Look at us, you and I, enjoying footed ball together.
To The Game!
Niners/Seahawks:
-Of course the biggest story is Darold’s oblique injury. He says he’s ready to go but why would he say otherwise? The coaching staff is hopeful he’s ready to go because despite Seattle fan’s concerns about him imploding, the alternative is Drew Lock.
-I haven’t looked at the Over/Under but the combined score of these teams this season when playing each other is 26-20, Seahawks. Sooo, take the under.
-There’s some concern about how San Fran can run effectively with Kittles out of the lineup. He’s a very effective blocker and combined with Trent Williams and Kyle Juszczyk the Niners could do what they wanted on the ground. Jake Tonges is the fill-in and he’s a ‘catch the ball’ type tight end.
-Purdy is smarter than this but when asked about the recent game vs Seattle he said, “it seems like we played them just last week.”
-Pearsall is back but was limited in practice all week. That 10th-ranked scoring offense needs as many pieces in place as possible. I’ve the notion that McCaffrey is going to get 32+ touches. Afterall, as far as crippling players, the apple on the Mike Shanahan coaching tree doesn’t fall far from the ground.
-One key to Seattle’s defensive success is their employment of five or more DB’s on the field-they do it 92.5% of the time. Given this you’d think that they’d be easy to run on but the defensive line is nasty.
-Hey! Where is that cool nickname for the unit? The Legion of Boom is disappoint.
Enjoy.
why in the cinnamon toast fuck did shanahan have cmc out there to get hurt again
Takes after his old man
I finished reading Boneshaker instead of watching this game and it appears that I made a wise decision.
Gumby was one of Cherie Priest’s beta readers. They were imaginary friends for years, like we are.
That’s awesome!
Holy shit that’s cool as fuck!
HOX!!!
FORTY BURGER!
Is 40 burger eorthy? iykyk
But enough about Coach Reid’s order at Winstead’s Steakburgers…
6 – 34 is 28 – 3 with inflation.
Interesting observation I just heard online: How tough is Bo Nix if he broke his ankle and no one could notice?
Not nearly as tough as Tyrell Shavers who played an entire half with a torn ACL last week?
Wellness Check on Hippo?
and wellness check on potential 7th pill
There are no direct flights from Seattle to Cancun. Things just keep going from bad to worse for the 49ers.
That’s false. I’ve done that flight a few times in first class.
So there is. It’s tomorrow.
Wow, you stabbed that joke in the heart just like Ray Lewis, uh, had a quiet uneventful evening in Atlanta that one night.
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1yzeo
cant believe i forgot about that
Whoa. Hi there dailymotion’s autoplay feature.
I tried YouTube but for some reason this isn’t up there.
I had to practically drive a stake into my phone to get it to stop. But it’s hilarious!
So, night Playoff games no Beuno?
Disagree. This game is muy beuno.
“Yep. Been that way for awhile.”
-M. LaFleur, Wisconsin
Alright, I’m back and why is the Broncos fanbase on fire?
nfl script writers on that pure 1980s cocaine
Hell yeah bring back the shoulder pads too!
And back mini-mattresses!

Hey look, it’s Mr. “Not A Senator For Georgia”
They won, get to host New England, (just accept it, it’s going to happen), next week, and then they found out Bo Nix broke his ankle and Jarred Stitham is the one they need to rely on to get to the promised land.
That stadium has to be rocking. So glad the SFO contingent is there.
Bodes well for Chicago tomorrow…
It is, in fact, rocking.
Maybe save some of these points for next week, Seattle?
HOX!
Niners as team fittingly leaving this year on the emotionally injured reserve
Well, better luck next week, 49ers.
SUDDEN HOX CHANGE!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzHfPN2SC1I
Mrs. Horatio is watching a Lifetime movie about Lorena Bobbit.
I should move out, right?
That’s depends….
You haven’t been leaving the seat up, have you?
What’s the title? I’m guessing “A Slice of Life” colon snd a name
“I Was Lorena Bobbitt”
I’ve already mentioned that I’m hoping this isn’t like a ‘This Old House’ how-to show.
Only if she’s cheering
Based on my recollection of Mr. Bobbit I’d probably cheer too. He was a fucking asshole.
Good point. Ok, cheering AND giving sideeye
Ha!, wife was watching that earlier. I left to “run errands” for a while.
Has Lowratio locked his paddock from the inside?
Just watch your step , mister!
Hah, the people sitting behind me are streaming the game but without headphones because they are genZ or just inconsiderate!
Yes.
28-3 doing its thing to the niner roster right at the very end
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4zPXYRg6rFA
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6978950/2026/01/17/kevin-stefanski-falcons-head-coach/
Just landed! How much game is left?
8 minutes left in the 3rd, plus the 4th.
Technically about a half hour.
Realistically it’s been over for 20 minutes.
No, YOU try cashing checks with an anthill drawn where the signature goes
I have lost my voice. It’s only the 3rd.
Yell louder! HOX!!!
Yes, thank you. It’s been lovely but perhaps a little more funghi next time?
No, by all means you were fantastic.
Your welcome
As I always told my employers: let’s dial back on hallucinogens
Pussy
Sorry, puta
It needs to go to twelve.
Wait: Bo Nix got injured on the kneeldown before the game-winning FG? That’s black magic shit.
Yes I know it was commented below. Just needed to hear the nees by the español broadcasters, who are obviously on an undisclosed location.
the qb sweep play not long before it
For some reason that’s not as thrilling a plot point as the injury happening on a kneel down. Although far more likely unless Bo has been drinking Malk or has Boneitis
He needs more Vitamin R…
We all do.
To quote Donny from Trailer Park Boys:
“WHAT IN THE FUCK?!?”
“Survival of the fitness”
R. LaFleur
Houston v Seattle in the supe would be a war.
It would be pretty neat to have an Owl where only the defenses score points
Didn’t the Giants and Ravens come pretty close to that?
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!
CMC appears to have a stinger, or Deshaun Watson needs to teach the trainer about handys.
Properly fucked! Hate to see it.
Toonces got a paw on it!
Updated weather forecast for the Bears game tomorrow: 17F with 40% chance of SNOW SHOWERS!!! Winds 11mph with occasional gusts up to 40 mph
Get a good beer coat on! Also snow in Foxboro at kickoff tomorrow. Might be tough for the imaginary football team.
I’m gonna watch the early game at a nearby bar. Probably Staleys, it’s a 15 minute walk from the South entrance and is owned by ex-Bear Idonije. Extra glad I sprung for the 100 level ticket instead of the 400s!
I think losing Nico Collins is the bigger issue.
That too. Gonzalez being good to go helps out immensely.
take some vodka with, that will NEVAR freeze over!
I could totally slip some gin minis in my boots
Do it!
I tried putting smuggled airport bottles of gin into Sprite at a JV game once, thinking it could almost be like a slightly-off gin and tonic. It was wretched. Truly vile.
Metal caps 👀
Only on the top and mid and slightly above the bottom brands!
BREAKING:
My inner younger Southern hood, Hawaii pidgin shit talkin self has arrived
Damn, Straaaaaannnnnggggg
I would like the Seahawks so much more if they went back to their classic blues.
Game. Blouses.
Sorry, which team is Blouses here?
Whoa Bo Nix is done for the season
Damn, well that’s not Rocking
Bobo!
THIS SAM DARNOLD I CALL HIM CHEVRON BECAUSE HE CAN OVERTHROW MIGHT—oh wait.
Never mind ☺️
Hope we at least get some bitchin’ retro United Fruit Company swag out of all this.
Dole Overthrew A(nother) Democratically Elected* Government And All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
*Does not apply to Venezuela
BOBO!
The thing about Tom Brady is that his announcing has really improved since last season.
And it’s still awful.
This is almost word for word what I was saying the other day when talking about Tomlin and Belichick maybe having tv careers
THAT PLAY I CALL IT THE RAVEN, BECAUSE LENORE HAS REALLY DEVASTATED THE NINERS
Poe-try!
The Colonel cursed so much it would cause me to ask him to chill. However, if he saw the KFC slop bowls he would have a stroke from cursing so much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_EYIujmORs
Aww fuck – Charbonnet is one of the best parts of this team.
*was
Well crap, he’s ALSO on my playoffs fantasy team. I’m down to one rb out of 4 now.
The Pats absolutely need to win tomorrow now. GIVE ME THE JARETT STIDHAM GAME.
So what’s the over on nutjobs calling for the Broncos to bring tebow back?
I was gonna use halftime for a complicated nacho project. Imma do it now, turn on the halftime show for updates on Nix’s injury.
WHO AM I?!?!?!?!?!?!?
I’m going to go hit my vape hard.
But you talking about nachos has made me hungry so….
Mark Sanchez’s AA sponsor?
Opted.for a microwave chorizo queso fundido + chips ‘cause enough chorin’
Plot twist:. What if the Donks sign Josh Allen to a two game contract??
They’ll still lose, but it’ll be more entertaining is my guess.
Imaginarios best win tomorrow, the Pats getting an easy ride to the Owl because the Donks got ankleboned is nawt a story line I want to happen
Counterpoint: ……no?
Just be happy we like you enough around here to make up for your tragic flaw of being a Pats fan
https://bsky.app/profile/thedrawplay.com/post/3mco2zos6gc26
YA BETTA SIGN SOMEBODYYYYY!
SIGH. Stidham isn’t THAT bad.
Ron Howard Narration – Stidham IS that bad…
Lmao
RIP NIX
Someone get Hippo his 6th pill.
???
…you’ll see soon
Broken ankle
Broken ankle. Thought Peter King would cry,
No fucking way. It really is meteor time!
If what I’m reading is correct Nix broke his ankle on the second-to-last play of the game.
Which I think was a kneel down to center the ball? Or was I too sober at the time and not remembering correctly?
I am addressing the sobriety issue now.
I think you meant to say you are fixing the sobriety issue now with a ton of alcohol.
Tomayto, tomahto
’twas
One of us! One of us!
https://bsky.app/profile/fleshwoundnpg.bsky.social/post/3mco2snf6yk27
the only thing that rivals 28-3 is bountygate
Season 2 was no slouch. Homer with hair is a highlight of humanity
Bringing in the General Hospital writers was a big win