Happy Friday friends. I’m back using the supposedly terrible Ardbeg Wee Beastie this week. Again, this isn’t the worst whisky I’ve ever had, but I don’t know if it would be high on the ordering list if I was out at a bar. Still not making a promised painkiller, though I do want to make that one soon. Instead, I’m turning to another one I’ve had buried on a list for a long time: The Bobby Burns.
It’s been so far down on the list for a couple reasons First, is that despite my enjoyment of single malt Scotches, I don’t usually have them on hand. An issue I should begin to rectify immediately. The second is, that if I do have it on hand, I tend to just drink it on it’s own, maybe with a rock or two in it, and using it in a cocktail is the furthest thing from my mind. However, the Wee Beastie seems to be the perfect whisky to cocktail with, and with Bobby Burns day coming up, why not make the drink that bears his name right?
Bobby Burns
1/2 Italian Vermouth
1/2 Scotch Whisky
3 Dashes Benadictine
Shake well and strain into a cocktail glass. Squeeze lemon peel on top
Strong whisky aromas on the nose. The peat definitely comes through, but it isn’t as overpowering as drinking the whisky neat, or with a couple drops of water. You definitely know what you’re getting into here, especially if, like me, you use an Islay or peated Scotch.
Wow, the flavor is not at all what I was expecting. The Benedictine and the sweet vermouth form an interesting flavor profile that elbows it’s way to the front of the palate when you take a sip. That combination seems to completely erase most of the whisky flavors, save for the peat smoke that still manages to come through, no surprise there given the peat is it’s calling card. I think the type of benedictine used may play a stronger part here. (Quick side note here: the unscientific unit of measurement a “dash” from a bottle that is wide open at the top is quite problematic, I covered the opening with my thumb and let some drip in to what I eyeballed as close to a dash of bitters as I could). I didn’t use “true” Benedictine, I used B&B, which is made by a well known Benedictine producer, Dom. However they add some brandy in this version, hence the second ‘B’. So B&B is a bit drier than what I think is used in a normal version, but I kind of don’t hate it. I think the added brandy helps reign in the whisky, only leaving the peat leftover.
The finish is really where the peat stands out. Once the sip is done, the other flavors wash away, leaving a distinct peat aftertaste, which does dissipate fairly quickly, but could be off putting if peat isn’t your thing. Then again, if peat isn’t your thing, why are you using an Islay whisky for this? Even for me, who likes Islay whiskies, I kind of find it to be a bit much. I think it’s because the other associated flavors of the whisky are overpowered, and I don’t get a signature whisky flavor to go along with the peat. Don’t get me wrong, I like this iteration of this drink, but I’m glad the peat doesn’t stick around too much when I’m finished.
(Banner image courtesy Matthew Tetrault Photography)
Shedeur Sanders is visiting the Titans complex. Facetimed with Deion there even. See? This is what marihuana is for.
Letting your son play for the Titans. Where is Child Protective Services?!
Mark Davis is the ultimate John. Paying millions for a 77 year old named Carol.
Dude is a freak like no other.
I’m getting roughed up at the nail salon. It’s my own fault for waiting until I grew hooves.
Shit, Bobby Burns Day is tomorrow! I would have forgotten!
Haggis, Black Pudding, Potato scones purchased.
I am going to have zero consistency in my reaction to the Liam Coen stuff. It’s awesome that he got himself a big fat paycheck, it’s funny that he tried to use his sick kid as a shield from scrutiny/criticism, and it’s going to be fun to dunk on him repeatedly as a snake who learned everything he knows about relationships from the movie Wall Street.
From my CEO: “I want to try something new this year leveraging two best practices from two great entrepreneurs and CEOs that lead the most valuable companies in the world – Elon Musk and Jensen Huang.” Oookay,
Actually, he wants to try this cutting-edge management technique: the weekly status report. Been there, done that, nobody reads them.
I inserted dirty limericks into my weekly summary reports. I received a complement in my yearly review on my detailed and technical reports.
I’d try that, but I bet AI would catch me.
Way back when, we had to do weekly status reports. One of my coworkers would just have one line status reports. “Worked on x.” He got bitched at by his manager, so he’d write these 10,000 word status reports describing everything he touched that week, and exactly what he did. Malicious Compliance for the win.
I had a friend who wrote “Pete( the teacher) is on hard drugs” in a paper in high school. He got an A.
“Still not making a promised painkiller”
wish we could have GIF in the banner
Why, thank you, GTD! That’s very kind of you to say.
You can try. Just post the error message where you banner is and we’ll know what it means.
Interesting, I’m also in the camp that doesn’t usually mix my Scotch, but this does sound intriguing
Penicillins are spectacular, and a Rob Roy isn’t terrible either, but I too rarely make mixed drinks with scotch.
“Penicillin causes autism!!!”
RFK, Jr., at his confirmation hearing, probably
I can’t wait until the “Appeal to Heaven” crowd labels him as a heretic for some reason and we get to celebrate the real Bobby Burns day.
“Forget Carroll! He wasn’t Texan enough! I’ll be the Head Coach! I’m crazy!” – Jerry Jones
(please forgive my midwestern accent and middle school vocabulary)
Served with a guy named Bob Burns. He was in a drinking and general nightly mayhem group I ran with over here as a very young lower enlisted man. Sadly he passed away several years ago. But we certainly had a good time staying one step ahead of the MPs and Carabinieri.
THESE GUYS THE RAIDERS I CALL THEM A SHADY TIRE SHOP BECAUSE THEY KEEP INSTALLING RETREADS.
Russell Wilson reunion status: Inevitable
This retooling of That’s My Raiders! is going to be a big adjustment for audiences.
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Someone needs to update this image from Smug to Pirate.
Can the dry heat in Vegas melt steel beams?
I asked Gemini, she doesn’t know. Stupid useless AI
I think this is a good hire. Most of my friends are Raiders fans, going to ask what they think.
“What a coincidence, most of my friends were Raiders fans too!” – St. Valentine
(after further research Saint Maximilian Kolbe might have been a better selection)
After this week tonight feels like a night to tie one on, (i.e., have 4 beers, because hangovers at 55 are simply not worth it), but I have a poker tournament and 40 minute late (hopefully) night/early morning drive, so it sounds like getting crazy might be having two cans of Coke before switching to water so as to still be able to get a good night’s sleep.
I enjoy aging.
I will stay home tonight and have possibly 3 beers.
Aging is great.
Tomorrow night I have tickets to see Los Lobos, but I also have a cold so (shrug emoji)
los lobos is spanish for “the lobos” ppl forget that
I had two rum cocktails last night and am paying a mild price for it today.
Oh it gets better!
I haven’t had anything to drink since this whole prostate thing got started. Doctors said early on, “Don’t drink,” but if I heard the nurse (the homely old guy nurse, not the pretty girl nurse) correctly when they took that catheter off, he said, “Aside from these restrictions, do what you normally would do.” Restrictions were, “Don’t lift anything heavy,” which is right in my lazy-ass wheelhouse.
HI I’M MARK DAVIS
I JUST HIRED THE ONLY GUY CRAZIER THAN ME TO COACH MY FOOTBALL TEAM
I LIKE HAVING FUN AND JUST AIMLESSLY MILLING ABOUT
MY TODAY GIRLFRIEND TOLD ME TO HIRE HIM!!
I LIKE MY TODAY GIRLFRIEND SO MUCH, SHE MIGHT BE MY TOMORROW GIRLFRIEND TOMORROW, BUT PROBABLY NOT MY SUNDAY GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE I DON’T THINK SHE GOES TO CHURCH!!
I LIKE TO GO TO CHURCH, BECAUSE AT THE END I GET TO SHAKE HANDS WITH THE GUY WITH THE COLLAR WHO TALKS A LOT AND SAY ‘HI I’M MARK DAVIS’ AND I REALLY LIKE DOING THAT!!