Teams With Playoff Aspirations Clash

Yes, both these squadoos have had a bit of a bumpy ride so far but expect both to right their respective ships.

To The Game!

Steelers/Chargers:

-Given how well Pitt fans travel and the disdain that Los Angelites(?) have for the Chargers, this looks like a home game for the visitor.

-The Steelers made some changes in the secondary and swapping out Juan Thornhill and Chuck Clark for Jalen Ramsey and Kyle Duggar looks like a massive upgrade for this neutral observer.

-Herbert has been getting battered around but keeps on getting back up and has been playing lights out. He should expect a few more welts after this one is done given that Joe Alt has been sent to a farm upstate, er, a facility north of San Fran. As a matter of fact, both starting tackles are out today.

-Take a bow Oronde Gadsen, a Sillycuse product that took a few weeks to find his footing. Over the last four games he’s averaged 94 receiving yards.

-This Just In: Rodgers is still an asshole.

Do in the comments what thou wilst.

5 5 votes
Article Rating

Leave a Reply

Subscribe
Notify of
229 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
Downfield Matriculator

Bo Derek sighting? What’s next, Cheryl Ladd?

jjfozz

Not sure Bo can even smile with how much surgery she’s had.

Mr. Ayo
litre_cola

You know, if it was a vanilla game no one would have paid no never-ending. HERE WE ARE. NO VAR ALL VIBES AND FUTBOL

fleshwound_NPG

dammit, not that ai xmas coke commercial again

Gumbygirl

Our box is about on the 10 yard line, near where Qaron got smooshed, up close to the bottom of the ginormous scoreboard.

WCS

Oh, yeah, there you are!

Redshirt

Run out on the field so we know who you are.

LemonJello

I’m waving at my tv, do you see me?

Mr. Ayo

We love your box no matter where’s it’s located. And we’re all glued to our TVs to see it.

Mr. Ayo

Tonight has definitely shown those of around here love the safety more than any other scoring type.

WCS

Two points, the ball back, and good field position? My favorite scenario in the ludicrous sport.

ThePirateSloth

Who doesn’t love a good frolic thru rural/medieval Europe with a hot unwashed Eurochick and some midgets?

Downfield Matriculator

Only a grizzled veteran could inexplicably back into the end zone and then drop the ball — maybe he found out the ball was vaccinated

Mr. Ayo

Just read that’s the seventh (7th) time he’s had a safety, just two off the lead of Jeff George.

LemonJello

His family sent it to him.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Boswell should get an endorsement deal with Old Spice or something because he B.O.’s WELL. Get it?

WCS

3-2 Pittsburgh with about eight minutes left to play before the intermission. Wait, what sport is this?

Redshirt

Pirates have an early 1st Inning lead over the Dodgers, 3-2.

fleshwound_NPG

pirates arent scoring 3 runs in any game

WCS

It went 23 innings.

Redshirt

.

the_safety_dance_by_brandtk-d92xtva
ThePirateSloth

comment image

Mr. Ayo

comment image

Gumbygirl

Ugh

LemonJello

Safety Dance in SoFi!

comment image

fleshwound_NPG

SAFETY DANCE

WCS

SAFETY DANCE FOR QARON

LemonJello

Might take advantage of the free food on Veterans Day and see if Applebees is worth all the fuss (and sex dwarf money) that Horatio says it is.

Last edited 5 months ago by LemonJello
Doktor Zymm

Antidisestablishmentarianism was a spelling word of mine in fourth grade. I got it right dammit

ThePirateSloth

My mom made me memorize that word too, around fourth grade.

Redshirt

Appendix:Protologisms/Long words/Titin – Wiktionary, the free dictionary

I tried to post this word but it didn’t get posted. If the website has been slow, that’s my fault.

litre_cola

Oh, there is a pitch underneath the snow.

Yes I know this is a football site. But Canadian champ in the snow!

Redshirt

Uh oh, Son of Porter got an ankle owie.

WCS

He just broke up that pass, so it mustn’t been too bad.

Should have been an interception, but I reckon that’s why Son of Porter plays defense.

Redshirt

I just had to put an Herbie INT chaser on that parlay.

Redshirt

Just a hitch in the getalong.

Redshirt

The Chargers do understand the Tush Push is supposed to go forward and not up, right?

Col. Duke LaCross

Jesus, run a real play.

LemonJello

“Spider 2Y Banana, On 2”

-JH Christ in huddle with his disciples

fleshwound_NPG

that tug on the charger WR not being called was the refs letting you know that they know it is a pittsburgh home game

Col. Duke LaCross

Not to blow smoke, but Bourbled Dok seems like a pretty fun hang!

LemonJello

Hey, Gumbygirl, if you get the chance, tell Collinsworth to SHUT THE FUCK UP from all of us here at DFO.

WCS

Just punch him in the groin, and then kick him in the face — repeatedly– while he’s doubling over.

Redshirt

If you see him, “Tell him to eat shit and go away!” He’ll know what it means.

ThePirateSloth

Did he really just say “chew your gum daddy?”

ThePirateSloth

oooooooooooooooooooooh, Danny. DANNY.

WCS

59 yard field goal

Chris Boswell > you

LemonJello

“That’s cute.”

Cam. Fucking. Little.

WCS

KICK OFF

jjfozz

It’s sad that Collinsworth calls a “perfect play” one that includes a form tackle. You know, the kind that’s been taught to players since the invention of fucking football.

Doktor Zymm

I just want to point out how much better I spell when bourble heeeeee

WCS

I guess we’ll find out…

Doktor Zymm

Dude took nap i no nap moar bourbon win!

jjfozz

This Wicked movie, I call it when I was constipated, cause I just don’t give a shit.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Don’t take out your frustrations with the new season of Emily in Rome on poor Wicked.

Col. Duke LaCross

A little Ratt-N-Roll for the bumper music.

To quote one of our favorite dogs, “that’s rocking!”

WCS

U get a three-and-out! And u get a three-and-out! AND U get a three-and-out!

Doktor Zymm

I do like both teams yellow pants. If you have to pants, yellow!

Mr. Ayo

Agreed. It hides all the unintended pissing down your leg.

WCS

Hmmm, yes… “unintended…”

WCS

First play after being activated off the practice squad? BLEERGH.

not great

ThePirateSloth

Hey it’s my favorite kicker!

WCS

Shawn Suisham? Norm John Johnson? Kris Brown?

jjfozz

There it is: “Steelers fans travel well.”

Percentage of Steelers fans with a pennsylvania license: 0.05%

Unsurprised

Or any license.

/excepting license to ill

fleshwound_NPG

melissa stark didnt warn us that she was gonna be rocking black leather tonight

WCS

Stillers radio broadcast guesstimates 55-45 Stillers fans to Spanoi clan fans in the stands.

Gumbygirl

At least 60

WCS

Are yinz in attendance? If so, where are your seats?

Unsurprised

The fact that I know more about and have any thoughts about (and more than) Justin Herbert’s girlfriend that anyone I have or will have seen on tv is fucking pathetic. And that exception is only the goddamn fucking president of the United States. But only because it takes a lot of adjectives to describe why I think he’s such a peculiar loser.

Anyway, if you’re so inclined, the Netflix Frankenstein movie is pretty good. I have to assume GdT made some of the CGI intentionally obvious.

There’s also a four part adaptation of Destiny of thw Republic, the book about James Garfield and his assassin. It features a murderers row of character actors. And since it’s set in the 19th century, you can bet your ass Nick Offerman is in this as Chester A. Arthur. Michael Shannon is the second best actor to play Garfield after Bill Murray and Charles Guiteau is played by Matthew McFadyen (Tom from Succession).

Doktor Zymm

Sorry that was long didn’t read but i’m sure it was great just like my beer! Cheers babe luv ya!

Mr. Ayo

SHUT THE FUCK UP CHRIS!

Redshirt

The first Cris denouncement. Time to turn the game on. After I mute the TV first of course.

WCS

This is the first time Qaron and Herbert have faced each other, and somehow the first game Qaron has played in SoFi.

XEROX OF UBER WEIRDNESS

Last edited 5 months ago by WCS
WCS

https://youtube.com/watch?v=iuIvYrKsvnM&si=SARjI9PYB6eD4kfj

For balls.

Here we go Stillers, AND yinz get me during a Sunday night shift! There will be no refunds.

fleshwound_NPG

for much of the season the la chargers and la rams realize during their own home games they are the either the 2nd or 3rd favorite team in their own city

1.visiting team (especially if it is the raiders or steelers)
2.rams
3.chargers

Mr. Ayo

A faint femur drum is heard in the distance south

fleshwound_NPG

say what you want about paul tagliabue, at least he knew the nfl in la was a bullshit idea unless it was the raiders

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Regarding today’s appearance, I honestly haven’t seen Donald Trump exhibit that much charisma since he was trying to get that 14 year-old he was raping to stop crying.” – Alan Dershowitz

Gumbygirl

Living the suite life! Pics tomorrow, I have to resize everything

Mr. Ayo

Wave that terrible towel so we can see you on TV.

Mr. Ayo

It appears this won’t actually differentiate you enough from the other 80% of the crowd.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Resizing pics? Why didn’t I think of that?” – Brett Favre, glancing up from a new welfare fraud scheme he’s working on

litre_cola

40 mins to clear the snow. BC Dick and I went to the lobby bar for a drink…. he had 3 rums and 2 tequilas

Doktor Zymm

Both teams blow, fuck em!

ballsofsteelandfury

It’s officially “Los Angelenos” and it’s not that the Steelers travel well, it’s that there are a TON of Steelers fans in LA.

litre_cola

Iggle fans too. They all left the cold.

Doktor Zymm

Yeah, and the fact that they have a ton of fans all over means they travels well

Redshirt

I honestly doubt LA knows they have the Chargers.

Mr. Ayo

Just the Tesla owners.

SonOfSpam

The MNF game in 8 days is Cowboys-Raiders.

(Perot voice) I think that’s just sad.

LemonJello

Can ESPN flex out and show a test pattern instead?

blaxabbath

Sounds like a great opportunity to bring in the Commander in Chief to stroke out.

Redshirt

YouTubeTV picked a great time to drop ESPN.

Redshirt

(Perot voice) “You see? There over here talking about Cowboys and Raiders, two teams that no one’s cared about since I was alive. And while I was typing this reply, the national debt has increased by nearly two million dollars. That’s enough to buy hookers and blow for both locker rooms and owners boxes.”

fleshwound_NPG

if only disney/youtube did all this starting on that date

it was one thing missing cards/cowboys, but man, we couldn’t missed nothing at all

Mr. Ayo

I love a good snuff film so I’m looking forward to that one.

Mr. Ayo

For the love of god Herbert, remember you have a Ladd McConkey to catch your stupid passes.

SonOfSpam

I second this emotion.

Redshirt

I third it, beggingly.

litre_cola

Mrs Cola is down with this, although she has given up on her brother and I.

Doktor Zymm

Totally fair given what we know about y’all and malort

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Hey, my FF team is having a pretty good year. Let’s see how my matchup looks…

/sees opponent started Jonathan Taylor and Davis Mills

comment image

Unsurprised

Do you still want the whiskey sour?

1 2 3
229
0
Would love your thoughts, please comment.x
()
x