Let’s do this!

I guess I should keep the nuggies north of the 49th parallel-centric huh?

The NHL has washed its hands of The Mike Babcock Affair and he’s free to bully the younger players on the Edmonton Oilers roster. There are no words.

Good News For Women’s Pro Hockey:

The Ottawa Charge are going to play in the Sens facility next year. Their aging downtown arena was undergoing a de-renovation that would have reduced capacity from 8500 to 5700 seats, effectively killing the franchise. We Canadians don’t tend to over-react much but when a sports team is seen to be manoevered into moving or being bank-ruptured the dander starts flying. You see, the Charge’s playoff tilts drew an average of 13,000 fans and they also came within 1,000 folks of selling out the 18,500 Sens facility-interest is very high so that news was a bummer. Enough shouty voices were heard and now the Charge will be playing at the Canadian Tire Center. Sometimes the good guys/women win!

To Business:

Canada goes at it hammers, tongs and snowshoes vs the Qatarians. (is it pronounced ‘Katter’ or ‘Kutar’? let me know in the comments) Will we see Davies? He’s on the bench. Southhampdon’s Cyle Larin-the goal-scorer in the first game-has leveled up to starter.

Most Importantly! Soccer goddess Beckie (aka Janis Solis) I recently learned was wed, without consulting my feelings on the matter. I’d obviously have given her the go-ahead but these feelings sting.

On To Polite Victory!

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rockingdog

Lmao
apparently this is the dude who runs a company called Greenwater Services that made the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool in DC green

Lmao lol 🇺🇸

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rockingdog

Another pic

Hahaha lol

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Gatoraids

collection of Dick Tracey villains around him

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Gumbygirl

He’s Irwin Mainway’s dumber, sleazier brother.

Gumbygirl

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Bogdanski

By god that’s Paul Bearer’s music!
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Gatoraids

Black Lodge John Candy someone called him in sub bleet

Doktor Zymm

He’s fat, got piles, he’s in the Epstein files

2Pack

I’m really tired of this renovation shit. Place is looking better every week but each step turns more complicated. Better that Wifey and I are both around now to address things that come up with the work crews. I’d hate to think of what the place would look like if we were both still working. Everything taking twice as long. This summer will suck but, knock on wood, most should be done by the fall, a year later than advertised. A picture of the “progress” is attached.

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Gumbygirl

Renovation is not for sissies. That’s one of the most stressful thngs you’ll ever do, especially when you’re living in it. Get on your bike and get away from it for awhile, it will be good for your head.

2Pack

Sound advice that I will take Cara.

Had my first “harvest” of beets last night. I know you don’t care for them but FYI… They were great. Only took a month of growth too so I’m gonna snag some more this weekend and do a second planting.

Gumbygirl

Yeah, I love almost everything, but beets are not my jam. Glad you are enjoying them!

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Bogdanski

They taste like dirt!

Gumbygirl

Amen, my brother. But there are people who enjoy that muddy flava, who are we to judge?
[ judges]

2Pack

I have found that most of the power foods have drawbacks.

Washed well, peeled and boiled my beets are quite tasty.

Bogdanski

We’ve been doing some sort of csa for ~20 years and I now like kale and chard and even that other sneaky underground vegetable that I initially hated: the parsnip. I can eat beets and even kind of enjoy them in certain preparations but they always taste like dirt. Maybe it’s like the cilantro / soap thing

2Pack

Also I may have eaten too much dirt as a kid. Could splain it…

2Pack

You’re cooking them wrong

ballsofsteelandfury

Sweet!!

Doktor Zymm

If every single prelim match ended in a draw, who would advance? I would strangely enjoy that scenario

Mr. Ayo

Well it would come down to tiebreakers.

  1. Points scored. Not applicable as all teams would have 3 points.
  2. Goal difference between competing teams. Not applicable since that would be zero for all teams.
  3. Greatest number of goals between competing teams. Not Applicable. Both teams would have the same number of goals.
  4. Goal difference in all group play. Not applicable since that would still be zero.
  5. Greater number of goals in all group play. Higher scored ties would win out here.
  6. Lowest number of yellows and reds. This one could tilt the majority of the standings.
  7. Lastly, FIFA rankings. Which is perfectly on brand as the stupidest way to do this. If the rankings were right, they should never get here.
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ThePirateSloth

Georgey says hey y’all

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ThePirateSloth

While it is totally not a competition or anything, our 4 foster kittens are the stars of the event. Had the most sign ups for possible adoption.

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Senor Weaselo

So Jazz Chisholm, Jr. failed a cup check. OW.

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Horatio Cornblower

I hate to say it, but the Dr. Mrs. might have been right: vacuuming the house for a 4th time in two days does seem like it might be more fun than watching this game.

Brick Meathook

I’m thinking about going to Canada in a few minutes. Is it safe?

Horatio Cornblower

As long as you’re not Qatari.

yeah right

Beautiful save by Korea.

Gumbygirl

Good news: I picked Canada to win

Bad News: My goal differential is 1

Horatio Cornblower

Nailed it, Blair Walsh

yeah right

Reporting live from Alta Baja I’m your correspondent yeah right.

Here to give you live reactions to the Mexico Korea game as they happen!

Or until I fall asleep.

Which may be soon.

yeah right

O Canada if you restarted the Wave I’ll never forgive you.

Don T

COR is class, but tonight is all aboOt* México Lindo.

* Congrats to Canadá. More bullying, eh?!

ThePirateSloth

Y’all….

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ThePirateSloth

These two scared little kittens!

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Gumbygirl

Congrats on the new cats!

ThePirateSloth

Oh none of them are ours. Just fosters.

Gumbygirl

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ThePirateSloth

We have 4 cats and 2 dogs already! No more!

WCS

We have 4 6 cats and two dogs already!

ThePirateSloth

To be fair, we had 8 fosters for about 2 weeks or so on top of our own animals. The 4 kittens named below along with a street mama cat with her 3 kittens. Those 3 kittens have been adopted out, these 4 kittens are more than likely are gonna be adopted by some people who came to the event tonight, and we’re not sure how long mama cat will stay with us. She’s had it rough on the streets and is still recovering from it. She had scratched off large sections of fur from herself due to stress, as well as cuts and scrapes. We’re pretty sure someone dumped her from their home once she was pregnant, as she’s super sweet but awfully timid.

ThePirateSloth

Seriously y’all. So much cuteness.

But absolutely terrible Stout.

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Gumbygirl

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Horatio Cornblower

That seems like less than ideal accuracy.

ThePirateSloth

Currently drinking a Pirate Stout at a brewery whilst hanging out with 12 kittens (so far) during a foster cat group “Come Adopt These Muthafuckin Adorable Ass Kittens” event. We’re fostering 4 of them, 2 shown below.

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ThePirateSloth

The Pirate Stout is not very Piratey and not very good. Because I know y’all wanted to know.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

THIS GUY THEPIRATESLOTH I CALL HIM DEF LEPPARD BECAUSE…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PGk4xjOEyU

ThePirateSloth

Tuxedo cat, bottom left: Onyx
Grey cat, right side: Hematite
White-ish cat, middle: Opal
Striped cat, very back: Jasper

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Man are the Canadian players going to be disappoiunted when the coach explains to them that this only counts as one win.

Doktor Zymm

Good thing: I forgot tomorrow is a holiday, so today was really my Friday!
Bad thing: Work decided to be extra frustrating today to make up for it
Good thing: I had candy to stress eat, and I’m kinda curious if my new fitness tracker could pick up on me yelling at Claude code
Additional good thing: My weekend starts now and my only question is – liquor, beer, or wine?

Doktor Zymm

Bad thing, kinda: I had a really good session at the gym this morning, but now I’m following it up with inadequate nutrition, and probably booze and poor sleep so I won’t recover well
Good thing: I booked a massage for tomorrow!

Wakezilla

TOUCHDOWN CANADA!

Horatio Cornblower

This is bordering on an international incident.

litre_cola

In Ottawa. Will there be a Maestro litre meet up? Stay tuned.

Horatio Cornblower

I’m watching the game just to see you storm the Qatari bench.

yeah right

Golazzo number cinq with the own goal.

Horatio Cornblower

Jesus, I go to pick up a couple of pizzas, come back and Canada’s at war with Qatar?

What strange times these are.

Wakezilla

I demand we score 8 goals to honour Kone!

Horatio Cornblower

Sub in Stu Grimson.

Wakezilla

Sub me in. I will go for throats

Horatio Cornblower

No offense, I’m picking Stu Grimson first.

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Wakezilla

That’s fair. I have 2 bad ACLs

Horatio Cornblower

https://www.facebook.com/pavlo.chorniy.790/videos/shane-churla-vs-stu-grimson-round-5-dec-16-1996-from-youtube-channel-grimson-32/838291289172658/

Not sure if the video will play, but I saw this on TV when it happened. Churla, who was one of the dumber players ever, was playing with a broken orbital bone and still tried to fight Grimson. You can Grimson hang back at the beginning of the fight until Churla throws 2-3 punches, then Grimson simply erases Churla’s face, then he hangs back again until some of Churla’s teammates, who apparently really hated him, finally jumped in.

Whenever I think I who I want coming over the boards to bail my ass out, Stu Grimson is #1.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Ah, good old Grimson.

yeah right

Payback.

SonOfSpam

Didn’t see it, glad they’re not showing a replay. Sourry.

litre_cola

He broke his leg. Big time

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Wakezilla

Heart, you don’t like me, and I don’t like you. That said, please don’t give out on me. I’m beyond fired up, and I need at least another 60+ minutes to watch Canada (hopefully) win this game. Deal?

Wakezilla

Yes. Holy fuck, I am beyond fired up. I wish I could bottle this energy, this feeling, and sell it to people.

Horatio Cornblower

Canada seems to have gotten off to a favoUrable start, eh?

litre_cola

Am.vibrating like a gently used Hitachi.

Wakezilla

I don’t know what a soul sucking vibrator name is, but that’s me inside of BC Place right now. HOLY FUCK!

yeah right

Home cooking!

SonOfSpam

I don’t think Canadia is messin aboot with Cathair Cut-R Guitar those Bahrain neighbors.

yeah right

Great possession.

Beauty!

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