Hawking loogies seems to be a popular thing these days. Who knew?
To The Game!
Ravens/Bills:
-“Oh, Hi Mark!” Do you think Baltimorons have forgiven Andrews for his critical dropsy last time these two met? “No!” is probably the answer. What about that fumble? “NO!” once again, I’m sure.
-This is the fifth time that the last two MVP’s have met in a season opener. There’s a silly factoid for you and no, I don’t know who were the last combatants.
-The Bills are headed to their sixth straight division title this year. Has it really been that long since the Pats were relevant? Time flies when you’re having fun/not getting New England shoved down your throat.
-Allen has a 3-2 record vs the Ravens with 6 TD’s and a 91-157 completion record.
-Buffalo will be without difference-makers Tyler Bass and cb Tre’Davious White. Look for Lamar to pick on sixth round pick Dorian Strong who will likely take the latter’s place in the secondary.
-The Ravens will be lacking fullback (fullback?) Pat Ricard and their other tight end Isaiah Likely.
That’s it for me, I think this game speaks for itself.
nfl script writers smack dab in the middle of their attitude era
Have we gone plaid bananacake?
Looks that way
SUDDEN CHANGE!
Oh damn!
What the fuck? Crazytown
/Derrick Henry fumbles
//immediatley offers Henry in several dipshit trades
///is bad at fantasy football
SUDDENER CHANGE
wait, is it january already?!?!?
Holy shit.
SUDDEN CHANGE!
I love how Yahoo is like, “there is a 1% chance that any player could get any amount of negative points”
5.4 x 10-44
Extreme lack of rounding, lol
I lost a match up last year when I had a 99% chance of winning.
I guess ESPN didnt figure on Jerry jeudy getting 200 yards in a Monday night game
Part of me is still mad about it
Miracle catch aside, which that was, maybe don’t get to the 20 and then take the first two downs to try to score TDs, leaving yourself 3rd and 10 and needing 16 points. Maybe work in a short pass in there.
Just a thought.
Evening
I saw this earlier and I can’t stop laughing at it
Zardoz 2028
an old falcons fan reminiscing about the 1991 falcons running the run n shoot and cursing penix?
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Nice catch! Fantasy notwithstanding I would prefer a Bills win
Holy shit what a catch.
My squad might be the Ipswitch Town of the Freezer Vodka League system. Called up for a cup of coffee and immediately sent back down.
When we get to the end of the game, can someone post a screenshot of my game with Spam? I don’t think either of us has anyone tomorrow. I’m sure he beat me horrendously, but that’s only because of the autodrat, she excuses. Ha, autodrat indeed! Not fixing it, it ain’t wrong
It wasn’t a rout, but you did lose.
I can do that now
Enlarge
Thanks both of you!
It’s enhance if you have seen Super Troopers. Smh
Neither of you have anyone in the Monday game so it’s set, very good game for having no team access!
Just got tripe tacos on the way home. So good.
Taco truck?
I roasted veggies ( sweet potato, carrots, asparagus) with some bacon. Drizzled with barbeque sauce and blue cheese dressing. Health food, practically. It was prettay good.
Be sure to give compliments to the missus. That strawberry jam is magical.
Thanks and it was incredible hanging out with you this weekend.
How do these guys fall apart in January?
Naturally. Quoth the Raven
One day they won’t
they flashback to September?
“The Irrelevant Doink”
Sounds like the title of an Edward Gorey book.
I think they’re going to send the National Guard into Orchard Park.
Baltimore Ravens 37 – US National Guard 31
Who here is willing to admit they either A.) Have Zay Flowers, likely making you quite pleased at this point,
OR
B.) Going against Zay Flowers, likely making you quite pleased to punch a window
Meanwhile, ¡Viva el rey Enrique!
AND,
HAIL SHANK’LOR
A lot happening right now.
I gots me a Derrick Henry, if that helps.
Zymm has Flowers and Tractorcito.
I’m getting destroyed like Buffalo’s backfield.
I gots Henry AND Flowers. Sorry Balls (nawt sorry)
Can’t complain
I suggest plugging your phone in.
NAWT A EUPHEMISM; it’s pretty low!
It is, you can see the tiny lightning bolt
She lives on the edge!
Its still green. Still good.
Jesus Christ, who’s going to beat these guys?
January, again
The officials. The narrative. Goodell.
TRACTORCITO!
The wagons have not been circled.
The DOINKS will continue until morale improves.
Hell yes! I got a yogurt parfait and Henry points!
You’re destroying me now in Freezer Vodka. Game over.
I was legit worried after that Bucky Irving TD, but Ratbirds did me real good
Lamar Jackson!! Derrick Henry!!!
The white Juggernaut is not as good as the red. It’s kind of sour tasting, not in a good way. But it’s not horrible, so I will bravely push on!
The White Juggernaut is what Stephen Miller calls his penis.
/passes bleach all around
I am so, so, so, sorry for that.
His wife calls it ” not as good as Elmo’s”
// I think we need more bleach
/lifting jug of kerosene to mouth
Oh we’re well past bleach!!!
My phone: ‘your bed time is set for 10:30’
Me: “I WILL have a third beer. Thank you!”
The guy runs for 52 yards, and Collinsworth sez it was “all Josh Allen”. It’s almost like he wants to get buried in a grain silo!
Good for you, LAMAR!
That was some bullshit. That fan had no business putting his hands on you & should be ejected.
Sitting at the PSAP, pulling out old eyelashes and eyebrows. I’ve always found this weirdly rewarding and fun.
No, I don’t understand why anyone willingly spends any amount of time with me, either.
Well, as long as we’re making depilatory confessions, I’ve taken to pulling out ear hairs in my dotage.
Bills just got Nuked.
Welp, I guess they did get the MVP wrong.
buffalo burning down that stadium might be the best offseason move in the nfl next season
My Lyft has Bohemian Rhapsody on and it is glorious
PLEASE tell me you did this
‘Fat-Bottomed Girls’ is their best song, and I’ll die on that hill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0
Collinsworth naming half the Baltimore starting secondary and saying he doesn’t know what they’d do without them. No shit, chucklefuck, they’re two of the best players they have. “Aw gee, I wonder how Dallas would be without Dak and Cee Dee. Probably NAWT GREAT, what say you, Cris, you marble-mouthed fuckwit?”
Why won’t he do us all a favor and self-immolate?
Because we touch ourselves
Three or more times, depending on the situation…
If it is a slow work from home day, correct.
“Throw in Cincinnati, too, a little bit.”
Well, fuck you, too, you two-time Super Bowl loser!
My understanding is that throwing in Cininnati is a dangerous proposition, given how many times Joe Burrow has been violently assaulted for attempting to do so.
exciting game? bah I just want some garbage Mark Andrews points so I can goto sleep
Dok left, my DFO weekend is over, my liver rejoices.
I’m still there and encouraging bad decisions in spirit! (sips some water and declines a free beer)
Well, the Ravens bookended like I said. Game, Blouses.
Time to do something else.
SUDDEN CHANGE!!
Not anymore
IT CAN CHANGE BACK!!!
Everybody else in the AFC North watching this:
Wow, that picture’s almost as large as Lana’s monstrous hands!
Johnny Bench called…
I laughed so hard the first time I saw that. I mean nearly crying.
I’ll never not “plus 1” a Peanuts gif
Plan B:
Wait, she loves what.
That’s right she does!
judges both of y’all in WASP
Be sure to give her your card, then…
What is time, really?
A flat circle.
“Relative. Lunchtime is doubly so.”
-D. Adams
lmao ravens trying to fuck off
Baltimore trying to run away there is absolutely hilarious.
Lamar has the runs again
Love these Agentforce ads that imply Matthew McConaughey, a damn fine actor, is an absolute
retarddisaster when it comes to managing his day-to-day life.ai requires a really dumb population to profit/exist
and guess what
A target rich environment indeed.
not giving it to henry to burn clock and possibly score
come on, harbs
Hand’s under it, that’s a good catch.
Looking more and more like Bondi Fetish Garden Noems will be 0-1 to start the season, unless the Vikings are all lost in a party boat accident on Lake Minnetonka…