Hello there fellow DFO’er.  Hope you’re well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain.  There’s no reason as to why some comments make it and others don’t. Seriously. There isn’t.

This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:
The good news is hell is just the product of a morbid human imagination. The bad news is whatever humans can imagine, they can usually create [in bed].
Harmony Cobel (Severance)

Remember kids, stretch before you do some of the things you’ve dreamt up and prob have a safe word.

It’s been hot and humid as hell the last few days and expected to last until Thursday.  So, been trying to keep cool inside.  Tho, Sunday morning I did got for my usual run.  About 1km into the run I could hear thunder, but just kept going because I’m stupid and stubborn.  It started to rain about 2/3 of the way through my run, but not too bad, so kept going.  One of my neighbours passed me in a vehicle and asked if I wanted a ride to get out the rain, and I said that I was fine.  Reader, about 5 minutes later it just fucking poured.  I was soaked in about 5 seconds flat with still about 1 km until back home.  Fun times. The rain did not help with my time or energy.  Not sure if my shoes are dry yet.

You all will glad to note that my neighbour, rightfully, made fun of me once finished my run for not taking the ride.  Not sure how I got such good neighbours.

Without further ado, here are the comments of the week.


I love how God is literally punishing Texas Christians with Sodom & Gomorrah and Noah’s Ark type stuff and they’re all…

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly


Well the good flavors are gone, but I have a story!

Hermana Weaselo won a Goldfish contest! I think it was like you had to find Finn (that’s the mascot) online and that’s how you entered. She won a bunch of kid’s spy gear, so a secret pen and a recorder, and a backpack to put it all in.
Senor Weaselo


Witty repartee with me and Mrs. Fozz:

Her: “You’re such a little asshole.”
Me: “No. I’m a big asshole.”
Her: “At least you’re big in one place. Asshole.”
jjfozz


Old Man Alert:

Back in my day, A.I. was a 6′ tall ball hog that didn’t like to practice!
scotchnaut



Today is pretty windy.
blaxabbath


Man, did not expect to get emotional reading about a rabbit today.

He was well-loved, something every creature deserves.
SonOfSpam


I’m sorry for your loss Sir.
2Pack

Thank you, seems kinda silly in a way to grieve so much, but that rabbit has treated me better than most people.

ArmedandHammered

I’ve grieved animals more than people and regret nothing.

SonOfSpam

it’s frequently not even close.
Horatio Cornblower


From the Hieronymos Bosch library of weird chit…

2Pack


“Who’s to blame?” the governor said, repeating a reporter’s question. “Know this: That’s the word choice of losers.” Then Abbott invoked a football metaphor: “Every football team makes mistakes. The losing teams are the ones that try to point out who’s to blame.”
https://www.wsj.com/us-news/climate-environment/emergency-response-comes-under-scrutiny-after-deadly-texas-floods-33188ba9?st=N7L35K&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink
Brick Meathook

To be fair, I HATE it at work when something goes wrong and someone immediately looks for someone to blame instead of fixing the problem.


That’s not the way you get shit done.

ballsofsteelandfury

I hate it at work when everybody drowns.
Brick Meathook


Greetings. I have been a bit MIA.

Lost my job. Had to move to Utah for work. Now currently in Texas, trying not to get killed by SpaceX.

Seriously, I have commissioned steel mills in Bangladesh that were less disorganized than this company. Hope everyone is doing well.
JustStopDude

Sorry about Utah.


Not sure if anything happened to you here, but I just feel like I should apologize for this shithole.
Col. Duke LaCross



Don T


https://www.mercurynews.com/2025/07/10/najee-harris-fireworks-injury-nfl-east-bay/
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The host of the gathering where the incident occurred (artist’s conception):

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly


/Turns on late baseball game

//Padres are wearing their tropical City Connect unis

Horatio Cornblower


9-1-1 has been out Commonwealth-wide today. It’s also my scheduled day off.

WCS


Great news! I fixed it!

Mr. Ayo


The preliminary report on the Air India crash is out. The fuel cutoff switches to both engines were engaged after takeoff.

From the report:

The aircraft achieved the maximum recorded airspeed of 180 Knots IAS at about 08:08:42
UTC and immediately thereafter, the Engine 1 and Engine 2 fuel cutoff switches transitioned
from RUN to CUTOFF position one after another with a time gap of 01 sec. The Engine N1
and N2 began to decrease from their take-off values as the fuel supply to the engines was cut
off.
In the cockpit voice recording, one of the pilots is heard asking the other why did he cutoff.
The other pilot responded that he did not do so.
The CCTV footage obtained from the airport showed Ram Air Turbine (RAT) getting deployed
during the initial climb immediately after lift-off (fig. 15). No significant bird activity is observed
in the vicinity of the flight path. The aircraft started to lose altitude before crossing the airport
perimeter wall.
As per the EAFR, the Engine 1 fuel cutoff switch transitioned from CUTOFF to RUN at about
08:08:52 UTC. The APU Inlet Door began opening at about 08:08:54 UTC, consistent with
the APU Auto Start logic. Thereafter at 08:08:56 UTC the Engine 2 fuel cutoff switch also
transitions from CUTOFF to RUN. When fuel control switches are moved from CUTOFF to
RUN while the aircraft is inflight, each engines full authority dual engine control (FADEC)
automatically manages a relight and thrust recovery sequence of ignition and fuel introduction.
The EGT was observed to be rising for both engines indicating relight. Engine 1’s core
deceleration stopped, reversed and started to progress to recovery. Engine 2 was able to
relight but could not arrest core speed deceleration and re-introduced fuel repeatedly to
increase core speed acceleration and recovery. The EAFR recording stopped at 08:09:11
UTC
As per the EAFR data both engines N2 values passed below minimum idle speed, and the
RAT hydraulic pump began supplying hydraulic power at about 08:08:47 UTC.
RAT in extended position
15
As per the EAFR, the Engine 1 fuel cutoff switch transitioned from CUTOFF to RUN at about
08:08:52 UTC. The APU Inlet Door began opening at about 08:08:54 UTC, consistent with
the APU Auto Start logic. Thereafter at 08:08:56 UTC the Engine 2 fuel cutoff switch also
transitions from CUTOFF to RUN. When fuel control switches are moved from CUTOFF to
RUN while the aircraft is inflight, each engines full authority dual engine control (FADEC)
automatically manages a relight and thrust recovery sequence of ignition and fuel introduction.
The EGT was observed to be rising for both engines indicating relight. Engine 1’s core
deceleration stopped, reversed and started to progress to recovery. Engine 2 was able to
relight but could not arrest core speed deceleration and re-introduced fuel repeatedly to
increase core speed acceleration and recovery. The EAFR recording stopped at 08:09:11
UTC
At about 08:09:05 UTC, one of the pilots transmitted “MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY”

Doktor Zymm

Seems like those fuel cutoff switches should have a confirmation device like Clippy.


Are you sure you want to cut fuel to this engine right now?
Mr. Ayo


With Trump threatening Rosie O’Donnell’s citizenship, I wonder if ICE arrests Mike Francesa in a case of mistaken identity.
Buddy Cole’s Halftime Show


My new addiction is World War I, and the lead-up to it.

THIS HAS BEEN YOUR USELESS WCS FACT
WCS

It’s like being a Civil War buff, but for Europe and with fewer/different racists!

Doktor Zymm

Oh do I have some news for you about the enthusiasm with which the various parties involved in the lead up to WWI engaged in ethnic cleansing.


/reads newspaper about current events


OK, so it’s not exactly “news,” per se…
Horatio Cornblower


Man I really hope Dems keep bringing up the Epstein files. he’s getting ratioed by his own supporters on his own website about it lmao

That seems Rockingggg
rockingdog


We’re in the embryonic stage of a potential trip to Munich in April. It would be me, Taj, best friend Mike and his youngest son who has been a candidate for the Nobel prize.

Fingers crossed but this could be fucking legendary.
yeah right


If You Could Read My Mind Update:

The lake was smooth today so I went way out.

But the wind picked up and I started to call it Gitchee Gumee.

This lake, it is said, never gives up her dead

When an old fart gets kinda tired.

The swimmer was the pride of the Northern Ontario side

If you could suspend belief for just a moment.

As fat swimmers go he was bigger than most

His wife wouldn’t hesitate to remind him.

Does anyone know where the love of Eli Manning goes

When the turnovers turn into Super Bowls?

In a musty old hall in Sudbury they prayed

For a dumb fuck that forgot to wear floaties.

/Fin
scotchnaut


I’m stuck in my hotel in Waco because the test pad isn’t ready for the work I need to do. I keep telling these guys that I am leaving on Monday evening.

Fun side note, my old employer keeps begging my new manager to loan me out to go to sinaloa cartel territory to unfuck a really old VFD. I had to explain to my new boss what hostage insurance was. That was friday. Today, the actual asshole that fired me had the nerve to call my personal cell phone number to ask me to go to California and fix a VFD at a gold mine.

“You do realize I have a job right? I can’t just take side jobs. Besides, I am in Waco”

“I thought you moved to Utah”

“Yeah…but I’m working an assignment. You need to talk to my boss to schedule something”

“He already said no”

I swear to god my old employer was like working with children. I would love to tell this guy off but we use a lot of their equipment. Hence…pretty much why I got hired.
JustStopDude


Is there anything better than chicken in a pot? I don’t think so!

Gumbygirl


Does this post count towards everyone else’s word count for the week? [I’m using it towards mine]

Also, Wess ruled and FUCK cancer.
Mr. Ayo


My fav Suh moment will always be him acting as emergency kicker his rookie year

[Fuck you NFL for not allowing imbedding]
I think buddies doing a show around something they’re passionate about will always make for great entertainment. Top Gear had the same thing going on, especially in the middle era when they were getting more resources and money, but were still doing it more out of love than fame/cash
Doktor Zymm


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DJ TAJ

Not sure if I buy all of this

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ballsofsteelandfury

That’s kinda impressive and creepy at the same time

Horatio Cornblower

The Caillou Anthem?

You’re history’s greatest monster.

Brick Meathook

Microsoft Copilot A.I. is wrong. I have no presence on Pinterest.

Screenshot-2025-07-15-at-4.12.37-PM
Doktor Zymm

Kinda reads like ad copy at the end

ballsofsteelandfury

Maybe there’s a Brick Imposter on Pinterest?

ballsofsteelandfury

It’s probably so wrong that if you do it with “Balls of Steel and Fury”, it won’t mention anal.

Brick Meathook

You need to prompt this and then reply: “I’m asking the fucking questions here!”

Screenshot-2025-07-15-at-5.09.31-PM
Doktor Zymm

I’ve started seeing a bunch of stupid articles in the press about Gen Z, so I guess that means Millennials are officially old now

SonOfSpam

Gen X has been old and irrelevant for a while. HOW DO YOU LIKE IT???

Doktor Zymm

S’aight

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m finally starting to pay attention to A.I. stuff now and I’m thinking we might need to take all the computers and put them in a pile and burn them. For our own safety, you know.

https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/jtoPawEhLNXNxvgTT/bing-chat-is-blatantly-aggressively-misaligned

SonOfSpam

Same, but humanity instead of computers.

Ok leave like 20 people around to take care of the dogs.

WCS

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Doktor Zymm

General AI is still a ways off from being a thing, if it ever is. But sounds like the Bing people should check out this xkcd

the_three_laws_of_robotics_2x
Doktor Zymm

Crab mac and corn on the cob is a perfectly cromulent Tuesday morning breakfast!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m such an idiot. Yesterday I cashed an expired coupon at Burger King for two chicken sandwiches and two orders of fries, which is more fries than my stomach’s max capacity. “I’ll never want these for anything,” I said to myself as I pitched the unfinished spuds in the compost.

Today, as I contemplate the chorizo, avocado, eggs, black beans, cheese, sour cream, and tortillas I have assembled on the counter, I am beginning to regret that decision.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Something something Andy Reid confused something something

Doktor Zymm

You just made Idaho cry
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Wait, how did they find out that I renounced white supremacy?

ballsofsteelandfury

/ sets up table and lawn chair
// scribbles on sign
/// hangs sign over table

The best music to come out of the 90s was techno/house/rave/EDM/drumnbass/garage/whatever you want to call it. Prove me wrong.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[still listens to that music when exercising; mostly while swimming]

[pulls up a chair and a cooler, sits next to Balls and hands him a canned michelada]

Sharkbait

I still listen to trance/edm when working. Hands down the best music for when I need to focus

litre_cola

I listen to 90’s house music while working.

ArmedandHammered

Greatest album evahhh! – Tawwwmy from Quinzee

Actually, I really do like this album for some reason, plus Fire Starter being used in Venture Brothers was genius.

Jimbo

Hmmm, different strokes for different folks .

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

– sign in the employee break room at Orchids of Asia day spa

Gatoraids

has to be swing revival so the future learns not to repeat its mistakes

ArmedandHammered

I, I still like swing revival, electro – swing, and acid jazz. *Hangs head and backs away slowly*

Doktor Zymm

I too enjoy it, we can have our own dance party over by that tree!

Third wave ska also gets a lot of shit it doesn’t deserve

Jimbo

I guess this was a bridge too far.

“ he paid for Uber rides, meals and recovery services for his players last season.”
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/jul/14/former-nfl-qb-bridgewater-suspended-from-high-school-coaching-job

ballsofsteelandfury

Seems like a good dude

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Totally. I hope Teddy learned his lesson and remembers to launder the money through a nonprofit booster organization next time.

/this is not a joke, I genuinely mean this

Doktor Zymm

Median income for the area where the school is: $18k
Florida : Fuck dem kids

WCS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq8b_Jd1rmo

I like Oasis.
Bite my shiny, Yinzer ass.

blaxabbath

Is there more to Oasis’ brilliance than the four songs I first heard by them?

2Pack

This vid has a couple things going for it… since we’re doing muzik here today.

Thanks GTD. Retro never goes cold.

https://youtu.be/WbZq5idUJcI?si=35KWB-Hm_An7x3Kp

Doktor Zymm

We stopped generating new past around 2009 as part of the recovery from the banking crisis.

Gumbygirl

When I was a wee Gumbygirl, my friend Vicki Woodall had a much older brother named Larry who had a garage band. They called it a “combo”, lololol! This song was in heavy rotation in their very limited repetoire. Vicki and I used to dance in front of the garage when they were playing it, much like Sloopy here, but without any of that distracting bouncing.

2Pack

You misspelled hypnotic

ArmedandHammered

For Hippo and Son of Spam:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aeETEoNfOg

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

This video always bugged the shit out of me. I was never impressed with kids “raising hell” like they do here and leaving the mess for someone else to clean up. There’s nothing that would entertain me more than for one of them to pull this kid of shit at jjfozz’s house and for him to get his hands on one of them. It would be like this scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YBJD8PXSiE

ArmedandHammered

We always cleaned up after a party or repaired stuff that got broken (or replaced – guys had to break into an abandoned high school to steal a urinal that would match the one a dumbass dropped a bowling ball into.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Yeah, damage to houses during parties when I was in high school was minimal and rare because – duh – we understood that nobody would have parties anymore if it happened. And parties are fun!

Gumbygirl

My parents could always tell when we had a party when they were away, because the house would be spotless when they came home. We had some ragers. Multiple kegs, band in the garage, things that would never fly today! That reminds me, the first time I met Gumby’s parents, I was around 16, and they came home when I was vacuuming their family room the day after a big party. That was a little awkward!

Doktor Zymm

If I were them, I would go away and let you have a party just to get the house cleaned for free, lol

ArmedandHammered

Good thing you were not having to use a wet/dry vac.

King Hippo

My parents were certain I had a party (when they came back from a week away), because of how CLEAN the house was.

And yeah, they were right. I NEVER ADMITTED IT.

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