Last But Not Least

Not a bad tilt to end the proceedings. Let’s do it.

To The Game!

Packers/Steelers:

-Huzzah! The pettiest of man child’s (menchildren?) meets the team that ran him out of town,

-Green Bay is favored by three? Huh. Love’s play last week vs the Cards was a bit wonky in that he only threw for 179 and was under pressure a fair bit.

-Pitt is 4-2 but the voodoo is alive and well because the offense is only 25th and the D is outside the top 15. (19th)

-Ugh. With 14 TD tosses to date Rodgers is on a pace to surpass the Old Grey Dick’s record of 34.

-Parsons is on a tear-he had three sacks last week-but Broderick Jones held Myles Garrett without a sack a few weeks ago.

-Christian Watson is finally back from the ACL tear he suffered last season. They’d better bring him back slowly-the kid is made of glass.

Go get ’em.

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Gumbygirl

I did not enjoy that.

Horatio Cornblower

I wanted to root for the Steelers, but every time the QB took a snap I realized it was Aaron Rodgers.

Redshirt

I would’ve if I wasn’t dead inside from the Zinzinnati BengalsIstScheisse game from earlier.

BC Dick

That’s what all the girls say

Unsurprised

I’m going to get an extra ticket for the Omnibus live event on November 8 in Seattle, if anyone else is considering going.

https://townhallseattle.org/event/omnibus/

BC Dick

So it’s like all the buses?

Unsurprised

It’s a mega-bus, actually. On rails. So, technically it’s a mega-train.

LemonJello

Refs just making shit up tonight?

Unsurprised

Evergreen

Redshirt

“Tonight”?!

Redshirt

What is Catch: Garbage Time edition!

ThePirateSloth

There is a hope crushing DK Metcalf dropped TD coming

ThePirateSloth

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Gumbygirl

Why hasn’t Collinsworth been pecked to death by a flock of starving emus?

Redshirt

My SNF experience have been great since I muted the game and listened to a YouTube creator comment on the game.

Redshirt

We could’ve been a game behind Pittsburgh if we didn’t Bungle it. FUCK!

WCS

Complete and total meltdown in the second half. All that’s missing is Qaron to fracture his throwing arm while flailing around in a hissy fit, arguing with a ref.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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Redshirt

(monotone voice) Come into the abyss, WCS. Its fun watching your backup QB play.

Redshirt

Hopefully this means the Steelers will burn this demon offspring of the Bumblebee Jerseys and the Gotham Rogues jerseys they wore in Dark Knight Rises.

Unsurprised

I would be okay with them suffering the same fate as the Rogues.

Redshirt

Bane: “I aM hErE tO cAUsE a DiSAsTeR.”
Steeler Nation: “You’re three hours too late.”

WCS

Steeler Nation: “You might’ve been born in Darkness, but our quarterback goes there for vacation. He’s weirder than you, dude.”

NotShogunButShogun

If they weren’t wearing protection, I’d know the religion of every Stiller player by now

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Lulz

Downfield Matriculator

Steelers D allowing more Love completions than Adriana Chechik on bukkake night

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Damn I haven’t this many people happy for a black guy leading jets since the Tuskegee Airmen

BC Dick

Hah. From Dennis Miller’s unused notepad

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

I mean Cincinnati made this game look like the battle of Da Nang on amphetamines!

Redshirt

Judge’s ruling: Accepted. We also would’ve accepted an Operation Barbarossa joke due to the massively impressive offensive with no defense to support it.

Redshirt

DK Metcalf, you dumbass.

Downfield Matriculator

Evergreen

Redshirt

A Jaylen Warren TD Catch would be very helpful end to this drive for selfish reasons.

Downfield Matriculator

I am not sure I have seen an offensive coordinator pick as well as Stenavich has tonight — it surely helps that the Steelers D was shaky even before Elliott went out. But the Packers have called nearly perfect plays when it matters.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

The NFL needs to crack down on Krafts getting happy endings

Sharkbait

Hockey fights>football fights>Baseball fights

Redshirt

I’d put Baseball fights above Football Fights, because its the only sport where its customary for the bench and bullpen to empty.

WCS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPJqMjAM1-I
NBA brawls involve everyone, though…

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Sharkbait

True, but it’s just funny watching the bullpen come running in. By the time they get there everything is usually sorted. Unless it was peak Yankees Red Sox in 2003 and 2004

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Redshirt

…or the Cardinals-Reds brawl in 2010

Cardinals, Reds engage in wild brawl – YouTube

Redshirt

…or that one time that Amir Garrett decided to break up the boringness of a blowout by taking on the entire Pittsburgh Pirates team.

Amir Garrett, Puig & David Bell take on the Pirates in a benches clearing brawl, a breakdown

Col. Duke LaCross

Those teams ever not fight?

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Redshirt

They probably stop in the offseason.

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Horatio Cornblower

While in general this is true, I have never seen anyone land a better punch, (outside of sports where punching people is part of the sport), than Rougned Odor did on Jose Bautista.

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Redshirt

Also, Nolan Ryan putting Robin Ventura in a headlock and getting off several punches to his face. Fun fact, Ryan was not ejected for punching Ventura but Ventura was ejected for getting punched by Ryan. Gotta love the ’90s sometimes.

BC Dick

Sucker punch. Cowardly.

Unsurprised

That photo should be in the hall of fame.

Redshirt

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

ArmedandHammered

And Rodgers goes down.

ArmedandHammered

Not permanently, unfortunately.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

% of fans who come to a stadium in a jersey is probably a good proxy measure for douchebaggery

WCS

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Hawkey season started about 30 minutes ago.

Unsurprised

That pass was rocking

Redshirt

Internet is saying the Steelers pants makes it look like they are not wearing any pants.

WCS

DFO rules apply in Allegheny County.

Gumbygirl

I wasn’t allowed to wear pants to Catholic school, even when it was 20⁰ below zero.

Gumbygirl

Get off my lawn!

WCS

No pants for the boys at Catholic school is standard, right?

ArmedandHammered

Only during confessional.

Unsurprised

Just the altar boys

Senor Weaselo

Were you at least allowed tights or leggings at that point?

Gumbygirl

Tights. Leggings weren’t a thing back then.

Unsurprised

Oh, fuuuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkk yooooooouuuuuuuu

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Think they call that the other way if this is played at Lambeau?

Redshirt

Reverse Tuck Rule?

Redshirt

Fight? Fight? Fight?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Is it too much to ask that Rodgers get disemboweled on one of these plays?

Unsurprised

You hate to see it.

Unsurprised

(You love to see it!)

WCS

Yes. I am officially stating this now: that play and sequence of dumbass lucky catch, coupled with Elliott’s knee moving to The Shadow Realm for eternity just murderdeathkilled the 2025 Stillers season.

That right there may end Tomlin’s streak. I am not being hyperbolic, either. Elliott is everything to that defense.

ArmedandHammered

The lower app of the pittsburgh uniforms makes me think of “Robinhood: Men in Tights”.

Gumbygirl

I was thinking black pants would have been better, but no, they would not.

Redshirt

Yes because the color Faded Tan has a longer history with the Steelers franchise than the color Black.

WCS

Interesting to watch an entire season die in one single play.

That should never have been caught, he runs for another 40 yards, and our best safety’s knee just asploded.

Terrific.

Wakezilla

Al Michaels needs to enunciate because I keep hearing him say Crabs, not Kraft.

ArmedandHammered

Makes me think of Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Ayo

You mean Black Al? AKA Tirico?

Gumbygirl

Bakezilla.

Wakezilla

A little bit drunk and extremely tired, tbh

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I haven’t seen a Kraft make something out of nothing like that since the last time the Pats owner went to Orchids of Asia!

fleshwound_NPG

packers have the most bullshit luck*

*not applicable in january

Redshirt

GB/PIT Referees in their civilian clothes.

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Doktor Zymm

Makeup call in 3….2….

fleshwound_NPG

golden age of BLEERGH

Redshirt

Maybe the Referees are only biased for green teams instead of just the Eagles?

LemonJello

Offsides, Seahawks?

Mr. Ayo

BLEEERGH just glitched.

Unsurprised

I would say what did Madrid do to deserve the Fins playing in Bernabeu, but then I remember who built Bernabeu. (In 1947)

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Jimbo

slaves?

Senor Weaselo

And he is still dead today!

I assume.

Don T

Buenaaas. I’m here for the Pitt offensive explosion in the second half. Or sleep, that works too

Jimbo

These uniforms are quite offensive.

Unsurprised

never mind.

Last edited 4 months ago by Unsurprised
BrettFavresColonoscopy

Chris Simms is way worse of a nepobaby than Dakota Johnson

/shows self out

Gumbygirl

That would make a great draft topic- worst nepo babies!

Don T

Louis XVI. Draft, won

ArmedandHammered

Royal families excluded.

Don T

Might as well ban oxygen too smFh

ArmedandHammered

You could have two drafts, royal and non-royal.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

/lil WCS leaves the chat

Gumbygirl

Yeah, the royal ones are expected to be nepo babies. It’s kind of their thing.

Jimbo

George W. Bush

WCS

PRAISE SHA’NKLOR

fleshwound_NPG

“Kicking is TOO EASY!”

-hot take industry

“LAMO.”

-SHANK’LOR

fleshwound_NPG

“laugh ass me off? GFTO.”

-me

Gumbygirl

Oll!

Mr. Ayo

Nailed It!

– B. Walsh

LemonJello

PRAISE SHAN’KHLOR FROM WHOM ALL BLESSINGS FLOW

Gumbygirl

I got back from my walk just in time to see DK get his tuddy. It’s wine time!