Request Line: Extended Versions

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY

Once again, all the lights are off in the studio, and it’s completely silent.  The studio lights come on…

…and in the hallway that leads to the studio a series of frantic footsteps can be heard. 

— [DOOR FLIES OPEN] —

HUNTER RENFROW: [tossing his bike helmet and backpack onto the couch and making his way directly over to the soundboard] I’m here, I’m here!

DJ 3000′: OH MAN YOU ARE REALLY PUSHING IT THIS TIME.

HUNTER RENFROW: I thought you changed my clocks so that I’d have an extra five minutes!

DJ 3000′: YEAH BUT THEN I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT SO I FIGURED IT WOULDN’T WORK ANYMORE.

HUNTER RENFROW: So you changed them back?

DJ 3000′: I MEAN SORT OF, ALL I DID WAS REMOVE THE PATCH THAT SET THEM FIVE MINUTES BACK AND THEY CORRECTED THEMSELVES THE NEXT TIME THEY CONTACTED THE UPDATE SERVER.

HUNTER RENFROW: So I don’t have an extra five minutes?

DJ 3000′: NO, AT THIS POINT YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE AN EXTRA FIVE SECONDS. WE GO LIVE IN TEN…NINE…

HUNTER RENFROW: I need more time! Isn’t there something you can do?

DJ 3000′: SORRY, BUT I ALREADY LEARNED MY LESSON ABOUT MESSING AROUND WITH THAT STUFF.

HUNTER RENFROW: [flails around frantically]

DJ 3000′: …FIVE…FOUR…

HUNTER RENFROW: [in one single exhalation] Okaylet’sdoextendedversionsI’llgetusstartedwiththeextendedversionofDancingwithMyselfbyBillyIdolgoaheadandgiveitaspinDJ3000’andohyeahwelcometoRequestLine!

Today’s theme is “Extended Versions”.  We’re looking for extended versions of your favorite songs (or originals that would have been too long for radio play).  Please post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?tW0_p0!nT5 and they should embed in the comments after you refresh.  Last week’s puzzle answer of “Tangent” by Beth Orton was ably solved by BeefRiverLives.  Off we go! 

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BeefReeferLives

Whelp, that’s about it for me. Thanks, as always, for all the fun RTD!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ehd3k8tvA4

scotchnaut

I loved this tune when it first came out because it was so weird and catchy. And then Shrek happened and it got a second life and it was no longer mine.

scotchnaut

I can’t tell you the number of partners I danced with to this tune.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PytdM04z2bQ&ab_channel=TonyMendes

scotchnaut

I feel the need to tell all of you that the hero of Crypt of Dark Secrets (filmed in 1976) is wearing a jean jacket (no shirt underneath) with the collar turned up.

BeefReeferLives

With kind regards to GG…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAdRCUsqg-U

King Hippo
scotchnaut

One of those tunes that has no repeating chorus. Brilliant stuff.

BeefReeferLives

Studio version doesn’t have the intro, which is a goddamn shame. Adds so much more to the song…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsQ0sgFpVQQ

SonOfSpam

Quick note: Thanks to RTD and all the Kontent Miners for distracting us from the fact that the USA is now part of the Axis of Evil.

Slava etc.

scotchnaut

I’ve been watching bad movies all day to distract myself.

SonOfSpam

Good football news, Rams and Stafford worked out a deal for this season, and Rams also extended starting LT Alaric Jackson for 3 years.

Let’s pretend that’s all that’s happening!

Gumbygirl

That’s a relief. Things are bad enough without Quaron making me hate my side bitch.

King Hippo

All I can hang onto is the hope/belief that one day, JD Asslicking Vance will stand before the Almighty…and receive a big surprise.

Horatio Cornblower

Cornblower sources in Vermont report that the couchfucker is still expected to be skiing at Sugarbush this weekend so, as hardcore mountain climbers often say, let’s hope “the mountain decides” this one.

scotchnaut

Let’s hope that Blues Traveler were prophets.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4OTDztS_iA&ab_channel=BluesTravelerVEVO

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blaxabbath

I don’t understand how this brokering doesn’t include parading Putin out to talk.

Trump wants to be the DNC while Russia is straight GOP Cult Indoctrination.

DJ TAJ

Makes we want to dance in soiled underwear, so naughty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7aA0IRDm60

ThePirateSloth

https://youtu.be/KwIe_sjKeAY?si=mZp6eC4gVOSU2u5W

BIG PIRATE NEWS: We are gonna be homeowners! The house we’ve put an offer on has passed inspection with no major red flags on a house built in 1937. There is nothing in the way between now and our projected closing date.

The house is in Salem and is within walking distance of the Oregon State Fair grounds. As such, there’s absolutely gonna be an “End of Summer, Get Drunk At The State Fair, Housewarming, Get Drunk With TPS While He Grills You Food” Party in late Aug.

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BeefReeferLives

Woohoo!! Congrats, TPS!! (& welcome to the fun-filled world of debt!)

SonOfSpam

Congrats!

BeefReeferLives

Includes the extra verse cut out for the album (but on the cowboy junkies version)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHxLawJONeQ

BeefReeferLives

Indeed. There’s a lot of fun stuff out there…

BeefReeferLives

Make it a double, barkeep!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGZG-ByYqJc

yeah right
LemonJello

“12 inch version!?!”

**swoons onto her fainting couch**

-D. Favre, Hattiesburg MS

DJ TAJ

I know, I know. I HATE the Doors, but it’s a guess at the puzzle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G2-FPlvY58

Horatio Cornblower

An extended version of anything by The Doors would get me to talk faster than anything the CIA could cook up at Guantanamo.

BeefReeferLives

DFO specific, eh? Puzzle song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mm7c7vGCGU

BeefReeferLives

Woo!

BeefReeferLives

Starts with some sweet Dust Brothers cuts:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxk9l9U3P9A

BugEyedBoo
SonOfSpam

I hope this is the puzzle, but if not, here’s seven minutes of Kurtis Blow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuTg-UkANSk&pp=ygUbYmFza2V0YmFsbCBleHRlbmRlZCB2ZXJzaW9u

SonOfSpam
yeah right

What a great fucking tune.

Gumbygirl

+1 parthenogenesis!

BeefReeferLives
yeah right
DJ TAJ

Dude, now I want to drop some acid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osN-dGs2d2A

BeefReeferLives

Longest Dark Star recorded, I believe…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2ncxBxEAdY

yeah right
BeefReeferLives

About as extended as it gets.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUYim8VO2SY

BeefReeferLives

/Deanna Favre joke here

BeefReeferLives
BeefReeferLives

Glad, actually. That would’ve been too easy.