On We Go-Spinning, Spinning

We’ve got a quad of games this afternoon which is nice if you can afford it. Hey, my son is out on his four-wheeler as I type. That has nothing to do with this intro.

To The Games!

Seahawks/Rams:

It’s not often you get a slobberknocker out on the westest of coasts, (what with all the people out there being doughy and soft. Tanned, mind you but squishy nontheless.) Well, that casual swipe at our three-hours-behind-the-times brethren is over and done with. It should be a fantastic duel between QB’s that are playing at a very high level but those that write the Narratives don’t seem to have caught up to this tilt. Seattle needs to correct the minus -4 turnover differential they’re saddled with, otherwise this might bite them in the testes come the postseason.

Niners/Cards:

It’s The Backup Bowl! So many teams have struggled when the starter goes down but not these squadoos. I heard somewhere that all of 7% of the betting monies is on Arizonny. It certainly looks like the Bidwells and everyone else all the way down the organization has given up on Wee Willie at the QB spot. They got to the right conclusion eventually but you know they’ll screw up the execution of how to extricate themselves-it’s in the team’s DNA.

Ravens/Browns:

What. The. Hell. are they doing in this time slate? I’m completely verklempt! I guess calls into radio stations demanding the firing of everyone in the Cleveland organization will have to wait a whole three extra hours.

Chiefs/Broncos:

Dobbins and Surtain are gone so as usual with all things regarding K.C., circumstances are leaning in their direction just waiting for them to take advantage. Still, I’d love to see them at .500. It’s been a while.

Onward!

 

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Horatio Cornblower

What, Loverboy too good to play the Grey Cup?

Horatio Cornblower

Referee’s accent in the Grey Cup is killing me.

Laird Jaysus.

Mr. Ayo

Ope, sorreh. Gonna have to throw a little flag on that comment. Accents are off limits, doncha know?

Horatio Cornblower

Sorreh, eh?

fleshwound_NPG

the moment kelce retires to marry tay tay, the nfl be dumping the washed chiefs like a hooker on GTA vice city

Horatio Cornblower

They’re gonna shoot them in the head and push them out of a car doing 88 mph through a school zone?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[holds envelope to forehead]

Who are Jovan Belcher, Rashee Rice, and Britt Reid?

Fronkenshteen

Happy Hippo!

King Hippo

oh chuh CHUH!!

Horatio Cornblower

I’d bare my shoulders for you if you ever left the house.

Not in a gay way, of course, not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Mr. Ayo

Chefs are done in the divisional race. Hanging by a thread now for even making the playoffs.

King Hippo

Chefs. DED.

fleshwound_NPG

VAR-down!

Horatio Cornblower

That is an awful spot.

Why anyone bets on the NFL is beyond me.

Horatio Cornblower

Unless you’re an official, of course.

Horatio Cornblower

Mahomes crying for a flag, shut the fuck up, pussy.

Gumbygirl

Pussy.

1000008446
Mr. Ayo

Wait, Brisket set the record for passing completions (47) in a game he lost by 19 points?

Bidwell’s sexuality aside, never change Arizona.

LemonJello

If I had Brisket, I’d never pass.

-Andy Reid

fleshwound_NPG

yea, they aren’t bailing you out, donks fans

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Done walking for a while

Gumbygirl

Atterrissage, Alouettes!

rockingdog

Found a funny:

(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say “i have always loved you”) hard times create strong men

Gumbygirl

Jeeeeeezus, the Rams got lucky there.

fleshwound_NPG

CBS new show “Sheriff Country”

because “Cop Country” was taken (that’s the name of CBS in general)

BugEyedBoo

Yeah, but Morena Baccarin!

fleshwound_NPG

you have my attention

Morena_Baccarin
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Kind of a weak victory for the Rams after being gifted four interceptons, but a victory nonetheless.

Mr. Ayo

Nailed It!

— B. Walsh

fleshwound_NPG

donks with 136 penalty yards

nfl trying desperately to bail out a team that is behind jacksonville in the wild card standings

Mr. Ayo

Nothing better than the Grey Cup starting with a 1-0 score.

Mr. Ayo

Well, there should be some more snow if I were to nitpick.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That was literally a perfect punt.

Mr. Ayo

FFS

rockingdog

Props. Coffin Corner punt is Rocking. ⚰️

King Hippo

What a fine window of FITBAW if the Donks would stop fucking the fuck up

rockingdog

Blocked extra pt!
Broncos are still in this.
Let’s go y’all! 🙏

rockingdog

49ers get the W

Psyched to see how the NFC plays out going forward!!! Should be Rocking!!! 🏈

fleshwound_NPG

MORE RACIAL PROFILING OF THE WHITE DB

Gumbygirl

Kenny Easley was Gumby’s favorite Seahawks player of all time. He was an incredibly hard hitter.

Jimbo

Fox Executives: Let’s reboot fear factor cus why not, we are all out of ideas.

Fronkenshteen

Stuck with this fucking ravens game. Baltimore should trade Lamar now, because he’s looking cooked mentally and physically. The jets would give them 5 years of first AND second round picks right now.

Jimbo

Vikings will offer JJ Mcarthy and a 12 pack of Natty Ice.

Horatio Cornblower

“Using his great length, eh”

-Deanna Favre, jotting down game notes

JustStopDude

Denver sucks. The traffic here is terrible and for some reason, my hotel doesn’t have the local affiliate for covering the Broncos or any other game for that matter.

Also, metal shredders are a bitch to tune.

blaxabbath

With all that bone and ligament tied up in the gears?

JustStopDude

Believe it or not, its when the scrappers show up with chain link fences. Chain link fences are a bitch on the machine.

Its just a pain to tune these machines because they are basically just massive fly wheels, with huge inertia and then they just chuck car cubes into them.

Horatio Cornblower

Not gonna lie, that last part sounds kinda fun.

JustStopDude

Its loud.

Here is a video of a small one.

https://youtu.be/evXay0YZwFE?si=23JPpnqjE2B9DDBO

I don’t get the music choice at all.

blaxabbath

What about like plastic-coasted wires/cables? Like electric or construction materials but with the shit shit still on them?

JustStopDude

It gets separated from ferrous and not ferrous material with magnets.

Anything that can’t be recycled, goes to a landfill.

Horatio Cornblower

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JustStopDude

That reminds me of the electrician who just turned off my PLC panel while I was trying to tune the drive. Drive trips, everyone blames me. I point out that all my relays and contacts denergized and they come from the PLC panel behind me that is now turned off.

“Wait..you need that on?”

“Why did you turn it off?”

“Just…um cause I wasn’t sure what it was connected to”

JustStopDude

The conversations you have at the typical industrial recycling plant.

Redshirt

Oh, yeah. Derrick Henry is still Derrick Henry.

Unsurprised

People genuinely believed this meat puppet hasn’t been senile since at least 2019 …

Redshirt

All this talk about Hey, Darnold! wearing the Golden Sombrero, but oddly no talk about how its only 21-12 and they are still in this game.

Mr. Ayo

Two scores is a bridge too far with ole Darnold at the helm.

Gumbygirl

Yup. That was a totally squandered opportunity by Rammit.

Gumbygirl

I enjoy saying squandered.

Redshirt

Yes. It is eloquently loquacious word to say in an ineffable situation.

Horatio Cornblower

Cromulent, even.

Redshirt

If Baltimore wins, the Bengals season is officially over.

If Cleveland wins, there is a slim chance at 9-8 and winning the North, but then the Bengals are tied with the Browns for last place and I’m out of bleach to drink and I’m lazy to go to the store.

fleshwound_NPG

9-8 wins a division in the AFC

bears?/niners? might miss the playoffs if they win 10 games

Redshirt

With how the AFC North is doing this season, 8-9 is in play and even 7-10 is keeping loose in the bullpen.

fleshwound_NPG

shame the iggles are still good-ish because the nfc least would’ve given us a 8-9 champ this year

blaxabbath

After Caleb’s mommy couldn’t save him today, I’m riding Joey Flac the rest of the season.

Mr. Ayo

A special performance by Darnold today.

fleshwound_NPG

not a great day for current/former vikes QBs

blaxabbath

2024: “They’re doing something with quarterbacks up there in Minny.”

2025: “That thing was wisely keeping their mouths shut and letting others assume a special touch in a situation of coincidence but in a 24-hr sports-news cycle.”

Gumbygirl

Darnold is Darnolding like a mofo!

Don T

4 INTs. Ay Touch of 🫣

King Hippo

el quatro de los GHOSTS