around the corner
“Just” an onside kick and a hail mary
Announcer: “We secretly replaced the Detroit Lions with the Detroit Lions. Let’s see if anyone notices…”
I love that Brady’s like “gotta leave some time for the onside kick and Hail Mary” as if Goff won’t fuck this up well before then.
tbf, the other coach is quinn, brady knows this well
THIS GUY BFC I CALL HIM BABE RUTH BECAUSE HE CALLED HIS SHOT!
you assholes broke the heart of kendra lust
surprised we found something left to break on her
A Buffalo Bills-Washington Red(static)s Super Bowl rematch would be nice.
I was thinking the same thing.
Which is why we’ll probably get KC-LA
Don’t you mean KC/Zebras vs. LA?
shutupshutupshutup
Shut. Up. Brady.
YES! PARLAY IS STILL ALIVE!
Oh, sorry Lions fans. Better luck next year.
The funny thing is that I would have gone for it there
Same
This loss is so bad Barry Sanders is going to retire again.