As expected from all NFL journalists, DFO ground tape and concurs with the top analysts: this draft class underwhelms. Except Travis Hunter. There are so many astounding highlights of Hunter playing against kids. And, call me subjective, but Cameron Ward is a worthy #1 pick, franchise QB DNA through and through. It’s beyond argument; ask any teen Media Studies major who played against him. When does the Draft start anyway?
NFL NEWS
-The Texans and Browns hog the pre-Draft spotlight with a trifling trade:
-WR Tyler Lockett signs with the Titans
Sufficed to say, I’m clearing shelf space for the 2026 Lombardeee, right next to my bootleg TEN helmet I bought in Ciudad México.
SPORTS HAPPENINGS TONIGHT
All times Central
Stanley Cup Playoffs
Round 1
Vegas @ MinnesoUta (1-1) : 8:00
Winnipeg @ St. Louis (2-0) : 8:00
nba playoffs
Indiana @ Milwaukee (2-0) : 7:00
Lakers @ MinnesoUta (1-1) : 8:30
Top Flight Fútbol
Uf. All over this hemisphere.
Enjoy the first round. Man… I wanna go out tonight.
I don’t think Molly has interviewed anyone since the Bengals Serial Killer. I hope she ain’t quit!
Oh god, he wound up getting her, didn’t he?
I hate those cheap shot endings.
Is there a way for Greenbay to draft Rodgers again?
Oh how I wish I was still capable of feeling a little thing called “optimism”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nb83mQRyZ38
Always falls forward, really shines in the 2nd half. But he takes alot of hits.
IN Canadia we don’t get Kiper and gang. We get the college game day crew. Its great.
(with hopefully FREQUENT breaking Leafs alerts)
Because you guys haven’t paid the tariffs.
Maybe we wont get Collinsworth, or Romo this year because of it. Give me the British broadcast!
You’re missing out. Kiper is gonna shit himself on live TV if no one takes Sanders in the first round.
Over joyed White Girlfriend and annoyed black mother sighted! DRINK!
Actually not a horrid pick by the Junior Rams.
really enjoying Shedeurfreude on the set right now
Mel Kiper flailing on and on about Sanders is getting pretty damn funny.
He’s gonna Kubiak right on stage, it’s GLORIOUS
*saunters into the clubhouse with a Knicks bandana around my wing-wang*
Fuck Reggie.
*saunters into the clubhouse locker room to at least put a shirt on*
That was a great game.
Whichever of you palookas turned me on to Burnistoun, I sincerely owe you a debt of gratitude. That is one funny goddamn show. Thanks.
I believe that’s Litre
Yes sir!!! Fucking brilliant.
Someone is trading up for Sanders now. Watch the Philly Fucks or Chefs get nice trade package for the swap. Fuckers
Hell yeah. I’d take that
I feel like the Steelers once had another guy from Detroit, but I can’t quite remember his name.
If only the game announcers had talked about it a little more.
Hahahahahaha! I’m gonna go walk the dog.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYKupOsaJmk
lol RAMMMMIT gonna end up with Shadeur
BEEFY BOY
Hey Mel. Stop trying to make Shedeur happen.
That’s so fetch
Here we go. Steelers gonna make Deion cry no matter what happens here
I do like getting another premium corner, but this guy wasn’t on my radar at all. But he’s not that Hole assdick, so YAY!!
Dammit Denver, that’s another pick I was hoping might slip on down to RAMMMMIT.
with the 20th pick the Donks select the Distribution rights to Shannon’s sex tape
I would put both my eyes out with a spoon before I watched that.
you’re going to watch it counselor. You will see the defendant was engaged in consensual paid sex and has a giant dong.
“Sam’s unique cancer makes him unable to comb his hair”
I thought he was the team’s selection
Imagine blowing your Make-A-Wish on 12 seconds to announce a reach pick.
Really, he could have lasted 12 seconds with Riley Reid. Dummy
Time to boo the make a wish kid !
Oh, that’s where Lowratio disappeared to.
Nice of Hippo to buy him a jersey!
apparently “chains” are in this season
Chains are never out of season.
we agree
would like to see Pinhead “move the chains” at an NFL game someday, preferably in Dallas
You drafted. We came.
Rooting for Denver to take the UNC RB, just for the sheer chaos.
I am almost certain Fatty will do just that.
Hippo’s gonna love the UNC running back. Will overpay in the next Fantasy Lawyer League For Nerds. Can’t wait!
Headline tomorrow: Surprising Steelers Select Sanders!
Mike Mayock could never…
headline from Jan 2026: Still Suck Successive Seasons, Sack Staff
It’s always fun to re-live Quaron’s draft shame
so you’re asking to inject that into your veins?
Along with some horse dewormer, and a bleach chaser.
So, Yinzburgh hosts this next year.
worth it if Fetterman comes out to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmtLHcx2kxs
She dreams in color, she dreams in red.
Can’t find a fetter man. Pearl Jam
Pearl Jam are playing down here for a couple days but only doing a 4k site and tickets are 800 on average, damn you ticket bastard
DFO MEETUP AT THE PRINCESS’S CASTLE
Fucking Ice Bombers. I should have stayed at kids futbol and made Decilitre run laps.
Ice Bomber? Anything to avoid calling a straight white male a terrorist.
FAT MAN DRAFT
Makes sense for a guy named Grey to end up in the PNW
Comic book guy dad blowing signing bonus on jewelry
She said Joe Burrow’s job just got a lot harder. Is this guy going to fuck him up in training camp?
I think Molly was unnerved by how serial killer-y a vibe he was putting off.
She was definitely looking for the exit on that one.
And now a word from Thrivent
Goodell transvestigating Shemar on stage
“Looks the part”
Roger Goodell, enjoying a musical performance…
that wall of lazy boys more impressive than the fire, salute
THIS BATTLE OF ONTARIO LEMME TELL YA I CALL IT DIANNE FEINSTEIN BECAUSE THESE SENATORS ARE DEAD
With the 18th pick Seattle a better IPA selection
Always a good pick.
the Scotchnaut Senators are down 0-3 to the Leafs; they got em right where they want em now
You can shut your ancient trap!
Bengals picking Shadeur would be SO FUNNY
“Wait he’s not a DB?”
-Mike B.
Sure, the Leafs may be up 3 games to 0, but they’ve also played in 2 straight overtimes. How will this affect their playoff run?
Walter Nolen’s Cardinals’ hat is “one size fits not Walter Nolen”
With the 17th pick Cincy selects new Ring Alarm systems and guard dog.
Mike Bidwell’s sexuality aside, where do the Qards go here?
Surprised Bidwill is not sucking any cock in the Draft Room. NTTIAWWT!
Be interesting to see who he picks (his sexuality aside).
Was it too much to hope that Jalon would fall to RAMMMMMIT at 26?
Yes. Yes it was.
$58,000 repairs https://www.edmunds.com/car-news/2024-tesla-cybertruck-damage-long-term-wrapup.html