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Teams With Playoff Aspirations Clash

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Yes, both these squadoos have had a bit of a bumpy ride so far but expect both to right their respective ships.

To The Game!

Steelers/Chargers:

-Given how well Pitt fans travel and the disdain that Los Angelites(?) have for the Chargers, this looks like a home game for the visitor.

-The Steelers made some changes in the secondary and swapping out Juan Thornhill and Chuck Clark for Jalen Ramsey and Kyle Duggar looks like a massive upgrade for this neutral observer.

-Herbert has been getting battered around but keeps on getting back up and has been playing lights out. He should expect a few more welts after this one is done given that Joe Alt has been sent to a farm upstate, er, a facility north of San Fran. As a matter of fact, both starting tackles are out today.

-Take a bow Oronde Gadsen, a Sillycuse product that took a few weeks to find his footing. Over the last four games he’s averaged 94 receiving yards.

-This Just In: Rodgers is still an asshole.

Do in the comments what thou wilst.

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blaxabbath

What is this shit about the Harbaugh family and the Steelers franchise?

THIS IS THE FUCKING GAME WE STICK THEM BETWEEN THE WHITE LINES TO EXECUTE! IT IS EXACTLY AS BIG AS IT IS!

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Downfield Matriculator

Well that pretty much puts us in the sweet spot of 1 game over .500. JFC, what an embarrasing offensive display leading to the D giving up an easy one. Sigh

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Gumbygirl

This is fucking hideous.

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Redshirt

Did you pay for the ticket?

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Gumbygirl

Nope.

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blaxabbath

Look at Ramsey saving that TD.

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blaxabbath

Oh yeah, Amazon. I want to bring my kid out to go sledding and we’ll just deal with some old cranks who have yet-another childhood joy that everyone just needs to let them tax with presence. Hope these gals have Amazon Ambulance because I’m not fucking dealing with their inevitable aches and, “Oh! I just –“

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Redshirt

Bold take.

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WCS

I don’t want to listen to, nor gain any information or insight to what either of them is blathering about, so there’s that.

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blaxabbath

At least it’ll be crystal clear betting instruction:

“GOING TO BE A BAD DAY FOR EAGLES PLAYERS WHO TRY TO RESIST ICE!”

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WCS

This game is somehow simultaneously dull, uninteresting, but is NOT a Thursday night game. How does that work?

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blaxabbath

NBC has figured how to flex across time.

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blaxabbath

Rodgers out here making business decisions with that duck.

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Downfield Matriculator

Another overthrow! Remind me why we paid for this a$$hole instead of picking up some other players and living with Russ?

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blaxabbath

Russ is insufferable.

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Downfield Matriculator

Compared to Mr. Did-his-own-research?

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blaxabbath

No — that was the joke.

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Downfield Matriculator

My sarcasm antenna has been bent by watching this crapfest authored by Rodgers and co-signed by Tomlin

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blaxabbath

I like how the Chargers have just leaned into outfitting themselves as Temu Rams.

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blaxabbath

Are girls who aren’t pretty just like, done?

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Redshirt

As much as I am enjoying this primetime Steelers ineptitude, and I do, all I picturing is the pissed off Steelers murderdeathkilling the Bengals next week.

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blackroseMD1

“Dicker Doinker” has to be the name of an adult film, right?

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WCS

If not, just another example of us failing as a species.

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jjfozz

Dicker Doinker Cums to Town
Dicker’s Triumphant Return
Who’s Seen This Dicker?
A New, Thicker Dicker
Dicker’s Dong Does Dallas and Dubuque

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jjfozz

DID YOU GUYS NOW THE STEELERS SPECIAL TEAMS COACH CHEWS GUM?

FUCKING DID YOU?

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fleshwound_NPG

SMOKIN BIG OL DOINKS

doinks
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blaxabbath

Doinks in Amish. Up here in Amish

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fleshwound_NPG

gang.

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Col. Duke LaCross

DONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG

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Downfield Matriculator

DOINK!!

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Redshirt

DOINK!

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WCS

BONG

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Horatio Cornblower

That non-call on the clear PI against DK Metcalf makes me wonder what the under is on the Fan Duel Prop List O’ The Week Brought To You Over And Over Again By Draft Kings Because Fuck Your Mortgage That’s Why.

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blaxabbath

Hey — I know a Domincan who has a pitcher in his famila….

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Redshirt

JV Cincy reference on SNF? Didn’t have that on my Bingo Card.

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Horatio Cornblower

So, am I seeing that replay of the safety incorrectly, or did Aaron Rodgers see Khalil Mack loose and coming at him and elect to run deeper into the end zone?

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That’s correct, but it wasn’t a bad decision on its face – Q-Aaron would have been able to throw the ball away if he hadn’t bumped it against his lineman’s leg and fumbled it.

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Horatio Cornblower

OK, but I’m going to blame him anyway.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I mean, he *did* fumble in his own end zone. That’s plenty of ammunition to mock him with.

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Redshirt

The 30-for-30 special about all the kicking balls for the 2025 season being illegally modified is going to be amazing.

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litre_cola

So if i hit this guy for being an absolute cunt to the bartender and me will i get arrested?

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litre_cola

Fuck army, every human should work in hospitality

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Redshirt

Have him throw one punch at you with witnesses looking. After that, you are in the clear.

Note: Not a lawyer.

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Horatio Cornblower

I am a lawyer. Don’t do this in Mexico. Even as a likable Canadian.

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blaxabbath

But how then how can people in hospitality constantly waive their finger at me for never working in hospitality?

Last edited 5 months ago by blaxabbath
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Horatio Cornblower

I highly recommend not getting arrested in Mexico.

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Doktor Zymm

I don’t know but you’re right

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WCS

Kicking is totes too easy guys

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I feel like narrower uprights would make things more fun. You’d still see just as many attempts from 60+, but fewer of the 40- and 50-yarders that have become too much of a sure thing.

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Doktor Zymm

The whole second gen thing, it’s a fucking cult

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Doktor Zymm

I can hurdle an entire 18 inches,

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Doktor Zymm

Lowratio best nawt try to stop me

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Horatio Cornblower

Don’t start, we just got him to bed.

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litre_cola

BC Dick is a good human but! I reckon i am.half a bottle of tequila deep

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Doktor Zymm

I was gonna get y’all 2 malort but just got one apologies

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Horatio Cornblower

OK, that hurdle was pretty cool.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Big Play Slay more like Hospital Stay Slay amirite?

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Doktor Zymm

I got 2/3 parlay. Mcconcky td, check. Under 46, check. Need steelers cover +2.5. Brb chicken.

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Horatio Cornblower

This game is pretty meh, but the Chargers uniforms are sharp.

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Doktor Zymm

Yellow pants.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh, sure, but when I show up to your birthday dinner with yellow stains on my pants all of a sudden “it’s a bad look”, huh?

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Doktor Zymm

Hugs, ja?

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Doktor Zymm

I am a failure. I couldn’t produce fire. I mean, I could have, but not portable within seconds which clearly not good enough and high school me looks on with scorn. A couple years later me flicks a rigged lighter. I guess it’s ok I’ll sip my beer and live in fear of past mes who are way more badass

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Doktor Zymm

All the mes have eyebrows. Nawt so all the people who meet the mes

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litre_cola

Do not travel with BC Dick. Mother Fucker has never been to a country apart from ours, never.ind an all inclusive. I just inhaled 10 oz of tequila

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SonOfSpam

BC stands for Boyneverleft Canada

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Mr. Bound-to Canada

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Gumbygirl

Bigly Canadian

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Doktor Zymm

Hold on to your eyebrows!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I thought he was a sister(in-law?) fucker

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LemonJello

Does Collinsworth have a minimum word count per broadcast? Or does he just love the sound of his verbal diarrhea that much? FFS.

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Downfield Matriculator

Listening to him circle around the obvious conclusion that the common denominator in the shitty offense is Rodgers’ inability to hit a receiver with a catchable ball made me yell at the TV so loudly I scared the dog. Why do you hate my good girl, Collinsworth?

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Doktor Zymm

Oh sleepy but up at flight 6:15? We see

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Redshirt

Voice Over: “We’ve replaced Sunday Night Football with Thursday Night Football. Let’s see if anyone notices.”

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fleshwound_NPG

QAARONCEPTION

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Gumbygirl

Fuck

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fleshwound_NPG

kopitar scores and the la kings hold a 5-3 lead over the penguins

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ArmedandHammered

That looked like Buddy being chased by a bear.

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jjfozz

Nice WWE move. How in fuck was that not a flag.

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Horatio Cornblower

Full-on suplex!

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Mr. Ayo

Power slam courtesy of Captain Insaneo.

CHOO CHOO!

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ThePirateSloth

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ArmedandHammered

That receiver was not running his route, looked more like a mosey to me.

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Mr. Ayo

Update on McConkey.

Targets: One (1)
Catches: Zero (0)
Yards: Zero (0)
TDs: Zero (0)
Pissed off Owners: All of them (∞)

Look Herbert, there’s a reason you’re losing this game right now.

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Jimbo

There you go!

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Mr. Ayo

Sigh. Update:

Targets: Three (3)
Catches: One (1)
Yards: Sixteen (16)
TDs: Zero (0)
Pissed off Owners: All of them (∞)

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

This was my first workout in almost a full calendar month.

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LemonJello

Changing the bags on all the RTD clan’s vacuums counts as a workout?

Actually, that many reps probably does!

Last edited 5 months ago by LemonJello
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LemonJello

PRAISE SHAN’KHLOR FROM WHOM ALL BLESSINGS FLOW

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Mr. Ayo

Nailed It!

— B. Walsh

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ArmedandHammered

I hope you have a macro for this with the way this year is going kicking wise.

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Mr. Ayo

All of my posts are artisannly crafted for all DFOers pleasure.

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litre_cola

Shittiest football weekend ever..bet on the Packers

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Downfield Matriculator

What is nawt a catch after another Rodgers impression of Russell Wilson

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I seem to remember that type of play being ruled a catch when Travis Kelce was on the receiving end.

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