Brevity is the Soul of, You Know

And that’s why this one’s a shorty as well.

To The Game!

Lions/Vikes:

-Has O’Connell lost his mojo as a QB Whisperer? Or maybe that position on his squadoo is bereft of talent?

-Speaking of lost mojo, Dan Campbell has been looking for his. The bloom is off the Lions’ rose-so many disappointing losses. The team has been easy to cheer for the previous two seasons but now other heretofore lousy teams have shown some spunk and The Neutral Fan has moved on.

Keep doing that thing you do.

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yeah right

It was a really good day.

Redshirt

Lions are now 3-5 since St. Brown did the Trump Dance.

Redshirt

Week 18 is quickly becoming as exciting as Preseason Week 3.

Beerguyrob

Looking like Hawks-Niners for the night game next week.

litre_cola

*Heaux

KSK nomenclature must be upheld.

litre_cola

I had too much food.

Beerguyrob

… at one time, right?

Brick Meathook

How to make Lake Ontario:

1) Add 3160 tons of Lake Erie per second;

2) Stir

https://vimeo.com/1092944769

Beerguyrob

This game is not exactly a barnburner, yet is somehow more compelling than the Cowboys-Commies game.

NotShogunButShogun

Not even the paying customers are interested in this.
Oh… SUDDEN thing. Eh.

Brick Meathook

A golden oldie:

https://vimeo.com/535401497

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Brick Meathook

One day at the beach:

https://vimeo.com/1127758133

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Beerguyrob

Family obligations have resulted in early dinner. Giddy-up!

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Redshirt

Alright, I’m back from Halftime. …when are the teams returning?

Unsurprised

That halftime show looked like a rollicking good time.

And of course that’s when I got a phone call. So I didn’t get to hear anything. And maybe that’s for the best.

It still amazes me how successfully Snoop Dogg has been in transitioning to this more wholesome image and being pals with Martha Stewart and everything. It also reminds me: if you’ve never been to L.A., the actor Danny Trejo has built a whole enterprise in Southern California with tacos and donuts and just DT shit. And that’s even more impressive because he was never Doggystyle and The Chronic collaborator famous.

Beerguyrob

Snoop, K-pop, country, and Andrea Bocelli. It’s a Minnesota Christmas!

litre_cola

Since Prince died they ain’t got much.

litre_cola

Did these guys already get stuffed on food, what a terrible 1st half

Redshirt

TeSlaa! ‘Slaa! Whatever will be, will be!

SonOfSpam

(subtly pours out Redshirt’s vodka, replaces it with water)

NotShogunButShogun

I’d of went the other way… let’s ride this out!

NotShogunButShogun

Look! A fully-functioning former running back! Is Barry!

Redshirt

Hey, who set the Lions to Thanksgiving?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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King Hippo

Had you told me before the Buster would have a 32/5 TD to pickerception ratio, I would have pegged DET to be 14-1 entering this game.

NotShogunButShogun

Yes. But is detroit

King Hippo

tuff butt FARE

Redshirt

If they don’t want Reader, we’ll take him back.

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NotShogunButShogun

Van Ginkel is such a Minnesota name. Short of Svensveninningsen.

Redshirt

Svensensogsen.

NotShogunButShogun

I never knew what milquetoast really meant until I heard these announcers.

Redshirt

Its like the NFL and Network knew the viewers were tired from waking up early and sugar crashing, so they gave us announcers to turn into the carb coma.

Beerguyrob

It appears TSN only has twelve ads outside of its own self-promotion it’s going to run during these games today.

litre_cola

I hate Luke Willson so much he makes me want to scream every 2nd doofus ad he is in.

Beerguyrob

He’s a perfectly cromulent sidekick to Jay Onrait, but I don’t need him beyond that.

Redshirt

(sees picture of Max Brosmer)

Okay, what is 18-year-old me doing playing quarterback for the Minnesota Vikings and what happened to the money he’s made?

Redshirt

This is the first time I’ve seen the SKOL chant. Huh.

litre_cola

At the futbol, I always say it is stolen valoUr from the Icelandic folk, but here it gets a pass.

Beerguyrob

Moar like støłłëň vălœr

King Hippo

a moose once bit my sister!

SonOfSpam

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SonOfSpam

NFL Variety Hour. Neat.

/gulps eggnog
//ok, not eggnog, just the additive

Doktor Zymm

Just like Fry’s dad used to make!

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Redshirt

Justin Jefferson: “The mood is good. We’re not in the dance, but we’re still fighting. We got good players and…and…I can’t do it! We suck! McCarthy?! Cousins?! Darnold?! I WANT A GOOD QUARTERBACK! I CAN’T KEEP DOING THIS! LOOK WHAT HAPPENED WITH FITZGERALD! I…I….” (runs off to the sideline crying)
Reporter: “Uh, good luck today, Justin.”

King Hippo

I benched him in my money league 3rd place game. I decided to start BOTH a 2nd TE and Tyjae Spears instead.

Redshirt

Might be a smart decision. If this becomes a shootout, not sure if you want to trust a rookie 3rd-string QB with the keys.

King Hippo

Windows don’t stay open forever, and they tend to slam shut without warning sometimes. See also – Ratbirds (as there were plenty of warning signs for Kansas’ falling off the cliff).

Doktor Zymm

It’s so annoying that it tends to be the fun teams that get shutdown without more than moderate success

Redshirt

Yeah, but all the teams that have been the headliners of the playoffs for the past six years? Its like we’re playing an RPG and the GM just said “Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies”.

Redshirt

See Bengals, Front Office Incompetence

litre_cola

Best thing recently was the rumoUr that Petullo was being looked at for the Gints head cooch job. I fly from Canada and drive him myself to Jersey.

King Hippo

I honestly think Freeman from ND is gonna take the jorb.

litre_cola

I read that as North Dakota. I blame my Manitoban roots.

Beerguyrob

I saw that as Montalban roots & don’t recall you having a passion for fine Corinthian leather.

litre_cola

Who doesn’t?