Go Bears?

I mean, who the hell would be cheering for the itinerant Rams, right? Ok, aside from his wifely choices Stafford is a good dude, right? Ok, aside from Nacua’s racist preferences, the team is cheerworthy, right? Ok, aside from the Rams ownership, the team can be admired, correct? Moving on…

To The Game!

Rams/Bears:

-Bad news (hah!) for the Rams-they’re favored and road teams of that ilk are 1-6 in the last seven games in divisional tilts.

-I’d no idea but Ben Johnson was fascinated by Mike Martz’ passing concepts.

-Last week Loveland was only the 2nd rookie tight end to go for 100+ yards in his first playoff game.

-Was disoriented to see that the all-time record between these two sits at 55-39-3 for Chicago. The Bears were really shitty thru the 60’s and 70’s and the Rams have been middling good for most of their existence.

-When the Rams are “on” they are a force to be reckoned with but there seem to be cracks in the armor. Or did the Panthers just have their number?

-Them Bears have been around for decades on end and yet if Caleb gets the W this evening he’ll be only the 4th QB to get multiple playoff wins in a single season.

-The sprain on Stafford’s index finger on his throwing hand is being undersold in my opinion. I predict a few flutterballs on tosses of 20+ yards tonight.

-Does the racist Catchin’ Samoan (shoutout to Jack Thompson’s ‘Throwin’ Samoan’ nickname) go off? The Texans secondary doesn’t feature an above-average corner.

Give me what ya got.

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bk109

Dunno why, but after catching up on what I missed on the bears game via the comments here (which may be less informative, but way more fun than suffering through the BBC’s live coverage) I do believe that this is kinda apt for the occasion. Twice over in fact – once for the general Beardom.. and once for the poor sods that went into Zymm’s FR33 MALORT van after the game XD

Ding Dong Song (XL Version)

Beerguyrob

BeerBrother is not sure why, and I don’t know if Ayo has made you aware, but Malala is sharing a suite with Megan Rapinoe at the Torrent game tonight for reasons known only to them and their agents.

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SonOfSpam

“Rapinoe” has one i

Mr. Ayo

Sue Bird, Rapinoe and Malala, They were right behind me!

yeah right

Last night while we were doing mental gardening this sounded really good.

My right click died,

Can one of you fine folks post Roxy Music Manifesto?

The song.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

You’re in luck, I had a youtube tab open!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYeCn7deon0

yeah right

Gracias.

Gatoraids

Back to sumo while returning to Claire 33 after wandering away from it for some reason half a year ago

https://www.twitch.tv/midnightsumo

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Going to live sumo was super fun, I need to do it again at a higher level.

Gatoraids

yeah heard there was one in LA soon but US sumo doesnt allow slaps and some other low tier stuff

yeah right

Fuck it.

I’m an Angelino with 34 years of real life in this motherfucker.

Let’s go ahead and RAMMIT on out!

Christ I might need a shot.

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Sharkbait

Boilermaker?

yeah right

Don’t mind if I do.

Gatoraids

shot , bottle who can tell

-J Manziel

SonOfSpam

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Doktor Zymm

Turns out #7 was sit on a bus for 90 minutes. Hell of a game tho, and at least I won’t be waking up hung over with who knows in my bed tomorrow, losers sleep better!

Doktor Zymm

It was just silence at the end. Wish Ben had gone for the octopus instead of OT but I know that’s not realistic

SonOfSpam

I was extremely relieved when he didn’t. Not that OT was all that comfortable, but still.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

You’re at home, I think the better percentage play is to take overtime.

yeah right

You’re a goddamn inspiration.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Gatoraids

til next Lynchian season bears fruit from the Cardiac Clown they call Caleb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtjiVTSs8pc&list=RDxtjiVTSs

Jimbo

I thought it was just my TV.

Gumbygirl

Yeah, I didn’t get a word he said. I just figured he was nervous, how often do kickers get interviewed?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

If you mean “by the cops” and are referring to Justin Tucker, the answer is “not often enough.”