Subsequent GTD reflections

Hello there fellow DFO’er.  Hope you’re well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by my brain.  There’s no reason as to why some comments make it and others don’t. Seriously. There isn’t.

This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:
My children taught me the true meaning of unconditional love [in bed].
Yvonne Pierre

Going to take the high road and not mention anything that you perverts thought of. That’s exactly why we can’t have nice things.

For these quotes, I’ve come the the end of the random list that I was using, so anyone have thoughts on if this should be continued or not? Let me know below. Not like anyone reads these ramblings, y’all just skip to the start of the comments, I get it.

As a reminder, Sunday comments stand alone and Monday comments will go on the next week’s post.

Note that during the offseason, I’ll probably look at the Sunday posts.

Without further ado, here are the comments of the week.

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What could go wrong?

BugEyedBoo

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Breaking: web pile on in progress

Don T

Sorry, but I can’t change. You knew my weakness was the classics!

Don T

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So, Boston basketball is more hateable than Dallas hockey, but which city is more hateable overall?
Brocky

Wait, seriously? That’s not even close!
ballsofsteelandfury

Humor me?
Brocky

I have been to both Boston and Dallas multiple times. I have friends that live in both cities.

Here’s the defining factor:

If you have a hot girl in your bedroom, which accent would you prefer she speak with?
ballsofsteelandfury

STICK IT IN ME YOU FAHCKIN’ FAHCK!! MAKE ME THINK YOUAH MAHKY FAHCKIN MAHK!!

Yeah, I kind of see your point.
Horatio Cornblower

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Okay, now the DFO Website Security Gremlins are getting mean.

Redshirt

I told everyone it was a mistake to put Señor in charge of the captcha, but no one wanted to listen.
Horatio Cornblower

somehow that vote was carried by Maestro, Senor and YR’s bass playing grand-kid.
Game Time Decision

I have to apologize for contributing to this; I let Bob Kraft proxy vote for me and he’s got this weird thing for pianists.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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Took the day off for our 41st [ congrats that’s fucking awsome]. Made it rain all over town for Wifeys dresses, accessories and shoes. Homeboy got nuthin. Nice cake tonight but a load of nuthin else. Funny thing is, I’m totally cool with it. Spent all day telling them I don’t want anything, really. I have everything I need and want. I’m simply enjoying giving back now. Can’t beat the feeling.
2Pack

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Headed to Florida on Thursday to help my parents move into their new house. If there’s a news story about a phantom shitter striking the Mar-A-Lago grounds, I was here in the clubhouse the whole time.
LemonJello

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WTH is going on in BC?

Mounties in North Vancouver thwarted a toothpaste theft last Friday, seizing two duffle bags and one wagon's worth of product. https://t.co/7N1TusJVAB

— CTV News Vancouver (@CTVVancouver) May 29, 2023

Mr. Ayo

This was clearly an attempted plot by the Cavity Creeps!
Doktor Zymm

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They fight midget horses don’t they.

2Pack

Diet Matt Gaetz?
WCS

I believe this question has already been settled rather unequivocally.

The Raiders drafted Farva pic.twitter.com/dXEh8Wbl2w

— RK (@RyanKoenigsberg) April 29, 2023

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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BeefReeferLives

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I have to get up at the very buttcrack of dawn tomorrow, ugh. Toodles, my poodles!

Gumbygirl

Obligatory!

Senor Weaselo

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Just saw this posted in reply to some fever brained rant by a blue-checked fool. Probably old hat to most of you, but I LOL’ed.

BeefReeferLives

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btw, in my first date with my Ex-wife, we got mugged and went through an attempted carjacking. Memorable!
Don T

Y’know, I feel like of all things that should’ve been a sign…
Senor Weaselo

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1) Goddammit, Carlton. No dance for you.

2) Getting old continues to suck ass – somehow, I managed to trip and fall getting out of the car. Managed to wedge my elbow between garage cement and my left side. Knocked the wind out of me a bit, didn’t hear a crunch but wondered if I broke a rib or two. But not pissing or puking blood so I reckon I can save myself an embarrassing ER visit. As always, FML.
King Hippo

Oh no, poor Hippo! Getting old is not for sissies.

Gumbygirl

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“Seriously, is there anything worse than coming back from vacation to a messy house?”

Yes. Yes there is…

BeefReeferLives

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How the fuck you doing boys (and girls?)

If y’all remember, a few weeks ago i went on a pretty sweet male bonding experience that was my buddy’s bachelor party. It involved firearms. Said buddy is getting married tomorrow and we’ve effectively taken over this tavern.

I may or may not be intoxicated. I may or may not be sharing a story of why there’s a persistent rumor of me having supernatural powers related to a scar I have. I may or may not have compared the Dallas cowboys to that weird shit I took on Thursday
Brocky

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We’re moving my daughter into her new apartment tomorrow morning. Wife is getting the truck at 9:30. She just went to bed while announcing she’s not feeling well. Son is here but drunk. Daughter just got home from a friend’s house. I’m on my 3rd beer.

Tomorrow’s move is going to go forward with the same precision shown at (waves vaguely at various military disasters) that thing.
Horatio Cornblower

Why is my bad idea radar going off?
yeah right

Probably because there’s a sleeper sofa involved that my son, (who has never been involved in an actual move), is convinced will be no problem at all.

Oh you sweet, dumb, summer child.
Horatio Cornblower

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Commercial during the Yankees game: “When you’re a Fab, Fit, Fun member you get to choose whatever comes in your box every season.”

Horatio Cornblower

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There’s a Ben Shapiro book sitting by the controls of the jetbridge for my ORD-SFO flight 😂
Doktor Zymm

You know it won’t be about the female orgasm, that’s for sure.
King Hippo

Book pages are so dry they might spontaneously combust.
SonOfSpam

A lot of women come through a jetbridge, but nawt a lot of women cum through a jetbridge
Doktor Zymm

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I may have mentioned earlier that I was going alcohol-free quite soon. Well, yesterday our internet provider went kaput and the office staff had to handwrite all of our delivery orders. No worries-it was probably in the range of +/- 400 invoices.

/knee-deep in scotch, thank you very much
scotchnaut

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Finished the move. Had to take a door off the hinges for the sleeper sofa and we couldn’t get the box spring to the bedroom due to the stairs being at an insane pitch and a low ceiling. Left it downstairs with a challenge to the landlord, who loves this sort of thing and is undoubtedly going to find a way to get it up the stairs.

Back sore, knee tweaked, so basically it’s a day that ends in ‘y’
Horatio Cornblower

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[desperately searches the stands for any good-looking fan, Man City or otherwise]
-several cameramen at the moment
scotchnaut

Horatio Cornblower

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They’re Peppy and De Bruyne,

Yes, Peppy and De Bruyne

One is a genius

The others passes are insane.

They’re Peppy, Peppy and De Bruyne, Bruyne, Bruyne…
scotchnaut

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I’m rather fond of early June. The weather has finally turned but its not unbearably hot like July or August. Its a popular time for weddings and birthdays for a reason, plus my birthday is in a week.

Also, coincidentally I’m at a wedding reception now. I decided to go against the suggested dress code of semi casual, and decided on a relatively bold color choice.

Brocky

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This is my buddy Glen from Tronna. He almost always wears his CBC ballcap and he’s been on YT for quite some time. He makes recipes directly from old cookbooks on Sundays. Since Covid hit (and the cost of grocery items skyrocketed) he talks a lot about “methods” of cooking that allow folks to improvise dinners with the ingredients they have in the fridge or what’s on sale. Take a drink every time he whips out his bag. (of milk)

scotchnaut

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Wimpy BugEye story. A friend of mine made mild chili (wasn’t good, wasn’t bad, perfectly ok) for a company picnic, and bought Dave’s Insanity Sauce to spice up the chili. This was back before there were things like actual hot sauce stores and Scoville unit bragging rights. So I make a bowl of chili and douse it like it was tabasco or Frank’s Red Hot. I took a bite and I thought I was going to die. Nose running, me trying to put the fire out, and somewhere along the way I had a little bit go down the wrong pipe. Tears, snot, coughing up a lung; the whole nine yards. I dumped out the bowl, and put some more chili in the bowl more as an experiment rather than craving more pain chili. Using just the goop on the sides actually bought the heat down to a reasonable level.

BugEyedBoo

Similar story but mine involves “Da Bomb” Hot sauce. The only sauce that’s been featured on every episode of Hot Ones.
At work, doing the “I’m a manly man” shit with my employees and had a couple of bites. It’s crazy, ridiculous hot shit no doubt but I can handle that. Everyone there is dying from the heat.

Then?

I had to take a piss.

You know what happened next.

The only thing that saved me was a handicap stall in the men’s room that had a sink in it.

Yes, I was washing my junk in the sink at work while everyone in the break room was falling out laughing.
yeah right

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Miami pulled it out!
scotchnaut

Mr. Ayo

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Excited to announce that my daughter has moved to her new apartment and we are officially empty-nesters.

Also the cat got out and night and I think the washing machine just gave up the ghost, so God giveth with one hand and taketh with the other.
Horatio Cornblower

Is The Dwarf taking over her room?
ballsofsteelandfury

If he fixes the washing machine he can have mine.
Horatio Cornblower

Dwarf: “Oh my. I was trying to fix the washing machine and I got stuck. Little help, Horatio?”

Horatio: [unzips pants] “I’m not gonna lie-I never get tired of this.”
scotchnaut

“little help”

That’s beautiful.
ballsofsteelandfury

I am absolutely never going to be able to run for office.

I mean, I couldn’t before this, but I definitely can’t now.
Horatio Cornblower

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I assumed narcotics were involved. That’s why I didn’t say anything.
ballsofsteelandfury

Please let me reiterate:

Happy? What
Don T

Serious question: When is a good time to visit the PR?
I’m talking few tourists and fewer hurricanes.
Kind of want to get some PR sand in my toes.
Would love to meet you in person Stagger Lee.
yeah right

You didn’t ask me but I feel compelled to tell you when is the best time to visit northern Ontario. The answer is late August/early September. The tractor-pulling contests are in full swing and demolition derby drivers are really feeling their oats. The wrist-wrestlers really start to shine when the sun starts to fade. Gump McStuffin outa Smooth Rock Falls has won the heavyweight division three years running!
scotchnaut

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