Hello there fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain. There’s no reason as to why some comments make it and others don’t. Seriously. There isn’t.
So, one of my Christmas gifts was a track ball mouse, instead of the usual move your whole arm thingy mouse. Youngest GTD has a track ball mouse and loves it, so being the geeky dad I am, assumed, probably rightly, that I’d like it too. After a week of using the track ball and messing with the settings, i do like it. Every so often I’ll need to think about what I’m trying to do, but expect that in another week that I won’t be able to use a normal mouse easily anymore.
Not trying to start the next cookie war, but anyone else use a track ball? No, just me. Fine. Carry on then
Without further ado, here are the comments of the week.
Back to early dinners and Matlock for Coach Carroll.
SonOfSpam
Update: The Militia has not been called up, but plans are being proposed.
Redshirt
Well at least he’s not overreacting.
Horatio Cornblower
For whomsoever is considering hiring McCarthy as HC
Doktor Zymm
Good news for DonT – the Titans are interviewing Jason Garrett for HC.
SonOfSpam
That machete is getting sharpened as we type…
ballsofsteelandfury
#SanJuanSupperClub
King Hippo
Harbs out in Bawlmer
WCS
Well, that’s just a shame…
BeefReeferLives
@jjfozz can you believe that Mindy is sleeping with Emily’s ex and tried to hide it from in her? If they had just hooked up in Rome as a vacation fling that would be one thing. But to carry on back in Paris? Not cool, Mindy. Not cool.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
For God’s sake, man! His team just lost a crazy game and fired the best coach they’ve ever had!
How many bridges do you want to see destroyed???
ballsofsteelandfury
YES.
King Hippo
Supposedly (per Diana Russini, whose name I may be misspelling) Harbaugh was canned in part because he wouldn’t get rid of Monken, the guy who kept forgetting Derrick Henry was on the team.
Frankly that’s grounds for conservatorship, never mind being fired.
Horatio Cornblower
Over the holidays, my sister gave me some home made chili crisp she got from a guy at their local farmers market. He wants feedback before selling it. I’ve taken it upon myself to try and drink some of it. I’m currently sipping on a medium martini with a chili crisp oil float, and it works better than I thought.
Sharkbait
“Now I hope to build home for myself”
I think that is a wise way to look at this. Have some Sr. Weaselo time & just be you for awhile.
BeefReeferLives
I totally get this. I was happily married for 42 years, and I will miss my man until the day I die, but this is the first time I’ve ever been living on my own. Not gonna lie, some days it sucks, but for the most part I love it. It’s me time.
Gumbygirl
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/mike-mcdaniel-fired-miami-dolphins-tua-tagovailoa-benched/
Sounds like someone just entered the Harbaugh sweepstakes. Also, ANOTHER TEAM FIRED THEIR HEAD COACH AFTER MONDAY! YOU STILL HAVE TIME TO ACT BENGALS!!!
Redshirt
They say when you live at a place for so long, you become that place.

Redshirt
My niece is a reporter for the Capitol Gazette in Maryland. She was supposed to have her first above- the- fold story this week, but then the Ravens fired Harbaugh and it got pushed to the inside. She blames the Steelers, lol.
Gumbygirl
The general vibe:
BeefReeferLives
Sorry I’m late.
Beerguyrob
These Indiana Hoosiers right here i call the Marx Brothers because they are making Duck Soup!
Brocky
Reached a big milestone today.
In January of 2001, a very large and extremely unhealthy yeah right tipped the scales at 339 pounds.
I had just come off a months long bout with bronchitis and had recently had my 2nd knee surgery.
I put on my walking shoes and stepped out the door to fucking do something about it.
Twenty five years and 125 pounds later I’m a lean, mean world traveling machine and I’m still walking.
I feel so damn good I think I’ll grab a beer.
It was fucking gorgeous out there today.
yeah right
Sleep in my friend and have no remorse over it.
I get to start my day clearing a clogged drain. Plenty of metaphors there.
2Pack
BEARS PACKERS PLAYOFFS IN THE SNOWWWW WHATS BETTER
— Kalyn Kahler (@kalynkahler.bsky.social) 2026-01-11T00:00:38.825Z
fleshwound_NPG
Unreal.
I made a deal with the universe that the Dr. Mrs. would get drunk if the Bears completed that comeback. But she has reminded me as such that I do not have power of attorney, so I think the only just recourse is for me to get drunk on her behalf. Right?
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Site goes wonky during a playoff game. The simulation really is falling apart. It’s been fun knowing you, my imaginary friends!
Gumbygirl
ravens interviewing matt nagy
tomlin is gonna coach in the afc north until he’s 96
fleshwound_NPG
Hey, I got a banner!
Am going to update my LinkedIn
Spur
I woke up to a hundred versions of this in my inbox this morning. Sports fandom is stupid and hurtful and I need it.
Beerguyrob
The nephew is applying for a high school head coaching gig. Think he’s got a shot to land it.
His first time in full charge of a program.
Pretty cool.
yeah right
(Stealing from Rockingdog)
Found a funny:
Beerguyrob
— CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) 2026-01-11T21:44:56.633Z
fleshwound_NPG
I hope that Erin Andrews comes out of her cocoon by the end of halftime. Can’t wait to see her with wings!
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
I’m waiting with bated breath for Erin Andrew to break into a rousing performance of “See My Vest”.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
What a wonderful day this has been! As predicted, Empire Builder James Cook claimed yet another territory, and Lawrence of Duvalia demonstrated that he is not of the same calibre as the Lawrence that helped seize Aqaba! I must say, the more hirsute Lawrence does not appear to be the quartered back that everyone thought he was after he completed his education at Clemson. In fact, at this point, he seems destined to be left off of the Mount Rushmore of Jaguras players. Should the Jaguras stay the course with him, or is it time to seek out a new field general to put in charge?
Cecil Rhodes
People can’t stop sending me memes. Fandom is pain.
Beerguyrob
Damn, they hit Drake so hard that play I’m gonna starting calling them Kendrick
/makes “west coast” sign
//fingers are now stuck like that due to arthritis and general whiteness
SonOfSpam
Herbert got hit so hard there he thinks he’s Trent Green.
Beerguyrob
“lol who the fuck is that?”
-Trent Green
SonOfSpam
“Somewhere, on a stretch of road in a town you’ve never heard of, there’s a Chevy truck. And the person who drives it, well that’s a Chevy person. You probably know one. Your buddy. Your sister. The ones who always show up, for ICE. They don’t need laws to get going, they’re the first to demean people of color, to spit shine fascist boots, the last to pick up a book and learn. They all have that little extra… ignorance. The confidence to being completely wrong about basic facts and never admitting it.
Chevy.”
ThePirateSloth
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