In this window every game has a story to tell and I’m here to sit by the campfire and take it all in. And to top it off there’s some hot fantasy action for those that squeaked into the playoffs by the narrowest of margins. (yours truly)
To The Games!
Browns/Bears:
Chicago had the #1 seed for one week and it was glorious. Seriously, no one saw that coming even a few weeks into the season. Now at 9-4 overall and 4-1 at home they need to take care of business against a Cleveland team whose defense actually faltered last week. (vs the Titans of all teams)
Ravens/Bengals:
If I had to pick one QB in the league to play the spoiler role I would pick Joe Burrow and here we are. I’ve never called Baltimore desperate before but the times are a changin’ this season. Cincy’s D is not the out-and-out embarrassment that it was earlier in the year. Don’t get me wrong, they’re still below average but can surprise from series to series.
Chargers/Chiefs:
There’s a late season Narrative in its nascent stage and it consists of this-a damaged Justin Herbert behind a gutless o-line is going to drag the Chargers over the finish line and into the playoffs. I look forward to hearing the Chiefs death rattle later this afternoon.
Bills/Pats:
If New England wins they clinch the division and if Buffalo loses they’ve still got a shot at the playoffs. That’s the way I figure this plays out unless Cook runs for 150 and Allen does his Uber-Superman impression.
Commies/Giants:
[makes the sound of air slowly escaping a balloon and it goes on for at least a minute] Yes, I’m still going to watch.
Raiders/Eagles:
This must be a get-well game for Philly or the top is going to blow off this team. A three point win isn’t good enough here-this has to be a blowout featuring Brown and Saquon going wild and Hurts playing above average. Luckily, all signs point towards the Raiders capitulating and playing their role.
Jets/Jags:
The stars are aligning for Jax should either the Pats or Broncos stumble. After this fixture they have the Colts and Titans and the other game is against Denver. They have every opportunity to be a player in the conference. (although I think their bubble bursts in the first round, but still, nobody called this)
Cards/Texans:
Houston’s D wreaks unholy havoc against a squadoo playing out the string. NEXT!
Have at it.
clutch work in garbage time for shedeur sanders to clear 50% passing
Giants D plays way more exciting offense than the Giants O
I want to file a class action lawsuit against Fox Sports for false advertising regarding their claim that their sports talk shows (Cowherd and Barstool) are designed to stimulate the logic centers of your brain.
it kinda does!
“oh! cowherd and barstool! what should i do here?”
*logic center of brain stimulates and says “turn it off now”*
Spock after listening to their logic:
Star Trek: Strange New Worlds | Spock’s Rage | Paramount+ – YouTube
Herbert is the absolute perfect QB for Lesser Harbs
Watch the Clips biurn down the entire clock down, and kneel from the 1 to end the game.
Shutout with Joe Burrow as your QB. Wow.
That’s the giving uppingest giving up I have ever seen
Jaguras, let’s save some of those points for next week, pleaseandthankyou.
Waiting to hear Brocky’s story about facing Etienne this week
Perine was carted off the field and came back into the game down 0-24. At least they aren’t quitting.
Bills/Pats down the stretch is over-delivering.
Imagine trying to play racquetball against Brokeback. That level of competitive juice NEVAR turns off or tones down.
That was an eventful minute!
FOX PRODUCER 1: This Raiders-Eagles game was absolute trash, thank heavens it’s over and we can switch. What else have we got?
FOX PRODUCER 2: Browns-Bears!
absolutely perfect that the cleveland browns have an all-time season from an all-time great player, myles garrett, and it is for a 3-win team
That’s SO #ThePauls…
Offseason draft idea: Great players who spent their entire career on shit teams
Probably what OJ was most famous for!!
Welp…
Mega Man 4 OST: Game Over – YouTube
Oh lawd, what a Bunglin’ that was!
Wilson heard your prayer, Horatio!
Prayers, cursing, whatever. Like immigrants, it gets the job done!
I don’t think there’s a single DVD in Balls’ “private collection” that I would be more embarrassed to have the Dr. Mrs. walk in on me watching than this Raiders-Eagles game.
The Raiders have failed me.
Welcome to Rikki’s World
Buffalo D had just one Jerb…
I’ve now reached the point in the game where I’m pissed the Bengals are picking up fourth down conversions because I want them shutout in the vain hope it gets Zac Taylor fired.
You can ask too much of Younghoe ,, smh
That holding penalty on Buffalo is gonna result in my doctor getting a call in about 4 hours and one minute.
Aaaaaaaaand there’s the cold shower I needed.
Darius Slayton, still employed in the NFL. Dunno why.
I believe it is nap time.
I didn’t have a rookie LT more or less keeping Myles Garrett under control on my prediction sheet, but I’ll take it.
One more quarter left in the Bengals season.
Tanner McKee is the local tennis pro that is banging your 50+ wife, according to this rough draft that has been rejected by several publishing houses.
the browns need to draft no fewer than 5 mini ditkas
I think the Eagles should just kneel on the ball for the remainder of the fourth quarter. This is a waste of everyone’s time.
Looks like they put in the second-stringers. I guess that’s pretty much the same thing.
donald trump got mad on social media because nobody was drafting shedeur sanders and the cowardly browns obliged, and are gonna add yet another victim at QB in the draft next year
and the next year
and the next
and the next
Man, imagine if I had start Pitts AND Lawrence?
I think Chicago is coming around, you know? Opportunistic defense, QB is starting to click, legit 2 headed monster in the backfield, and Loveland and Luther Burden are starting to put up the numbers people have been expecting from them, albeit a bit late. In a year where NO team stands out as a clear favorite in either conference, why not Chicago?
I am going to lose in the FF play-offs thanks to Litre having noted TD machine Tyrone Taylor, Jr.
Just like the old Gypsy woman said!
I’m getting lit up by Arizona’s tight end in a game they are losing 30-7.
Barkley benched now too!
He got me 15 points and it’s 31-0; I really can’t complain.
I still will, though.
Come on, Hunters of Renfrow! Promotion is on the line!
Of course all my fantasy players are doing great now that it doesn’t matter
Just like Your Little Hoodrat Friend, Brokeback all liek goddamn right we’ll rise again
It was only recently I realized that the sentiment “goddamn right he’ll rise again” was immortalized as a tatoo on her lower back. That’s just brilliant.
Do you think 70 something Pete Carroll is having a good time this year?
if he is using his vegas residency properly during the week, yes
I’m back from my morning walk- 4600 steps, what’s that in Canadian? Looks like I haven’t missed much.
Three Blue Jays nests,
Two Big Turk bars
And A Hockey Coach Punching Out A Referee!
Bonus +1 for rhyming the final line with “tree”.
Guys, I think Deryck Henry has come to the end of the road.
He had a good run.
You two pissed him off
Bengals/Ravens is getting a bit chippy.
at some point, y’all really have to shiv a muthafucka
The entire Qards playbook is “throw it to McBride.” What if he’s covered? Throw it to McBride.
The Fox studio crew walking single-file look like the joined in Pluribus.
That show is so fucking good.
Tyrone Tracy TD, suck on that you filthy Racoon with a Meth Pipe!
I’m dealing with my Kubler-Ross stages with Michael Wilson going from 31.5 points last week to (checks notes), .5 this week.
I mean, I didn’t expect 31.5 again, but 12 seemed doable.
JFC. Eagles doing the exact same fake handoff, run to the right and try to hit the tight end play that they tried the last time they were in the red zone.
This is just painful to watch. I don’t feel like it’s doing anything to right the Eagles’ ship, either, simply because they aren’t facing the slightest bit of adversity. It’s like you suffered a bad breakup and all your friends insist that they know just the thing to get you fixed up and it turns out to be escorting you on a short walk out to the mailbox.
Feb 28th – Rugby League game in Las Vegas
Just grabbed 2 tickets, who wants to join me?
Ooh that sounds fun! Let me check my calendar.
Man oh man. The Patriots are dismantling the Bills as my newborn son naps beside me in front of the Christmas tree. It’s a sunny Sunday afternoon and I have nowhere else to be today other than right here with my boy and with my team.
I may well be the most insufferable man east of the Mississippi River today.
Enjoy every second, they go by so fast!
As a viewer of this Raiders-Eagles game I must disagree.
They should send you a gift card at least
FACK. DonT gon’ catch Hippo. DonT gon shine.
The Bills are in Super Bowl form today
That’s cold. Accurate, but cold.
Da Bills, they die
I ate too much shame leftover fish