A Halas/Lombardi Ghost Rematch-Just With More Black Players

To The Game!

Packers/Bears

-Two Midwest teams with only 4 losses apiece? This doesn’t seem familiar but I could get used to it.

-Chicago has the 5th ranked overall offense? This is like one of those things whereby the main character reads this and realizes he’s in some weird alternate reality.

-It’s a bit difficult to believe because not so long ago Caleb Williams went thru a six game stretch that saw him throwing for less than 60% to his receivers.

-I guess the question now is how many steps back will the Green Bay D take now that Parsons isn’t a variable. Maybe Rashan Gary-the guy that hasn’t had a sack in 7 straight games-can step up?

-Josh Jacobs probably wishes that this tilt was on Monday. His wonky knee is giving him trouble and he’s listed as Questionable-that kinda, sorta means that he’ll give it a go but how effective will he be?

-Both Odunze and Burden are out again but there’s good news-the difference-maker at lb, Tremaine Edmunds is back after a few weeks.

-Maybe start Monangai? Swift was added to the injury report on Wednesday (not a good sign) with a hammy. (another bad sign)

Make with the funny.

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Horatio Cornblower

The ref’s count on the last knockdown was “1..2..3..45678910”

Horatio Cornblower

The referee: “The fans did not pay to see this crap”

There’s something you don’t hear every fight.

Doktor Zymm

I feel like boxing refs tend to genuinely love the game and hate seeing shit like this

Horatio Cornblower

I think you’re 100% correct on that.

rockingdog

Found a funny:

Tonight’s 4th down play calling…

LoL

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Doktor Zymm

Malik Willis making a great case for a 1 year contract to start with the Vikings

Horatio Cornblower

We’re through 3 rounds and I’m not sure Joshua has broken a sweat.

Doktor Zymm

So NFC West winner will be the 1 seed, and it’ll probably be 2 NFC West and 1 NFC North Wild Card teams. This game is making me think the Bears will blow it and miss the playoffs

fleshwound_NPG

lions have been blowing harder lately, tho

ballsofsteelandfury

They’ll still beat the Steelers.

fleshwound_NPG

mike tomlin voodoo still in effect, needs 1 more win to clinch yet another winning record

ballsofsteelandfury

The next game is against Cleveland…

fleshwound_NPG

playing down to competition? after getting the 9th win?

bah gawd, that’s angry yinzers music!

Doktor Zymm

They play the Browns

Doktor Zymm

The Bears don’t lose blowing contests

NotShogunButShogun

That was idiotic

ballsofsteelandfury

Seriously. Extremely stupid. Like he should get cut stupid.

Mr. Ayo

C’mon, I’m just trying to contribute here.

ballsofsteelandfury

That Cairo guy is pretty darn good!

Bogdanski

“Yeah, but he’s not actually African, he’s a member of the Greek Ptolemaic dynasty” – one of the weirdos that got all worked up about the netflix Cleopatra thing

Horatio Cornblower

“Knockouts are hard to come by”

Listen, announcer guy, as much as I shit on Jake Paul’s “boxing” he’d knock me into next week within the first 40 second of the fight, (32 of which would be me running in a circle), and Anthony Joshua…well, he wouldn’t do shit to me because as soon as it was confirmed he’d showed for the fight I’d pack my shit and leave the arena.

Doktor Zymm

I could totally knock out Jake Paul because I would use a tranq gun from a distance while he was on the way in and then I would pepper him with rubber bullets just for funsies

Horatio Cornblower

Ok, fair, but I think the ref is going to take some points from you.

NotShogunButShogun

Worth it

Doktor Zymm

I don’t mind if I lose by decision, although I would read the contract beforehand and try to sneak in some special scoring provisions. It’s not like he’s gonna read any of it

Mr. Ayo

Folks, never anger the Doktor. There are consequences you can’t even imagine.

Doktor Zymm

In the Bears-Packers rivalry the Bears are the battered wife and the Packers are the corrupt cop husband

fleshwound_NPG

the battered wife is really the entire nfc north

Gatoraids

both teams fans salivating at the thought of battered anything

Horatio Cornblower

Well, the Bears aren’t going to score 13 points, so this game is over. Time to watch Jake Paul get smashed.

Horatio Cornblower

/unapologetically fast forwards through the National Anthem

SonOfSpam

found the libtard

Jimbo

But they only need 1….haha. Yeah this sucks.

Senor Weaselo

Wait, they enabled touchdowns in this game?

ballsofsteelandfury

Brady looks like The Joker with the fake smile painted on.

Horatio Cornblower

His plastic surgeon must use $100 bills to wipe his ass with.

ballsofsteelandfury

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Doktor Zymm

He had a single strawberry and required 14 hours of reconstructive plastic surgery

Doktor Zymm

I really enjoy listening to games on the radio while driving. Had the local Chicago radio feed and they aren’t bad at all. I feel like Bears fans are very mild mannered nowadays since they’ve been crap for so long, they’re still trying not to be too hopeful

ballsofsteelandfury

Kevin Harland is usually on Westwood One and he’s the best announcer there is

Gumbygirl

He is.

fleshwound_NPG

so who is giving malik willis the matt flynn contract

SonOfSpam

HI IM MARK DAVIS

fleshwound_NPG

come on post it wordpress

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fleshwound_NPG

nfl 2025

a 10-win team is losing to malik willis

at home

with the division on the line

Mr. Ayo

It’s almost like Caleb is not fit to be a NFL quartered back.

litre_cola

Quite drunk.
this is calming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyut3GyQtn0

SonOfSpam

Great kick by Santos L. Halpern

Horatio Cornblower

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SonOfSpam

I keep hearing his name as Some Young Guy but that’s no doubt a me problem

ballsofsteelandfury

Cream of?

SonOfSpam

Also, been going down a rabbit hole with that Russian/Chicago band. Most enjoyable!

ballsofsteelandfury

Love right now:

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SonOfSpam

It’s like an orange on a toothpick

yeah right

Don’t get me wrong, I love the city of Chicago and I love the casino of Green Bay.

Horatio Cornblower

So apparently Andrew Tate, all-around scumbag, had a boxing match with a gay Netflix actor last night.

The opponent being gay isn’t important here, but what is important here is that the gay Netflix actor kicked the shit out of Andrew Tate.

2025, I like your final acts.

Redshirt

Oddly timed face turn, though.

Horatio Cornblower

Good use some work, yes.

Senor Weaselo

That definitely makes me feel a little better about the week.

SonOfSpam

Jake Paul and Andrew Tate being beaten in the same 24 hour period.

Dare we hope for The Big One?

Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things.

jjfozz

Mrs. Fozz gave me two bottles of bourbon for Xmas.

So, I keep drinking both and telling her how she did such a good job picking gifts for me.

I’m getting fucked up, without getting shit from her.

I’M A GODDAMN GENIUS

Horatio Cornblower

You, um, you know Xmas isn’t for five days, right?

NotShogunButShogun

Chi/GB isn’t as hateful as everyone makes it to be. Min/GB is much more palpable, and with an added “Midwest nice” layer. I don’t know that anyone actively thinks about Detroit.

yeah right

Absolutley concur.

WCS
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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Gumbygirl

Cheap gas

Jimbo

Yeah, but it’s probably Texass.

Horatio Cornblower

Just finished “It: Welcome to Derry”

Of all the screen adaptations of Stephen King novels that I have seen, that was definitely one of them.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I just watched Doctor Sleep and I really liked it.

King Hippo

Can’t believe GB threw it even once (inside the 10), let alone TWICE.

Senor Weaselo

This Anaconda movie looks dumb. But like, is it the fun kind of dumb?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I assumed that was what they were going for.

NotShogunButShogun

And with ice cube…for continuity?

King Hippo

at this point I have accepted that I am just no longer the target demographic for any moviefilm

Jimbo

Needs moar JLO.
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Horatio Cornblower

Most things do, but apparently marriage isn’t one of them.

Senor Weaselo

Let’s check on JMU-Ore—never mind.

Redshirt

Have they switched to a running clock or at the very least giving JM the Honours of War?

fleshwound_NPG

that was for jim mcmahon in 1986, cheeseheads

fleshwound_NPG

wouldve rather they got favre or rodgers instead, love is just annoyingly good and nothing more

yeah right

I hate both of these teams so very much.

King Hippo

Does your division have the most.best HATE? I am starting to think definitely. MAYBE!

SonOfSpam

Both North divisions are hateful. Probably weather-related.

NotShogunButShogun

I’d say yes

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I don’t know, there is a lot of hate in the AFC West. The division also containst the Chargers, though, so I suppose it gets diluted some.

I’d say the least hateful division is the AFC South, but that’s partially because there’s only three teams.

King Hippo

I thought about that, but couldn’t decide whether Rikki and I were fair representatives of our brethren, or just incredibly bitter muthafuckas. Could be both?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I think it’s both.

yeah right

Oh, Indeed.

Horatio Cornblower

It used to be the NFC East, but now three of the teams are hit garbage and the Eagles are lukewarm garbage, so it’s been diluted.

jjfozz

The AFC North is founded on hate.

King Hippo

oh noes, Love’s lower back!

Redshirt

Safety Gods demand a sacrifice!

fleshwound_NPG

bears are the only franchise without a 4,000 yard passer, because:

-have not been the best franchise offensively since the 1980s
-qbs have to throw in a wind tunnel in late autumn

herodotus450

Everyone knows the Autumn Wind is a Raider

Horatio Cornblower

Well, when the gales of November come early bad things tend to happen.

jjfozz

Well done, Mr. Lightfoot

Doktor Zymm

Also they are the Bears

Gumbygirl

My 90 year old nun aunt just sent me my Christmas card- novenas for days! I can be as bad as I want, she’s gonna hook me up at the pearly gates. Time to go outside and get baked, in Jesus’ name, A fucking men!

jjfozz

Don’t mess with the novenas. It’s bad luck.

(Yes, religion is full of superstitions. But stil . . .)

Horatio Cornblower

Jesus turned water to wine to keep a party going; no way He turns down a hit.

And He’ll pass it, too. Guy’s big on sharing.

jjfozz

If my knee has hurt all day, and I inject bourbon right into it, am I doing it wrong?

Horatio Cornblower

Yes.

There’s no reason to wait until your knee hurts.

jjfozz

thank you

Doktor Zymm

Gotta rest it, keep the bourbon on the table next to you so you don’t have to get up for refills

rockingdog

Found a funny:

a hallmark movie where a high powered lawyer goes back to her home town for Christmas and meets a shitposter down on his luck but he teaches her about whimsy and they make sweet love and they start a bakery creating cakes with cute shitposts on them

jjfozz

And then he insists on anal

fleshwound_NPG

6 points pissed away by two teams in a big game in december in 10 minutes

can we please not have room temperature IQ on 4th down

Gatoraids

they been grinding too much Dan Campbell tape in the conference

WCS

Pretty sure that wasn’t what they had in mind when they drew it up.

jjfozz

Well JMU hung with Oregon for the coin flip

Horatio Cornblower

JMU Captain: “Tails!”

/coin lands on its side, the Earth splits open to reveal a fiery pit of magma, out of which demons leap and consume the JMU captain with the very fires of Hell

Joe Buck: “Well that can’t be good”

Senor Weaselo

Dueling boom footshots!

rockingdog

Bears are cooking early!!! 🐻

Crowd is HYPED!!!

That’s ROCKING!!!

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rockingdog

Bears vs Packers babaaaayyyy! 🏈

Hope this game is Rockingggg!!!

fleshwound_NPG

nerds *handshake emoji* meatheads

going for it and throwing points away

ballsofsteelandfury

As an old man shouting at clouds, I agree with this comment.

fleshwound_NPG

dumbasses

jjfozz

Lombardi put up with a lot of slurs and racism when he came to Green Bay. A dark skinned Italian in the heart of whitebread America. Yes, I get that it wasn’t on par with what Black Americans dealt with, but just an FYI.

jjfozz

Dems fightin’ words.

my aunt told many stories about what was said to her and her family. being barred from certain stores, had a neighborhood for only Sicilians (we’re pretty dark skinned people), lots of ugly shit.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Alex Kamp saw Shan’Khlor showing off in the Bonfire Cult game earlier today and was all “FLAGS FOR THE FLAG GOD!”

ballsofsteelandfury

I advise everyone to watch this on Fox Deportes or on mute.

Otherwise, you did this to yourselves.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I am so glad I figured out how to run SAP on our new TV. I have to change to it every single time I watch broadcast TV, but it’s worth it.

Gatoraids

Fox has a designated channel for Ice coverage now?

ballsofsteelandfury

I’m sure Fox Deported will debut in 2026…

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