More Games? Why Not?

Let’s see what we’ve got. Just the Colts and Saints on bye this week.

Bengals/Steelers:

Cincy doesn’t have a pass rush with Hendrickson in and he may not be playing so Rodgers should have all day. I guess if the game gets weird, loopy and ugly it could be close. Once again though, which Pitt D bothers to show up? The one that gave up 32 to the Jets or the one that held the roaring Pats to 14?

Panteros/Falconos:

This could be an odd sort of game that on the surface looks like a low-scoring incompetency-fest but both defenses have shown that they can stop teams in their tracks. Atlanta seems to be more Jeckyll and Hyde-they let Jonathan Taylor run for 200+ and yet sacked Indy Jones 7 times. If Atlanta can’t figure how to get the ball to Bijan/Allgeier for about 32 touches combined I don’t know what to say.

Bucs/Bills:

This should be the Game O’ Week (on this slate at least, there’s another one in the late window). Tampa’s a bit undermanned but you can run on Buffalo as easily as you can walk your dog around the block. The Bills are undefeated when Cook gets to 100 yards and Mayfield’s 4th quarter metrics were off the charts last time I looked.

Texans/Titans:

Stroud is out again with a sprained noggin but I feel more sorry for Ward, who must face that devastating Houston pass rush.

Bears/Vikes:

What to make of these teams? They both are well-coached but deeply flawed. Once some upgraded personnel are put in place the NFC North is going to be a gotdamn madhouse of a division. I think Chicago takes this because McCarthy isn’t there yet, not even close.

Packers/Giants:

I’ve not a clue as to what the combo of Kafka and Winston will get up to today but it sure as hell will be interesting. Kafka showed a great deal of creativity over at K.C. and I wonder how much that was stifled by Daboll trying not to lose. You know Jameis wants to let loose the long ball but the Giants have very little speed with both Nabers and now Slayton out. Hyatt’s the guy for the job but he’s Roberto Duran as far as hands are concerned.

Chargers/Jags:

Jax is a game over .500 but it feels like they’re three games under. Is it just habit to think of them that way? Brian Thomas Jr’s sophomore blues have handicapped what they can do in the passing game and the team is so non-descript otherwise. Here’s one for you-Herbert is the league’s leading rusher at the QB spot. Who saw that coming?

Do your thing.

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BaldingSpiritually

Bryce Young has over 400 yards, had almost 300 in the second half alone and is about to land his fourth win over Atlanta. Even I would have never predicted this

Unsurprised

Fuck that shit. That cloud of dust came from the field, not the line. Fucking zebras.

Unsurprised

That is so close but fuck you, touchdown.

Unsurprised

Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear weapons.

The Maestro

The Bears are the most unconvincing 7-3 team of all time.

fleshwound_NPG

timeline is so broken posts from 1994 message boards are making it to 2025

fleshwound_NPG

shoutout to my man steve walsh making 5 yard passes into a playoff berth (and win!)

Brocky

I’ll take it

Horatio Cornblower

Oh wow, Micah Parsons making a game-ending sack.

Must be nice.

Doktor Zymm

Cairo is Chicago’s favorite Egyptian city!

fleshwound_NPG

LOL VIKES

fleshwound_NPG

oh vikes

Mr. Ayo

There it is. Well done Winston.

NotShogunButShogun

Jameis giveth, then he shitteth

Don T

Mimosas for everyone*! 🥂
* i side my Apt

Gumbygirl

I like them with cranberry juice. Orange juice gives me dreadful heartburn.

Don T

cava + oj

fleshwound_NPG

yep, ben johnson looked like matt eberflus all 4th quarter

Gumbygirl

Doinked in!

Don T

Van Jefferson! It’s… wow

Gumbygirl

I’m heading to the relegation zone in Freezer Vodka. Rev has Josh Allen ( 5 fucking tds) and the mighty Jax defense.

Doktor Zymm

Welcome to the relegation zone!
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Mr. Ayo

I chortle every week seeing your PA total. You really should complain about that more.

Doktor Zymm

I seethe internally and have started giving recommendations to my friends in other leagues about who to start based on my opponent

Mr. Ayo

Make that 6. Holy shit what a day.

LemonJello

Extra Commissary for Prison Girlfriend today!

Don T

Dorito chilaquiles anf July pruno woo!

Gumbygirl

Vintage pruno, fancy!

NotShogunButShogun

SUDDEN INDIFFERENCE

Redshirt

Holding Pittsburgh to 20 and yet being down by 8 is easily a Monkey’s Paw situation.

Dunstan

Overheard some guy bitching about how the Chargers always blow it (true), and how they need to be more like the Dodgers, who know how to win. Which I found amusing, because for most of this century the Dodgers have been held up as a bunch of chokers who can’t get it done when it counts, and thirteen months ago they were one loss away from crashing out against the Padres and firing Dave Roberts, etc. The line between “perennial chokers” and “guys who just know how to win and rise to the occasion” is pretty thin!

Then they somehow segued into talking about how “Americans” aren’t having enough babies. And yeah, I’m pretty sure there was a “white” implied in there….

fleshwound_NPG

ben johnson is going to take a 16-3 4th quarter lead and possibly make it into a loss

that’s called the eberfuls special

fleshwound_NPG

would be good for the vikings if they had a QB that could throw

Gatoraids

they would be better off with a QB that didnt throw at all. return to wishbone with jefferson and jones. someone call up Pawwwl Johnson

Redshirt

To be fair, JaMarr Chase egged Jalen Ramsey there.

NotShogunButShogun

Crab legs foar everyone!

Gatoraids

melting some butter in prep to rub it on the Packers

NotShogunButShogun

They been self-basting all season. Much like my youth

Redshirt

Uh, oh. Bengals-Steelers is starting to go Peak Bengals-Steelers.

Gumbygirl

Fight! Fight!

Redshirt

I think JaMarr Chase just realized he’s wasting his career being a Bengal.

Doktor Zymm

So you’re saying his thinking speed is the inverse of his running speed?

Redshirt

Having Joe Burrow helped to blind him to the reality of the situation.

Unsurprised

Everyone’s been in India.

Don T

I’m tired and fucking hate the pickle fry ads. Also, media oversaturation worked l😛

Unsurprised

I finally checked and it’s clearly for the best that I slept through the commies game.

Commies always get their asses handed to them in Spain.

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Don T

Jeje. Muy cierto.
Still, what a legendary coupla years in the early 30s
https://youtu.be/S4UZKuDHDPc?si=QxiQmc-amkgcNZAt

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Unsurprised

Leftists once again foiled by their mortal enemies: Leftists.

Don T

TEN with the ball, down 7 with 12 minutes left. Thank you Universe, for validating my decision to stay in.

LemonJello

Captain Dingleberry at the helm of the SS Hotlanta. This is NAWT a drill!

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fleshwound_NPG

ben johnson looked like a fucking tool on that last drive and now the vikes start their comeback

fleshwound_NPG

leading 16-3 in the 4th quarter:

incomplete
incomplete
big sack
punt
—–
long punt return
rushing td
vikes not dead

NotShogunButShogun

Winston giving the secondary every chance to look cromulent.

LemonJello

Who stole the Jaguras uniforms and is beating the tar-shit out of the Clippers du Merde?

Unsurprised

TLaw is now the head bitch on the cellblock

Don T

Cam Ward ran. Timestamp, please

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Come on CBS, switch to something more interesting please.

Gumbygirl

Whoooooooooooo!

Redshirt

Yeah, could’ve done without that…

fleshwound_NPG

jj mccarthy’s dumbass throw injures two bears and might spark a comeback because the bears secondary is now super ded

fleshwound_NPG

but damn jj that means you gotta throw better than a D-III level

The Maestro

No baby yet. Now it’s late. At any rate got more choring done before it decides to arrive, so now I can watch Red Zone and Grey Cup guilt-free for the rest of today!

Don T

Remember: Carmen works for all genders

jjfozz

True story: when my third was born, doc said, “We can induce your wife in two weeks.”

Me: “That’s right during playoff football!”