If you could just ignore the injury report this one is a gang-banger. But the world wasn’t created by an ever-hating God (the evangelical Christian one) to make us happy so here we are.
Flotsam and Jetsam:
-(That’s) Ok, Boomer: I’m guessing that folks in that demographic are paving the way for Roger Craig and Ken Anderson to get into The Hall of Fame. Probably doesn’t make up for the real estate market imploding but baby steps. We all know the drill-Anderson was an MVP, four-time Pro Bowler and finished his career 6th in passing yards and 13th in TD’s. (pet peeve of mine is why aren’t there more references to where players stood when they retired? This is what they did against their peers when everyone was playing the same game under the same rules! Any football fan in Craig’s era would have been delighted to have that guy on his team. He just racked up the yards in an era when field position was still the be-all end-all of coaches’ thinking.
-From the Hard To Believe file: If Aaron Glenn loses this weekend he’ll be the first, first year Jets coach to start his career 0-5. Rich Kotite? Adam Gase? Bruce Coslet? What the hell?
-Commies Daniels insists he’s ready to play this weekend.
-Shield Strikes Again: Do you like parity? This is one of only two games this entire weekend that features two winning teams going at each other.
To The Game!
Niners/Rams:
-San Fran is being held together with baling twine and Flintstones band-aids-Purdy, Pearsall (another bullet wound, smh) and Jennings are out and Kittle is still gone.
-Put The Load On Me: Needless to say there isn’t much past McCaffrey-he leads all rb’s with 31 grabs for 305 yards and no doubt he’ll get plenty of work. Thing is, heavy workloads lead to injuries and the fella is prone to that sorta thing.
-Davante chased the bag with the dollar sign on it, playing for the Raiders and Jets and watching his numbers and rep take a dive. Now that he’s on a functional offense again, rumors of his demise have ebbed. He’s grabbed a TD in three straight and seems to accept his role as #2 to Puca.
-San Franny’s tight end-any guess as to his favorite Second City character?
-I’m both impressed and befuddled that the Niners Kendrick Bourne is still in the league. His reputation is that he’s one of the league’s best blocking wide receivers (you didn’t think there was such a thing, did you?) And that’s all well and good when you’re toiling away on a moribund Pats team. Last week he was asked to grab a few balls-he caught just the one and dropped three others.
Do your thing.
HA!
What…why are you going for it?! The other QB can barely stand! Pain medication doesn’t kick in that quickly!!!
They’re not. TIE TIE TIE TIE!
Game. Set. Match.
If the Rams kick a field goal, I don’t think Mac Jones can take the field.
I thought this would be a slaughter, and I’d be soaking my old ass in the tub long before 8pm. Silly me!
Like a lady deserves
I walk in the door to that?!
Better than walking into the door, amiright?
“I’ma shoot that door.”
– Plaxico Burress
SHANK’LOR taketh, SHANK’LOR giveth
And shit, RAMMIT cannot cover now unless some truly wild shit happens quickly.
good doink!
DOINKIN’!
25-23 HAS to be scoragami.
SHUT UP IT CAN HAPPEN
3rd and… 93?!?!?! – YouTube
It can happen, but it’s also NAWT scorigami
All Games in Pro Football History with a 25 to 23 score | Pro-Football-Reference.com
That score seems odd to be hit 10 times.
I just saw that and was quite shocked that it’s happened that many times. WTH?
You dumbshit!
Most Glorious Tie 2: Electric Boogaloo?
23-23 Scoragami? 26-26?
Neither sadly
For years we shit on Thursday night football, but this mother fucker is a gem.
The owe us. Like, they owe seasons worth.
Free football!
RAMMIT can still cover!
A walkoff Davante Adams TD would be appreciated…
This is the shittiest clutch I’ve seen since that old 78 Vega
Intentional Safety or too much time?
Too much time since RAMMIT had all three timeouts
Are you fucking kidding me?
BWHAHAHHAHA! I don’t care that cost me money, that was hilarious.
The Fumble reenactment!
oops
SUDDEN CHANGE!
What in the hell of Mac Jones doing and what in the hell was that guy doing to his arm?
I’m tempted to root for the Yankees, not just because I’m the Bad Luck Guy, but because of a kindred spirit of being stuck with a manager who does just enough to not get fired and because the ownership likes them over their fans.
The confetti is from the TNF Producers realizing they have a potential good match next week.
Eddie Pineiro aint no Jake Moody
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That Block flipped Reality back upside down again.
oooh, walk-off safety potential.
Not a scorigami
Can confirm. (eye twiches)
The concussion-cap RRRRRRRRRAM IT!! helmet is going to give me nightmares. Something about it just looks like daemons straight out of hell.
How/Why are you still awake?
I’m just here so I don’t get fined
/evening everyone
Why yes, I *did* sit Stafford and pick up the Rams kicker off waivers.
“nailed it”
-Some guy named Blair you’re playing in FF
I’m starting the Rams defense. Seemed like a good idea with everyone hurt on the 49ers.
This is why autodraft works so well, less thinking by me
Mrs. Cola nods. She also thought the same
I really hate Marlins Man.
He is such a jackass. Have heard him on PMT.
Year of the Block continues!
GlorioUs tie is now in play!
Farty.
The skank/skag discussion below reminds me: my brother teaches English to at-risk high school kids. He showed me the lesson plan he just put together and at the bottom it says
“Me fail English? That’s unpossible!”
ppl forget his real name is actually MacCorckle Burgess St. Jones-Smyth IV
Throw it to Adams Fatthew!
Have you considered covering Adams in doughnuts so as to draw Stafford’s attention?
Dave Sims (radio) keeps saying Schlittler, incidentally.
That’s got to be creating a furor.
it’s a tricky name on a lot of levels.
White Mac got some of that quality skag in the blue medical tent.
I don’t what skag is but I’m guessing drugs.
That is the Hippo alarm!
I always thought it meant loose women. You know, like Charlie Kirk’s widow? Cause she’s unattached, you see.
I believe the correct term you’re looking for is skank.
A skank would be a woman who has sex so she can get money for skag.
Does bad weed even exist anymore? I would have thought the legalization trend would basically wreck the market for it.
It does in Yinzerville. Not always loose women, it’s also used for gross dirty women, or uggos.
Lemonjello’s wish is Puka’s command! As it should be. Dance, monkeys, dance!
Hi, everyone. Overslept a little. What’d I miss?
The Rupture?
“That’ll cut back on concussions for sure!!!”
-Miami Dolphins staff neurologist
Just let him get through this inning please. DO NOT LET BOONE TOUCH THAT FUCKING PHONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
If Luke Weaver comes into the game I swear to Christ…
oh, Luke weaver
I believe you can get me through the night
Ooh, Luke weaver
I believe we can reach the morning light
-Aaron Boon at Karaoke night
ANSWER THE PHONE AARON! ANSWER THE PHONE!
Only if it’s that disconnected phone in that new Kevin Bacon movie.
Kevin Bacon is in Black Phone II?
Ethan Hawke.
I’m not totally convinced they’re different people.
Whatever the hell an “Adrian Martinez” is, come on down!
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kyle still paying the piper for 28-3, i see
Mac ded.
They ain’t even keep Purdy Mouth active, did they?
The Legend dies
He died as he lived. White. Mac.
Undertaker gif
BONG
When Zymm, Larry and I were in a divey bar in Koreatown, there was not 1 Rams fan there, but a shit tonne of 49er fans and Raider fans. In looking at that crowd I see that Kroenke just is taking money from away fans.
NFL left the LA market for 22 years, people moved on to other teams or stopped watching.
Just got back from my second walk.8300 steps today, woohoo! Not bad for an old fatass with a very sketchy hip. I see the Rams still haven’t arrived. They must be stuck in traffic.
Williams got me a TD, so at least he showed up.