Let’s not waste any time on an ill-thought-out preamble.
To The Game!
Eagles/Chiefs:
-Spags Alert!: The Chiefs have allowed but one 100 yard rusher this year. The bad news for Saquon? It was a QB by the name of Lamar! and it was waaay back in week one.
-Here’s some more bad news for Philly-Mahomes is 8-0 vs Fangio defenses. However, this is the first time in his playoff career that he’s playing against a #1 ranked unit.
-Though Hurts went for 246 two weeks ago, in the other two games he threw for less than 146 yards.
-Much has been made of K.C. having won 17 straight one score games but the Eagles have been tested and their record this year in those games is 9-2.
-Jake Elliot being 1 of 8 from 50+ yards is going to affect Sirianni’s decision-making. Will Philly fans be cognizant of this should a choice fizzle? You know the answer.
-During these playoffs the Eagles D has forced 10 turnovers and they have not turned the ball over yet. As a matter of fact, Hurts hasn’t thrown an INT since November 10th.
-Sirianni is the only coach to reach the playoffs and go to two Super Bowls in his first four years. (I thought Seifert might have done so but he missed the playoffs in his third year with a 10-6 record and won his 2nd Super Bowl in his fifth year. Btw, does anyone remember him coaching Carolina?)
-As you may have guessed, Patty’s QBR is 10 points higher in the postseason.
-Potential wide receiver surprises today? I’ll take D-Hop, who has only one catch so far. He’s a proven guy and Reid has a habit of going to an unlikely source at an important time. On the other side Devonta Smith will not attract much attention-he could erupt.
-Reid is 33-7 with two weeks to prepare for a game.
-Though the best part of his game is scrambles and designed runs, Hurts led all QB’s in completion percentage over expectation this season. (+7%)
-Should they win, the Chiefs +59 point differential (to this point in the season) would be the 4th-lowest of any Super Bowl victor. It pains me to say it but should that happen, it would be Andy’s (and Spags!) best coaching job ever.
Get in here and do your thing. And you folks we haven’t seen in some time, please do drop by and say hello. We’d love to see you!
/ distant whistling grows
Nick Siarianni joins the coaching pantheon of lumanaries like Barry Switzer, Doug Peterson, and Mike McCarthy.
he’ll be ran out of town in 2 years.
Less
Oh, I guess Jesus is the MVP according to Siriani.
And Jalen.
“That’s stupid – Jesus isn’t black.”
– MAGA
Time to get the horse cops ready.
Thanks for leaking our defence plans.
Someone let Philadelphians know that it’s a bad idea to try and punch police horses. Really, any horse, but with police horses it is also felony assaulting an officer
Worst Super Bowl in years.
Should have been the Bills winning tonight.
Wrong coaching tree.
Most entertaining bad Super Bowl ever tho
Is this because of the Eagles defense or did the Chiefs just choke?
Eagles defense. They’ve gotten better the last month.
Thirty point play!
Oh crap, somehow this isn’t over.
My Eagles fan friend made one of these in 2018 and just finished the second one.
https://i.postimg.cc/bvcj4CG0/IMG-20250209-175112.avif
So does this mean the entire AFC is a bunch of clownfrauds?
I take offense for that accurate statement!
Happy birthday Saquon. Here’s a ring.
This game is what it would be like if mahomes was drafted by the bears. ….
Except it wouldn’t be in the super bowl
Banner?
And like 10 more sacks
If the point of advertising is making you want their product.
It worked.
I want pizza rolls.
Can’t believe that company is wasting all that money on a Super Bowl ad trying to make Fetch happen
Even Barry Switzer won a Super Bowl. Sirianni is not some genius.
To be fair, Switzer won with someone else’s team.
To be fair!
To be fair!
And with the garbage touchdown, my instructor hits her $250 parlay.
“Kenny Pickett, Super Bowl champion” is the strangest one of those since David Carr backed up Eli.
Kenny Pickett is in a Super Bowl. We’ve reached the end times.
I am.so happy
Too bad we didn’t do an Owl bet also!
Although I’ve been running really well at Gamblor recently so I’m getting suspicious, might be hit by a bus real soon if we had
Oh Christ, Uncle Jack gets a ring.
Hurts benched!
How will this effect the Leafs playoff chances?
Lead TSN story tonight
Buuuuuurn
Turns out that just ekeing out victories off of lucky breaks eventually doesn’t work, thank you probability!
17-1. Patrtiots-esque.
I love you all. This is superb.
Such a great Owl
I’ve enjoyed this more than most Owls where I actually had visuals on the game!
Remember to hydrate
I wish that had stood and then have the Eagles go for two. Because “Finish Them!”
How many Chiefs stay on the field for the presentations?
BLEEEERGH!!!!!
That’s what am saying!
I loved that commercial solely for burning Affleck.
Let’s get a scorigami out of this.
It’s just getting awful now.
Ngl, as someone who never jumped on the anti chiefs bandwagon, this is kinda depressing. So many bad faith actors are gonna get their jollies off bad mouthing the chiefs.
Idk, we hated the cowboys because they were a bunch of commercials, we hated the patriots because they were a bunch of cheaters.
It’s just not the same to me
The Cowboys weren’t a dynasty, but there’s plenty of reasons to hate them nonetheless. Between the Pats and the Chiefs we’ve been in a dynasty era for the last 25 years and that blows. Let us get at least a few years of parity without having to watch the same team win all the damn time.
Andy Reid coahes his teams at the expenses of everything else, including his family and basic human decency, and for that reason alone watching the Chiefs go down like the Hindenberg in New Jersey brings joy to the small piece of coal I laughingly call a heart.
Woof.
Who on the Iggles D should get the MVP?
Gotta be John Sweat, right?
The big one
Gonna be Hurts but it should be DeJean.
Biggest hit of the night were these fucking cookies.
Man, that shit is delicious.
I went with salted-caramel Rice Krispie treats. Somehow a way bigger hit at this party than any of the major barbecue cooks I’ve done the last ten years.
Again, I’ll post this in 2 weeks.
These are the best cookies EVER.
I just had lemon pound cake. It made up for those turrible beers.
Best type of pound cake!
Disagree.
https://youtu.be/1uF5xMhfp1c?si=yng0M3ylet-_9SvN
Way underrated song.
I believe that’s also what Kendrick accused Drake of doing.
I finished 3 of these gross ” beers.” No mas!
Facing a tough decision here. Do I put the food away now, knowing that I’ll just end up raiding the fridge later, or leave it out and continue to graze? Yeah, I just answered my own question
Graze as you put it away
I get yelled at for doing that. I’M JUST SCRAPING THE SPOONS SWEETIE.
It took two weeks for the Chiefs to turn into the 2013 Broncos.
Patrick Mahomes looks more like Patrick Mastreets tonight.
Brought to you by State Farm.
So who’s the MVP? Eagles DL is dominant, but can’t give it to four guys.
Well, Buddy Cole could, but…
Hurts is getting it.
So is Buddy, but that’s an entirely different story.
Objectively funny.
Bring in the backups!
Hands to Kermit’s face
SUDDEN INCONSEQUENTIAL CHANGE!
Smashy smashy
Harrison Ford trying to steal Sam Eliot’s job.
He didn’t serve, so he can’t be a member of USAA.
What the hell do you mean, Ford didn’t serve? He burnt more plants in the 60s than Elliott did.
Hopefully he doesn’t start doing commercials with gronk
Harrison Ford’s voice has not aged well. Of course he’s also making me gag with this commercial about freedom and life… that’s about a fucking Jeep.
You’re welcome, America.
I hope that Gatorade bath ends up blinding Sirianni.
Note they’re not showing any clips or orangey mcorangeface?
That’s because his geriatric ass is asleep!
Just got back and turned on the game? WTF?
18 months of karma caught up with the Chefs real quick.