Somebody should have had this up quite some time ago so this’ll be short and sweet.

Some sports that you may want to partake before the first feature includes:

Scotties Tournament of Hearts-Your dear old Uncle Skeevy sure does like the attractive, athletic girl next door type and there’s plenty on tap here.

No Men’s ranked college basketball teams are playing today! Huh. The Sillycuse women’s team is playing. They’re 16-3 yet are not ranked. Is anyone addressing this travesty?

The high-flying Avalanche are playing the [spits on ground] Maple Leafs at 1pm EST.

FC Barcelona is playing Real Oviedo.

Of interest to a few of the clubhouse members, Chelsea, Man U and Newcastle are on tap. (see what I did?)

Oh Redshirt, did you hear that your beloved Ohio State [stifles a guffaw] hired [snorts] that wonderful [giggles] Arthur Smith. [holds stomach while laughing out loud]

To The Game!

Pats/Broncos:

-Quite the achievement by Vrabel to get this far in his first year. What were the Titans thinking? He was making a silk purse out of a sow’s ear.

-Say a prayer for Stidham-not the greatest position to be in.

-The weather is supposed to be around -3 for game time. This will be the only time anyone mentions it. Will Erin Andrews be wearing fur?

-The Pats are favored by 5.

-Both the Pats O (rushing and passing) and the Broncos D (same) are all ranked in the top 7.

Have at it.