Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-23

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I’m going continue the bit with the lists. Tonight, I present to you a list of things I like that start with the letter I:

  • Icicle Works (the band)
  • Ice (frozen water, not the government agency)
  • Intelligence (sooo sexy!)
  • Intuition
  • Igloos
  • Information
  • Inflammabilty (Almost as much as Flammability)
  • Initiative (during sex and at work)
  • Imagination
  • Iguanas
  • Ideas
  • Irrigation

I could go on. However, I need to move on.

So, aside from THAT, what is there to talk about?

Golf Update

I played another tournament today. This one had a July 4th theme and we got to pick our own tees as long as we selected 6 blue, 6 white, and 6 red. There was quite a bit strategy involved in figuring out what combination would give me the best chance at scoring well. I decided to use the blues to make the Par 5s and the short Part 4s & 3s longer (as it doesn’t really matter), the reds to make the long Par 3s and Par 4s shorter, and take my chances with the rest of the holes.

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Club World Cup Update

Yesterday and today, the four quarterfinals were played. Fluminense beat Al Hilal 2-1 in a very hard-fought game. The Saudis can be proud of their team. Chelsea beat the other Brazilian team left, Palmeiras, by a score of 2-1.

The semifinals will start next Tuesday and will feature Fluminense v Chelsea and the winners of this morning’s games playing each other. The Grand Final is next Sunday.

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Other Updates

I did my weigh in for the contest last Wednesday and I clocked on at 178 pounds with 25.4% body fat. My goal is to get to 20.4% body fat by October. One of my buddies wants to lose 20 pounds and the other wants to lose 17. I think I’ve got this.

Last week, the Steelers decided they were done with Minka as their captain and as part of the team. They traded him for Jonnu Smith and Jalen Ramsey. Some draft picks were also involved. At the very least, they will get sound financial advice!

I am going to play golf twice again next weekend with a tournament on Saturday and a regular game on Sunday. I’m really looking forward to the Saturday tourney as this is the one where we only use 4 clubs. That is a LOT of fun to play!

In other news, I am doing well with my workout program. Part of it will include an ice bath after doing sprints. That should be interesting….

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In this space, I will tell you what I’m drinking as I type this post. Today’s drink is: ice cold water.

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Your weekly Psych pic:

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Your weekly hot girl pic:

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Your weekly music video:

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One last thing:

Seriously, hat tip to Brocky:

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Balls somehow lost his bio and didn't realize it. He's now scrambling to write something clever and failing. He likes butts, boobs, most things that start with the letter B, and writing in the Second Person. Geelong, Toluca, Barcelona, and Steelers, in that order.
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DJ TAJ

I love me some Daddario.

yeah right

The family gathering came off exceptionally well.
Three generations made food for our guests and everyone nailed their role.
Damn. I love hosting and cooking for folks I just do.

That was really fun.

2Pack

Glad you had a good one. Mine was nice too. Hitting the town fest properly tonight to send me back to work tomorrow well used.

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Gumbygirl

I’m so happy for you that you have such a close relationship with your family!

WCS

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Eating a chocolate eclair ice cream bar with a bigger-than-it-should-be piece of chocolate chip cookie pie because I’m 42 going on 8.

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Gumbygirl

I just scarfed down three Tate’s coconut cookies like I was rooting for truffles in the Ardenne.

Gumbygirl

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2Pack

My favorite I is for Intimissimi the ladies foundation garments line that advertises with such nice posters around town.

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2Pack

For example…

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rockingdog

Ok padres score 2 runs off Pop flys
That’s good…

Still down 6-4….🙏

Bogdanski

Unfortunately the Friars stopped rocking after this

rockingdog

Ok bases loaded
Nobody out
Padres gotta do something here…🙏

Gumbygirl

Oh goody! The nabes didn’t use up all the boombooms last night. Yay.

yeah right

Same.

Sigh

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s been really quiet here. A little…too quiet.

Just kidding it’s not too quiet at all, it’s nice!

Brick Meathook

Little Devils Stairs Overlook
Skyline Drive, Shenandoah National Park
July 5, 2025

https://ibb.co/d0dRgmjr

Brick Meathook

Pass Mountain Overlook
Skyline Drive, Shenandoah National Park
July 5, 2025

https://ibb.co/bMW9Pc7v

rockingdog

That’s Rocking!

yeah right

Break down that civil war significance for.

This place saw action.

Brick Meathook

That’s the Shenandoah Valley yonder there, which saw significant battles and movements throughout the Civil War.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh, so I got randomly attacked by a swarm of bees while walking the dog today. They followed me for a good hundred yards. I got stung just twice, I think. I don’t know what the fuck they were on about, but fuck them. The good news is that they mostly left the Dr. Mrs. and our dog alone.

Jimbo

They know what you did last summer.

Jimbo

I kid, Bees suck. Glad everyone is okay.

Gumbygirl

The last time I got stung, I was rescuing a bee from drowning in the pool. Ungrateful bastard!

WCS

I hope you let it drown.

Gumbygirl

I did not, because I’m still foolish enough to believe I can avoid hell with a few good deeds. That Catholic thing never really leaves you!

WCS

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rockingdog

Found a funny:

never got bullied in school, but i have a cat, so i get it

rockingdog

2 run Home Run by Jake Croneworth!
Padres take a 2-1 lead!!!! ⚾️

That’s Rockingggg!!!!
Gooooo Padres!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

You know, for the dregs of the offseason there’s actually quite a bit of sprots going on.

Doktor Zymm

So it’s true that the malort formula has changed, they have a different wormwood supplier now and that’s why it’s milder. Y’all getting off easy!

Jimbo

What do you think of the Gold Cup final?

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SonOfSpam

dos a cero

WCS

At the very least, they will get sound financial advice!

/a dim bulb alights over a dimmer Yinzer’s head

So disappointed I didn’t realize this until I read it here. How many DFO shares do I have to give back for this? I’ll go wait outside with Lowratio for a few hours until I’m allowed to return.

Anyway, found this:
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TWWL is airing something called “Banana Ball.” It appears to be Harlem Globetrotters banged softball and nine-ish months or so, this showed up. This is their primetime offering.
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Also, just another thanks for letting me air my daily crap sometimes. Yinz’re alright, n’at.

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Gumbygirl

Big Trouble in Little China and Heartburn? That’s a weird double feature!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It sounds a lot like a summary of Andy Reid’s first experience with dim sum.