Hey-It’s Another Semi-Final!

Look at us, you and I, enjoying footed ball together.

To The Game!

Niners/Seahawks:

-Of course the biggest story is Darold’s oblique injury. He says he’s ready to go but why would he say otherwise? The coaching staff is hopeful he’s ready to go because despite Seattle fan’s concerns about him imploding, the alternative is Drew Lock.

-I haven’t looked at the Over/Under but the combined score of these teams this season when playing each other is 26-20, Seahawks. Sooo, take the under.

-There’s some concern about how San Fran can run effectively with Kittles out of the lineup. He’s a very effective blocker and combined with Trent Williams and Kyle Juszczyk the Niners could do what they wanted on the ground. Jake Tonges is the fill-in and he’s a ‘catch the ball’ type tight end.

-Purdy is smarter than this but when asked about the recent game vs Seattle he said, “it seems like we played them just last week.”

-Pearsall is back but was limited in practice all week. That 10th-ranked scoring offense needs as many pieces in place as possible. I’ve the notion that McCaffrey is going to get 32+ touches. Afterall, as far as crippling players, the apple on the Mike Shanahan coaching tree doesn’t fall far from the ground.

-One key to Seattle’s defensive success is their employment of five or more DB’s on the field-they do it 92.5% of the time. Given this you’d think that they’d be easy to run on but the defensive line is nasty.

-Hey! Where is that cool nickname for the unit? The Legion of Boom is disappoint.

Enjoy.

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Beerguyrob

We’ve been given a week’s grace.

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rockingdog

Found a funny:

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Mr. Ayo
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Youtube is shoving this down my throat for some reason. So you all get to ingest it as well,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqS-U2NFjUk

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Mr. Ayo

I don’t think the lyrics are literal here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Classic trance tracks, eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6Y7lcvubhU

Mr. Ayo

Inded. Fantasgic contribution,

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Horatio Cornblower

Josh Allen’s post-game presser, in music video form:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eED30qLA0KY&list=RDeED30qLA0KY&start_radio=1

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

This is good. I like this.

Horatio Cornblower

It’s fantastic, but I’m not sure she’s still active.

SonOfSpam

Hi, watching SNL…can anyone explain why Danny Elfman is playing drums for A$AP Rocky?

Unsurprised

Because he’s a drummer and A$AP Rocky’s baby mamma is a billionaire?

WCS

Just had one of the single worst calls someone can get it. I need a walk and cigarette.

Beerguyrob

Condolences.

Sharkbait

You’re doing important work. Just remember that.

Doktor Zymm

Hugs

Mr. Ayo

A) Walking is good exercise
2) Smoking is bad. Find another oral fixation routine that doesn’t involve cigs or cocks
#) Spill Tea on that call.

Horatio Cornblower

Hang in there man. You’re doing the Lord’s work.

Also don’t smoke. It’s bad for you, or so I hear.

BC Dick

Jesus lord man. Is it worth it? I couldn’t do it. I’m fragile enough as it is.
The world is better for people like you who do though.

Bogdanski

Thank you for your service, and not in the knee jerk 21st century USA way but with a real appreciation for what you’re doing

yeah right

This has been an incredibly fun fucking day.

Just starting to feel firm ground under my feet.

We need dance music.

2Pack

And I… have a mulched vegetable garden. We are lucky guys.

Plus Napoli won.

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Unsurprised

I forgot to make the joke for beerguyrob to be discerning between collecting the Kleenex filled with Niner tears he can use for sustenance and the ones filled with Hox cum.

Beerguyrob

All the vomit is the same color.

Horatio Cornblower

ESPN talking about how tough Purdy is, walking off the field with only a slight limp.

Motherfucker, that is called Toradol.

Don T

The only coach I wanted for TEN was Stefanski. In short:
1. Fuck the Falcons
2. Buy screws, tools, 2 x 4s, and all hardawre store merchandise from clandestine sources

Horatio Cornblower

When we were much younger Mrs. Horatio took a weekend job at the locally owned hardware store, (they hired her to work with two other attractive younger women to work the front, because they were not stupid), just so she could spend two days a week talking to adults. I would stay home with the kids and make my famous Kraft Macaroni & Cheese.

Which to be fair was all those little bastards would eat.

Anyway, one Friday night/ very early Saturday morning I came home from our late and lamented cash poker game with about $800 that I had not started the night with. After I had two hours of sleep Mrs. Horatio’s alarm went off and she got up, saying “remember, you have the kids this morning.”

I replied “I will give you $300 to call out”

She called her friend who also worked there and asked what she should so. Without missing a beat her friend said “You’re not making $300 here today. See you tomorrow, dummy” and I got to sleep in.

Unsurprised

It’s good to be rich (I assume)

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Horatio Cornblower

For one night, anyway.

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BOW TO YOU MST3K OVERLORDS:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flSdgZYdMms

This is Prof. Bobo Weekend. I am not making this up.

Beerguyrob

Associate Tenured Professor Beerguy hopes you enjoyed tonight’s mixer. Get home safe.

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Mr. Ayo

2k minimum for any lower bowl ticket for next week’s HOX game.

PirateSloth, help me out here.

Sharkbait

You really only need one kidney.

Mr. Ayo

True enough, but I don’t think PirateSloth needs one. I’d offer my liver, but my doctor says that’s inadvisable and also not a viable organ for other healthy people.

Horatio Cornblower

I’d sell any tickets I had in a cocaine heartbeat and then go watch the game at home on my new SO LARGE IT’S STUPID screen TV.

Mr. Ayo

Subtle

Doktor Zymm

Wait a couple days, more will come on the market and that should include some cheaper single tickets

Mr. Ayo

Prices are now 4k. Have to sweat this one out until the last minute.

Doktor Zymm

Every other seat in the section my ticket is in were over $6k, something will come up

Doktor Zymm

Aw man, and if I had waited until tonight I could have gotten almost the same seat for a couple hundred less. Patience kids!

Mr. Ayo

Good to hear. I’ll take the patient track and hope for the best.

Brick Meathook

Wait until the 4th quarter and then just walk in.

BC Dick

Cable television.

Mr. Ayo

Last resort, sure. Nothing like being there though,

BugEyedBoo

Walk through the gate backwards, and the guards will think you’re leaving.

Redshirt

Let’s be honest, with how the 49ers season has been going, this is a Mercy Killing.

Petronel

Congrats Hox.

Don T

Think we’re moving into the Advil and melatonin portion of the evening. Let us hydrate 🙏🏼

Sharkbait

Gin hydrates a person, right?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It sure does, it’s like 60% water!

Horatio Cornblower

60% of the time, it hydrates every time!

Horatio Cornblower

No. No it does not.

Now, gin AND tonic? Well, who could cast a stone?

Doktor Zymm

Temporarily, which is the same as yes!

Mr. Ayo

VODKA as well, I’m hoping.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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Horatio Cornblower

I was about to ask when Beerguyrob, Pirate Sloth and Mr. Ayo were going to get some playing time.

Unsurprised

Hey!

I may be a conditional Hox fan, but I am
also shorter and fatter than TPS Report, too!

Horatio Cornblower

Sorry, Unsurprised.

I’m sending you in as a fullback. Go nuts!

Sharkbait

Swap Phil Kessel for Brandon Aiyuk.

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Sharkbait

My antenna just decided to drop the signal from Fox, and I think it’s doing me a favor.

Mr. Ayo

Tune back in. HOX could still put up a fifty burger!

Sharkbait

The signal just came back in time to see Mac Jones!

Beerguyrob

Drew Lock time!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Oh, I heard about this guy!” – Catherine the Great

Brick Meathook

All the haters are going to blame this loss on the Niners not scoring any points but the truth is much more complex.

WCS

BIG, if true

Don T

Wow. Full bloodbath, full Wild Bunch

Redshirt

Can the 49ers forfeit? Or can we have a running clock?

Unsurprised

They hadn’t? This is them trying?

Beerguyrob

There are Niners fans leaving in actual tears.

Redshirt

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Mr. Ayo

HOX!!! SUDDEN CHANGE!

Mr. Ayo

EAT SHIT KYLE!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh, okay, now that this game is a laugher I want to talk about the show His & Hers that I just watched. It was incredibly frustrating because almost every time character reached a decision point, the writers simply had them decide to do the thing that would service the plot and didn’t give a single bit of thought to other potential choices and why they wouldn’t make them. Case in point: one of the characters convinces the other to spend the evening with him at a lake house (because their hotel rooms got canceled). And even though she’s got her own car, she leaves it behind and rides with him. And there’s just no discussion or even consideration of why she would do that; she just does it. Because the plot calls for her to be trapped at the lake house with no easy escape. There’s like a hundred instances of stuff like this, and it’s infuriating.

Horatio Cornblower

A friend of mine was telling me about this show earlier today and I stopped listening to him even faster than I stopped reading this post.

Mr. Ayo

I stopped reading at Hers.

But good for you?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

No!