I must say I covered my bases nicely with the headline. If the Pats win there will be a celebration for the 2nd-year fella. If he loses and gets sacked multiple times, that’s what he’ll be yelling.
To The Game!
Texans/Pats:
-One of the reasons that I think Houston can take this is because Maye hasn’t faced a top 12 defense the entire year.
-A second reason that I think the Texans will prevail is because the Pats lost to the only playoff team they played this year. (that sked was very generous)
-New England is favored by three and the O/U is 40.5 (seems high)
-That nasty Texans D doesn’t need to blitz in order to get pressure. Maye vs the blitz was phenomenal though-12 TD’s and 0 INT’s was his line during the regular season. Of course, he was doing it against lesser competition.
-Should Stroud get time to pass I think the primary recipient will be Jayden Higgins. Kirk put up a wonderful 144 yards last week but that represented less than 50% of his yards to date.
-Speaking of Outliers: Stroud’s 5 fumbles last week have scared Texans backers and made neutrals wary. Thing is, he only had two the previous 17 games. (he did have 8 INT’s though)
-Secret Weapon?: After receiving only one lonely carry in 2 of the last 3 tilts Chubb had 10 last week and did it at a 4.8 clip. Them Texans need to grind the clock and this fella might be the answer.
-Stroud is only the 4th QB to start and win a playoff game in his first three years but gets no credit for doing so.
Do your best.
Me: makes bets involving Henderson and Schultz.
Henderson and Schultz: dies
Gods of Gambling, Odds and Common Sense: chuckles
Feels kind of disrespectful to refer to him as the “god of gambling”. He has a name, you know.
We canawht let ah dahkie beat us!
How the hell is C Kirk catching TDs from the grave??
He got a day pass from Hell. Even Satan doesn’t want the Patriot Empire to rise up again.
This kid in the Taco Bell chicken strips commercial is super punchable.
cj stroud does have a bit of eli in him: looks like a turnover dogshit machine one minute, patriot killer the next
Happy for the Imaginariums, but if the Pats DB turned around we’re talking about a pick-6.
Well well well…
NOOOOOOOOO
NOICE
NAWT FAHR!
supremely good body control, not-Charlie Kirk!
Charlie Kirk didn’t understand the phrase “heads up!”
what a snipe to kirk
I had quiche for breakfast. Does that make me gay?
at least bi-curioUs, for sure
No, its that shirt that makes you gay. That and the having sexual relations with the same and/or equivalent gender,
Bros, are eggs gay?
Yes.
No, that’s the blowing guys for quarters at the bus stop.
Well I cant give up my side hustle. Times are tough.
earlier i said the texans defense isnt historic BUT if they carry cj strouds ass to a super bowl…
greasing the football was a good idea to make this potential boring game interesting
SUDDEN CHANGE!
When you should have 14, but only score 3? You’re gonna have a bad time, mkay?
(or maybe NAWT)
It’s so frustrating how teams I’m rooting against (the Patriots) always seem to make big plays, while teams I’m rooting for (Bills, Texans) always seem to blow them.
YOU CAUSED THIS!
Just as you say this the Texans recover a fumble.
Keep up the shittalking, Rikki…
They are welcome to keep rubbing it in my face all game long.
Wait, no, not like that Charles Haley!
Game over. Congrats Greatriots.
fuck a duck, that’s as bonkers as the last Donks pickerception yesterday
Is CJ short for Choke Job?
SUDDEN CHANGE!!!!
apologies for the HAWT TAEK….but I really enjoy professional FITBAW
That should have been fumble and Texans recovery
OOOOFFFFF, that’ll leave a mark, Imaginariosos
Mrs. Fozz is on a crazy effort to cut down our electricity bill. Like living with my dad.
Also
My mother in law claims that Oprah Winfrey and others raise children and kill them for adrenochrome to put into her makeup line.
How can you get this fucking dumb?
Ask what she thinks she’s been eating every time she’s been over for dinner for a decade?
Soylent Green is nutritious and affordable, Sir.
I thought that Q horseshit had gone out of style?
Her side of the family is batshit insane. They believe contrails are real and that 5G can cause cancer and impact your health. Also, angels are real and walk among us, Trump is the greatest president ever, and Fox News is “too conservative.”
Also, my mom in law has claimed that Biden, Obama, and others are imposters.
do not worry, the boomers are almost dead
tell Mrs. Fozz that the data centers drive up utility bills
And tell your mother-in-law to shut the fuck up. Ain’t no one got time for that crap.
Either of these AFC squadrons would make for a bone-crushing Owl against the ‘Truthers. Though I still don’t completely rule out RRRRRRRRAM IT!!
SCHULTZ!
well-designed and executed play
— Mike V., Foxborough, MA
WOOOOOOOOOO
somebody compared the texas defense to the 85 bears and 00 ravens, even the legion of boom c-hox
no.
They are very good, but they aren’t even half as good as those defenses.
Football fans like watching huge fat guys hit each other, right?
NHK SPOOOOOOOOOORTS
Spam told me that huge fat guys love banging into one another and he likes to watch. What were you saying?
There Will Be Punts
[Daniel Day-Lewis kicks footballs for three years in anticipation of playing the lead]
If I could cast Daniel Day-Lewis to star in a biopic of Paul Brown, maybe he’d take over as both GM and Coach of the Bengals.
And still do a better jorb
The Rain/Slow/Sleet Mix is just enough to slow down the offenses but not heavy enough to cause turnovers.
BREAKING NEWS
Tony Romo rushed to hospital to have josh Allen’s jizz pumped from his stomach.
Does I do a one pot chili? By that I mean throwing all the ingredients into a pot, bringing it to a simmer and then throwing it into the oven for three hours. No browning of the meats, no sweating of the veggies, btw.
Yes. Have some.
just read an article that peiple are saying hunter thompson’s death might not have been suicide
fuck his ex wife, trying to make money off of one of the greatest journalists of all time
so this basically is the afc title game unless this generation is about to witness its own jeff hostetler
well, guess who used to work for bill parcells!
‘Don’t Say His Name!’ Noem Scolds CBS’s Brennan for Naming ICE Agent in Shooting
Whatever you do, do not say Jonathan Ross’s name!
Bob Ross’s trees are drooping in shame at sharing a last name with that fuck
Found a funny:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg0yjTB3Ipw&pp=ygUNU3BhY2UgZW1wZXJvctIHCQkyAaO1ajebQw%3D%3D
Hoping for a Texan victory here. The Pats don’t deserve any happiness.
We got Israel Idonije out at the bar!
Canadian content rules satisfied
And he’s passing out free tequila shots lol
finally an israel making everyone happy
DON’T BANNER THIS! WE DON’T NEED DFO TO GET CANCELLED!
I’ve got an Aussie next to me. Buying a round of Malort once his buddy gets here
I want to go to there. I love malort. It’s like the abusive liquor I want even though I know rye has always been there for me.
Drake Maye is another one in the ‘my mom cuts my hair’ club
Sounds okay, but don’t need to get too wasted 4 hours before kickoff lol
I expected Malort and Chicago River water.
Me too honestly
Since you guys will be a handful any way the game turns out .. “Have a good one, folks”, while I go watch something cheerful instead of the game at the Gillette.
So far the choice is narrowed down to On The Beach, The Day After or By Dawn’s Early light.. but I’m open for suggestions by the time I finish making the stuffed crust meat feast pizza
Fun Fact: “Meat Feast” is Lindsey Graham’s nickname for the Senate Pages’ locker room.
I was surprised by how much I enjoyed 28 Years Later. And Dr. Sleep was really good.
28 Years Later? Eh, me and the missus tried to finish it, but meh.In between the weird plot (with massive gaps in logic) and it had some annoying pacing issues.I heard Bone Temple’s better, tho.
Doctor Sleep? Off to wikipedia
Mike Flanagan? Strike One.
Based on post-coke Stephen King? Strike Two
And with Rebecca “Can’t decide on an accent to save my life” Ferguson.. Pass
Thanks for the suggestions, tho.
Since the pizza’s about ready for cutting.. we’ll just do “Dawn’s Early Light” (even if the book’s better and without a goddamn romantic sublot)
The lady bartender has a sweatshirt that’s only neck and arms so she’s still got cleavage out. I’m sure y’all would appreciate it
Ask her to pose… For Scotchnaut…
That NE weather does look miserable, icy rain sucksy
Parked up, beer obtained!
Are you in the mood for an alcoholic beverage that tastes like a synthetic blueberry-based Golem fucked an embalmed corpse in a bathtub filled with ditchwater? I’ve got something for you.
The Shire meets The Shining…in beverage form!
Since I’m bringing it up, it won’t happen…
but seeing a defensive slugfest Houston / Seattle superb owl would be cool.
& I imagine Seattle is chuffed about the idea of playing the SB in the facilities of a hated divisional rival, too, just as an extra little “ha ha – fuck you” to the 9’ers…
I would love that. A 9-3 Super Bowl is my kind of party.
I’ve said it before but one of the best games I’ve ever watched was a Monday Nighter between two one-loss teams in the Niners and Giants. San Fran won 7-3. It was a chess match whereby two incredible defenses had answers for everything two formidable offenses could try to accomplish.
Imaginarios D is FUN to watch
It’s like watching a horror movie with jump-scares around every corner, but fun ones.