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Greetings all!


Senor couldn’t be here tonight since he’s selling bodily fluids to purchase NBA Finals tickets got a gig. So you’ve got me here to slap dash a little something something for your viewing and commenting pleasure.

Tonight sports wise you’ve got game one of the NBA finals with the “way ahead of schedule” San Antonio Spurs facing the “How the fuck long has it been” New York Knicks.

Should be a fun series now that OKC has been disposed off. These two teams should match up well, as if anybody can match up with Wemby. However since he’s still a youngster he is prone to missing a game or two on the Witness Protection list and I wouldn’t be shocked to see that happen early on in the series.

You’ve also got your full Wednesday night slate of Baseball, which is my first choice of course, maybe followed by watching the recording of the NBA game.

Just to give you an idea how “busy” we are at work, I’m sitting in an empty warehouse sized building all by my lonesome and dashing off a quick “Carpenter” of an open thread.

I’m fucking indispensable!

Anything fun and exciting happening in your lives? Let us know.

Get after this thing with your badass selves!

 

 

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Gumbygirl

New species discovered in Angola. Crowned Crab spider. Fucker glows! Very cool, but if I saw one in my place I would stroke out immediately.

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SonOfSpam

I would set fire to the house and start over again in like Fontana or something.

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Mr. Ayo

That spider just wants to party. Fire up the music, drop the molly, and start dancing.

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Doktor Zymm

Pretty sure I’ve seen it at a Gwar concert

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Bogdanski

That doesn’t have enough bodily fluids on it. At best it was selling t-shirts in the parking lot

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Sharkbait

But is it a bitch to the crack spider?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2HipedgM3I

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Horatio Cornblower

I, for one, welcome our new arachnid overlords.

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Senor Weaselo

Hey, the mobile works again for me!

/Looks around for blue and orange shtreimel to wear around wing-wang

That’s one, but it’s a long series.

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Sharkbait

I guess the meme is true. The Knicks and Rangers can’t both be good in the same season. with 1994 being the lone exception

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Senor Weaselo

No NBA/NHL teams sharing the same city/arena has won both the Finals and the Cup in the same year. ’94 was the closest we’ve got.

I’m going out on a limb when I say this next part, but fuck OJ.

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Unsurprised

Congratulations to Alex and Buddy for kicking obesity’s ass

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Gumbygirl

That is impressive as hell, isn’t it? Spam and Bogdanski are doing well too. I am going to be a full figured gal forever, but I don’t give a shit.

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Unsurprised

Yeah. Obesity has been kicking my nuts in all offseason.

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Gumbygirl

If it was easy, we’d all be skinny bitches. You’ll get there.

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yeah right

Shit ain’t easy at all.

I’ve been walking for over 25 years and a Monday thru Friday vegetarian, you were all there when that started, for 4 years and I still struggle but I have kept off the buck 20 that I lost since 2005. Apart from a few regressions where I put back on like 50.

This is a lifelong struggle but I’m still here to tell about it.

Keep the faith but eat like a king on the weekends.

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SonOfSpam

At least there’s nothing going on in the world that makes me wanna drink.

/edits the comment five times due to shaky hands

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yeah right

It’s not even a theory it’s basically proven anthropology that as a people we put on weight during the cold months to stay warm.
Hence calories being equal to caloric values meaning values of heat or warmth.

My birthday is in late October and then the winter and then the holidays and then the Owl and then Saint Patrick’s Day.

It’s usually early spring when I get back on program.

It’s tried and tested over decades now but woof.
That fluctuation can’t be good.

This math may not apply to southern California but I’m sticking with it.

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Gatoraids

unlike the Knicks who kicked skinnys ass tonight

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Sharkbait

Not nearly impressive but I’m down 30 pounds since Halloween. Its an improvement I’ll take

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yeah right

Fuck yes!

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Gumbygirl

Go you!

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Mr. Ayo

RIP Spurs

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Unsurprised

Listening to an NFL coach higher than giraffe pussy is mind-blowing when the archetype has always been and should always be the Gruden Grinder, Grumblelord fucking locked-in psychopaths.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuzfcYiQQ54

The best comment called him “Colorado sober.”

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Brick Meathook

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SonOfSpam

lol Jason Garrett has endorsed Michelle Tafoya in her MN Senate race.

That will motherfucking move the needle!

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Gatoraids

mmm yes the Minnesota Supper Club shall rally her

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

If I was a Minnesotan and on the fence, this would absolutely push me to vote against her.

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scotchnaut

Espn is doing a “Welcome To The Wemby Era” story. Place your Kalshi bets on the Finals accordingly

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rockingdog

Watching game 1 of the finals
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Hope this game is Rockingggg!!!

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Don T

Uf
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Don T

I’ve been seriously into backgammon for the last month. That’s the most interesting + publishable stuff down here 🏖️

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Gatoraids

BRING BACK CRIBBAGE

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Doktor Zymm

Apparently mah jong is super trendy right now

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Gumbygirl

I play it on my phone, but that has nothing in common with the actual game, other than the tile designs.

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Doktor Zymm

I hear it’s kinda like gin rummy

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scotchnaut

I got an A+ in Euchre in my third and fourth years of university

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Gumbygirl

That was the game on Gumby’s first boat, the USS Thomas Jefferson SSN/SSBN 618. They’re motto was “Hostility Against Tyranny”. Apparently, large sums were exchanged, which caused plenty of hostility. My man had many vices, bless him, but gambling was not one of them.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

During a summer program I organized a cribbage tournament and seeded myself #2. There was much grumbling but I made the final so I was justified!

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Senor Weaselo

Grandpa Weaselo was a phenomenal backgammon player in Romania.

At some point I have to shimmy up the bookshelf and grab the good backgammon set!

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Doktor Zymm

Currently in a Lyft on my way back to SFO, after my dumb ass forgot I had the keys to my Chicago place in my other jacket. Lucky for me my flight is 5+ hours delayed so I had time to run home, grab my keys, and come back…And I’ll still be waiting at the airport for 3 or 4 hours.

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NotShogunButShogun

Qualifies as a minor win.

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Doktor Zymm

Definitely could be worse

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Doktor Zymm

And I got a free $20 food voucher from United, which I loaded on to the Starbucks app, along with $5 I got for free from Groupon like 15 years ago and have never used. I should be able to get a crapaccino for under $25 right?

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WCS

Better than getting to the Chicago lair, reaching into the pocket/purse/prison wallet, whatever, and realizing, “Oh… shit.

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Doktor Zymm

100%, especially arriving at 4 am since I can’t really even have a neighbor let me into the building for a few hours at that point

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Could have taken BART and made it

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Doktor Zymm

Almost, it’s only a 4.5 hour delay and it’s 3 hrs one way on BART

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Gumbygirl

Didn’t you do that a few years ago?

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Doktor Zymm

Yup, and BART was more frequent then so it’s probably more than 3 hr now 🙁

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King Hippo

To support Weaselo in his musical endeavoUrs, the #BFIB have taken a 3-1 lead,

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rockingdog

Saw a note that one of the soccer players for Team Switzerland isn’t allowed to enter the USA for the World Cup ⚽️

That doesn’t seem Rocking…

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King Hippo

They really should just put all of the fixtures in Mexico and The Canadia. Fuck it.

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Gumbygirl

Every time you think we couldn’t possibly get more embarrassing, a new level of hell is achieved. USA! USA!

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NotShogunButShogun

…so anyway. While it might sound fun, being covered in lube sliding down latex flooring does have a cost. The limp remains. She was worth it.

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Redshirt

Didn’t have to wait long to use this one.

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Unsurprised

His “being covered in lube sliding down latex flooring does have a cost” shirt is raising a lot of questions that the shirt already answered.

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Redshirt

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Don T

🤣🤣

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Doktor Zymm

Plus he doesn’t have to live in Ohio any more!
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