2025 Quotables – Week 4 (Results)

Missed my flight to Mexico. Didn’t check in an hour before and the very direct woman at the ticket counter was clear that there was no way around it with international flights. Then there were no more direct flights and, frankly, cutting a day of the trip eliminated the need for it at all. Was probably my unconscious speaking the week leading up to event, “hey, so nothing important ended up being on your book. You’re flying alone with no checked bag and hate waiting at the airport. Then you won’t even have to look at your own passport too! They’ll type in the numbers for your apparently-lazier-than-we-ever-knew self AND hold everyone up so you can get to the gate and be disorganized at your seat. That or DHS Commissioner Woof Woof (talking about her looks, not her RFK Jr affections) hold you back, you take the flight credits, and the punishment is that you get to stay home all week and fly through all this work you had lined up to ‘try and do’ while you’d be in Mexico.”

That said, I’m working at the library because I told everyone I’d leave them alone for the week so I am doing so. Anyways, Donald John Trump raped all those kids and your Week 4 Quotables results are below.


“The fuck you mean positive for Covid?” -Brocky

“Surmountable Lead!” – BrettFavresColonoscopy

“‘Back injury, probable to return.’ -Miami’s upstairs medical team’s diagnosis” – Game Time Decision

“LEEEEEEEEERRRRRROOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYY JENKINS!!!!!” -Horatio Cornblower

“Josh Allen escaping from Saints like he grew up going to Catholic school.” -LemonJello

“The New York Giants have defied the Gods by winning. The Gods are offended by this blasphemy! The Gods demand…”
“…a sacrifice.” -Redshirt
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I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Oh I won one? You def get an upvote

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Kronos has been vanquished, and sent to the underworld. I don’t think this photo does justice to how much shit I had to pull up from under the ground. I actually finished this on Sunday and it’s taken all week for my back to recover.

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scotchnaut

I’m watching a car auction show and am reminded of that time when Reggie Jackson openly wept when his garage full of collector cars went up in flames. Fuck right off, Mr. October.

BeefReeferLives

Just an excellent two parter, Redshirt.

Well played, sir.

Mr. Ayo

Redshirt absolutely crushed it. Unlike the Reds, who shit down their pants legs in their two parter this week.

Redshirt

You’re welcome. Someone from Cincinnati had to show up this week.

Doktor Zymm

I would say congrats on being the most successful person in Ohio this week, but that probably happens quite frequently

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Redshirts sacrifice joke needs to have a
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at the end