It’s Your Thursday Night NFL Divisional Tussle!

If you could just ignore the injury report this one is a gang-banger. But the world wasn’t created by an ever-hating God (the evangelical Christian one) to make us happy so here we are.

Flotsam and Jetsam:

-(That’s) Ok, Boomer: I’m guessing that folks in that demographic are paving the way for Roger Craig and Ken Anderson to get into The Hall of Fame. Probably doesn’t make up for the real estate market imploding but baby steps. We all know the drill-Anderson was an MVP, four-time Pro Bowler and finished his career 6th in passing yards and 13th in TD’s. (pet peeve of mine is why aren’t there more references to where players stood when they retired? This is what they did against their peers when everyone was playing the same game under the same rules! Any football fan in Craig’s era would have been delighted to have that guy on his team. He just racked up the yards in an era when field position was still the be-all end-all of coaches’ thinking.

-From the Hard To Believe file: If Aaron Glenn loses this weekend he’ll be the first, first year Jets coach to start his career 0-5. Rich Kotite? Adam Gase? Bruce Coslet? What the hell?

-Commies Daniels insists he’s ready to play this weekend.

-Shield Strikes Again: Do you like parity? This is one of only two games this entire weekend that features two winning teams going at each other.

To The Game!

Niners/Rams:

-San Fran is being held together with baling twine and Flintstones band-aids-Purdy, Pearsall (another bullet wound, smh) and Jennings are out and Kittle is still gone.

-Put The Load On Me: Needless to say there isn’t much past McCaffrey-he leads all rb’s with 31 grabs for 305 yards and no doubt he’ll get plenty of work. Thing is, heavy workloads lead to injuries and the fella is prone to that sorta thing.

-Davante chased the bag with the dollar sign on it, playing for the Raiders and Jets and watching his numbers and rep take a dive. Now that he’s on a functional offense again, rumors of his demise have ebbed. He’s grabbed a TD in three straight and seems to accept his role as #2 to Puca.

-San Franny’s tight end-any guess as to his favorite Second City character?

-I’m both impressed and befuddled that the Niners Kendrick Bourne is still in the league. His reputation is that he’s one of the league’s best blocking wide receivers (you didn’t think there was such a thing, did you?) And that’s all well and good when you’re toiling away on a moribund Pats team. Last week he was asked to grab a few balls-he caught just the one and dropped three others.

Do your thing.

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Redshirt

HA!

Redshirt

What…why are you going for it?! The other QB can barely stand! Pain medication doesn’t kick in that quickly!!!

Mr. Ayo

They’re not. TIE TIE TIE TIE!

Mr. Ayo

Game. Set. Match.

Redshirt

If the Rams kick a field goal, I don’t think Mac Jones can take the field.

Gumbygirl

I thought this would be a slaughter, and I’d be soaking my old ass in the tub long before 8pm. Silly me!

litre_cola

Like a lady deserves

Beerguyrob

I walk in the door to that?!

Mr. Ayo

Better than walking into the door, amiright?

Beerguyrob

“I’ma shoot that door.”

– Plaxico Burress

Mr. Ayo

SHANK’LOR taketh, SHANK’LOR giveth

Mr. Ayo

And shit, RAMMIT cannot cover now unless some truly wild shit happens quickly.

fleshwound_NPG

good doink!

Redshirt

DOINKIN’!

WCS

25-23 HAS to be scoragami.

SHUT UP IT CAN HAPPEN

Redshirt
Mr. Ayo

It can happen, but it’s also NAWT scorigami

Redshirt
Mr. Ayo

I just saw that and was quite shocked that it’s happened that many times. WTH?

Redshirt

You dumbshit!

Redshirt

Most Glorious Tie 2: Electric Boogaloo?

WCS

23-23 Scoragami? 26-26?

Sharkbait

Neither sadly

WCS

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litre_cola

For years we shit on Thursday night football, but this mother fucker is a gem.

WCS

The owe us. Like, they owe seasons worth.

Mr. Ayo

Free football!

Mr. Ayo

RAMMIT can still cover!

Redshirt

A walkoff Davante Adams TD would be appreciated…

Unsurprised

This is the shittiest clutch I’ve seen since that old 78 Vega

Redshirt

Intentional Safety or too much time?

Mr. Ayo

Too much time since RAMMIT had all three timeouts

Gumbygirl

Are you fucking kidding me?

Redshirt

BWHAHAHHAHA! I don’t care that cost me money, that was hilarious.

The Fumble reenactment!

fleshwound_NPG

oops

Mr. Ayo

SUDDEN CHANGE!

Redshirt

What in the hell of Mac Jones doing and what in the hell was that guy doing to his arm?

Redshirt

I’m tempted to root for the Yankees, not just because I’m the Bad Luck Guy, but because of a kindred spirit of being stuck with a manager who does just enough to not get fired and because the ownership likes them over their fans.

Redshirt

The confetti is from the TNF Producers realizing they have a potential good match next week.

litre_cola

Eddie Pineiro aint no Jake Moody

Sharkbait

┏┓ 
┃┃╱╲ In this 
┃╱╱╲╲ house 
╱╱╭╮╲╲ we root for 
▔▏┗┛▕▔
 ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ 
       Scorigami
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ 
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

Redshirt

That Block flipped Reality back upside down again.

King Hippo

oooh, walk-off safety potential.

Sharkbait

Not a scorigami

Redshirt

Can confirm. (eye twiches)

King Hippo

The concussion-cap RRRRRRRRRAM IT!! helmet is going to give me nightmares. Something about it just looks like daemons straight out of hell.

litre_cola

How/Why are you still awake?

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

I’m just here so I don’t get fined
/evening everyone

Last edited 5 months ago by BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Why yes, I *did* sit Stafford and pick up the Rams kicker off waivers.

Horatio Cornblower

“nailed it”

-Some guy named Blair you’re playing in FF

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

I’m starting the Rams defense. Seemed like a good idea with everyone hurt on the 49ers.
This is why autodraft works so well, less thinking by me

Last edited 5 months ago by BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup
litre_cola

Mrs. Cola nods. She also thought the same

Horatio Cornblower

I really hate Marlins Man.

litre_cola

He is such a jackass. Have heard him on PMT.

Redshirt

Year of the Block continues!

Mr. Ayo

GlorioUs tie is now in play!

Gumbygirl

Farty.

Horatio Cornblower

The skank/skag discussion below reminds me: my brother teaches English to at-risk high school kids. He showed me the lesson plan he just put together and at the bottom it says

“Me fail English? That’s unpossible!”

herodotus450

ppl forget his real name is actually MacCorckle Burgess St. Jones-Smyth IV

Jimbo

Throw it to Adams Fatthew!

Horatio Cornblower

Have you considered covering Adams in doughnuts so as to draw Stafford’s attention?

Senor Weaselo

Dave Sims (radio) keeps saying Schlittler, incidentally.

LemonJello

That’s got to be creating a furor.

Horatio Cornblower

it’s a tricky name on a lot of levels.

LemonJello

White Mac got some of that quality skag in the blue medical tent.

Last edited 5 months ago by LemonJello
Jimbo

I don’t what skag is but I’m guessing drugs.

litre_cola

That is the Hippo alarm!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I always thought it meant loose women. You know, like Charlie Kirk’s widow? Cause she’s unattached, you see.

LemonJello

I believe the correct term you’re looking for is skank.

Horatio Cornblower

A skank would be a woman who has sex so she can get money for skag.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Does bad weed even exist anymore? I would have thought the legalization trend would basically wreck the market for it.

Gumbygirl

It does in Yinzerville. Not always loose women, it’s also used for gross dirty women, or uggos.

Gumbygirl

Lemonjello’s wish is Puka’s command! As it should be. Dance, monkeys, dance!

WCS

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Hi, everyone. Overslept a little. What’d I miss?

Jimbo

The Rupture?

Brick Meathook

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Horatio Cornblower

“That’ll cut back on concussions for sure!!!”

-Miami Dolphins staff neurologist

Col. Duke LaCross

Just let him get through this inning please. DO NOT LET BOONE TOUCH THAT FUCKING PHONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

Horatio Cornblower

If Luke Weaver comes into the game I swear to Christ…

Jimbo

oh, Luke weaver
I believe you can get me through the night
Ooh, Luke weaver
I believe we can reach the morning light

-Aaron Boon at Karaoke night 

Sharkbait

ANSWER THE PHONE AARON! ANSWER THE PHONE!

Horatio Cornblower

Only if it’s that disconnected phone in that new Kevin Bacon movie.

Last edited 5 months ago by Horatio Cornblower
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Kevin Bacon is in Black Phone II?

Horatio Cornblower

Ethan Hawke.

I’m not totally convinced they’re different people.

Sharkbait

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Sharkbait

Whatever the hell an “Adrian Martinez” is, come on down!

Jimbo

..

rocky-rockybalboa
fleshwound_NPG

kyle still paying the piper for 28-3, i see

Jimbo

Mac ded.

King Hippo

They ain’t even keep Purdy Mouth active, did they?

Mr. Ayo

The Legend dies

King Hippo

He died as he lived. White. Mac.

litre_cola

Undertaker gif

WCS

BONG

litre_cola

When Zymm, Larry and I were in a divey bar in Koreatown, there was not 1 Rams fan there, but a shit tonne of 49er fans and Raider fans. In looking at that crowd I see that Kroenke just is taking money from away fans.

Jimbo

NFL left the LA market for 22 years, people moved on to other teams or stopped watching.

Gumbygirl

Just got back from my second walk.8300 steps today, woohoo! Not bad for an old fatass with a very sketchy hip. I see the Rams still haven’t arrived. They must be stuck in traffic.

Horatio Cornblower

Williams got me a TD, so at least he showed up.