It became a wonderful week, when I read that Weaselo’s Dad is doing better. I hope everything continues going well and he makes a full recovery!
So, aside from good health news, what is there to talk about?
Current Events
This week, the conference championships for college basketball were held. Now, I have no idea who is good and who is bad, so that means I need to enter a pool so I can win it.
It’s Saint Patrick’s Day on Monday, so I’m hoping y’all took the day off. Three day weekend PLUS a day of drinking? Sign me up!
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Sports Update
The NCAA Tourney starts next week. Good luck on your vasectomies!
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Other Stuff Update
I’m playing in another golf tournament today that will be over by the time you read this. Hopefully, I did well.
Last week, I got some prize money for the finish in the team event over the weekend. I also played in a tournament on Wednesday that started out as a horrible idea because it was raining, but ended up okay after the first hole. The rain stopped, the sun came out, and it was a lot of fun.
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In this space, I will tell you what I’m drinking as I type this post. Today’s drink is: Metamucil. Daddy gotta poo!
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Your weekly Psych gif:
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Your weekly hot girl pic:
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Your weekly music video:
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One last thing:
Seriously, every time I see this, I start laughing. I will continue posting it every week until it gets old. Hat tip to Brocky:
It’s late, so I get to yell to the empty DFO Clubhouse:
WE HAVE KEYS TO OUR NEW HOUSE
It’s been 30 hours and I still don’t really believe I now own a home.
Congrats!
REALLY RUBBIN IT IN TO POOR TOMSULA
You don’t own it, DFO owns it now. Check your membership bylaws, and most of us will be moving in tomorrow. As per said bylaws, you’re responsible for food, drink, and entertainment for the next 48 hours.
Welp, dream of Anteater March Madness is over.
Unless actual anteaters go insane this month, which I’d totally watch.
Oh fuck yes. F1 is about to start and the track is wet (or damp or moist, whatever floats your boat) which means absolute chaos. Tune in at um, 19:00 DFO time, which is like a half hour from now.
I feel like that clock math is not quite right. But then I wasn’t in the military.
In my defense (military joke) I just woke up from a great nap. You’re right, it’s at 23:00 DFO time, which is less than a half hour away.
Watch here if you don’t have ESPN
https://the.streameast.app/stream/formula-1/formula-1-2025-australia-gp-live-stream
I clicked on the link and I got a pop-up for Russian Brides..so thanks I guess.
My pleasure.
Rookie just wrecked on the formation lap, so you still have time folks!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVjEms_TGY4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgauHFooA3E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KisMAY9H7Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yv7Ohp-eGVU
I feel like I was in a fight.
I had to have slept in some kind of bizarre pretzel position.
How we doing all?
Nothing like getting hurt by sleeping
It’s exhausting. I need a nap.
I took a bath in epsom salts and felt pretty lightheaded and queasy afterwards. I should stop taking baths.
[door flies open]
Life is good.
Can I get a Zot Zot?
That would be Rocking!
Best I can do is a Zsa Zsa:
ZOT ZOT MOTHERFUCKERS
(we are currently losing)
Or just one Zod.
Why yes. I did take Monday off.
Like a true and proper Irishman should.
Let’s drink things!
Like a proper Irishman would be employed
Confirmed.
I’m not going to take you all on a long road to a tasteless joke.
The gag is that they advertise the Women’s tournament in a way that reminds me of the way they advertise the paralympic games.
Ok that’s all.
That’s not tasteless at all.
I’m disappointed.