Welcome and FACK, am I ever depressed thinking about FITBAW slowly drifting away from our lives.
Fightin’ Brockys (+4) v. THEEEEEEEEEEE Ohio State at The Gravy Boat (8:00, Fox)
No chaos here, thought maybe if Indiana loses, they will plummet all the way down to the THREE SEED oh noes!! But the Brockys haven’t won a B1G title since before my old ass was even born. They’ll want this, and want it badly. Coach Samsquanch is too simple a cro-magnon not to live in the moment, so they’ll also try. It may not be super-tense, but it’s still everybody’s #1 against every sane person’s #2, and we should enjoy watching it for what it is.
Duke But Somehow Not Evil? (+4) v. Wahoowa at Richardson Family Plantation (8:00, ABC)
Time to close the chaos circle, as 7-5 Duke (losers to the MIGHTY Fightin’ Horatios) look to avenge its regular season loss to UVA, and send noted early 19th century.cuckold James Madison into the playoffs. Or maybe the committee puts Duke in anyway. Either way, funny as shit. Wahoowa, on the other hand, lost to Hippo’s Wolven Sort. Lucky FOAR the Hoos, it was a random non-conference matchup, so they basically get a mulligan. Should they somehow make the playoffs and line up against Okiehoma? We’d get a DABO! alumni bowl, which would be mildly amusing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOk4hQXbGDs
Fernando, calm down God Boy.
Bruh
Rooting for Duke makes me feel filthy.
The ACC isn’t going to get a Playoff team.
They really don’t deserve one.
Omg it happened.
Indiana head coach seems like a real barrel of laughs.
He’s a fucking psychopath. I love it
ALL GLORY TO GOD!
1 yard down, 85 to go!
I’m gonna get a taco and a beer.
Anyone want anything?
I’d love a taco and a beer if it’s not inconvenient.
The driver is 2 minutes away.
Fuck, I want tacos now
Fake the punt, pussies.
I’m still laughing at this. I think I need to get some help.
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Well shit!
Holy shit that’s good! Must be diverted to some sort of containment unit, like, maybe a bag?
If anyone else questions why I do not like Ryan Day as a head coach, please remember this moment. THIS FUCKING MOMEMENT!
I was gonna say that I didn’t think you could show people drinking alcohol on TV but a) that’s for beer commercials, and b) that JMU fan was drinking Coors Light anyway.
We just lost to the Indiana Hoosiers.
30 wins in a row not enough?
Not yet you haven’t!
Its the curse of brocky vs the curse of redshirt. Something has to give
My Curse laughs at your Curse!
Hooosier daddy now!
( sorry)
Ballsy play call!
I refuse to get exited for this.
I’m laughing at the absurdity of this. I think I’ve gone insane.
Ohio State alumni in my neck of the woods are fucking insufferable. So I have a mega-boner right now.
There was no need to qualify that statement with “in my neck of the woods”
I AM AN OHIO STATE ALUMNUS! So, yeah, you don’t need the woods part.
Do you like, just have camo in your closet? Like don’t even know where it came from?
They are the fucking worst. It’s like, “You went to a state university. You know that, right?” Fuck every Buckeye who ever lived.
(laughing)
ALL NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS AND NO BIG TEN CHAMPIONSHIPS MAKE REDSHIRT A DULL BOY! ALL NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS AND NO BIG TEN CHAMPIONSHIPS MAKE REDSHIRT A DULL BOY! ALL NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS AND NO BIG TEN CHAMPIONSHIPS MAKE REDSHIRT A DULL BOY! ALL NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS AND NO BIG TEN CHAMPIONSHIPS MAKE REDSHIRT A DULL BOY!
Redrum
To be fair, that was a 27 yard FG indoors.
KNUCKLEBALL!
Ordinarily I’d complain about OSU getting a referee bailout, but that’s pretty much the text book definition of a defensive chop block.
Went out to dinner with some friends.
Whipped ricotta w bread
Calamari
Seafood risotto
Chocolate torte
Wealthy white American lawyers eat food; they’re just like us!
I mean, it was no Applebees…
I miss Archer.
I’m finishing the last two seasons now.
Much as I loved that show, I now remember why I stopped watching before it formally ended.
I…Uh…Huh…I…
Same
Indy living on the knife’s edge.
“You didn’t see nothin”
-R. Lewis
Indiana is ONE QUARTER from winning the B1G and being the undispiuted #1 team in the land. James Madison is also ONE QUARTER from making the playoffs.
Fightin’ Horatios are one quarter away from technically being the ACC champions.
It’s like technically being a virgin.
No, BYU lost earlier today.
Proud JMU alumni here.
My claim to fame: making out with some random sorority girl on that stadium’s 50 yard line, getting caught by the cops, and running towards the end zone, climbing over the fence, and slashing my palms all to hell.
Next morning I woke up, surrounded by my friends with horrified looks on their faces. My sheets looked like set decorations from Friday the 13th.
“I don’t know what you did, but you’re the dumbest fucker I know.” That was a direct quote.
The people behind the Emu insurance commercials need to be machine-gunned at close range
It’s fun to remember that I saw (and briefly chatted) with the lead guy (David Hoffman, I remember that because I went to college with a guy with the same name) at a Groundlings performance twenty years ago.
He has probably made enough money doing that stupid ad campaign that he could buy and sell us both.
The NY Times ran a full magazine article about Progressive Flo. I figured she made 7 figures a year, but the article implied that someone with that profile, and that length of public appeal/results, was more likely making 8.
Not surprisingly the actress didn’t care to comment.
Pretty sure she also came out of the Groundlings.
i may watch Wicked and write a movie review for the site. if i ould get thourgh emily in paris, it should be a slam dunk
I actually quite enjoyed the first movie.
That’s because you watched the rule 34 version, isn’t it?
imo when Sarratt scores touchdown for Indiana he should be called a six pointillist.
Had wonderful day with daughter and her SO at the Mystic Olde Village. Nice shopping – the Alice in Wonderland book store is fantastic for horror, murder mysteries, and true crime. Later had a fantastic meal at Barbary Coast restaurant. Great but slightly chilly today.
I always liked Mystic.
The restaurant is run owned by my ex-wife’s cousin, who is much younger. His father was a Moroccan chef and taught him how to cook, and he learned one hell of a lot.
And Mystic is great, unless you are trying to park.
are you buying them a sex dwarf for Xmas? We won’t ruin teh surprise!
No, but we have paid for as much as we can.
That bookstore is a fun place.
oh look at me i’m mr connecticut i know how to read books give it a rest mate
To be honest, I think it is the second greatest book store I have been in, the first was in NYC and did nothing but science fiction, but that was 35 years ago.
Going to the Mohegan tomorrow for Pepe’s pizza. There are quite a few cool shops and we saw real live llamas that were wearing basically Christmas sweaters being lead around.
At the mystic village that is, bedtime for this Bonzo.
Please do not do that. Make the drive to New Haven and go to the original. I cannot possibly emphasize, (I actually can, but it will be so goddamn boring and self-righteous that I’ll get banned from further commenting), how much better the original is than any of the franchises.
Yeah, but you can’t gamble in New Haven. Except with your life.
New Haven is a great town.
Parts of it are absolutely terrifying.
I had the knack for always getting lost in the terrifying parts.
The porkchop I had tonight might have made a 10% dent in Andy Reid’s appetite. that’s how fucking big it was
“Appetizer’s here, coach!”
So my mom was lonely, and thus she got a dog.
Then she got a 2nd dog.
Then she had a house guest who brought their two dogs, so my mom had 4 dogs.
Then the house guest moved out, so my mom thought the house felt empty.
So now my mom has three dogs again
the number is less concerning than her putting clothes on them….
It is a bit cold right now.
It was like negative one windchill the other morning. I’m not judging
In the house?
Dogs in Clothes was the first band that Dave Grohl played in.
Little tiny dogs suffer in the cold. They need that sweater!
Small correction for hippo earlier: Tony eason was the starter for the patriots in super bowl 20
ah, es verdad. merci buckets!
“No he wasn’t, I was!”
-Trent Green, who was not the starter of the Patriots in Super Bowl XX
When THEEEEEEE and Guns Up!! meet in the inevitable raging semi, do bet the under. Because both D-lines are relentless.
THIS GUY RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY WHO HAS BEEN EATING NACHOS COVERED WITH HABANERO PEPPERS FROM HIS OWN GARDEN I CALL HIM MARGARET HOULIHAN BECAUSE HE HAS HOT LIPS.
“Loretta Swit had a bush you could hide a VCR in.”
One of Patton Oswald’s funnier lines.
Why does facing OSU feel like facing Green Bay?
That would explain the feeling of superiority mixed with existential dread.
I was thinking more in terms of the refs, but you’re not wrong
Time to earn our red wings! RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!
That’s, uh…um…I didn’t realize that expression had anything to do with hockey.
Ain’t life a bitch?
You know what I hate? Rice Krispy treats. They are fucking gross, and I love both the Krispies and marsh mallows. Together, however, hell nah!
Since you’re a fucking lady, I won’t judge you for this wrong opit
Oh look what I just got.
Bleccccccchhhh. You can have them, I’d rather earn my diabeetus with something that tastes good.
They need to be warmed up a bit so they are gooey
This is also excellent advice for sex
And we need to warmed up before anything physical, as we old
I woke up this morning, grabbed my phone, and my thumb started to hurt. What the fuck? Maybe I should have done some stretches before I picked up an object that doesn’t even weigh a pound.
Mrs. Horatio makes fantastic Rice Krispie treats.
At least that’s what she says. She’s also usually high, which may make them taste better.
I’m usually high too, but I have standards, however low.
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Richardson Family Plantation is one of my all-time favourite Hippo-isms
Remember when the Steve Grogan P*ts went up 3-nil over the ’86 Bears in the Owl? Yeah, I gets that vibe.
I hope so. Every time I see Ohio State losing to Indiana, I get a bit queasy.
Have you EVAR seen it before tonight??
Pretty sure he’s talking about basketball.
IU football has never defeated OSU in my lifetime, and I’m pretty sure I’m the older of the two of us
yeah, but they don’t give a fuck about hoopsball?
They do when it’s convenient. They went to the finals in 2007
2002?
Duke, on the other hand, beat the ever-loving piss out of my Wolven Sort
So Duke has held on to the ball for nearly 10 minutes for a TD drive. That’ll teach me to bet against them.
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Turns out Rage Strokes and Tantric Strokes speaks similar languages.
That Mendoza boy is tougher than a two-dollar steak!
He underthrew that long pass like a young Chad Pennington.
Thusly, he is comped (by those who like him) as Baby Buster Redux.
hey now dont disrespect the best dolphins QB of the last 20 years *sobs*
………..
Thank God. I had a whole paragraph written
About that time the entire IU cheer squad threw their panties at you? Yeah, that was pretty KEWL.
How the hell do you know that?
We didn’t have smart phones back then
ah can SEE INTO UR SOLE
Fuck
but ah can be paid off in opiates!
Oh, don’t you do that to me. It’s spooky in there!
Because he was there. I know this because I was too. Man, what a party!
The Yinzer is a might slow… how does/did that work?
Both schools had a hole in their OOC schedules, and since they hadn’t played each other recently, we scheduled a home-and-home.
As everyone expected, one of the Championship games is #1 vs #2 for the top seed and a likely #4 seed. The Big 10 Conference is a small surprise. Indiana being one of the teams is a huge surprise.
I am 110% confident that tOSU and IU stay on opposite halves of the bracket. UGA is 2, the loser is 3. Guns Up!! locked in at el cuatro.
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tuff butt FARE
Agreed. They want to use the Big 10 Championship rematch.