Sexy Friday – 20250530

It’s Friday!

What better time than Friday to indulge, have some cocktails, imbibe in relaxation techniques of your choice and commenting?

That’s what we do best around here.

Since the NBA and NHL seasons are winding down what better time to gear yourself up for some summer baseball action?

“You can’t beat fun at the old ballpark” as the saying goes.

How about a real life true but very bizarre baseball story to get you in the mood?

Tough shit, you’re getting one anyway.

story courtesy of baseballhall.org

“When Babe Ruth retired from baseball, he was the all-time leader in home runs with 714 – 336 more than anyone else. His name still appears all over the offensive record books.

But on June 23, 1917, Ruth’s name was recorded next to one of the rarest pitching feats in history – with a lot of help from teammate Ernie Shore.

That day, Ruth was a starting pitcher for the Boston Red Sox. He took the mound during the first game of a doubleheader at Fenway Park against the Washington Senators and faced the Senators’ lead-off batter Ray Morgan.

Umpire Brick Owens called ball four and gave Morgan a base-on-balls to begin the game. Ruth rushed to the plate to argue.

Owens warned Ruth that he would run him from the ballgame if he didn’t get back to the mound.

“If you chase me, I’ll punch your face,” Ruth said as reported by the Washington Post.

Subsequently, Owens tossed Ruth – and Ruth hit Owens in the head, behind his ear. After players broke up the argument and helped Ruth to the dugout, Shore came on in relief – having pitched five innings on June 21.

Morgan was thrown out attempting to steal second, and Shore set down the next 26 straight batters, earning a 4-0 win and – at the time – a perfect game.

“We will take care of Ruth,” American League President Ban Johnson was quoted as saying.

Johnson handed Ruth a 10-game suspension, lighter than some expected – and the game was later changed to a combined no-hitter.”

That’s a damn good baseball story!

We know what you came here for though. The Sexy!

Here are your gratuitous cupcake photos you Degens.

 

 

Now let’s get to commenting!

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yeah right is a fully vaccinated lifelong Vikings fan, fromager, world traveler, food guru and LA Harbor resident with a black belt in profanity and really is an actual human being.
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Sorry that I won’t be joining you for the east coast sunrise, . Cheers to you for the work you do. Stay well.

WCS

I’ll see yinz in a few hours. Good chance I’m still here!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Good morning!

WCS

You mean, “Hello!”

WCS

Barricaded suspect creating a SAWT situation, the potential jumper earlier, and a rash of vehicle accidents.
Update your BINGO cards accordingly.

rockingdog

Shit
Apparently some ICE agents in full tactical gear & guns raided some restaurants in San Diego, CA. There’s pics & video.

https://www.cbs8.com/article/news/local/federal-immigration-raid-san-diego-restaurant/509-6e5d70c1-85e5-4bff-ab9e-f6b2e34ad06c

That’s not rocking.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That’s fascism for ya…

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[jots down notes for a sitcom series called “That’s My Fascists!”]

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I miss Moose. There were some nights when I would get shitfaced drunk and feel like I was caught up in the churn (even though my life was never even remotely that dramatic), and he’d be here. I hope he’s well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-rM5VyxVHk

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Not quite 3 a.m. yet, but…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR9WJSX9pnU

WCS

03:34 according to my clock.
Oh, sorry: 03:35

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

So in that case, you *are* listening to Los Angeles…

FWIW, it’s true. Los Angeles does love love.

WCS

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These never post correctly, but here goes…

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

True to form, I had to follow the link. At this moment I would describe myself as “quite drunk”.

WCS

Appreciate the effort, ’tis solid hustle!

Definitely not as fun when the image doesn’t work, though.

WCS
WCS

Folks, you may want to leave. We’re getting to the point of the night where the weird, sad shit starts.

Just took a call from the local mental health crisis line, who was speaking on behalf of a very concerned girlfriend in New Jersey trying to find her suicidal boyfriend somewhere in Yinzburgh. All the girlfriend knows is he’s threatening to jump off a bridge, and his cell phone.
If you’re not aware, there’s over 400 bridges in Allegheny County. Also, no idea what he’s wearing, when he may or may not do this, or if he’s consumed anything that may cause a mental break.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I may pass out, but I ain’t leaving.

Got some music that should help me stay awake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5ZtotlZ0ug

WCS

He’s been located and is okay.

Whew.

WCS

Not sure I’m comfortable with so many of yinz still around this time of night/day.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Requested by scotchnaut last week, killer tune.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtYQtlKDrpE

WCS

Male in early 20s snapped out of a seizure inside a gas station, promptly picked himself up, got into his vehicle, and drove himself away.

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SonOfSpam

BOOTSTRAPS

King Hippo

Men not liking to ask for help? It’s NAWT just a TV trope, ladies.

Mr. Ayo

I’m sure there won’t be a second call about his accident soon.

litre_cola

I am high and kinda drunk and now I need pastry

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m highly drunk!

Jimbo

lol Yankees. Stupid game exclusively on Apple TV, thanks Obama.

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Horatio Cornblower

As painful as it is watching Aaron Boone “manage” a game, listening to Dontrelle Willis “announce” a game is even worse.

King Hippo

My subconscious at least was kind enough to me that I napped past the competitive portion of the #BFIB fixture. The bad news? Maybe a 6-9:30p nap ain’t ideal timing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2w_eKdNWek

Mr. Ayo

On the plus side there’s nothing to wake up early for anyway.

#PacificTimeBestTime

King Hippo

This is fair, but CHRIST ON A BIKE, I know I’ll be up anyway. Then probably nod off during the Shempions finale.

Mr. Ayo

Don’t forget to feed your kitties first. Oh wait, they’ll remind you.

King Hippo

Grandson Bronco has taken to rooster-hood (insisting that I get up no later than 6:30-ish).

King Hippo

I really should move to Oregon. If only I had moneys. And could teleport sef, cats, and all my shit. And had a personal assistant who would set up my cable, internet, re-register my car, etc.

Long story short, I will die in this suburban Raleigh townhouse.

Mr. Ayo

Do it! I would totally crash at your place several times a year just to pet your cats and be a Bastard Man to you.

Mr. Ayo

Oh, and the Oregon nudie bars are quite prolific. We’d have a grand old time at them.

King Hippo

this is 100% TROOF

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

French Open

Mr. Ayo

Troof. Watching this morning’s replays now.

SonOfSpam

Mason Rudolph came up on stage at a Trump rally today.

So there’s another guy who can get fucked. Preferably by Kid Rock.

Mr. Ayo

So we definitely know Myles Garrett wasn’t lying about what he heard.

SonOfSpam

I had hoped he misheard or something, but nope. Myles had the right idea (ripping the guy’s head off).

WCS

Pissed me off that they drug Rocky Bleier up there to give him a Trump Stillers jersey.
Bleier actually did fight in Vietnam, and lost part of his foot there. I have to wonder what he was thinking while shaking Herr Bone Spurs’ hand…

SonOfSpam

I’d say the same for any current military or veteran, but they support him. It’s hard to fathom.

Horatio Cornblower

Rich white guys with brain damage likely make up a significant portion of Trump’s base.

King Hippo

The key is re-orienting one’s “hopes” – me, I’ve made it this deep into 2025 that I now want to live through ONE MOAR FITBAW SEASON* before the nukes launch.

*reserving right to extend through WILL MUTHAFUCKIN’ BSD WADE’s hoopsball tourney run (if applicable)

Mr. Ayo

BIG DUMPER!

Also, heard a new experimental name of HAM TRUNK! Don’t think it will stick.

Anyway, 🔱🔱🔱 Up!

SonOfSpam

He’s on my AL roto team because mostly Big Dumper and also he’s good.

Mr. Ayo

That was not ideal.

SonOfSpam

That’s not how a closer’s supposed to work

Mr. Ayo

This is getting much worse.

Mr. Ayo

OMFG. Two nights in a row. What a disaster of a team.

SonOfSpam

Sorry man, I feel your pain.

Mr. Ayo

Just like Trout! Although he’s back and apparently not hurt for the near future.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I don’t know if any nickname will beat “Big Christmas”.

Horatio Cornblower

And just like that, a mock draft topic is born.

Not this week though; I already have one cooking for Monday.

rockingdog

He’s a baby! Wait, what?
I gotta watch this show….

lol

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2Pack

WTF!
Well there goes the weekend…
Cupcakes.
I’ll give you a cupcake…

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WCS

Jinkies

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I was thinking the same thing!

2Pack

Obviously… But you did catch my second favorite jelly doughnuts…

Mr. Ayo

I think this 2Pack guy has a type.

Two types.

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

The only thing this post is missing is the jump to comments link

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Stupid sexy donuts

Doktor Zymm

The squeegee was invented in Oakland!

WCS

Something has to sop up all the blood and bodily fluids…

WCS

Willing signed on for 16 hours, because I love listening to other peoples’ problems that much 🙂

rockingdog

Nick Pavetta has 6 straight K’s!!!! 💯

Gooooo Padres! ⚾️

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“He broke my record!” – Craig James

Jimbo

Double KKK’s, not good.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

“Let’s hear em out”

–Ben Shapiro

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Rain delays are a feminist hoax!” – also Ben Shapiro

rockingdog

Is that last one a Boston Crème pie donut?
Those are Rockingggg!!!

*I was kinda addicted to those a while back
lol

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I need to find a way to invest in Dubai Chocolate stuff. It’s so hot right now. Hotter than Dubai, in fact.

rockingdog

Found a funny:

I like the word dial. It’s laid back.

Redshirt

Sexy Friday Adjacent?

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Horatio Cornblower

Chernobyl Fleshlight is also the name of my scream-punk band.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I mean it’s not a bad name for a band within that genre.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

If Slack ever does another free promo where you can pull up the channel history we should dig up all those kommenter names we came up with; some of those were quite spectacular.

SonOfSpam

That last pic is quite suggestive.

Jimbo

King of The Hill is back and not in pog form.

https://youtu.be/R189-YSWvsY?si=VKoK8cobwNe05gdz

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The new episodes of Beavis and Butt-Head have given Mike Judge all the credibility he’ll ever need with me as far as resurrecting dead shows.

Jimbo

Mike Judge when asked to make moar shows.

https://youtu.be/sZHCVyllnck?si=azD0LmY1JOxazZj3

DJ TAJ

How about a hot steamy pie but not just any pie. A pie from Lou Malnati’s in Chicago.
You like em thicker?

Food-Porn-Lous
SonOfSpam

Looks moist.

BC Dick

Sloppy, even.

Horatio Cornblower

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

rockingdog

Pizza + pot pie

Senor Weaselo

The body of Christ.

WCS
Jimbo

Loretta Swit died today. I never watched Mash but it seems like it was always on when I was kid.

DJ TAJ

Clam bellies at the world famous Moody’s Diner outside Portland Maine.

Maine-fish
blaxabbath

How’s that slaw?

DJ TAJ

None of it was very good.

Horatio Cornblower

When you’re eating clam bellies you’re just eating mollusk shit.

Fried or otherwise, there are better seafood options.

Gumbygirl

Did you really eat that cupcake with a fork? SMGDH.

blaxabbath

I know! You want to like the dude and then he just exposes you to the crusty toenails of his private life….

Gumbygirl

You do realize you were presenting it to us?

Brick Meathook

Here’s a $20 cheeseburger from the Marriott Marquis hotel in Washington DC.

The Marriott hotel empire grew out of a chain of restaurants called Hot Shoppes that once were all over the DC area. The first two Marriott hotels were in my hometown of Arlington VA. They also pioneered airline food catering at National Airport, also in Arlington.

The Mighty Mo was one of the signature items on the Hot Shoppes menu: a double cheeseburger with their special sauce on a nice bun. All the Hot Shoppes are gone, and the only place they still make it is at Marriott Marquis in DC.

It was really good, but for $20 it better be good. They published all their Hot Shoppes recipes a while back, including the Mighty Mo and its special sauce, and I’ve made it and mine were also pretty good.

https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1016830-hot-shoppes-mighty-mo-burger

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blaxabbath

I just pencil in $30/head for any meal out.

But I’m also looking for excuses to be cheap.

Jimbo

Will we get moar Marriot facts?

WCS

They’re Mormon, and you’ll never see Christmas or Easter decorations in a Marriott lobby.

(Worked for Courtyard for two years)

Brick Meathook

The whole Marriott enterprise started as a single A&W root beer stand on Georgia Avenue NW D.C. in 1927.

SonOfSpam

Here’s one: It’s pronounced Mary-Utt, not Mary-Ott.

Gumbygirl

Not by me.

BC Dick

Of course it is. Mary Ott is a person. Was a person.

WCS

Sexie Freitag not just early, but one of the sexiest in a long time!

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