We’ve got a quad of games this afternoon which is nice if you can afford it. Hey, my son is out on his four-wheeler as I type. That has nothing to do with this intro.

To The Games!

Seahawks/Rams:

It’s not often you get a slobberknocker out on the westest of coasts, (what with all the people out there being doughy and soft. Tanned, mind you but squishy nontheless.) Well, that casual swipe at our three-hours-behind-the-times brethren is over and done with. It should be a fantastic duel between QB’s that are playing at a very high level but those that write the Narratives don’t seem to have caught up to this tilt. Seattle needs to correct the minus -4 turnover differential they’re saddled with, otherwise this might bite them in the testes come the postseason.

Niners/Cards:

It’s The Backup Bowl! So many teams have struggled when the starter goes down but not these squadoos. I heard somewhere that all of 7% of the betting monies is on Arizonny. It certainly looks like the Bidwells and everyone else all the way down the organization has given up on Wee Willie at the QB spot. They got to the right conclusion eventually but you know they’ll screw up the execution of how to extricate themselves-it’s in the team’s DNA.

Ravens/Browns:

What. The. Hell. are they doing in this time slate? I’m completely verklempt! I guess calls into radio stations demanding the firing of everyone in the Cleveland organization will have to wait a whole three extra hours.

Chiefs/Broncos:

Dobbins and Surtain are gone so as usual with all things regarding K.C., circumstances are leaning in their direction just waiting for them to take advantage. Still, I’d love to see them at .500. It’s been a while.

Onward!