
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY
Once again, all the lights are off in the studio, and it’s completely silent. The studio lights come on…
…and in the hallway that leads to the studio a series of frantic footsteps can be heard.
— [DOOR FLIES OPEN] —
HUNTER RENFROW: [tossing his bike helmet and backpack onto the couch and making his way directly over to the soundboard] I’m here, I’m here!
DJ 3000′: OH MAN YOU ARE REALLY PUSHING IT THIS TIME.
HUNTER RENFROW: I thought you changed my clocks so that I’d have an extra five minutes!
DJ 3000′: YEAH BUT THEN I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT SO I FIGURED IT WOULDN’T WORK ANYMORE.
HUNTER RENFROW: So you changed them back?
DJ 3000′: I MEAN SORT OF, ALL I DID WAS REMOVE THE PATCH THAT SET THEM FIVE MINUTES BACK AND THEY CORRECTED THEMSELVES THE NEXT TIME THEY CONTACTED THE UPDATE SERVER.
HUNTER RENFROW: So I don’t have an extra five minutes?
DJ 3000′: NO, AT THIS POINT YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE AN EXTRA FIVE SECONDS. WE GO LIVE IN TEN…NINE…
HUNTER RENFROW: I need more time! Isn’t there something you can do?
DJ 3000′: SORRY, BUT I ALREADY LEARNED MY LESSON ABOUT MESSING AROUND WITH THAT STUFF.
HUNTER RENFROW: [flails around frantically]
DJ 3000′: …FIVE…FOUR…
HUNTER RENFROW: [in one single exhalation] Okaylet’sdoextendedversionsI’llgetusstartedwiththeextendedversionofDancingwithMyselfbyBillyIdolgoaheadandgiveitaspinDJ3000’andohyeahwelcometoRequestLine!
Today’s theme is “Extended Versions”. We’re looking for extended versions of your favorite songs (or originals that would have been too long for radio play). Please post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?tW0_p0!nT5 and they should embed in the comments after you refresh. Last week’s puzzle answer of “Tangent” by Beth Orton was ably solved by BeefRiverLives. Off we go!
Whelp, that’s about it for me. Thanks, as always, for all the fun RTD!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ehd3k8tvA4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8Z2U3e8rUo
I loved this tune when it first came out because it was so weird and catchy. And then Shrek happened and it got a second life and it was no longer mine.
I can’t tell you the number of partners I danced with to this tune.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PytdM04z2bQ&ab_channel=TonyMendes
If you had a porcelain teacup and a Korean vegetable bouillon coin that your mother-in-law left behind, which one would you say would dissolve faster in boiling water? I’d say the bouillon coin, wouldn’t you? You’d be wrong, though. It’s the teacup.
I feel the need to tell all of you that the hero of Crypt of Dark Secrets (filmed in 1976) is wearing a jean jacket (no shirt underneath) with the collar turned up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qqEB_2ZYiQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHomfAOd8G4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJtzkKWvuBw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBg3ml8G6yg
With kind regards to GG…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAdRCUsqg-U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgjqhGjUIb0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2lmg_7yo8I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8P6UgB_xOQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2736OSKERo
One of those tunes that has no repeating chorus. Brilliant stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ml414qVAxvA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPDKKfTT8_M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5m-D_WlXtk8
Studio version doesn’t have the intro, which is a goddamn shame. Adds so much more to the song…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsQ0sgFpVQQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KR2XxDR-nE
Quick note: Thanks to RTD and all the Kontent Miners for distracting us from the fact that the USA is now part of the Axis of Evil.
Slava etc.
I’ve been watching bad movies all day to distract myself.
Good football news, Rams and Stafford worked out a deal for this season, and Rams also extended starting LT Alaric Jackson for 3 years.
Let’s pretend that’s all that’s happening!
That’s a relief. Things are bad enough without Quaron making me hate my side bitch.
All I can hang onto is the hope/belief that one day, JD Asslicking Vance will stand before the Almighty…and receive a big surprise.
Cornblower sources in Vermont report that the couchfucker is still expected to be skiing at Sugarbush this weekend so, as hardcore mountain climbers often say, let’s hope “the mountain decides” this one.
JD Vance encountering some old friends from West Virginia (artist’s conception – but Keanu Reeves’ character’s journey is not *that* far divorced from the reality of JD Vance’s youth)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT5inJOCZgM&t=207
Let’s hope that Blues Traveler were prophets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4OTDztS_iA&ab_channel=BluesTravelerVEVO
Yeah, that news even penetrated my pretty well-insulated bubble. Trollocracy is a great form of government, this is going to work out great for us.
I don’t understand how this brokering doesn’t include parading Putin out to talk.
Trump wants to be the DNC while Russia is straight GOP Cult Indoctrination.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUYJfsC5LbI
Makes we want to dance in soiled underwear, so naughty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7aA0IRDm60
https://youtu.be/KwIe_sjKeAY?si=mZp6eC4gVOSU2u5W
BIG PIRATE NEWS: We are gonna be homeowners! The house we’ve put an offer on has passed inspection with no major red flags on a house built in 1937. There is nothing in the way between now and our projected closing date.
The house is in Salem and is within walking distance of the Oregon State Fair grounds. As such, there’s absolutely gonna be an “End of Summer, Get Drunk At The State Fair, Housewarming, Get Drunk With TPS While He Grills You Food” Party in late Aug.
Woohoo!! Congrats, TPS!! (& welcome to the fun-filled world of debt!)
Congrats!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eKA15PGadI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YB7qyn5MVs
Includes the extra verse cut out for the album (but on the cowboy junkies version)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHxLawJONeQ
This started out as an emergency topic (I’ve got another post written but didn’t have time to transcribe it and fill it out adequately to do it justice) but I’m starting to really love this edition.
Indeed. There’s a lot of fun stuff out there…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBuoex-aUhg
Make it a double, barkeep!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGZG-ByYqJc
THESE PET SHOP BOYS EXTENDED VERSIONS ARE FUCKING EPIC LET’S TRIPLE THIS UP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03BTFj29b4k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmYB8VejrC8
DOUBLE SHOT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLQ7xr_Urag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_ou2yWxXpw
Disco version!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJxOXzE5A8w
“12 inch version!?!”
**swoons onto her fainting couch**
-D. Favre, Hattiesburg MS
I know, I know. I HATE the Doors, but it’s a guess at the puzzle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G2-FPlvY58
An extended version of anything by The Doors would get me to talk faster than anything the CIA could cook up at Guantanamo.
DFO specific, eh? Puzzle song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mm7c7vGCGU
Swish!
Woo!
Starts with some sweet Dust Brothers cuts:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxk9l9U3P9A
Getting my prog rock on!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk3HBb0mh5Q
I hope this is the puzzle, but if not, here’s seven minutes of Kurtis Blow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuTg-UkANSk&pp=ygUbYmFza2V0YmFsbCBleHRlbmRlZCB2ZXJzaW9u
When “Miss You” is too short for the amount of cocaine you did
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko3YOmiSMeI&pp=ygUobWlzcyB5b3UgZXh0ZW5kZWQgdmVyc2lvbiByb2xsaW5nIHN0b25lcw%3D%3D
COCAINE-LACED DOUBLE SHOT!
(and incidentally the inspiration for the post)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bCdrDhUjPo
Sorry to scoop Taj and Yeah Right but HOLY SHIT I HAD NO IDEA THIS EXISTED FUCKING METAL GRAAAGGAHHHHHAHHHEHGHHGHGHH!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPG1Ajls2oM
What a great fucking tune.
+1 parthenogenesis!
Puzzle song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnh7x8aU26g
No. It’s a very DFO-specific reference, if that helps.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtEu_SKE1Gc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m95Iv8UfvhM
This goes right here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Exb5itX1UGU
Oh I see how this is gonna be…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksiQAfozFzo
Dude, now I want to drop some acid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osN-dGs2d2A
Longest Dark Star recorded, I believe…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2ncxBxEAdY
Nice. I think the longest one I’ve heard was 35 minutes or so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VN9zYVqjwas
I should have double-shotted this with the Shreikback song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jn5FcYBAdcE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy9h2q_dr9k
Well done.
https://youtu.be/cz2CAtExXgQ?si=5vUF6qVS4OD2IzKD
https://youtu.be/fy1iL01NjZo?si=NSUSid4qfFAUhOzK
https://youtu.be/oRkA7ZFoIgQ?si=S8f3d4gz5nrPoKDU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgyPRmD2Sa0
I actually owned this cassette when I was kid.
About as extended as it gets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUYim8VO2SY
/Deanna Favre joke here
Puzzle song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjqtEfn60uM
No dice.
Glad, actually. That would’ve been too easy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Bul0dJVfFQ