It’s the final weekend of CFL action. I’ll miss Canadian football greatly when it’s done, of course – but I have so much to do between now and May 2026 with this whole new baby thing going on that I feel like I’m barely going to have time to catch my breath. At least my report cards were done this year before the deadline of this article. And this article was done before the baby got here! I’ll take the small solaces where I can find them. Now if only I can finish next week’s season finale before kiddo gets here…
In league news this week:
- The Ottawa REDBLACKS will be getting a major stadium renovation over the next few years; in a hotly contested debate at Ottawa City Council, the Lansdowne 2.0 project received final approval by a narrow 15-10 vote. Of most concern to citizens and representatives alike is the fact that this publicly-owned facility, which includes both TD Place Stadium and Arena, is giving over $400 million of taxpayer money to subsidize the construction and operation of the facilty by private company Ottawa Sports and Entertainment Group (OSEG), a group of billionaire real estate developers that own the REDBLACKS and the Ottawa 67s major junior hockey team. Lansdowne Park is significantly improved from its previous existence as predominantly a sea of asphalt parking spots attached to a football stadium and hockey rink, but it still, in eleven years since its grand re-opening, has never turned a profit, including in the associated retail and entertainment venues on the site. I have serious doubts that throwing bad money after worse is going to turn things around, unfortunately. As part of the re-development, the north side grandstands of the stadium will be demolished, which includes the 9500-seat hockey rink beneath them; replacing them will be a new north grandstand – notably lacking a roof, which the current one has, due to cost – as well as a smaller, 5500-seat arena in the east edge of the property that is currently open parkland. There will also be some additional large condo towers included as part of the site’s redevelopment. This reduction in amenities is also putting the future of the PWHL’s Ottawa Charge in jeopardy, as the new arena would be among the smallest in the new league’s facilities, and the team has led the league in attendance through its first two seasons. Construction on the arena begins early next year; upon its completion in early 2028, the north grand stands and old arena will then be demolished and replaced.
- In a league-wide meeting earlier this week, the CFL approved its players to participate in the 2028 Summer Olympic flag football events in Los Angeles. While I think this opens a huge amount of possibilities for Canadians and aspiring hopes of gold medals, I am still curious about two main logistical considerations of how this will all work; firstly, it falls directly in the middle of the CFL regular season – something that NFL teams don’t have to contend with in the same manner due to August being when training camps are underway for the league. Second is of course the fact that flag football is its own unique sport separate from traditional tackle football, both American and Canadian rules; and not only that, flag football teams have been training, practising and competing in their own little bubble for quite some time and are probably more familiar with the game’s nuances than pro tackle players might be at the onset. Still, the media hype of some sort of Nathan Rourke vs. Patrick Mahomes or Lamar Jackson matchup does sound pretty sweet indeed.
- Winnipeg Blue Bombers head coach Mike O’Shea, who led the team to five straight Grey Cup appearances and two victories, is without a contract for 2026. As such, he’s a hot commodity on the coaching market; Toronto has spoken with him already this week about filling the job after Ryan Dinwiddie departed the week before to become the dual HC & GM of the Ottawa REDBLACKS… A longtime Argo, a reunion with O’Shea certainly makes a lot of sense on paper, but there’s always the possibility that O’Shea wants to expand his focus after spending so long as the Bombers’ field chief. The Hamilton Tiger-Cats have HC Scott Milanovich under contract for another season through the end of 2026, but are currently without a GM due to the unfortunate passing of Ted Goveia to cancer earlier this season; as such, the Tabbies have requested permission to speak with both O’Shea and Winnipeg assistant GM Danny McManus for the GM position. McManus is another intriguing name for the job; not only was he the QB who led the Tiger-Cats to their last Grey Cup championship in 1999, but he got his start in front office positions with Hamilton before being hired by Winnipeg in 2013. Both O’Shea and McManus worked extensively with Ted Goveia, as he was hired over from the Bombers to become the team’s GM at the end of last season.
Onto the games!
DIVISION FINAL RECAPS
EAST DIVISION FINAL
(2) Montreal 19 vs. (1) Hamilton 16: This was a knock ’em down, drag ’em out defensive battle; in an unusual turn of events, the Alouettes had a fairly difficult time sustaining drives for most of this game. With both teams often starting deep in their own territory, touchdowns were hard to come by; it took until the third quarter, when Davis Alexander found Tyler Snead for a major to take a 13-3 lead. Bo Levi Mitchell then found Shemar Bridges in the end zone to cut the lead to 13-10. After several field goals to knot the score at 16-16, Davis Alexander, dealing with a hamstring injury – the same one that sidelined him for much of this season – still managed to engineer a game-winning drive, which allowed kicker Jose Maltos Diaz to kick the winner from 45 yards out right as time expired to send the visitors to the championship game, and extended the Tiger-Cats’ Grey Cup drought to 26 years and counting.
PICK: Montreal
RESULT: Montreal
WEST DIVISION FINAL
(2) BC 21 vs. (1) Saskatchewan 24: It was another strongly defensive game; in frigid temperatures, receivers on both sides struggled tremendously with catching the ball – drops abounded. The Lions led for much of this game, with Nathan Rourke a one-man show once again – he threw for a TD and ran for two others – but with eight two-and-outs, the offence as a whole was sporadic for BC, from both the cold weather and the strong defensive effort put forth by Saskatchewan. The Riders had a number of two-and-outs themselves, but when the chips were down and time was running out, Trevor Harris managed to orchestrate the go-ahead game-winning drive with less than a minute left on the clock, carving up the Lions’ defence in five plays and hitting WR Tommy Nield in the end zone with just eleven seconds to go in the fourth quarter. It was a fantastic end to the game; I have no doubt the Lions will be making a title game appearance of their own very soon considering how excellent Nathan Rourke was in this game.
PICK: BC
RESULT: Saskatchewan
112th GREY CUP PREVIEW
PRINCESS AUTO STADIUM, WINNIPEG, MB
(2E) Montreal (12-8) ) vs. (1W) Saskatchewan (13-6), Sunday, November 16th, 6:00 PM EST (CTV, TSN, CBSSN, CFL+): For the first time since 2013, the Saskatchewan Roughriders are heading back to the Grey Cup. For one of the league’s best-supported franchises, their lack of success in title games (just four victories in 115 years of existence) is well-known… and fans are nervous. That said, last week’s defensive effort was one of the best we’ve seen all season from the Riders, and their top record in the CFL is still absolutely warranted. On the other side of the matchup, the Alouettes just have juice right now. Davis Alexander is now 13-0 as a starter – a truly amazing record – and while he’s absolutely held up his end of the bargain in each of those victories, the Als’ balanced defence is similarly contributing to the team’s success. Last week’s 16 points conceded against Hamilton was an excellent game, and in particular, their ability to neutralize the passing game has been key to success recently. If there’s a reason why Montreal may lost this one, it’s that Alexander may have tweaked his hamstring yet again – which would make it the third time this season he’s suffered the same injury. However, in his postgame interview last week, he stated he was absolutely going to play and that it didn’t feel as serious as the previous two times. That said, that will similarly make Montreal fans nervous, considering that hammy cost him eleven games this year. I’ll be interested to see what the game plan is for Saskatchewan – they certainly have the ability to run the ball, and lead rusher AJ Ouellette has looked excellent in recent weeks – considering this is almost certainly going to be another cold weather game, this contest may end up appearing a bit more like an old-school ground & pound game for both teams. We have had some excellent Grey Cups between these two teams before – the most memorable of these was probably the 97th, back in 2009, when Saskatchewan appeared to have successfully blocked the game-winning Montreal field goal by Damon Duval… only to be called for too many men on the field, allowing Duval to re-kick and hit successfully. I wrote a play-by-play of this game back in July 2020, trying to kill some time for the Beat back before the league cancelled the 2020 season due to the COVID-19 pandemic, if you want to know more about that crazy game, click the link!
PICK: Montreal
Enjoy the game, everyone.
And then we started sucking each other’s dick:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqcXmgrctdU
I have to go to a trade show for a different industry we serve. I’m gonna go hock my new product. I have no sales experience.
Should be fun.
Hope it’s something easy to hock. A loogie, perhaps.
Watch and learn from those pawn shop tv show guys. Those fuckers play to win by lowballing everybody, especially eunuchs
As a guy whose ego tells him that he’s really good at sales (and not from the Glengarry Ross family tree): Never say “No” or “We can’t do that”. Potential customers sometimes open up avenues thru their questions that you hadn’t envisioned before. Think of yourself as a problem-solver rather than a guy that just wants to push product.
Basketbrawl is about to to commence on FS1.
No idea what to expect here.
Besides incest?
Apologies if this is a repost…
[pushes glasses up nose]
I don’t even know where to start with this…
Yeah. “IST” is a suffix or an acronym, both not playable. “Ra” is playable but not connected to anything!
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The rain has kinda sorta started in my corner of Los Angeles. Supposed to keep up through the weekend.
Californians when it starts to sprinkle (article interpretation)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_56VcpTR-0&pp=ygUnZm9ycmVzdCBndW1wIG9uZSBkYXkgaXQgc3RhcnRlZCByYWluaW5n0gcJCQMKAYcqIYzv
Hey, this storm could drop an entire inch over the next few days.
That’s right, we’re getting the full Favre.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqcXmgrctdU
Padres are for sale. Let’s get Low Commander in here and pool some money together.
I can do like 100 bucks, maybe 150 if I get an owner’s box.
/Checks wallet
I’m in for $26 and coupon for a shoe store that’s one purchase away from a free pair.
Well, you’ve officially outbid Mike Brown.
No way he has a coupon documenting that he’s paid for 9 pairs of shoes over several years.
Probably factually correct. I know a guy who owns a fairly large, nice apartment building in downtown Vancouver that has a view of English bay. Rent must be astronomical.
The same guy buys used shoes on E-Bay to wear. Rich people are nuts.
Evergreen (Terrace):
“Buy him out, boys!”
/femur drums heard in distance
A prospective new owner enters the discussion..
Looks like the fans are near revolt. In case of a riot, I’ll see if I can grab one of the AFC Championship trophies for the clubhouse. If not, maybe one of the endzone turfs.
“more birthdays this season than sacks”
Damn.
It would be fun to have our own goalpost, we could make a giant slingshot!
Roger that.
When they start to tar and feather Brown and Taylor, meet me at Mehring and Freeman. Bring a pickup truck.
[declines your invitation] – Chris Henry
I cannot imagine a “passionate” fan of the Colorado Rockies that doesn’t involve someone self-immolating themselves in front of the stadium.
This comment brought to you by the Colorado Rockies naming Paul DePodesta as their head of baseball operations, because any time you get to snag someone from the front office of noted successful baseball franchise the…checks notes…Cleveland Browns?
What the fuck?
He’s the Moneyball guy. It makes more sense for the Rockies to hire him than it did for the Browns.
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Probably true.
Paul Skenes is your unanimous NL CY Young award winner.
The Pirates will be announcing Skenes to the Yankees for Anthony Volpe, Carlos Rodon, six new(ish) wooden bats, not one but two bags of batting-practice quality baseballs, a gently used John Deere lawnmower, (with bags!), and a large check made payable to “Cash”
Meh, just make the large check out to Bob Nutting.
He’s made it pretty obvious that he doesn’t give a fuck about the fanbase.
Oh, Ol’ Bob will be cashing the check, he just wants it made out to ‘cash’ so it’ll be secret.
I honestly don’t think he would care if people knew. Everyone knows what a money grubbing bastard he is. He seems to revel in it.
‘The lowly acclaimed sequel to the “The Pirates of Penzance” is “The Pirates of Parsimony,” the story of a tight-fisted sports owner who cares more about his bottom line than winning games, hires all the wrong people and watches his franchise burst into flames despite the presence of a generational star pitcher’
https://www.post-gazette.com/sports/joe-starkey/2025/11/13/pirates-nutting-skenes-cy-young-award-mlb/stories/202511130062
IT IS OUR BIRTHDAY.
Happy birthday, buddy. Sending love to you and the missus!
Happiest Birthday Senor! Just imagine the bestest birthday meme evah, that’s the one I’d be sending to you if I weren’t such a maroon!
this whole new baby thing
Salesman: [slaps the top of the crib] “Why get new when you could buy one of these previously-loved models? Low mileage, you don’t have to worry about a name or the sex, it’s all done for you! You’re just a credit check away from driving this baby off the lot.”
Hospital Security Guard: [whispers into radio for backup]
“Now let’s talk rust-proofing. These StorkCrafts will rust up on you like that… Shut up, Gil, close the deal, close the deal!”
(I’m on a conference call that doesn’t really require my full attention, or even being unmuted, so there’s a lot of TV and internet surfing going on. My apologies for the interruptions)
With that disclaimer out of the way, HOLY SHIT I KNEW THE SABRES WERE BAD BUT MY GOD, THIS CHART!!
https://bsky.app/profile/dirtbagqueer.rocks/post/3m322ezis5s26
Move the Sabres to Hartford!!
A graph like that for the Raiders would actually look almost identical.
Rachel Robinson, Jackie Robinson’s widow, is 103.
I don’t have a joke, that’s just amazing.
Also, Billye Aaron, Hank Aaron’s widow, is absolutely delightful, just politely brushing off all the dumb shit Harold Baines says. Which is a lot.
You scared me for a second. But she’s wonderful.
Apparently Jackie’s buried, either fittingly or WEIRDingly, by the parkway in Brooklyn that bears his name. At some point I’m meaning to go pay my respects.
That’s the same reason I started a petition to rename The Meadowlands as Jimmy Hoffa Stadium.
“Baseball’s in the middle of its biggest gambling scandal since Pete Rose was fucking teenagers, now let’s hear from Harold Baines and Matt Vasgersian about the Draft King odds on the AL MVP, live from the Wynn Casino in Las Vegas”
/drowns in hypocrisy
Happiest Birthday, daddio! And enjoy your Grey Cup
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Fuck! Ihad an excellent birthday meme, trust me!
It’s very strange, if I use my magic internet powers to look behind the curtains on your comment, it’s like the link got eaten entirely – there’s nothing there.
It’s so weird. Tenor has always worked for me before. And I resized my own pictures from the Steeler game on Sunday and they wouldn’t post either. I think there’s something wrong on my phone, but I’ll never figure out what it is. Oh well, no images for me, I guess!
Happy Birthday Maestro! Hope the Li’l one on the way and your wife are doing fine. My very best wishes to you, i.e.,

Happy birthday to Senor Weaselo as well
Your east coast bias is showing.
Thanks for doing these all season. These do make me try to find CFL to watch on Friday and Saturday nights, when I think of it.
Roughriders for life!
/Why is Buddy Cole pulling into my driveway?
Roughriders or Rough riders?
Not really sure.
Ruff Riders
Oh man, this woman in the depression medication commercial was also in a commercial for a nasal issue medication!
I guess I should take those warnings about suicidal thoughts side-effects more seriously.
It’s true that being depressed and covered in snot is objectively worse than just being depressed