Monday Night Playoffs Open Thread!

This past weekend has been the best in recent memory and reinforces what was said weeks ago, that this season has delivered in so many ways.

Fallout:

-The Giants want Harbaugh so bad. I’m glad that there are only video meetings so far because owner Mara would be blushing like a wee schoolgirl were they to meet in person.

-The countdown has begun for Sirriani to throw Patulo under the bus.

-The other losing coach that is on the internet hotseat-Lafleur-will likely get re-signed and the rabble will be enraged. You see, coach’s salaries have gone through the roof since he last signed so his figure is going to more than double. He’s at 5mil and Coen is at 12, Ben Johnson at 13, McVay at 15 and Tomlin is at 16. And btw, that is not a top-heavy list.

-First-year coaches did a bang-up job this year with Canales, Coen and Johnson all doing great work.

To The Game!

Texans/Steelers:

-It’s been a while since Houston had a loss problem. The week before Halloween as a matter of fact. Four of their five losses have been by one score. No one piles up the points on this team.

-I’d love for someone on the team to say something along the lines of, “There’s only one America’s Team in Texas and it sure ain’t the Cowboys”. That would get Jerry stewing in his primordial juices.

-Stroud and the offense did themselves no favors by finishing 30th in red zone scoring percentage.

-Pitt has a ridiculous 23 game home winning streak on Monday nights that dates back to the Cowher days.

-The Texans have never been beyond the divisional round.

-This is what happens when you focus on your o-line in an effective manner. Stroud’s sacks were reduced from 52(!) last year down to 23 this season.

-Rodgers will have to get the ball out quick against that menacing defensive line. Will the Steelers wr’s be able to get separation in time? Does this scenario nullify Metcalf’s potential contributions outside the numbers down the field?

Get going.

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Unsurprised

THE ATONEMENT WORKED, BTW!

Thank you, local hero.

clint greasewood

Rodgers ends his career with a TD

Brocky

His career ends the same say Brett Favres begins

Redshirt

HA!

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Brocky

I want the background music from price is right to start playing

Brocky

Nah, I’m thinking more the noise when the little guy is going up the mountain

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Too much

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Sharkbait

Join Maestro and myself.

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Redshirt

I’ve changed my mind. I want Rudolph the Racist Reindeer to somehow pull this off. Just to see the look on Aaron Rodgers’ face.

Brocky

I need a gif of Rodgers wiffing on that tackle

Spur

At least the Steelers coach as an acting career to go back to. Rodgers only has his family.

WCS
Sharkbait

DAMNIT you beat me to the joke I was gonna make.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdpXvWCqjxk

WCS

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Unsurprised

Are we sure that it’s actually been Tomlin this whole time?

Sharkbait

This game, I call it Rodgers’ family, because he’s going to forget it even exists.

JimU

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Gatoraids

Should have a mirror on the Steeler sidelines for Rodgers to scowl into

jjfozz

My boner has a boner

Redshirt

I work with an arrogant, Pittsburgh Steelers homer. A Class-4 Yinzer with all its negative traits magnified.

I am so looking forward to work tomorrow!

Brocky

One of the most mind blowing moments of my life was realizing how much steelers fans have in common with Packer fans

jjfozz

could you add me to a Teams call?

WCS

Mason is warming up, and going in.

This is confirmed by Stillers radio.

Gatoraids

Just so Qaaron can blame the Masons one last time

fleshwound_NPG

a garbage time SHANK’LOR for good measure!

WCS

HAIL SHANK’LOR!

Chekov’s missed PAT?!?!

SonOfSpam

No, it was Fairbairn. He’s Hawaiian, not Russian.

jjfozz

Cal Macnair looks like he could be featured in a Progressive Insurance commercial.

Unsurprised

These aren’t from the onions I’m cooking with. They are tears of delight.

Doktor Zymm

Oh wow, I am totally here for Qaaron’s career ending like this!

Just look at that pathetic missed tackle!

Beerguyrob

It’s clear Pittsburgh can only succeed under Tomlin with a rapey quarterback. So enjoy your new QB Deshaun Watson, Steelers fans.

jjfozz

And there’s a certain place kicker who’s available.

Unsurprised

“He should go down.”

Fuck you, Peyton.

FUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK YOOOOOOUUUUUU

Horatio Cornblower

Rodgers ending his career with a pick-6 is truly a thing of beauty.

fleshwound_NPG

what we almost got with brady in january 2020 wild card we might actually get the rodgers now

WCS

I should have stayed at work.

Gumbygirl

This wasn’t enough carnage and mayhem for you?

fleshwound_NPG

fucking beautiful

Redshirt

PICK SIX! FUCK OFF, RODGERS!

Doktor Zymm

If Tomlin ends up coaching for Baltimore we will all die from Narrative OD

jjfozz

If that happens I will single handedly burn down whatever is worth burning in Baltimore. I’m not kidding.

Horatio Cornblower

Tomlin should put Mason Rudolph in.

SonOfSpam

Or Tomczak. He’s available.

WCS

Nah, man: Tommy Maddox!

Downfield Matriculator

Cliff Stoudt

Gumbygirl

Bubby Brister

SonOfSpam

C’mon Texans, it’ll only cost 15 yards, FULL BODY WEIGHT

SonOfSpam

Ok that’s good too!

fleshwound_NPG

the fbi, the doj, the dod, pittsburgh steelers quarterbacks, all proof that you absolutely cannot have an old podcaster as your leader

Gatoraids

really hoping for some sassy blitzes schemes to send AA off on his back as he deserves

Unsurprised

There’s still time for A-A-Ron to suffer a career-ending injury

Downfield Matriculator

Even The Ben recognizes the smoldering dumpster that is the current Steelers situation and noped out of a Manning question about coming back to the organization . . . I guess no means no

Beerguyrob

Have we started the Tomlin Death Watch yet?

Redshirt

This reminds me of one of the Bengals Wild Card Losses from ’09, ’10-’13, where they showed up ill prepared and was outplayed and outclassed.

I just reminded him to Marvin Lewis. The Death Watch is on.

jjfozz

Fucking glorious. I know the Ravens aren’t anything to brag about, but trust me i will shit talk every Steelers fans i see until next season.

SonOfSpam

Kind of enjoyable when the networks overcorrect and mute the broadcast for like 15 seconds because the players won’t stop saying “FUCK YEAH WE FUCKED EM UP”

Doktor Zymm

Laserface, Steelers QB of the future!

fleshwound_NPG

marginal improvement, but an improvement!

WCS

Bring in his six oldest kids for the Stillers receiver room.

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Redshirt

Okay, I’ve only started watching the game after the Texans were up 17-6. Is this loss all Qaron or a team clusterfuck?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The Texans defense really is that good.

Doktor Zymm

As much as I want to say it’s all Qaaron, it’s really just the Texans D being completely bonkers good

fleshwound_NPG

clearly aaron rodgers cannot take a shot anymore

Downfield Matriculator

Only thing that would make this worthwhile is another Rodgers’ Achilles tear so the dipshit cannot come back next year . . . assuming there is is another Steeler offensive possession

Gatoraids

Fumbling Toward Ecstasy

Cover by CJ Stroud

Doktor Zymm

The Steelers D should throw Qaaron in a medical waste dumpster after the game

Redshirt

Goodbye, Aaron! Enjoy being named Duke of Greenland by Trump!

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Sharkbait

RIP Phil

SonOfSpam

Well now wait a minute, he’s got seven months to decide

Downfield Matriculator

Stillers D is gassed and this over because their offense is absolute dog dung.

WCS

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fleshwound_NPG

kirk is making a mess all over the place

Redshirt

Just like Captain Kirk and the Alien Girl’s bedroom.

SonOfSpam

First time I’ve seen a reasonably effective Chubb since my thirties.

Spur

I call this Texans pass rush Nippon Steel because they own these Steelers

fleshwound_NPG

this game would be 27-6 if cj stroud didnt wanna try out his jeff george cosplay

Redshirt

Stroud has the J. George talent; Qaron has the J George Personality.

fleshwound_NPG

at least jeff george mellowed out and got way less problematic the older he got…Q’aron, on the other hand…

WCS

Defense may need a score of their own. Turnovers and sacks haven’t been enough. Somehow.

ThePirateSloth

lolDK

fleshwound_NPG

doh

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Redshirt

I’ll be in my bunk.

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