The Midwest holds its collective foul breath. The cheese factories have shuttered for the day. Most crime has come to a halt although tuna casseroles are still being made. Cries of “You Betcha!” echo through the express line at Piggly Wigglys. Forty year old men are needing help from two or more family members to pull on their “lucky” high school jersey. Exclamations of “Cheese and Rice!” are expected to reach all-time highs. Yes, there is a playoff tilt between Green Bay and Chicago.
To The Game!
Packers/Bears:
-Chicago has been 6-2 so far at their den. She’s been a long while since it’s been tough to play there.
-Slow Starts: The Bears have been outscored 47-21 and are 2 for 12 on third downs during the first half of their last three games.
-Subtract Micah from the equation and the Packers pass rush win rate sits at an abysmal 28.1%. However, Chicago is slightly worse at 28.8%.
-That’s got this guy thinking that both QB’s can stare at their first read that much longer.
-All of Love, Burden and Odunze are back so there’s bound to be an uptick in both offenses.
-Look for Loveland to be a factor here. He started real slow to start the season but has come on recently, having caught more than 90 yards of balls in the last two games.
-This is a bit surprising but these teams have only met once before in the Super Bowl era, postseason, btw.
-BYE, BYE LOVE: (The Cars version, not Buddy Holly’s) The Bears are way out in front of the rest of the league in Roughing The Passer penalties.
Give me your best. Also, I know there are a bunch of Bears and Packers supporters out there-come say hello and join the cromulent commenters.
I’m stone cold sober
Let’s change that
Word.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yccugqORTz0
a decent bears team has historically been a harbinger of May You Live in Interesting Times:
1930s-1940s monsters of the midway era: depression, ww2
1963: jfk
1980s ditka era: challenger explosion, chernobyl, 1989 revolutions
1991: soviet union collapses
1994: gop revolution and newt gingrich
2001: 9/11
2005: katrina
2006: 2007 recession, followed by 2008 great recession
2010: tea party (maga forerunner)
2018: covid-19 the very next year
2020: jan 6 a few days after the season ended
2025: ……………..?
….It’s Happening This Year?
um…US/Euro War?
“War”
We turn off GPS and the Internet, then we turn off their everything.
This is why it’s really valuable to read what the right says directly. The right-wing Europeans know better than anyone how utterly powerless and feckless the EU leaders are to the U.S. It’s almost enough to want to brag if it weren’t so gross how much it hurts them and us. Mostly them.
2016 was also the year the Cubs won the World Series and the GSW blew a 3-game lead.
Swear to FUCKING GOD someone should have put 2 + 2 together by then.
Eh, one of the less impressive spurious correlations I’ve seen. Anyway, I’m gonna go eat some ice cream that totally caused a murder when I bought it
Fucking hell, I was not at all a fire Lafleur person but I am now convinced. That was shit
I’ll say this for him, his defense let him down, they got complacent, kept underestimating chicago, it bit them in the end
All I ask for is a little consistency. They have been all over the place this year.
Love isn’t a consistent QB. It was a joy watching him disassemble the Cowpersons a few years back, if he can figure out how to be that QB all the time he’ll be unstoppable
Tru dat!
When I first found out that iu and chicago played in back to back days, i just knew they’re was no way they could both win
This is my indicator that I’m alive
You are having the best week ever!
Except for my car breaking down yesterday!
Seriously, that shit is gonna be at least a grand.
But yeah wtf this is unreal!
RIP Bob Weir
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-NlpEbusLE
Unreal.
I made a deal with the universe that the Dr. Mrs. would get drunk if the Bears completed that comeback. But she has reminded me as such that I do not have power of attorney, so I think the only just recourse is for *me* to get drunk on her behalf. Right?
Them the rules of marriage.
Somebody’s got to do it.
That’s also a reminder that you need to get power of attorney. You know, for “estate” purposes.
Hahaha it’s ROCKINGGGG!!!
Goooooo Bears! 🫡
Stop waisting cheese!
-A. Reid. Missoura
https://bsky.app/profile/dwengert.bsky.social/post/3mc4pcjhsjk2r
Lafleur should have to wear 21-3 like the Falcons wear 28-3.
Like a weight around Lafleur’s neck.
“Yeah, fuck that guy!” – Hester Prynne, who had the Packers moneyline.
It was 21 – 6 at the beginning of the 4th quarter, even, which is like the 28 – 3 IIRC
Oh cmon, there’s nothing Caleb can do to improve the cardiac health of Bears fans
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Goddammit !
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Am I getting pity upvotes? That’s fine with me, I was just wondering!
Dancing bear is awesome!
Does this da owners won’t be getting dividends?
Ursine!
aw man, really want to try and go to the game next weekend. How much real, actual money am I willing to drop? Probably not enough
Both games delivered today!
Congrats to the Bears fans, including Buddy.
matt lafleur retire bitch
That coaching job deserves a firing.
I hear there’s a Harbaugh available…
The sacrifice has to be human to work
Final fuck.
Da Bearssss 🐻
Matt Lafluer needs fired into the sun.
That last play was a microcosm for this entire game for Green Bay.
Holy shit.
5 seconds back?
Did LaFuckface do it again? What a dipshit.
That should’ve been caught for a touchdown or interception about four times!
lol the 3 seats behind me are still for sale, but they dropped them to $998.50 each.
Wait your there!!!
That’s ROCKING! 💪
How generous of the seat holders.
Have to pee…
Kidneys reaching…critical mass…
Injury time out, go for it!
Back. Can see entire color spectrum again.
Holding it leads to…Nawt holding it
Go on, play for the 4 point field goal!
Prime Insights: Can go to victory formation with Change of Possession.
Thanks Captain Obvious!
AWS Next Gen stat!
Sure, they killed a million penguins to power that answer, but it’s totally worth it.
Yeah, let’s go better draft pick for letting Micah Parson go! 4-D chess baby!! No one plays it like Ol’ Double J! YEEHAWWWWWWWW I AM FUCKING CRAZY!!!!
It must have been all the petroleum fumes he inhaled making his fortune.
Hahaha TD BEARS! 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥
Yooooo!!!!
Of course, the way this has gone BANANANUCLEAR, the Pack have time. A COUPLE TIMEOUTS WOULD HAVE HELPED, MATT LAFUCKFACE.
🕺 🔥
ITS ROCKING!!!!
I can see the 2025 Postseason has continued where the 2025 Regular Season left off.
They should have kneeled on the extra point so dumb fuck would have played for the FG (not that it matters, but he would’ve)
DJ Moore, DJ Moore

Double fuck.
too much time for the pack
Welcome to the big leagues, Caleb.
go ahead and get the TD. Hippo sleepy
that’ll do, pig. that’ll do.
C’mon. Hang on. No OT. 4-point Field Goal hasn’t been approved, yet.
I wonder if the Pope is also watching this game? 🤔
The Pope obviously has money on this game
If they somehow win the Super Bowl, they are definitely being invited to the Vatican.
“sorry Don, gotta skip the white house visit, same weekend as the guy with a better claim to being god’s living representitive on earth’s soiree”
one big indulgence
no way the pack fuck this up again
Oh really?
…
Arrested Development Narrator Voice: The Pack did, in fact, fuck it up again.
So, coming from the future…
Matt Lafluer is liquid poo tonight. Holy fuck.
I been saying this a long time
This Bears offense, I call Unforgiven. They do nothing for two hours and then in the final act they murder everyone.
deserve got nothing to do with it
Where’s the Packer fans crowd shots?
The wheels fell off the bandwagon
Where’s Mason Crosby?
Matt Lafluer is such a dumbass. That was SHANK’LOR’s vengeance for being such a fucking idiot.
To be fair, he had every reason to think the Bears secondary would leave someone wide open . . . but yes, a run to force the Bears to call their last timeout and line your kicker up a bit easier would have indicated more brains
He’s done at least three dipshit things tonight. Kept going on fourth down, he clearly can’t make up his mind on what plays to call, or at least can’t convey what the message is. He burned two timeouts and got a penalty because they couldn’t get a play call in. One immediately after a timeout.
Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaankl’or!
Hahaha he missed it HAILLLL! 🤲
This is ROCKINGGGG!!!! 💯
havent seen a McManus get shanked like that since Oz
Stupid sexy Adebisi