Sexy Friday – 20250418

TGIF! We are just one (1) day away from the greatest annual playoffs. So fuel up those helicopters, tune up those motorcycles, and get your cocaine dealer on speed dial. It’s go time!

Survival – Personal Edition

We are squarely in spring season. That can only mean grilling for those of you that abstain during the colder days.  Let’s do a little reminder on the safety steps you should take.

  • Only grill on level ground. You don’t want your grill to tip over and start a fire while also wasting all your food.
  • Your grill should be at least 10 feet from any building, tree, fauna, or other flammable object.
  • (Not yeah right related, HOWEVAH) Do not grill on a balcony, terrace, roof, or other structure that can catch fire.
  • Wear appropriate clothing. Avoid everything loose, untucked, or strings. There’s no need to set yourself on fire. Also make sure you have a good set of mitts.
  • Do not use enclosed areas for grilling. Without proper ventilation you will asphyxiate yourself and not in the fun D. Carradine way.
  • Once your fire is started on the grill, never try to add starter fluid. You’re just going to make a useless flare up at best, but at worst that little flare up will climb up into that starter fluid bottle in your hand.
  • If you’re using natural gas or propane, be careful when you start the grill. Keep the lid open so the gas doesn’t amass and cause an explosion when lit.
  • With your gas grills always do at least an annual inspection for gas leaks. Combine equal parts dishwashing fluid and water, coat all the visible lines, then open the gas valves. If you find any bubbles, you need to repair that part of the line before grilling. Once repaired, repeat the test until there are no leaks as it’s possible fixing one leak will expose another leak.

Now that you’re ready to safely grill, search for yeah right’s grilling recipes and have yourself and excellent meal.

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Survival – Species Edition

Time to put the sexy in Friday!

Enjoy the weekend, folks! Alright, now let’s get to the comments!

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2Pack

I’d like to be grillin and chillin with lady number 5 this week. Grazie Mr Ayo.

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WCS

Uzbekistan’s finest!

Bogdanski

Hey 2Pack, I read one of your responses about waking up early as a kid the other day. Did you deliver the Sentinel? I was a Journal kid myself and only had the 4am call on Sundays but it was for those gigantic papers the Sentinel folks never had to deal with. I did sub for some Sentinel friends for a few days…, never more than three, and that was all i could take. Just another reason I could never have hacked it in the army/navy/space force

2Pack

Yes I was a Sentinel carrier. And you’re right Sunday morning was our break due to the Journal schedule. On Christmas and New Year they combined and we would do our routes and then sell as many extras as we could on a busy street corner. Good tips on those days. Used to tell my Journal friends that while the early wake up sucked, you would see wilder shit, and get away with wilder shit, in the early morning hours.

WCS

Didn’t have a third party reporting a burglary/home invasion for a friend who is with the caller about the friend’s ex-boyfriend inside the friend’s apartment while the caller and friend are at the caller’s residence across town on my Bingo card.

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SonOfSpam

Wait…the baby looked at you???

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blaxabbath

When I get to building my outdoor shower in Hawaii, it must look like the last pic.

SonOfSpam

You better start doing crunches then

blaxabbath

I do crunches.

My wife just hasn’t gotten rid of me yet.

2Pack

Next time I go camping, it must look like the fourth pic.

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King Hippo

Baseball is stupid. I had forgotten.

yeah right

This.

Is a very cool town.

One could see themselves living here if it wasn’t so FUCKING cold!

Toronto has been a good host!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

And since it’s yeahright, it becomes a chef’s toque.

/shows self out

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

No fires, earthquakes, or droughts, but it snows. Will take it

blaxabbath

Maybe you could go there instead of Portugal and be closer to your family.

And working walking distance of BirdMurderDome.

King Hippo

el Birdos have 3 baseball points, all scored the RIGHT way

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Walks?

Gumbygirl

Flaming Sex Toys is a great name for a band, or a fantasy football team. I love that there were two toys, one was a
” rubber vagina” and the other one wasn’t named. Any guesses?

ArmedandHammered

Heinz 57 for me.

King Hippo

Excellent shoulders this week, especially batting leadoff.

ballsofsteelandfury

Numéro cuatro this week. Yum!