
Guten Tag, drones.
I just remembered about Monday and Mock Drafts and such while sitting in front of my computer in stunned silence as the UConn Hockey Team Made Up As Individuals Identifying As Male lost in OT of the NCAA play-offs, with a chance to go to their very first Frozen Four, (is there a cooler name in play-offs? I think not), in what was a thrilling and emotional game, if not one that I would say was high is technical proficiency.
The thing about college hockey is that, with few exceptions, most of the really good 18-22-year-old players are already playing at some level of professional hockey. NIL may start to change that at the bigger schools, but for now you have to sit through a lot of sloppy puck control, missed passes, squandered shot opportunities, and general not-goodness. That said, hockey is an insanely emotional game, and watching your alma mater go toe-to-toe with a much more established program, (after defeating a former NCAA champion in the first round), is still thrilling, until they lose in an OT they were dominating, in which case it’s a real kick in the nuts.
Which brings us to this week’s topic:
Devastating Losses.
Yep, this week we take those heart-breaking defeats suffered by your favorite teams. Please confine your picks to college and/or professional sports. No one wants to hear about your high school falling just short in the State quarter-finals, and really no one wants to hear about your high school girlfriend (who we wouldn’t know), because her barrel never came up after going over Niagara Falls.
With the first pick I will Dallas’s loss in The Catch Game.
A young Horatio Cornblower learned a lot that day in 1981, including that the Cowboys weren’t always going to win, that Danny White probably wasn’t the answer to “What do we do now that Roger Staubach is gone,” and how to hate the 49ers with the white hot fury of a thousand Suns.
Dwight Clark died at 61 from ALS. Even I do not hate Clark or the 49ers that much.
The rest of you are on the clock.
the tragic loss of Bud to Bud Light at Bud Bowl 3 left my dad in tears
https://youtu.be/Bz3_idEmVkg?t=392
Too soon!
(runs away crying)
6. Recency bias, but this one was definitely pretty awful. In the penultimate game of the season, with their playoff hopes on the line, Essendon gets beat by a score of 62 to 36. Oh wait, did I say sixty-two? Sorry, I meant ONE HUNDRED and sixty-two.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0FJmT-OMf0
Haha, B. Walsh!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb_eXyhlHaA
The 1999-2000 St. John’s Red Storm were fresh off an Elite Eight appearance and had a 2 seed. They get knocked off in the second round by a team nobody’s heard of called Gonzaga which would make an Elite Eight run of their own and would catapult to national prominence.
St. John’s would not make the tourney proper (First Four in 2019 doesn’t count) until this year, where they… were a 2 seed that got knocked out in the opening weekend, the only top 2 seed to not make not only the Sweet 16 but the Elite 8.
For the record, 1984 varietal Johnny Cakes (Flacco 8 against my Wolven Sort) also sticks in Hippo’s craw.
This year’s St. John’s ruined what would have been the first perfect chalk Elite 8 in history.
Pitino’s known for finishing earlier than expected.