A.J. Brown the egghead was not on anyone’s bingo card. (who plays bingo anymore anyway?) The Eagles look poised to run away with this but the same was said about the Lions not 24 hours ago.
To The Game!
Rams/Eagles:
-Los Angeles ranks 22nd vs the run and part of that ranking is due in part to Saquon chewing them up and spitting them out for 255 yards rushing last time around.
-Philly is an astounding 13-1 in their last fourteen tilts.
-Still, in a big game, would you rather have a McVay or Sirriani at the helm?
-Where the hell has Kupp been? He’s had but 5 grabs in his last four games. Yes, Nacua has taken over the #1 wr spot but the offense needs Cooper to get over the hump.
-One thing to note-Stafford tends to get sacked vs Fangio defenses and he is a bit immobile back there vs the younger qb’s in this league nowadays.
-Since their bye week the Eagles have the #1 defense in the league.
-That plus Saquon, Saquon, Saquon should add up to a W. Let’s not get cute with a game plan.
-Much like the Commies yesterday, the Rams are playing with free money so they can go out there and play loose and relaxed. I fear that if Philly get into a tight spot they might seize up.
We’ve got some soccer, college ball and even a Senators game (only 10 points out of 1st place! [faints]) to get us to the afternoon. Me? I’ll be watching the Traci Lords police detective epic, “Intent to Kill” (co-starring Yaphet Kotto as her hard-nosed boss!) as one should on Sunday morning.
YAAASSSSSSSSSS
Did someone order a SUDDEN CHANGE?
Hurting Hurts or Healthy Pickett? Tough call.
it is not hard to hand the ball off to barkley
it is if your coach is sirianni
Ball is getting slick. Direct snap to Barkley and put in another TE as another FB.
Seriously, I’d direct snap to Barkey. Play 6 OL.
Safety Free Kick is still the Modified Kickoff Rules?
yeah that seemed odd
They’d have to punt it 60-yards to avoid the penalty.
Does Hurts have bonitits , maybe
remember when the ravens were fucking the dog and losing those leads earlier in the year? when they forgot they had a hall of fame rb like henry to hand the ball off too?
nick sirianni has caught the same virus
Fuuuuuck
I warned Horatio about buying the wee one a 2nd cotton candy…
Olivia says the same thing about Eli.
We can dance…
And SING!!!!!!
SAFETY ICE DANCE
SAFETY DANCE IN THE SNOW
you are not fooling anyone nfl
the blue tent is the good drugs tent
(but not quite as good drugs as “nhl locker room” drugs)
Uncle Jack’s tiny hands in these conditions….
Here’s my criticism and hard hitting analysis of the Iggles.
Saquon isn’t getting nearly enough touches.
hurts getting hurt will solve this!
Awkward on the knee, that’ll hurt in a couple days but should be fine with the cold and the drugs
After visit to blue tent – What knee?
I got my yearly wellness bloodwork on Friday and the phlebotomist really just jammed the needle in there. Now I’ve got a big ol’ tender bruise inside my right elbow.
I lucked out and December’s lady believed my “difficult stick” history and went straight to “back of the hand”
Now a true neutral, except when the Chefs play. Everybody else still playing is “fine, I guess.” Feel like an honoUrary Flacco.
Appropriate since Flacco was the only other rookie QB to beat a 1 seed
I’ll add Buffalo on the exceptions list. Fuck Buffalo
Yeah, damn those incredibly successful Bills that win all the championships and get all calls from the refs on a regular basis!
Jim Kelly’s jaw drops
The NFC North memes are still rolling
The truly shameful aspect of me slumber? I woke up and took a piss at 4p. Slept another 30-ish minutes before Kruger summoned my front door opening skilz
This seems like a fine time for a Saquon TD
This is not starting well.
placement kick, followed by endless punting. FOUR OTs minimum
Kupp is a Wazzu guy. This be COUGS WEATHER
But always has the innate ability to COUG it late.
yeah that dichotomy did cross Hippo’s mind
It’s snowing a hell of a lot harder in D.C. right now.
The morning rain washed away almost all the previous snow. All of this accumulation is in the last hour.
https://ibb.co/jvZKWyV
I slept until Q3 kicked off. I regret nothing, yet also everything.
You missed the 10 minutes od the game with offense!
The 50’s had way to much of that woke, DEI training crap.
https://youtu.be/PYnvWQXxShY?si=aEuyHqku9nt-Lk45
eager to find out what YouTube rabbit hole THIS took you down…
You mean Brier Rabbit hole!
I’m getting a lot of recommendations from the YouTube algorithm for amateur documentaries on Rhodesia.
Light Dusting Snow Game!
How did this one get missed last night (even if it’s half irrelevant now)?
https://twitter.com/fitzymopena/status/1880823895777030398?s=12
I am so glad that Tik Tok and most of social media was after my time as a young person. I had a hard enough time getting laid as it was without the additional layer of complication that shit must add.
Dude, the competition must be easy a shit if you just go outside and not spend 14 hours a day on social media.
Half time, I’m gonna try to make this dish I saw on this Egyptian cooking show.
https://youtu.be/WlKPK6HDnjQ?si=a2_D6qB6R0-re7py
Wait. I want to know more about his time in Iraq.
Apparently it was great. Plenty of food, you could beat a Shiite to death for looking at you wrong, and Saddam was a great tipper.
This is what Bush took from us.
Brest milk bread sounds delicious. Must try the difference of milk from a Sunni and Shia women.
Josh Hart of the Knicks is interested in this breast milk break you speak of.
Bring on the snow!
Everything is hard in Philly but not in a good way.*
*evergreen comment
needs to read a different book after that
Inner Bobble?
Rams D playing as though Donald is still there.
If a player were to, say, wander away from the huddle during a TV time out and write “PENIS CHRIST” or something in the snow on the field with the toe of his cleat, what kind of fine would he be looking at? Seven figures?
Potatoes are out. Tri-tip is in. Veggies air fry while the meat rests in 40 minutes.
Letting the meat rest for at least 40 minutes is the key to making a successful porno, ppl forget that, smh.
Letting the Rams get close?-every Eagles fan nightmare and every Scottish man’s dream.
Raises both hands.
Fatthew wondering if he can make snow cones while he’s on the sideline.
Made popcorn underrated snack IMO.
“Popcorn?” Never heard of it.
Feel old timey doing it in a pan.
We tossed the air popper years ago. Pan popped with some of that Orville Redenbacker oil is the answer to the test.
It’s “wintery mix” aka icy slush snow
Classic mid-Atlantic snow, sucks to drive in
Let it sleet, let it sleet, let it sleet!
Malisa just reported it’s nawt… fluffy snow…
Great insight, can only imagine how much she gets paid for giving us those nuggets where we would have no idea otherwise.
For the vision impaired, so they understand conditions properly.
White Death!
barkley scoring THE MOMENT the big snowflakes start falling is a really, really bad sign for the team from los angeles that plays basically in a dome
robinson is like hell naw, it aint. ball is mine.
SopFi is open-air. Smoke, snow, earthquakes, and bees can get right inside there.
And I see some big squishy lookin snowflakes!
-big squishy lookin snowflakes aka MAGA rally
Parlay progress!
Same here.
Saquon is inhuman.
escaped NFL Shawshank no turning back
JUST as the snow is properly falling, too
Go birds.
That’s like 17 flags if it’s Mahomes
“Six Flags is good enough for me!”
-Eli
add on an extra 15 for a helmet to helmet to helmet collision
his own dude prob got the worst of it with the power of two helmets hitting him
I think I just needed that half-hour long update.
BTW, there are other streams but I think they all have the same source. So I’ve heard.